/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, he was just declared dead and the stream ended.

[Anonymous No.]

Was it the wind?

[Anonymous No.]

I suddenly feel like drinking the piss that is Red Bull.

[Anonymous No.]

Link pls
I didn't watch because I got an error

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876173
Gets you HELLa PUMPED to watch some person do something exciting while you sit and drink your sugary pisswater.

[Anonymous No.]

5 minutes to go?

Now there's a million viewers. They must be so disappointed. You can't even see the crane any more.

[Anonymous No.]

Do people really actually going into stores and actually look at Red Bull amung the other drinks and actually think to themselves "I fancy some of that" then actually reach out, grab the can and take it the counter and pay for it then take it outside and actually open the can and put their lips to it and actually start drinking it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876194
Maybe in films?

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>>9876194
It's just odd.

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>>9876194
You should stop watching too much TV.

[Anonymous No.]

200 yards of tail.

[Anonymous No.]

/r/ drawing of crane-kun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876194
I only drink ES.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/redbull has neat live stats by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't it going to take ages before he reaches 23 miles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876245
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876194
I never really realized how come they have so much money for all the shit they sponsor. It's just an energy drink. What gives?

What's this one about, by the way? Air bull air race?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876255
JEWS.

And this is a balloon sending a man to the edge of space so he can jump back down to Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876255
did you live under a goddamn rock the past week?

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

I wish I could try doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876255
>It's just an energy drink. What gives?

In terms of market share, Red Bull is the most popular energy drink in the world, with 4.5 billion cans sold each year.
And it's not exactly cheap. 4€ for a can.

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I'm really starting to speculate that somebody's working the dreaded v-word machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876262
Leave him alone. I only knew about this because of /jp/ guerilla marketers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876255
>Red Bull is an energy drink sold by Austrian company Red Bull GmbH, created in 1987. In terms of market share, Red Bull is the most popular energy drink in the world, with 4.5 billion cans sold each year.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bull

That's a lot of cans.

[Anonymous No.]

Red Bull is an EXTREME sports energy drink. Perfect for when you need that RUSH of pure ENERGY as you FREEFALL from outer space or DIRTING IT OUT on your motorbike.

[Anonymous No.]

>Red Bull is the most popular energy drink in the world, with 4.5 billion cans sold each year.[1][2][3]

Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876266
Then where's my Electric Smelting and Aluminum Company space jump?

[Anonymous No.]

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OXYGEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876271
I honestly don't see what the big deal is. If you're somewhat healthy, what's so great about jumping out of a capsule? I could do that.

[Anonymous No.]

HES GONNA DIE OH MY GOD

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck? They are starting NOW?

Didn't they attempt this like three days ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876268
*sits at home and plays World of Warcraft*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876263
>>9876266
Are you sure? I always thought the most popular energy drink was Isostar, seeing as how it's used by athlethes.

>>9876262
I had no idea what this was. How was I supposed to know?

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>>9876283
He's going to fall very vast. Apparently he will break the speed of sound. There are engineering issues too. Due to the change in pressure, his blood will turn to gas and he will break.

[Anonymous No.]

This is being forced, right? I can't imagine that enough of you actually give enough of a shit about this to be organically discussing it in /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876277
>created in 1987
First generation companies aren't quite that big of jews yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876283
I bet the view from that high up is pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876286
It was windy.

Science - 0
Nature - 100000

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876299
Yeah, I got the feeling it's being forced, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876294
It's been all over the news here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876299
Shut up and have some fun. A guy is going to jump from space. Even as a truNEET it's something to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876299

Better than attention whoring threads this is once in a blue moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876299
Why would you force such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876297
I understand that, but what does he actively do that I couldn't pull off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876314
``Noooo please don't say mean things about my /jp/-unrelated thread!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

Does the space suit have a special pee/poop container for the inevitable bowel evacuation?

I fear they may have overlooked this vital aspect of the jump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876314
TruNEETs also have fun watching anime and all sorts of other things that don't require threads on /jp/..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876324
>``''

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>>9876330
Your mom, nerdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876324
> "

You're a ban evader or a nonlurker. Why should we listen to what you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876321
For publicity.

>>9876319
I'm pretty sure we've had at least five of these threads already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876330
Know how to correctly use a parachute, plus he's going to look good drinking Red Bull once he's landed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876330
I see what you mean. There's obviously training involved, but he's not doing anything that any other human being couldn't do. There's not really any skill involved. It's just the fact that he's doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876299
Nobody would care enough to viral market on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876336
>For publicity.
I was going more for why would you do it in /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876344
People who aren't 4chan regulars wouldn't know that /jp/ is a shithole unworthy of their time, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876352
People who aren't 4chan regulars would just spam this on /b/ which makes up like 80% of 4chan traffic.

[Anonymous No.]

120 minutes?

