/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Trick or Treat!

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If a girl dressed up as Marisa came to my door I wouldn't know what to do

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I got a treat right here
*whips out Snickers™*

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>>9816642
I'd probably frown hard enough to split my lip while I begrudgingly hold out a bowl of candy.

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Trick!!

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>>9816636
>Treat
I'm confused. What would she treating me for exactly?

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>>9816653
That paints a very entertaining picture

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>>9816701
It would probably scare the kid too, which is a plus.

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If a Touhou came to my door on Halloween I would punch it in the face.

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>>9816714
I read that as "if touhou came to my door"
then I laughed too hard.

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>>9816714
And then..?

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>>9816723
Throw a rock into her candy bag, then kick her in stomach so that she'd fall down the steps.

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>>9816728
>>9816714
Stop getting mad at cute little touhous, nerd

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>>9816728
I was hoping you would at least molest her. Way to fail at seizing an opportunity.

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Most of the characters are monsters anyway, they wouldn't need to dress up

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>>9816744
Don't be lewd.

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Please stop pretending to be edgy for our sake, /jp/. Reading about touhous getting hurt is really sad!

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>>9816755
But this thread is about hurting children who dress like them.

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I don't know whether to give out candy or not. I live in a small religious town, so there won't be any cool costumes to see. There's also a chance the numerous spiders on my porch will bite a kid, and I'll get sued.

If my friend was willing to cooperate, I could pretend to be a kid and have him pretend to be my dad, and we could get lots of candy for free. But he just wants to stay home and play video games like a nerd.

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>>9816728
And then..?

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>>9816759
>pretend to be kid and get candy for free
But the kids have already done the hard work of collecting that candy. Why not just steal their full bags right before they're done?

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>>9816759
There are so few kids around here that I've been thinking of handing out full size chocolate bars.

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>>9816759
I moved earlier this year and now live next to a school

I'm not worried about having enough candy, I just don't want any little fuckers to TP my house

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I... I want to fuck an elementary schooler!!!!

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>>9816784
why, you pederass?

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>>9816767
There aren't many here either. It might feel nice to give out better candy. It's going to be more expensive around this time, though. At least, it should be. I know I'd make it more expensive if I were running a business.

>>9816766
Didn't work out so well the last time I did that.

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D-didn't you see the sign?
...
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Would you like to come it?

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>>9816784
I know what doujin you just read.

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>>9816781
I've never had much of a problem with pranks. When I moved away from my old home several years ago, I went back in early November to get a few things left over. It was only then that I saw toilet paper all over the lawn. Wasn't my problem anymore, though.

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>>9816786
>the last time I did that
Please tell what happened.

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>>9816781
>see kids about to TP house
>turn on sprinklers
Fuck them, they can't beat me.

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>>9816787
I can't read, what does it say.

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>>9816823
It's a signed used to warn about registered sex offenders.

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>>9816799
That is one of the most amazing pictures I've seen.

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>>9816830
What is sex? Do you have candy in your house? I need to go pee pee.

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>>9816833
Okay. Did you know you can use strangers' mouths as toilets?

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>>9816833
Stop acting so naive, stupidly sexy and seductive.

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>>9816839
But how will I wipe up my pee pee hole?

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>>9816843
With my pee pee stick d00d

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>>9816817
Many years ago when I was a senior in high school, I decided I'd still go out to get candy. My brother did it with his friends when he was that age, so I figured it'd still work. Went with my friend, and we kept getting weird looks. Some houses denied us candy, called us creeps and to grow up, even threatened to call the police.

So of course I was angry. At one house we got rejected from, some kids showed up. Apparently they lived there and were returning home. They both put down their candy bags for a moment, don't remember what they were doing. My friend and I both grabbed them (the bags, not the kids) as we walked off the porch.

Didn't get seen somehow so I guess it did go well, probably because it was dark. But police were patrolling shortly afterwards, so we went home.

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>>9816849
Good on you. Fuck those guys and by extension their kids too!

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>>9816849
That's pretty harsh, the kids didn't do anything to you.

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>>9816849
Fuck you.

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>>9816849
>$5 worth of candy gets stolen
>police patrol for the entire night wasting money
Only in 'merrika.

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>>9816849
I wish I could fucking beat your ass to shreds.

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>>9816849
LMFAO, this nerd can't even take candy from babies without being caught!

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>>9816878
>>9816883
Damn, why get so mad at this guy?

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>>9816849
>be a young child
>some faggot steal my kandy
>whine about it to my parents
>they call the police
>the police can't find the guy so they catch some random mexican and make him confess
>he gets the death penalty

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>>9816878
>>9816883
I was younger then and regret it. I've repented and have done what I could to repay for my crimes.

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>>9816894
I imagined some stupid fugly nerd and his greasy friend take candy from a bunch of cute toohoos, who started crying bitterly on their mama ran's big bosoms after their hard work was swiftly stolen from right under their noses.

