/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How can I summon a succubus? Do I have to worry about getting lamed out afterwards?

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[Anonymous No.]

Did I accidentally click /x/ and not realize it?

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>>9807042
Tulpa threads are >>>/mlp/ that way in /jp2/

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yfw when you summon a qt succubus gf and she doesn't want to fuck you because you are gross and ends up NTRing you.

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>>9807050
i don't think it counts as ntr with a succubus, just business

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus? More like SUCK ON THIS

*whips out dick*

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>>9807042
>Summoning demons of any kind.
That's dangerous territory I don't want to tread.

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>>9807058
put a skirt and thighhighs on and you've got a deal.

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Don't do it. After you give you ejaculate inside a succubus, she will inevitably turn you into a girl and use your own semen to impregnate you with her demon children. They can transform into incubi, you know.

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Don't do it. After you ejaculate inside a succubus, she will inevitably turn you into a girl and use your own semen to impregnate you with her demon children. They can transform into incubi, you know.

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>>9807077
But their my kids

[Anonymous No.]

Chris G thread?

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>>9807077
But that sounds amazing.

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>>9807077
> use your own semen to impregnate you with her demon children

I don't think you understand how reproduction works.

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>>9807039
wrong.......board o_o

[Anonymous No.]

looks like sena was a succubus all along

[Anonymous No.]

Ask /x/.
They love succubus threads.

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>>9807042
Warning:
This guide contains a fake sigil, summoned demon is not bound by any rules and summoning it might end in your or your loved ones death. You have been warned.

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>>9808258
I need a link

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[Anonymous No.]

Here you go OP.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see the face of a guy who got refused even by a succubus.

It must be the look of ultimate despair.

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

I actually tried twice months ago but I had no real success.

Someone I know though apparently did when he did it though.

The most that's ever happened to me was that I had a dream a few days ago about two succubi that came into a bar (I don't know how I got there) and tried to drag me out. They were a lot stronger than I was, but they let me go momentarily when I said "I love you" out loud. After "recovering" they went right back at me, but instead of dragging me out, one of them decided to have sex with me instead.

I was stuck in a trance for a minute, but I heard someone shooting with a shotgun. it was the bartender defending his tavern from the succubi. I told the one on me that I loved her again, she let go of me, and the bartender noticed she was off of me and shot her, which gave me time to escape before they started come after me again.

Some guy decided that we could escape them using his time machine, and we didn't really see them again. the rest of the dream was about traveling through time, saving some people from necromorphs, and hiding from them in some futuristic apocalypse in an installation somewhere.

So maybe I was beginning to have some sort of contact with them? I did do two rituals, and there were two succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

post the graphics card one


also how dis otaku culture?

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>>9808425
Sucubus otakus are part of otaku culture.

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>>9808425
We're all Devil Summoners here.

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>>9807039
They will drag you down to hell afterword!
I know how to summon one, but I won't tell you!

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>>9808398
/x/ is really annoyed with you bro. Give us some peace. You are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Like this.

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>>9807039
Is it possible to summon a non-lewd looking succubus? I'm not into slutty rude tits.

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>>9808569

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>>9808398
Hey can come to you in the middle of the night when you summon them you know.

It was probably just a dream in the end though. I bet you didn't even have a sacrifice lol

Please promise me you won't try to do it again.

You can fall in love and have sex or go have sex with some party girls (Just make sure they're not witches). Don't damn your eternal soul for just one brief time of pleasure with evil demons.
On top of that they'll give birth to a evil giant with huge intelligence and demonic spiritual/other unholy powers.

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>>9808675
What happens if the party girls are witches?
Can witches disguise themselves? You'd think the maid costume and silly hat would make them easy to identify.

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Seriously guys, you believe this shit? god, demons, spirits, angels etc. doesn't exist

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>9808675
Oh no. I don't do any of that 3d stuff, witches or not.

As far as "they can come to you in the middle of the night" I've switched my sleeping schedule around so that I sleep during the day.

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>>9808697
A wild flaming atheist appeared. Please do yourself a favor and fuck off back to >>>/b/

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>>9808675
I want to have sex with a witch. How can I tell which party girls are witches?

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>>9808711
You shouldn't swear deluded shit!

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>>9808697
Say that to my face not online and see what happens, nerd!

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>>9808694
Well Sometimes just the fact that getting a good christian man to commit the sin of fornication is enough for them, not to mention fornication with a witch, but sometimes they'll purposely get pregnant and use the baby in a demonic ritual of some kind in whatever stage of pregnancy; it really depends on the ritual.
There are other times where they will seduce you and end up killing you in a terrible ungodly way through some kind of sacrifice.
There are signs to pick out a witch, but it's hard and most people that do realize almost have some kind of close relationship with God, like able to see into their souls or seeing the color of a person's soul.
>>9808697
>>>/b/
Most of us here believe in something. You probably don't even look at Church doctrines or gone to holly sites where miracles happen annually.
>>9808706
That's good. Where a crusifix around your neck and have some holy water by your side.
>>9808711
A true /jp/er.
I only bring these things up, because I have had a pretty vast
experience with these things.