Fuck that. Why didn't they use a rocket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876360
Why would you restrict yourself to /b/ when you could do it on every board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876328
WHOA gramps get with the times we have /jp/ MMO threads, /jp/ videogame threads and /jp/ anime threads now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876364
A rocket launch is way more dangerous, expensive and straining for the passanger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876334
Because only one person uses ``". Nice personal attack though. Completely validates your shit thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Is he going to stay hydrated with the help of red bull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876372
But I'm impatient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876366
Well, I just checked the catalog for some of the other boards and come up empty in some of them, so maybe not.

>>9876374
You're non-ironically right, but not in the way you think you are.

[Anonymous No.]

How economically viable is it to use balloons with rockets attached to get smaller satellites into orbit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876374
Yes? It's not an easy mistake to make. The correct syntax is `` and ''. One /jp/ regular was too dumb to understand it, and he continued to do it in lieu of being told otherwise. So forgive me for assuming you're him, and not just the second ever /jp/er to be equally as stupid as him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876375
Naturally! Nobody should miss Red Bull™ when launching into space or in his everday life!
A great example of Red Bull™ actually giving you wings!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876393
What would the balloon accomplish if there was a rocket?

[Anonymous No.]

The stream could use without the announcer.

He's just repeating the obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876403
They have to fill dead air for two hours. At least he's being informative.

Stereo still bugs me, though. I'm going to have a headache by the end of this.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone remember when Red Bull wasn't tied to sports and instead had those fairly innocent cartoon advertisements about red bull giving you wings? Times really have changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876393
No point in using rockets. That asteroid mining company will launch their asteroid-observing satellites with balloons, I assume. Rockets are too expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876394
Your thread is shit and no ammount of tears will ever be able to dillute it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876402
Less fuel to get up, you'd only fire it once you reach maximum altitude with your balloon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876393
You can't get a steady orbit course with balloons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876403
100% oxygen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876412
The fact that you're a complete retard and the fact that this thread is stupid have nothing to do with each other. Suck it up and stop deflecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876408
Look for a option called headphone virtualization. Doesn't completely fix it, but it makes it sound a whole lot more natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876413
I see, that makes sense.

>>9876415
He's saying use a balloon to get high up in the atmosphere, then use a rocket to get into orbit position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876422
In speaker properties I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876420
You're the one who tries to make a point of me being a retard to counter my argument that your shit thread is not /jp/-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876409
>innocent
They had an ad featuring a nudist beach once

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876423
Oh. Isn't that what is already happening with weather balloons?

I don't see it being valid for heavy stuff like satelites.

[Anonymous No.]

it's the same day that strike witch broke the sound barrier

[Anonymous No.]

Mmm yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876429
That was my problem with his idea, too. But balloons are presumably fairly cheap. If they can make a balloon to lift this pod, surely they can make a larger one to lift up a small satellite.

Then again, it mightn't be much cheaper than just buying more fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876425
I wasn't the thread starter. I just chimed in to call you a retard because I noticed that you were acting like a retard and being proud of it.

[Anonymous No.]

This is actually pretty scary stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876439
You make too many false assumptions. I'm starting to think you're the retard around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876440
Worst case scenario is he dies. People die all the time, all over the place. How is this any more scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876429
Yeah, they'd do it if it was smart. Orbits are so high so it doesn't really matter if you get 30~40 km out of a balloon. I kind of feel silly for suggesting it now after running calculations in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876452
What if is he a /jp/ lurker ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876452
It's on a livestream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876450
I made zero assumptions; you can prove me wrong by finding one I made. What I did is I called you a retard because the first part of your post >>9876374 was spectacularly retarded, and instead of backing down when corrected, you continued to rage and throw stupid accusations in order to divert attention from your impressive display of ignorance.

[Anonymous No.]

I want him to chicken out. That would be the best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876431

I'd break Shirley's sound barrier, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>180,000 cubic feet of helium

/jp/ suicide meetup at Roswell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876452
Because it's live and right in front of me and probably because I'm not too good with heights and stuff.

You seem mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876462
That would be too funny. Too bad it's highly unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876439
Haven't you realized how retarded you are once you ``stoop" to my level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876464
>I'm not too good with heights and stuff.
Then stop watching it. Do you watch shuttle reentries and panic, too?

[Anonymous No.]

His mom would be pretty hot if she were 10 years younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876452
People die all the time but some ways are more or less pleasant than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876462
There is no chickening out.
He can't get out unless he jumps.

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when UFO nuts in Roswell look up and see a space pod falling to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876468
I'm not attempting to hide the fact that I was called out on my blatant display of stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876477
I'm sure they can deflate the balloon and get him down using the parachute on the capsule?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876484
That girl beside her is pretty nice.

Delicious brown girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876482

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>>9876485
There are a lot of worse ways to die than sudden impact death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876472
Yes actually! I wanna see what happens, so I can't stop watching even though I'm super scared...

[Anonymous No.]

How is this a "space jump" if they're only about a third of the way up to the Kármán line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876489
He'd probably die from the change in pressure rather than the impact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876495
One-third space jump doesn't exactly roll off your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876489
Tell that to Vladimir Komarov.
Though I guess if this fellow dies it won't be because of shoddy construction and known cost cutting measures.