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>>9816882
Well, for all I know, they might have been patrolling for a different reason. Maybe somebody was killed the same night.

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Last year one of the little kid trick or treaters ran in my fucking house. And petted my dog. It was a little shota.

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>>9816910
Are you a big sexy oneesan or just a creepy bald ojisan?

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I think trunk or treat killed trick or treating in this area. It's really disappointing to see how normal childhood experiences are disappearing.

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>>9816910
Did your dog get an erection and rub it against his leg?

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>>9816640
Probably the funniest thing I've read all day

The fucking context

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>>9816938
I'll give you some context.
*whips out le spoiler™*

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Can I smell your feet?

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>>9816636
Fuck she's so fucking cute.

The thread sucks balls, though.

I came to wonder what kind of people browse /c/, do /jp/ers go on /c/ ?

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But you're actually a witch. No costume, no candy, kiddo.

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>>9817021
Judging by this thread, no.

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>>9817021
One does not ``browse'' /c/. One starts a thread, and bumps it to the limit. Do you think that the Rika threads last a long time? There has been a Doremi series for the last two years. It's autistic. I've had a thread up on there constantly for years, bumped with 3-5 images per day, repeat forever. With the exception of a few years ago, when mood would turn on autobans for common words, and it would delete my 200 post thread. I'd be frustrated and wait a week or so. And /b/ gore raids, but those are less common as /b/'s grip relaxes as it's brain dies.

In my experience, 90% of the thread comes from one person. I suspect that almost no one actually posts in threads other than their own.

I've got no point to make with this and I wonder why I am even replying to you.

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>>9817063
Because you're replying to my inquiry and there's a reward mechanism in your brain for helping other people.

Thank you by the way.

It's too bad we don't have a board dedicated to moe.

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>>9817071
We do. It's /c/.

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T-trick or treat...?

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>>9817075
But most of /c/ thread at the moment are really low in quality, and there's no discussion. /jp/'s better at it.

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>>9817092
We should raid /c/ but with good threads.

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I don't know American culture, what happen if I choose treat?

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>>9817115
Treat means you give them candy. Trick means they have to either do something to earn your candy but it also gives them permission to egg your house if they don't want to either.

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>>9817092
It's always like that. Why would you want to discuss things on an imageboard that's actually for images? No one wants to talk anymore than you want to read the comments on pixiv or *booru. You just want to save pictures that other people collected, and post pictures of your favorite girl. The only reason why OP text is only for laying out the ground rules so someone doesn't start posting X in your Y thread, and so you know what you are looking at on the thread watcher.

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I dare some little shit to try and egg my house, I will pick them up and literally shake the shit out of them.

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>>9817246
Then their dad will come out of his car and punch you into a door.

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>>9817308
Maybe he's not a wimp like you and can defend himself.

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...if only...

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How does Hallowe'en work?
Does it mean you can trick someone who comes to your door, but few people opt to do that?
Or is it common to prank kids that come to your house?

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>>9817453

>Kids dress up in shitty costumes and wear their coats over them so you can't see said costumes anyways
>Kids these days go out escorted by parents... during the daytime... (I lived in a dark, heavily wooded neighborhood when I was a kid. All the houses were far back from the street as well. After dark, all the neighborhood kids would just gather together and go as one big mass).
>Kids get shitty, cheap American candy (if I got any Trick-or-Treaters where I live now, I'd give them some high-class stuff.)
>Kids eat candy and get sick and fat
>Adult females dress like sluts
>Adult males dress like lame penis jokes
>Adults consume alcohol and act like imbeciles
>Teenagers act edgy and vandalize shit.

Fuck this shit. I'm getting more interested in the paganistic Samhain (and other pagan holidays through the year). Of course the evangelicals will get all uppity about the evils of this "Satanistic" holiday - despite the fact that Christmas and Easter are so pagan it is hilarious.

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>>9817542
but breaking shit is pretty fun, no matter how edgy it sounds

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>>9817542
Last year at around noon I had kids showing up at my door. They weren't even dressed up. But I couldn't just shut the door, they had big buff parents behind them. I was as if I was being robbed.

Also can't forget how half of the male kids will just wear football uniforms (at least, here in America).

>Adult females dress like sluts
I hate this. There's just something so angering about it. Almost every woman I see on Halloween decides to be a prostitute. And they always have these smug, proud looks on their faces, too. I can practically hear condescending thoughts coming from their heads as they stare at me handing candy to their fat kids.

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>>9817618

Can't be worse than the guys who dress up in lame sexual humor costumes. Giant penis, saggy tits grandma, naked fatsuit, giant baby, etc.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19508_16-great-halloween-costumes-telling-everyone-you-suck.html

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>>9816799

I love me some Touhou Halloween pictures.

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I'm far too old and don't look girly enough to trick or treat in a cute girl outfit any longer, my glory days are over.

I don't know why I'm even bothering to live when my life can only go downhill from here. I might get a few cute trick or treaters coming by, but nobody at all came last year.

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