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If your Mom were a little girl again

which Touhou would she be?

>> No.9848269

Marisa

>> No.9848267

Byakuren.

>> No.9848272

Like my favourite Touhou of course.

>> No.9848285

None of them.

>> No.9848289
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9848289

Patchy.

>> No.9848351

Eirin

>> No.9848403

>>9848272
/thread all above are faggots.

>> No.9848423
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>>9848403

Then your favourite Touhou is your mom?

>> No.9848429

Cirno because she is mentally retarded

>> No.9848433

>>9848423
Cute image dude.

>> No.9848434

>>9848403
Ew, why would she be like your favorite touhou?

>> No.9848482

Which 2hu is a bitch without any redeeming features? She'd be that one.

>> No.9848519

>>9848482

Alice

>> No.9848566

>>9848482
Youmu

>> No.9848576
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>>9848429
Does she fly around buck naked constantly and go to sleep in the fridge?

>> No.9848582

Youmu

She's dutiful and good a good mother but she's also serious and kind of a bore.

>> No.9848590

Youmu

She's dutiful and a good mother but she's also serious and kind of a bore.

>> No.9848605

Yukarin or Yuuka or some other hag.

>> No.9848623

Whichever one won't shut up about being raped and mistreated and how she hates men.

>> No.9848643

On looks, Tewi. On personality, I don't know

>> No.9848645

Youmu because shes a total dork.

>> No.9848674

>>9848645
How so? Tell us about your dorky mother.

>> No.9848689

>>9848674
she's been doing work that requires using a computer for 7 hours a day for 2 decades and can't use a computer. she listens to awful music tailor made for people in their 70s even though shes only 45. goes dancing with 50-60 yos.

>> No.9848700

Fanon Kaguya.

>> No.9848709

>>9848689
And what does this music sound like? I'm curious as to what 70 year olds listen to for fun.

>> No.9848727

>>9848709
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F2D0PqjLlo

>> No.9848869

>>9848727
Shit that's classy

you just have no taste, young'n.

>> No.9848880

>>9848869
John Adams is classy. Coltrane is classy. That is just trashy cheap pop crap made to appeal to patriotic feels of old people.

>> No.9849389

Youmu

>> No.9849407

I don't think my mom would be like any touhou.

>> No.9849845
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>>9849407

She wasn't a cute little girl?

>> No.9849854

Yukari is best mom

>> No.9849870

Lunasa Prismriver, probably.

It all just fits. Except maybe her appearance.

>> No.9849922

No 2hu

If she became a 2hu I wouldn't be able to fugg said 2hu with a clean conscious.

>> No.9849923

She's a hard-working, responsible woman and a great mom, but, she's childish as fuck. High-school-girl-trying-to-be-cute childish. No idea which touhou she might be, maybe Yuyuko or something.

>> No.9849955

Sakuya, no competition

>> No.9850077

Athletic, cheerful and a hard worker, and not exactly against making something that didn't belong to you, belong to you. Also, she's blonde and small.
Witch 2hu it is, then.

>>9848880
>>9848727
>>9848689
Screw you, Kari Tapio is best Touhou.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUN5vMIkIeM&

>> No.9850096

>>9850077

Marisa

>> No.9850103

The bone with bipolar dysphoria who bullies those with less power.

>> No.9850110

>>9850103

>The bone

I'll excuse myself.

>> No.9850122
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9850122

I wish Mokou were my mom

>> No.9850136

Patchy or Alice.
Probably Alice.

>> No.9850144

Momiji.

>> No.9850165

Any would be nice, i wish i had a stable mom

>> No.9850198

Almost definitely Reimu.

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>>9850165

>> No.9850278
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Eirin

my mom is pretty much all a women should aim to be..im so proud of her

>> No.9850328

Sanae cuz she's a slut XDDD

>> No.9850381
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probably tewi.

>> No.9850404
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>>9850381
same here, she looks like a tewi since she's around 5'4 and barely makes it past 100 lbs.

For some reason she also dresses like a touhou, since she always has a hat on, or some outfit that reminds me of 2hus. The last one I saw her with was awfully similar to hatate.

>> No.9850415

>>9850404
Is your mom young enough to pull it off or is it just kind of creepy and sad?

>> No.9850484

Do you love you're mom /jp/?

>> No.9850491

>>9850484
No, but I love, you're mom, if you get my drift, spergmeister.

>> No.9850515

>>9850484
No, I want a new mom.

>> No.9850589

>>9850515
You're mom would've be sad if she read that. Think about how she's feel.

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>> No.9850995

>>9850484
I like her. She tried hard to raise me to not to be a piece of shit even though I resisted and ultimately won. Still, it's the effort the counts. 10/10 would want for a mom again.

>> No.9851011

I love my momma but she still hurts me sometimes but I know it's not her fault that she is a woman.

>> No.9851016

The nameless bird youkai reading a book.

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9851400

As always

>> No.9851413

>>9850415
She's not the stereotypical amerifat woman though. I remember a couple of times when I was in high school and parents dropped me off in school, the monitors would try to get my mom off the car because they thought she was a high school girl.

>> No.9851463

Apparently my mom was something of a trouble maker. I've heard stories about how she lit firecrackers under the windows of this nearby school she didn't go to, and how she placed dog shit behind the tires of the car of this lady she didn't like who always gave out raw apples on Halloween. Also I've heard about how she and a friend put a rope across a street which they would pull up every time a vehicle approached. They were trying to get cars to swerve off of the road or something but it never worked.

So uh, which Touhou would she be then?

>> No.9851485

Futo

>> No.9851496

Shikieiki.

>> No.9851498

>>9851463
Fanon Tewi.

>> No.9851506

She would be Mima, because she's GOOOONEEEeeeee!

;_; mum come back, I really really miss your caress and money

>> No.9852078

/jp/ - Mother Culture

>> No.9852118

>>9851463
my aunt used to tell me that my mom would do something similar, but instead she would try to extort money from drivers, so basically she set up her own toll in the street. near her house.

Apparently she used to get a few dollars a week from people with a sense of humor.

>> No.9852349

>>9852078
Touhou and an oedipus complex go hand in hand

>> No.9852423

>>9852349
How so? Please explain it to me to the best of your ability.

>> No.9852449
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9852449

Tenshi Hinanawi was a young woman who may have well become a mother to me!

>> No.9852514

she is powerful and wise

Yukari

>> No.9856627

Motherly Touhous > Childish Touhous

>> No.9856891

My mommy was in the military and was commanded squadrons and did that thing were they all line up in rows and columbs and she yells out orders. She was in the army airforce and retired as a lieutenant colonel.

She is a bit of a tomboy and she tends to be loud. She is not that good at singing she was very fit and was a model during her prime years. She is quite headstrong and deals with her finances quite well (I know nothing about finances)

She wants to be those kind of moms who bakes cookies for their children when they come home from school but she never got the chance because she had to work all the time so now she is finally able to do some gardening and stuff that she actually likes.

I am explaining all of this because I am trying to think of what touhou she would be but there are no touhous that fits her.

>> No.9857224

bump for more mommy stories

>> No.9857242

Lazy and dumb. Which one is that?

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>>9856891
If I may be so bold, it sounds like you're describing a natural leader who finally got a chance to take it easy.

>> No.9857381

>>9857296
I dont know much about her but I am sure she could be a good representative.

>> No.9857739

>>9857242

Yuyuko

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>>9851506

>> No.9861916

letty cuz she is fat as HELL

>> No.9862015

Orange.

Because she's dead. ;_;

>> No.9862066

probably Ran

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