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for Anonymous to hack the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876502
le epic raid xd

[Anonymous No.]

when is he going to jump?
I'm fucking bored

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876506
He's at 14,000 m. He jumps at 36,576 m.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876506
he's only half way up

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876506
When the number next to feet is 120,000
So he's still got a while to go yet.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad this thread is here, even if it is off-topic. /jp/ is like a home to me and I feel like I'm watching with friends.

[Anonymous No.]

There are threads on /fit/, /g/, /int/, /jp/, /mu/, /n/, /o/, /pol/, /r9k/, /sci/, /sp/, /tg/, /tv/, , but not /a/, /co/, /k/, /mlp/, /soc/.

There are, of course, a lot of boards I didn't check.

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>>9876514

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>>9876339
What's the point of drinking it once he has landed? He needs to drink it before he jumps, that way the rush will be put to good use instead of no use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876514
This.

Looking forward to watching Nibiru collide with Earth in two months' time. That should be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876523
So he can get PUMPED for the sick after party he's going to have.

[Anonymous No.]

He sounds apprehensive.

Why do they have such boring conversations, anyway? Why is it so military? Crack a smile and make a few jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or Felix seems a bit scared?

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit, every time he asks for bottles I'm thinking piss bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be chill as hell if I were in that capsule. Who gives a shit if I die? It's going to be the most hilarious death imaginable, and it will scare the shit out of millions of people live on the internet. What a way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876529
>Why do they have such boring conversations, anyway? Why is it so military?
Otherwise it doesn't feel spacey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876530
I can't tell if he's being all Austrian and robot-like, or if he's pretty scared and having second thoughts.

Can he see outside the pod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876515
Most publicized commercial in 4chan history.

With the exception of shit that moot put up, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>Stand by, please. I screwed up. Hold on.

USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876538
Yes, there's a small looking glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876536
This is why I think he should do something interesting even if he's going to be successful. Like before he jumps he could shout, "FUCK THE JEWS!" then plummet to Earth in style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876464
Or are you just afraid to get blood on your own hands? Is your resolve truly as strong as you think it is? You need more willpower. Or national pride or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this is simulated

He gave the twist away too early.

[Anonymous No.]

>133 posts and 8 image replies in one hour.
You guys really care about this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate how there's that little corner in the lower-right of the lens. It looks the curvature of the Earth, and it's really throwing off my sense of scale.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>9876462
There is no worst case scenario.

He makes it. Awesome.
He jumps to his death. Even more awesome.

Everybody wins! (except him of course).

What a exceptional way to die. I'm Parsee as fuck.

Also,
http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/

Has stats and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876553
Don't tell me you DON'T want to see a guy die by jumping from 30km high live on youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876553

go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876562
As far as I can tell, he's in what amounts to a reentry vehicle. Which is nothing that hasn't been done before, except he's not starting from as high. Maybe I'm not understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876558
Put your thumb in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876567
He'll jump out of the capsule. He won't be falling inside of it. He'll only be wearing his suit and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876579
Getting him up there.

[Anonymous No.]

omg did he died?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876567
He's going to jump out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876574
Oh, I see. What's the point of the capsule?

[Anonymous No.]

So he jumps out the pod, what happens to the pod?

What if it lands on someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876579
To get him up there without dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876583
>>9876584
The balloons can't be attached to the suit? Or is it for air supply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876579
To take him up there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876577

I think the stream is delayed 20 seconds if he dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876585
Red Bull would air it anyway. More views, more money. In fact I propose they intend for him to die for exactly this reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876588
It's for everything. It only goes up very slowly any by the time he's high enough he'd be frozen to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876588
You are retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876588
Probably too dangerous. Though if they did that, he'd basically be fulfilling every 5 year old's dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876564
I'm sorry I'm not as happy about your off-topic Red Bull commercial thread forced in every board as you are.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, oh man, it just hit me how crazy all this shit is. I don't think I can watch this live, I'm freaking out.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is neo-/jp/ so dumb? Some of the posts in this thread are downright retarded (including the "what the fuck is this off-topic thread doing on MY /jp/?" posts).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876605
>Some of the posts in this thread are downright retarded
There's one now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876605
Shut up dude, your meta-posts lower the tone even more.

[Anonymous No.]

He's freaking out over something. What is it, heat? I can't understand him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876618
His face heating isn't working properly apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

Want to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876618
His helmet heat doesn't seem to be working. He said that the indicators are on that it's working but he feels cold and can see his breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876618
>What is it, heat?
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876618
No face heating, I would assume it's something to keep inside of the helmet warm instead of freezing cold.

Possibly really bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Critical mission failure. Guess I won't be buying any Red Bull.

[Anonymous No.]

It's over hes gonna freeze to death.

[Anonymous No.]

-65ºC
fuck, that's cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876605
>"what the fuck is this off-topic thread doing on MY /jp/?"
Please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Red Bull deems his life isn't important enough to their sponsorship, and sends him up anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope he doesn't have any pressurization problems or his flight is going to get a whole lot more shitty.

