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9819918 No.9819918[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

When the portal to the 2D world is opened, what makes you think your waifu will love you?

Nevermind the fact that thousands of lonely pathetic men all claim your waifu, but what would she think when she sees the bottom of society lusting over her?

You honestly think you waifu loves you?

Just some food for thought

>> No.9819920

But I don't love my "waifu" in a romantic way, I would work for her and protect her from all the flithy humans

>> No.9820208

>>9819918
I have made preparations and have studied each and every touhou's weakness. I know how to best them. Either they all love me as much as I love them willingly, or I'll have to teach them love.

>> No.9820252
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9820252

Its called "Platonic love".
My waifu doesn't have to share the feelings I have for her, and that is enough for me.

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9820269

Idoun isn't that popular. I would be one of the, if not only, person who would seek her out.

She is completely/mostly emotionless, so unless she actively denies me, I'm fine with just hanging around her. Hugs if I can. I'm also fine with attacking her so she'd kill me in self-defence. Death is my second waifu.

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9820273

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to Touhous.

>> No.9820280

That feel when Touhous would rather go for the athletic alpha males instead of you if they were real.

>> No.9820285

>>9820252
"Platonic" just means nonsexual. What you're referring to is "unrequited" love.

The former is beautiful, the latter is pathetic.

>> No.9820578

>>9820280
Having multiple universes and everyone going to a 'different' Gensokyo that still has the same characters (and 'waifu' if applicable) would be nice.

>> No.9820602

I don't have a waifu you nerd. I just want to live in Gensokyo and befriend a few touhous.

>> No.9820721

but i don't want to love a touhou. i want to be a touhou.

>> No.9820728

>>9820721
What about being a touhou who loves touhous?

>> No.9820733

>>9820728
that's ok too i guess. the first and most important part is to become the little girl with enough power to dwarf multiple simultaneous atomic bomb explosions with her attacks.

>> No.9820757

Well then, thank god I don't have a waifu. Let those poor saps kill each other off over an unattainable prize. I'll just settle down with a nice background character or even a decent side character.

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