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The youkai have escaped Gensokyo and reached the outer world. Our planet, our people - are doomed. You have failed our race, shrine maiden.

>> No.9884709

It's okay, we have guns and roses.

>> No.9884714

Yukari can already visit the outside world, but she doesn't cause much trouble. In fact if the Hakurei Border failed, Yukari could team up with Reimu and gap everyone back to Gensokyo. It would make for an interesting game--a Touhou set in the outside world.

>> No.9884717

>>9884700
It's Yukari's fault. She is the one who doesn't keep it close. Reimu can't go and kick her ass every time.

>> No.9884724
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We have this to destroy that youkai shit

>> No.9884721

Shut up she's sleeping!

>> No.9884754

>The youkai have escaped Gensokyo
YOUKAI BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
KILL MAIM BURN
KILL MAIM BURN

>> No.9884792
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>>9884754
FOR THE YOUKAI GODS!

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Touhou 14: Kerfuffle of Neoliberalism

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>>9884700

Rest easy Reimu, we'll take over from here.

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We have technology

>> No.9886544

Will they at least rape and make me a sex slave at least?

... I'm kinda okay iwth that.

>> No.9886554

Humanity has lost the spiritual powers and techniques needed to fight youkai. Isn't it sad?

>> No.9886557

But nobody believes in Yokai in the outside world
So the Yokai would not survive here.
Question is, do they die without belief or do they just get depowered?

>> No.9886566
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The Human Defence Force is ready

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9886610

Come on, guys!
EDF! EDF! EDF!

>> No.9886667

>>9886610
うおおおおおおおおおおおお

>> No.9891005
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Only the little girls of /jp/ will be able to save the world. Quick! Contract! I wish to be the strongest and end up destroying every single youkai. Every. Single. One.

>> No.9892058

Kannadzuki no Miko

>> No.9892066

>>9885439
But Commander, how the fuck we can fight youkai that can unleash loads of danmaku at us, and immune to our pathetic secondary technology?

I suggests we surrender and become their slave, Commander.

>> No.9892070

Time to recruit a team of /jp/ers with attitude.

>> No.9892361

>>9885439
You ain't getting a penny from us.

>> No.9892824

>>9892066
How? By fighting dirty, of course!

We'll surprise from behind!
We'll surprise while wearing invisibility suits!
We'll surprise from the side and from below!
We'll shoot them with lasers and bullets from beyond their range!
You've seen their danmaku, it's too slow to be a match for our hypersonic weapons!
Even if they can dodge our bullets, we still have lasers - they can't dodge faster than light itself. By the time they see it, they'd already be dead.

If all else fails, we'll offer them coupons to our most stylish designer hat stores.

>> No.9892828

>>9892824
B-but Commander, they have infinite TUs and our soldiers panicked every time they've seen a youkai standing around.

>> No.9892834

Didn't ZUN say something about guns being somewhat effective against the youkai? I can't imagine it being too hard

>> No.9892848

>>9892834
Haven't you read wahh? Kappas got shot by a gun!

>> No.9892913

>>9892828
Okay, backup plan.

RELEASE THE HAT DESIGNERS!

>> No.9893020

>>9892848
Pic or it didn't happen.

>> No.9893026

Beg to the moon to save us filthy Earthlings.

>> No.9893037

>>9892913
Bad news Commander, a man under a pseudonym called "ZUN" just sneaked past our security and killed all of our Hat Designers. Should we cease resistance?

>> No.9893049

>>9893037
Guess it can't be helped.

You know, in my youth I was the hat designer for our school's theatre. Get me all the lace you can find! And bring that ZUN guy to act as a dummy.

>> No.9893066

>>9893049
Good god man!

Some of them don't wear hats!!

Some of them don't wear HATS!

>> No.9893071

>>9893049

Right-to, Commander.

Oh, i've also got a good news, and a bad news.

Good news is, an unknown corporation under the codename "Lunarian" decided to lend us a hand on dealing with this youkai threat.

Bad news is, they said, after they're done with them, we are next in the line.

>> No.9893073

>>9893066
What do they wear? WHAT DO THEY WEAR, SOLDIER?

>> No.9893076

>>9893073
Some of them have funny ears or wear fancy dresses, sir! Take the moon-people for instance, sir!

>>9893071
Their weakness is suppositories!

>> No.9893075

>>9884700
Good news /jp/, with the recent surge in Youkai population worldwide, now you too have a chance to get yourself a Youkai waifu!

Of course, there are several important issues that need to be worked out before such an arrangement can be made, but you know what they say - nothing ventured, nothing gained!

>> No.9893079

>>9893073
One of them wears a maid outfit. Should we sewn some for her?

>> No.9893086

>>9893076
>>9893079
I... I can't make dresses. I never managed to make even one dress! Do we have any fashion designers remaining who can make dresses?

>> No.9893119

>>9893086
We don't have any sir, and the "Lunarian" corporation are closing in. Should we hoist the white flag and beg for mercy?

>> No.9893126

>>9893119
The majority of them should be rabbits, right?

Give them all of the carrots we can muster!!

>> No.9893575
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>Youkais die if people don't believe in them
>Youkais doesn't only refer to japanese spirits/demons
>Animists and weirdos still think they exist
>American puritan mad christians think of them as devils
>Youkais are believed in and thus don't die
>Even if not believed in I guess they wouldn't suddenly vanish so they have the time to destroy some shit with danmaku
>Upon seeing the destruction humans re-believe they exist
>Internet and international media showing japanese youkais destroying everything
>They are believed in

How exactly high are our chances against all the man eating roaming youkais of gensokyo? I don't believe in the "bullet are pretty efficient" without proves, at least again youkais who aren't total jokes.

>> No.9893610 [DELETED] 

>>9893575
WHo ARe YOu QUotINg

>> No.9893640

>>9893020
Never happened, it was just some critter that makes gunshot noises when they attack and bite someone.
Still shows that 2hus know what guns are though.

>> No.9893644

We kicked them out before I'm sure we can do it again

>> No.9893686

>>9893640

What's a critter?

>>9893644

Sadly we don't have magic nor magic guns.

>> No.9893898

>>9893686
I trust in the guns we do have, though.

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