[az No.]

Wanna play chess or something chaps? Still an hour to go.

[Anonymous No.]

That's a very expensive coffin.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah you can see his breath on the visor now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876637
we should play a /jp/ haxball game or something

[Anonymous No.]

So,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_diving#Challenges_to_safe_space_diving
Predicted cause of death?

> At the heights involved, low pressure would cause decompression sickness within the space diver. This would turn the blood to gas and would be fatal.
That would be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876641
I'd destroy everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all staged. They had a special helmet made to fake breath condensation. Red Bull knew they'd need some drama about an hour in.

[Anonymous No.]

Epic /jp/ thread /b/ros!

[Anonymous No.]

If he falls dead, does he still beat the record?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876648
Spacediving is otaku culture related. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876642
If men walked on the moon obviously there's already the technology to create pressurized suits.

[Anonymous No.]

How come all these altitude records were set fifty years ago?

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

If this post ends in six Felix is going to succeed...

Otherwise he explodes...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876659
People don't care about space anymore.

>>9876660
Anything that belongs in another board that isn't /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876653
What isn't otaku culture related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876652
He wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876653
No it's not because there's no otaku doing it. You could argue amateur rockets are otaku culture related, but he's not using a rocket nor is it amateur in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876659
Because people stopped caring about space once the Cold War ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876655
>men walked on the moon

Do you believe in skeletons too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876667
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876667
#wow
#whoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876667
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
FAGGOT
KILL YOURSELF

[None !desuV9JP12 No.]

>>9876667
Not COOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876663
Perhaps we can just compute how fast he will go jumping from that height. That's the nearest otaku thing you can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876665
Yes. And pumpkins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876667
99% of the americans watching this are hoping he explodes

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

>>9876667
You just made the taxpayers waste money!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876693
It's already been worked out. Check that stats page and the video description. Apparently he will break the speed of sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876693
That's nerd shit. Not the same thing.

I SURE HOPE HE DIES XD

#YOLO

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any guarantees he won't explode for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876704
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876703
You're not allowed to turn on the retardation halfway through a post. It defeats the purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>dat blue glow coming from the earth

FEEL

FEEL

FEEL

[Anonymous No.]

It must be nerve wrecking for Felix, he has so much time to think about all the things that could go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876707
Shitpost CORRECTLY please.

[Anonymous No.]

This is boring, bump it when something happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876717
Amazing RT @Storyful: Live coverage of Felix Baumgartner's jump from edge of space has now begun. Watch here: http://www.youtube.com/user/storyful

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876719
Bump
I just fucked your mom

[Anonymous No.]

Space bro here.

I don't see how this is doing anything useful.

Rockets go to fast to jump out plus you're in a capsule already. Planes don't go that high up. You can't just jump into the earth from the ISS.

So whats the point of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876719
There must be better ways of following the stream than refreshing /jp/ to see if anybody bumped this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876719
>bump it when something happens.

That's not how /jp/ works

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876726
future

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876717
shitposting is an art you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876728
I am requesting an exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876694
>RED BULL Stratos
>Taxpayer Money
Americans already decided they don't want to space any more. Gotta leave it to the private corporations.

[Anonymous No.]

once this baby reaches 88 miles an hour we're going to see some serious shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876741
It's more like the government decided and the Americans just went with it like always.

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

>>9876741
Red Bull controls the american government. Glad I don't live in that shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate you guys. Why do every single one of you know what is going on except me? Are you even aware how frustrating it is to see everyone talk about something you haven't heard anything about at all before, and everyone talks about it like they know everything about it, while no one asks or explains what's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876732
You might as well request a million dollars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876726
If all goes according to plan he should become the first person to break the sound barrier unassisted. He's also striving to break some sky-diving records. That's basically all that it's about. Most of the science involved in high altitude jumps was done decades ago.

This is mostly just a "it'd be cool if" type scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

what a ghastly thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876748
Please don't hate me, I don't know what's going on either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876748
Step up, kouhai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876748
Didn't you know /jp/ is filled with rocket scientists? Just fire away with questions and you'll probably get a answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876716
I hope someone told him that story about the balloonists who died that the commentator told us ten minutes ago.

>>9876726
They're collecting data, but it really is just for shits and giggles. Space travel is going to end up being a private enterprise anyway, so we'll need gimmicky things like this before we can get anywhere (I'm looking forward to reality TV shows set in space).

[Anonymous No.]

That faggot announcer just coughed in my fucking face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876748
How does it feel being left out of the loop even on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876760
Then you should have asked so I wouldn't feel so alone when reading through this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876769
That's not even possible, unless you're there.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the stream down or is my internet just a pile of piss? It won't start for me. This blows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876770
Don't bully him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876773
I know, but now you won't feel as lonely as before. Somebody please tell us what's happening. What stream are you guys watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876779
It's your internet. Fix it! He's gonna jump in the next 45 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876779
It didn't work for me on their youtube page, I had to click the video to get it to work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MrIxH6DToXQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

[Anonymous No.]

