/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Does your mom ever tell you to do something, and you get a little turned on by being dominated by her?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824730
I like to think of that show as a spin off of Malcolm in the middle about what happened to the father after their inevitable divorce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824733
Normalfag. Get out of /jp/, you're the cancer killing /jp/.

Did Suigin's guide tell you to sage, by the way? Lurk Futaba Channel, NORP scum.

[Anonymous No.]

To all pedophiles: Annoyed/depressed about being pedsecuted?, here's something to think about; most of the people in the world, i.e. your family, the guy walking down the street, your workmates HATE what you are. They'd happily kill a pedophile if they thought they could get away with it, maybe torture too. Bearing this in mind, do they deserve any better than you? - they have declared themselves by default as your adversaries - why not take the fight to them?
Here is a useful strategy - identify those around you who the above description fits - the ones who, on hearing of a child porn possessor, say stuff like "I hope he gets the broom-handle and razor treatment in jail". THEY ARE YOUR ENEMIES. Destroy them. Not all at once but in little ways, spread rumours, piss in their coffee, sugar their gas -- ANYTHING you can GET AWAY WITH. fight the antis

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>>9824738
lol get a load of this TRYHARd

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes
It just makes me feel guilty though

[Anonymous No.]

You should help your child climax and experience the joys and sensation and relief of orgasm. This is very important. You should teach them to help you climax and do the same for them. Explain orgasm to them. Tell them how good it feels to boys and girls to obtain release, that orgasm is a pleasurable feeling in their bodies that they need to understand & experience & that they need to know how to bring it about with a partner. If they already masturbate, show them how to complete it to climax if they have not discovered it yet. If they do not really know how to masturbate, show them how and demonstrate yourself doing it. Tell them it's normal and healthy and they should do it to relieve sexual tension. A child is not stupid-but often ignorant due to lack of information. Inform them! A climax can be scary to a child, it is a powerful experience they may not have had yet. You must guide them & explain that it won't hurt them, & is even good for them!

[Anonymous No.]

No, it makes me angry.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, I am posting this to you in extreme agony. This is no copy pasta, this isn't a stupid post trying to get attention, this is a serious cry for help. I have been faithfull to you, /jp/, for many years, and now I hope you can help me.
I was trying to shave my genitals today, to make them a little more comfortable for summer. I had no razor, so I was using some titanium scissors. Needless to say, I missed and accidentally removed a sizable chunk from the head of my PENIS. I passed out at first, but I woke up an hour or so later, covered in blood. I was able to stop the bleeding...but I wanted to put it back on and hope it would all be better.... I used super glue. It's holdong on there, but theres still blood, and a really bad line around the chunk, and it hurts oh god so bad... I have no medical insurance so I can't go to the doctor, and I live by myself so I can't get anyone else to help.
I need someone on /jp/ who knows something about medical stuff. What can I do? I don't know, if I leave it on there with the glue will it heal itself back on? Help me please, it hurts a lot. I've already taken 4 extra strength tylenol and its not helping...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824752
Why doesn't being frustrated turn you on?

Is this unusual? Whenever I'm frustrated by anything, I sort of scrunch up and get a "flaccid" feeling in my genitals, then it makes me want to masturbate like nothing else.

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>>9824764

It only turns me on when I'm angry at video games. Any other kind of anger doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824773
What about being frustrated at something else? Try to thread a needle, tell me how it feels.

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>>9824783

Anything else that angers me just makes me want to punch something instead of masturbate.

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>>9824795
normalf*g

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