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>>9808711
Christians don't swear. Repent, filth, or the labyrinths of hell shall become your new home.

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>>9808753

no, you don't have experience with none of these things because they are not real. grow up.

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I like Succubus

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>>9808753
Please answer how I can identify a witch. Maybe at the university? I've never seen a witch in uniform. Do they have to wear the uniform to keep their powers like jews do?

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Better question: How to get summoned by one.

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>>9808771
You cannot shake my faith nor put doubt in my heart. God gave me gifts and just because you say so, doesn't mean you're right.

I'm done with this troll guys.
>>9808779
>like jews do?
My goodness.
The typical witch doesn't usually. I would imagine they do at black masses though.
I'm not really sure if there would be any at a University.
If you go seeking evil, it will find you in the end, so that's the best I can tell you.

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Will she still enslave me if I just get an epic titjob instead of banging her

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>>9808831
Of course. The real question is what if you NTR her?

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>>9808835
I'm not trying to surprise spunk in the mouth of anything with demon strength.

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>>9808346
>particularly involving their G.I tract
I lost it here

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

Ok let's get back on topic here.

Has anyone else actually tried any rituals for summoning?

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>>9808865
No. If I could summon a proper tulpa waifu I wouldn't be on here.

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>>9808865
GTFO!

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>>9807090
Fuck off

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>>9808771
Hahaha You cannot shake my faith nor can you instill in my mind seeds of doubt.

See and you shall believe. I saw and believed. No other can deny what was between my God and I.

[Anonymous No.]

succubus porn is my favorite

I also love telekenesis and hypnotism porn

like have you ever seen a psychic hand job with no physical contact its really hot

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>>9819054
>See and you shall believe.
What if you have schizophrenia?

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>>9819080
No I don't. I've talked to the bishop about it. He seems to not think I am schizophrenic nor my family.....

[Anonymous No.]

Wait this thread hasn't been deleted?
Way to go, janitor!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd summon Koa. We would take it easy together.

[Anonymous No.]

Just get a Ouiji board and ask if there's a Succubus in the room, repeat until it answers "yes" then ask it if it'll have sex with you

she'll probably refuse though don't blame her

also they drain you lifeforce through sex so you'll probably live a lot less longer if you reapeat this, those guys are right don't mess with things beyond your control

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>>9808346
>Lilith is extremely dangerous, avoid at all costs
Wait, you wouldn't father countless monsters with a lonely and dejected 5000 year old little girl who only seeks someone who will unconditionally love her? People like you are the reason she eats children.

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>>9820345

She helped lead to original sin, she is filthy and I want her to leave

She should've followed Marry's example and stayed pure

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>>9820367
mary is a dork

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>>9820380

Don't talk shit about the mother of christ you dirty heathen

[Anonymous No.]

>On top of that they'll give birth to a evil giant with huge intelligence and demonic spiritual/other unholy powers.

And yet this evil powerful giant won't leave home and will play VN's and rape games all day long instead of raping actual girls. Did I mention the house is yours and that he eats 8kg of meat every day?

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ask your mom

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>>9819054
following that logic, A and B are totally not the same color

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>>9820499

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I once summoned a succubus because I was bored as hell, but when she got to my realm she wanted to have sex. I didn't want to have sex with her (I had just jacked off and her boots were too lewd) so I gave her a right hook across the jaw and came back around with my left elbow and planted it in the soft, vulnerable side area between the ribs and the hips. Then I rammed my foot up her vagina and started fucking her cervix with my big toe, but before she was about to come, I took a bit steaming shit on her chest and jacked off into it. Then I said "If you want my semen inside you, you're going to have to put this shit in there to, and then you'll get a nasty yest infection!!"

Needless to say, she grabbed her shit and got the hell out, but not before hissing at me "You think you've got it all figured out, don't you? Well, I might not be a match for you, but we'll see what happens when I attack the people you care about as revenge!" Then she disappeared with a little *poof* that kind of gave me a boner. Bottom line I guess, in any of my Tou-Bros get attacked by a raging succubus hellbent on revenge, that was my bad dude.

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>this thread

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>>9807039
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Tohou Project, doujin works and music, NEET lifestyle, and diverse niche Japanese interests (kigurumi, idols, mahjong, tea).

I hope you get banned, op

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>>9821666
Why bump this thread?