So, what are we going to see when he jumps? Does he have cameras on his suit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876783
http://www.youtube.com/redbull

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876793

Blood everywhere is what you're gonna see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876793
The stream will suddenly end when he jumps anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876787
>>9876788
I guess Youtube is just fucking up in Nightly. Looks like I'll have to watch it in Internet Explorer.

[Anonymous No.]

Still no aliens...

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a no censor stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876803
Works fine in botnet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876807
They're in Roswell. All the aliens are probably just chilling in their spaceships, watching the stream and turning on their cloaking devices.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9876792
That music gives me
#FEELS

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876792
Thank you.
>>9876795
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop showing that footage of his mother. She doesn't look happy, she looks like her son is going to die.

Also she's wearing an alien ring of some sort. Maybe she's trying to tell the viewers that aliens are behind her son's future death?

[Anonymous No.]

Crane-kun will never get to visit space, but that's alright. Helping Pod-chan reach his dream is good enough for him.

[Anonymous No.]

I want this to be a prank, like Space Cadets.

[Anonymous No.]

lets get pumped jp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPPH-Z7c2X0

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876816
Crane-kun deserved better than that, but who am I to judge. Whatever makes him happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy FUCK these shots of the planet from the pod are beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be super romantic if he saw like a kids balloon at that height floating off into space.

How far would a regular balloon get, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876841
It's pretty cool, but nothing I haven't seen first hand.

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of gay name is felix bumgardner anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876845
Satan sits in the stratosphere with Hitler and Osama bin Laden, popping children's balloons together. They're pretty sick fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876793
How the fuck is he supposed to stream from in space? Satellite connection? Is that fast enough to stream with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876859
Fuck you, it's a great name. He sounds like a space adventurer from some 50s sci-fi serial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876870
I think what's going to happen is those nasa trucks will stream it close up.

Infa-red is the only one able to reach that far up, then they'll switch to color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876870
They already said that they are going to use the infra-red camera at the start of his descent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876875
>>9876859
Sounds more like something from a gay porno

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876880
But I assume they're not going to be able to show the video until afterward right?

[Anonymous No.]

why is there a thread here about this?

[Anonymous No.]

When he jumps I'm going to try to sync it to this:
http://youtu.be/U4hX8N65iug?t=3m4s

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

This is just too epic as HELL...

I am deeply moved to be a part of this with you /jp/...

USA

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876899
There are cameras on the pod, so maybe they'll use those first? ¯\(°_o)/¯

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876885
Oh, so they're going to stream him from the ground.

No cameras on the suit then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876803
I disabled https everywhere in firefox and now it's working for me

[Anonymous No.]

They're trying to pump me up with all these talks about accidents. They know what the viewers want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876892
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D67kmFzSh_o
superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876899
There's a lot of cameras on his suit, but I doubt they could stream. They are recording it for the bbc 2 hour documentary about a week later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876903
Yeah, that did it. Thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

This is all pretty exciting but... I could have done something productive today... maybe... instead I've spent the past hours watching a stream where practically nothing happens.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm actually surprised (and grateful) that Red Bull aren't making this out to be an XTREME event. They have some old man commentating on the engineering and mathematical aspects of this, and it's actually fairly interesting.
I expected some twentysomething sports star I haven't heard of to be shouting at me how XTREME this jump is going to be. Probably after chugging ten cans of Red Bull, then not shutting up for two hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876944
I'm just kinda listening to it in the background while I do other stuff. This has been an alright morning for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876944
>I could have done something productive today... maybe...
oh you

[Anonymous No.]

'Sup /sp/, I was wondering if I'd only get to see you again when the 4chan cup raids start again.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is useless.

I don't give a fuck about science.
I don't give a fuck about humanity.
I don't give a fucking fuck about fucks.

All I want is to know what the fuck is this fucking OFF-TOPIC thread doing on my /jp/.

If you're a truNEET like me you shouldn't care about this. You should be posting in a Touhou thread or something.
Let this thread die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876311
Where is "here?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876944
>I could have done something productive today
Lets get real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876946
epic

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for posting this! Would've missed it otherwise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2zKARkpDW4

[Anonymous No.]

I keep seeing that grid of papers and thinking they're windows. Makes it look like he's in the TARDIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876956
Yeah I'm browsing /jp/, I couldn't really concentrate into something that required my full attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876960
It won't die. OP is making sure to bump his turd once the threads gets out of the front page.

[Anonymous No.]

Just watch the fucking stream. Nobody wants to hear your shitty commentary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876970
/jp/'s or the man's? Because fuck you I like both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876960
But the Touhou threads are even worse than the off-topic threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876970
4chan is facebook now. People think from principle that anyone cares about whatever inane shit crosses your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876955
Yeah you gotta give them that. They're making it serious enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876960
>If you're a truNEET like me you shouldn't care about this.
My shameful side revealed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876960

Shut the fuck up pls. Not everybody here whos truNEET likes touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876974
Oh god we're going full circle.

