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Have any of you /jp/ NEETs thought about finding another jpsie and sharing an apartment?

>> No.9901948

I don't someone to cum on my long hair while I sleep.

>> No.9901951

I don’t think that would be a good idea.

>> No.9901956 [DELETED] 

No. I already hate it having to be in the same house as my mother and her boyfriend. Being alone is the only sensible and honest way to live.

>> No.9901957

No, I prefer living alone. I had a flatmate once and while he was a reletively nice guy, having to consider him all the time hampered my life too much. Besides, most /jp/ers are probably insufferable in person (as if they weren't online).

>> No.9901960
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>>9901948
They'd probably eat it too.

>> No.9901969

I came to hate all of my previous roommates, including ones that started out as friends. As such I don't think I'll be living with people ever again, provided I can help it.

>> No.9902012
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9902012

sieg heil, mein volksgeNEETen!

>> No.9902020

>>9901960
i think pitou is p cool too and laud your efforts

>> No.9902035

I'd do it if I didn't have to pay.

>> No.9902036
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>>9901957
but that sounds so boring, you shouldn't live based on preconceptions like that; if someone is insufferable then maybe you could make their insufferableness entertaining

i think everyone should have a big empty room and ride crowded buses and have fun

>> No.9902042
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>>9902020
We should live together fellow pitoufan.

>> No.9902043

>>9902036
i would love to live alone i don't think anyone on /jp/ would want a room mate. However most /jp/ers would enjoy an irl otaku friend

>> No.9902122

how the fuck would I be able to masturbate 6 hours every other day with another asshole in the area?

>> No.9902144

Are you kidding? That would be terrible. I just like reading your funny posts, living with you people would be a nightmare.

>> No.9902348

I would but I don't think they would like me pissing in my whiskey bottles and then taking bags of them at a time and throwing them at playgrounds.

>> No.9902372

Sure, as long as they don't act like complete jackasses : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHzYV5E1Lpg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>> No.9902405

I desperately want to live with someone from /jp/, not a neet I don't think unless they weren't disgusting but I would love it.

>> No.9902413

>>9902405
you like autism?

>> No.9902425

>>9902413
i like people with aspergers generally or people that are very aspie. people with actual autism i don't

>> No.9902433

I'd house a /jp/er if he paid half of the rent and paid for his own food and other stuff.
I'd even give him pirority to my bed and computer if he did cooking and cleaning. Of course he'd have to be a better cook than I.

>> No.9902434

I'd only live with you if your cock is at least 18cm long and you let me suck it.

>> No.9902443

Hell no, not even with the one guy from /jp/ I'm close-ish with. The concentrated autism would simply be too much to tolerate... plus, I'd be worried about there being cum on everything.

>> No.9902457

>>9902443
>I'd be worried about there being cum on everything.
What's bad about that?

>> No.9902465
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9902465

I have thought about it but it would just end in sexual intercourse.

>> No.9902464

Sharing expenses only works if both people have income. Otherwise it's cheaper to live by yourself.

>> No.9902479

>>9902465
yeah whats bad about that

>> No.9902484
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>>9902479
It would end up being very awkward

>> No.9902486

>>9902457
Everything.

>> No.9902489

>>9902484
whats wrong about fucking and cuddling all the time i would love that

>> No.9902541

>>9902489
Nothing ;__;

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9902546

wow, you're a real slut /jp/

>> No.9902552

>>9902486
Even cum on my cum?

>> No.9902554

>>9902541
so why arent we living together

>> No.9902560

>>9902546
Why is he being an American flag?

>> No.9902576

>>9902560
He's more American than you'll ever be, you have no right to criticize him.

>> No.9902579

>>9902576
I'm Canadian, I just wanted to know why he was being a flag. Why are you being such a meanie?

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>>9902579
>>9902560
3deep5u

>> No.9902599

I'd like that, if we both have some kind of income.
We would just lock ourselves in our room to fap and play games, and as a rule we wouldn't run into the other's room while the door is close because he might be fapping.

>> No.9902608

>>9902599
as a rule i would make it if we are fapping and one of us is horny the other can come into the room and we can fug

>> No.9902627

No, because I can't cook nice food and I can't clean properly. I'm also not cute enough to cuddle or cute enough to dress in cute outfits while calling you Onii-chan.
So I don't think I would be earning my keep.

>> No.9902679

I'd happily live with one of you guys. I'm even employed and enjoy dressing up like a girl. What more could you ask for?

>> No.9902688

>>9902679
So you'll crossdress, cook and clean, suck my cock AND bring in the paycheck? There has to be a catch somewhere.

>> No.9902693

>>9902688
Yea, I expect you to do all the same.

>> No.9902700
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>>9902693
That'd be the same as being maried!

>> No.9902704

I once had two /jp/s staying at my house for a short time for some mahjong, it turned out my autismbux weren't enough to support 3 people in the long run.

>> No.9902718

Yes but we'd need to get married

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>>9902700
I-is that a problem..?

>> No.9902746

>>9902718
ill marry you if you pet me on the head 3 times and pinch my cheeks

>> No.9902761

>>9902721
It's a long term engagement, you shouldn't decide it so suddenly.
I don't want us, or anyone else, to end up as a fighting unhappy couple.

>> No.9902768

>>9902761
Of course...first we'd go on a d-d-date. And maybe cuddle and hold hands.

>> No.9902775

>>9902768
Doing things like this might spoil a good opportunity.

>> No.9902790

>>9902775
can i join you two lovebirds

>> No.9902795

I would like to have someone with same interests as a flatmate ...

But then I start thinking and change my mind. I think is good to have a otaku friend nearby, but not in your apartment

>> No.9902808

>>9902790
But that wouldn't be a wholesome monogamous relationship..

>> No.9902809

>>9902795
Everyone seems to take that /jp/er would be insufferable cunts with no restrain/decency/respect whatsoever.
While taking those good traits for granted when it comes to them.

>> No.9902834

No, anyone willing to room with another /jp/sie is probably some smelly pervert who would cum in my cereal. The best /jp/sies are the cute awkward NEETs that try to stay hidden, but those are the ones that would never agree to a roommate.

>> No.9902836

>>9902808
it will be a 3 person loving cuddlehouse

>> No.9902847

>>9902809
well I tried to imagine living with another me and decided that I would rather just stay acquaintances than a flatmate with myself. I would like to hang out with myself but not live with myself

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