I care about everyone's opinion on an anonymous board because it's all they have. I don't know who they are, only what they say, and you can say a lot more on an anonymous board than you can anywhere else. You're not scared of censorship or ruining your reputation.

So yes, fuck you, people will post their opinions, and you will like it.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9876960
Are you frustrated? You are frustrated, my brother. You are so mad. Why are you so mad? I can post anything otaku related, that is what is says in the rules. I don't care about your rules of faggotry. Why are you so mad?

[Anonymous No.]

When does he jump this is boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876995
120,000 ft.

He's at 116,000 right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876993
epic kircheis image bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876995
When the 115,800 turns into 120,000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876991
>So yes, fuck you, people will post their opinions, and you will like it.
See >>9876324

"Stop liking what I don't like" is so 2011 /v/. Get with the times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876995
Depends on when the balloon stops. Could be 120,000 or 130,000 feet.

[Anonymous No.]

why does it get warmer when he goes up

[Anonymous No.]

Keep in mind that checklist is huge. It's going to take forever for him to actually jump.

[Anonymous No.]

You can tell this is not /jp/ because it's got 310 replies in two hours.

>>>/sci/

[Anonymous No.]

I find that tracking camera more impressive than the balloon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876991
>So yes, fuck you, people will post their opinions
Whether or not you're anonymous has nothing to do with whether you should air every thought that crosses your mind.

And even if that's the case, the range of opinions you're "supposed" to express depends on the topic. Running commentary on the DotA II International grand finals would be appropriate in /v/ and a story about how I made a four-course dinner would be appropriate in /ck/, but not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877010
sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877015
Well, nobody is arguing this is /jp/-related. It's a fun, off-topic bit of banter. Most people posting their worthless opinions aren't ageing the thread.

Take it easy and watch a man plummet to his death with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877023
>It's a fun, off-topic bit of banter.

No it's not. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877013
Based on posting frequency, it's clear that Red Bull is four times more important to /jp/ than NEET blogging and thirty times more important to /jp/ than Koromu 8.

If you don't like it you can get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

New thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Is he jumping yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877023
If you know it's not related to /jp/, why the fuck do you insist on discussing it here? Do you shit yourself instead of going to the bathroom because it's fun, too?

Incoming a billion jokes about how you actually do that just to prove how h/a/rdcore /jp/ you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877033
There is still a long way to auto-delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877028
But it's off-topic and enough people are posting that I'd wager that they're having fun.

You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877033
Don't even fucking think about it retard, you'll get them both deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877028
Well, there's a Japanese pen-pal, samurai, driving license, YouTube and church thread on the front page. If you're not happy with this one, go to one of those. Maybe take your cynicism there.

After all, we wouldn't want you posting whatever crosses your mind ITT because that's unimportant to us ;-)

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>9877010
Ozone particles that gather UV radiation or something.

http://www.redbullstratos.com/the-mission/mission-timeline/

And, finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877041
checklist is starting.

It's about 40 steps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877027
This. I hope we can get NEET blogging fucking banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877027
Based on posting frequency, it's clear about five people who constantly try to bring their off-topic shit to /jp/ have decided to bump and spam their thread with inane shit in order to look like /jp/ cares about this. It doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Bump limit. Don't make a new thread, let the whiners think they won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877048
Enough people are complaining about a group of people shitposting about it. It's off-topic and that's more than enough to warrant deletion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877052
That shit is annoying, but it isn't being aggressively promoted in every avenue of traditional and social media available to it, whether it's Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, or 4chan. I mean, /o/, for fuck's sake? Why the fuck would you make a thread in /o/. That shit cannot be legit.

[Anonymous No.]

why does he need protection from low pressure

i thought only high pressure could harm you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876960
It's interesting. I like science and 2D girls. Nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877065
You clearly don't understand who you're posting with. They're /a/b/v/-tier anons who think a thread loses relevance if it isn't at the top of the page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877072
Pressure that's far away from the pressure you were built to survive at can harm you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877060
Well, two tripfags are interested, and they've made a combined total of less than ten posts.

I think your estimate may be a little low if you think over 95% of the posts are made by 3/5 of the people.

[Anonymous No.]

The speed is rapidly increasing, even after it decreased to like 5ft. 2000ft/min now, did they achieve escape velocity or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877072
And look at these kind of posts. /jp/ is expected to be overly reliant. No real anon from this board would make such a stupid fucking question without trying to find the answer on his own. It's just needless bumping.

>>9877073
Go be interesting somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877073
I like League of Legends and 2D girls, but I didn't make a thread for Taipei Assassins versus Azubu Five and make thirty posts in it because I'm not a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877083
Why are you crying so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877076
>>9877083
If you're such experts, why are you using sage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877083

people are just making conversation. it's an interesting topic and it's not going to happen again any time soon. if you don't like the thread, report and ignore :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877086
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877071
I went to check and you're right, there's a thread on /o/. You can tell from the OP posts the people making these are off-boarders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877081
Tripfags are the kinds of people who use imageboards like a shared twitter.

>>9877092
Get on my level, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, you two are going to be so upset on your first /jp/ Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877083

I'm a /jp/ regular and browse /sci/. Water you going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

Please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877086
>I like League of Legends
There's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Felix seems pretty scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877094
>>>/sci/

>>9877111
I won't deny that.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

HE'S GOING DOWN

The moment of truth...!!

[Anonymous No.]

These threads always make me feel so violated. It's clear the people discussing this aren't even from the board and they just barge in and do whatever they want without the janitors doing anything to stop them. I've already seen two legit threads getting deleted but this just stays here. It makes me feel so powerless and just goes to show that self-moderation simply doesn't work if enough well connected retards decide to invade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877086
>League of Legends
>>>/vg/
It is a well known fact that most /jp/ anons are closet dota fans and they hide it well.
I guess we found the culprit posting the fake Ran from LoL.

[Anonymous No.]

You're making it worse talking about meta shit, just hide the fucking thread. How fucking new are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877121
Are you frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877082
It's not possible to reach escape velocities with just buoyancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877116
if you enjoy watching nerds playing video games "professionally" then you should go back to /vg/ much less reddit
also nice projecting

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877101
I don't remember anything particularly interesting happening last Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877104
>>>/sci/

>>9877123
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

Cry me a river weeaboos.
The thread is staying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877121
>It's clear the people discussing this aren't even from the board and they just barge in
why would people from other boards come to /jp/ to discuss this
they have threads about this on other boards too

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877121
There's threads about this on every board, there's no need for outsiders to come here to discuss this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877135
People made Christmas threads. About Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877135
He's from /sp/. He's probably mentioning the livestream spam they make about their fake football tournament involving boards and their memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877130
Cry me a river, faggot.

>>9877123
I don't start those threads. I've posted in them a few times, but I also report them.

I'm also a self-hating closet DotA fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877148
that shit is forced SO hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877142
Then why do the people itt act so much like offboarding scum? And if there's threads everywhere (including /sci/ where it actually should be), why go out of their way to discuss it somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877142
We're insiders. I've been following this from the start, and I don't visit any other boards. I have been here a long time and lurked for a long time.

I hate to have to qualify myself, but you're just deluding yourself if you think this board is full of "outsiders". Why wouldn't they stick to their own boards as you just pointed out?

We have threads like this for every major event that happens. The staff usually leave it because there's an unwritten rule: "Let them have their fun."
If you hate the idea of fun or think it's some gimmick you're above, then 4chan really isn't the place for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877146
I don't even watch streams. I was just using it as an example.

>projecting
What?

[Anonymous No.]

STOP ARGUING

SHIT IS GETTING REAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877144
He is probably talking about /a/ making their seasonal waifu collage.
I dont see the connection between that and this. This is probably one of the few instance where there is a possibility of someone opening a portal to gensokyo on live tv.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

Take your pills d00ds...

Just watch the d00d jump...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877142
>There's threads about this on every board

And that only adds to my paranoia.

[Anonymous No.]

You can tell the butthurt troll is new because he's using sage in a thread that has reached the bump limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877157
>We have threads like this for every major event that happens.
Yes, and every time a major event happens, tons of shitty news threads are deleted because they have fuck-all to do with the board.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I wonder if he's going to drink a can of RedBull...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877157
This isn't a major event. Stop deluding yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877163
I'm talking about Christmas in general. We have threads just about Christmas, what presents we got, etc. It's fun. It's like a non-uniform school day where everyone just messes around.

We can have off-topic threads once in a while. They're entertaining and a good way to blow off steam. Even the newest janitors realize that. It's just some nerd is frustrating himself by arguing rather than posting in threads he would enjoy more.

[Anonymous No.]

The guy at mission control has such a manly voice. If there's one thing I like about Westerners is that they sound so manly.

[Anonymous No.]

what if he dies?

[Anonymous No.]

Christ, people get upset easily. No wonder so many trolls and shitposters come to /jp/ now.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is he still rising?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877167
You know that some people have sage set to appear in their quick reply automatically, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877175
I think it's some radio voice filter. They all sound like that, it's too uncanny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877167
You can tell that this poster is a huge cunt because of how passive-aggressively self-righteous it is.

>>9877163
Those threads are nominally board-related and the people from /a/ posting in them are pretty open about where they come from. I don't mind the occasional visitor as long as they don't put on a farce for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877177

he jumps at 130 000

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877174
Oh you mean the ones that get three replies and then get deleted or filled with ironic shitposting before ultimately getting deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877177
More scores

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

SAGE is LAME...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877187
I'd honestly rather people just respect board etiquette without telling where they're from since it'll just start a giant shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877193
Go back to ylilauta to complain about the dogola countryspurdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877174
>It's just some nerd is frustrating himself by arguing rather than posting in threads he would enjoy more

Or just ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877177
it's because of the physics of helium. he's suspended by a balloon after all.

it's nothing compared to the rate of ascent which reached 2100ft/s. now it's about 1-2 ft/s so he's basically hovering.

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

>>9877172
Just ran to Tesco to buy a Red Bull. I'm going to drink it when he jumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877183
>quick reply

If you use scripts, I feel the same way I would if you were new and hadn't lurked.

Why set up your scripts for a thread you hate, anyway? You're that anxious to reply to this thread? The thread you hate which has hit the bump limit?

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop forcing your board-unrelated interests on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877199
I see. I'm actually surprised it's that stable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877201
I don't hate this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877195
The "annual Christmas collage" is a little bit different because it's directly related to the boards as boards. You might as well know that it's going to include pictures from /a/ from the outset. For ordinary shit, yes, "I'm from /v/, tell me about Muv Luv" is stupid.

[OP No.]

>>9877208
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877177
He's releasing pressure from the capture, thus reducing weight. At least I think, I haven't been following it too intensely.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, did he fix the face heat thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877207
it's actually dropping now as he equalizes the inside pressure to the outside pressure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877215
They fixed it before he lowered the visor.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow. What a view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877189
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS

FRIDAY ONLY COMES ONCE A WEEK

HOW ARE YOU GONNA NEET IT UP TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

Door's open!

[Anonymous No.]

PRESS PLAY GOTTA GO FAST NOW

[Anonymous No.]

This looks like CGI.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.]

HES DOING IT!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Christ, he must be terrified.

[Anonymous No.]

he's fucking out

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

He's achieving Gensokyo!

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

He will be missed!

[Anonymous No.]

Is he gonna die if the parachute failed or will the change of pressure kill him?

[Anonymous No.]

JUMP NIGGA

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Jesus that must be awful.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine dat view

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go!

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.]

He dies, I'm from the future
yes

[Anonymous No.]

He sounds terrified.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, he did it.

[Anonymous No.]

USA # 1

[Anonymous No.]

Wooo!

[Anonymous No.]

EUROPE

EUROPE

EUROPE

EUROPE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

YOLO

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877254
Not?

[Anonymous No.]

Past the sound barrier?

[Anonymous No.]

How long will this take?

[Anonymous No.]

his last words before jumping "tfw no gf"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877258
Screw that, he was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877260

10 minutes at most, any longer and his oxygen runs out and he dies

[Anonymous No.]

Is that a countdown until he runs out of oxygen?

They know what we want.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9877261
tfw no qt 3.14 jup gf

[Anonymous No.]

HIS VISOR IS FOGGING UP.

HE'S GOING TO DIE.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing to see here.
Parachute didnt fail.
Time to go home.

[Anonymous No.]

He didn't surpass the record.

What a failure. His parents must be so disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet he could have squeezed in a few more seconds of freefall.

[Anonymous No.]

And it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

gaaaaaay

Parachute way too early

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't wait two hours to see a man fall safely. What a jip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877287
I want to see everyone ignore and later justify it. "At least he broke the balloon record" and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

Pulling the chute early was just depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

Austrians confirmed for faggots.

Just like their dictator

[Anonymous No.]

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877292

he was european you fucking burger king

[Anonymous No.]

That's it, focus on the incidental record rather than the one he was actually trying to break.

[Anonymous No.]

>watching earlier as he was going up
>close the stream and start doing other shit
>forget to check back after an hour
>come back as he's parachuting and miss the free fall
le fuggin feel when

[Anonymous No.]

Could you do it, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

How many flips did he do?

[Anonymous No.]

Is that his girlfriend in the white Red Bull suit?

[Anonymous No.]

"Oh, Mann. Das gibt's nicht."
GER-MA-NY! GER-MA-NY!

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking noob babby euro shits early parachute wimplords

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877300
I feel like a view like that is too abstract for me to be scared shitless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877310
About tree fiddy (per second).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877300
He started to fall so fast from it too, it looked unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

That old guy looks disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

Yay, Linkin Park!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877322
Crawling in my skin!

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

He should have just gone a few more seconds and broken that other record. Disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>please stand by
nah

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think his favorite Touhou is? I would send the question to Red Bull, but I don't have Twitter or Facebook and it wouldn't be picked anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877343
just make a twitter

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS ITS A CONSPIRACY! The shuttle he was in was really a weather controlling device or a super beam or something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877355

Or, or, or, or, or, or...or...o-or you're mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877343
Probably Tenshi or a lunarian.

[Anonymous No.]

Best thread evar.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to shuttle-chan? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877398
It parachuted down, were you not watching?

[Anonymous No.]

If this was a Japanese, he would have to commit sudoku to preserve the honor of his family.
Because he's a filthy Westerner, they'll tell him he did a great job and give him a medal.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually wish Shuttle-chan had died and somehow drifted into space. And in its final moments it would say, "Felix-kun! I'm sorry...but this is the end...just promise me...promise me you'll beat the freefall record!"

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>>9877519
And then Felix-kun fails to beat it. He returns applause and adoration with a smile, but when he is alone that night he looks at the first picture he ever took with Shuttle-chan and breaks down. He is never the same again.