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9804060 No.9804060 [Reply] [Original]

That´s mean as fuck

>> No.9804062

Bullying little girl isn't mean, it's cute.

>> No.9804063

Why is her vagina talking?

>> No.9804070
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>> No.9804074

>>9804063
Vaginas talk. You'd know that had you ever seen one.

>> No.9804079

>>9804063
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence

>> No.9804081

>>9804063
What, you mean yours doesn't?
Mine's vocabulary is still kinda weak, but she's progressing well.

>> No.9804084
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>I want to close those buttons...

Well, /jp/? Do you have enough willpower to close her shirt without feeling her up?

>> No.9804090

Yoshika being stiff is used surprisingly little in lewd situations.
Of course, part of that's because Yoshika isn't used much in the first place.

>> No.9804112

I wish she hopped more. That's much cuter than flying.

>> No.9804116

She got horny after being gangbanged by the futa playable command girls. Yet she cant masturbate since shes stuck.

>> No.9804129
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>>9804112
Hoping Yoshika is the best.
Stiff limbs, hoping zombies, and expressive ofudas...Yoshika's a Touhou with a lot of potential.

>> No.9804137

>>9804084
Obviously. What kind of weakling do you think I am? I'll close her shirt in a manly way, and leave in a manly way without trying to feel her up, in a manly way.

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>> No.9804162
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Seiga will take good care of her underling

>> No.9804170
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>>9804162
I like Yoshika, but not Seiga.

>Bring it on!!

>> No.9804171

>>9804162
Will she just throw Yoshika away if she gets a newer, fresher, more articulate minion?

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>>9804171
I don't think she has much reason to keep around yoshika to begin with, so I would suspect seiga holds her at more than face value.

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Does Yoshika think?

>> No.9804214

>>9804191
I think she likes Yoshika in the same way that a person likes their dog, kind of like in that picture.

>> No.9804228

>>9804198
Studies show that she is in fact not think.

>> No.9804237

>>9804228
She must think so some degree if she can still talk.

>> No.9804236

>>9804198
>

But there are times we can believe that she seems to have some memories when she was still alive. Once the ofuda is removed and she is freed from the wicked hermit's control, it seems that she will revert back to her old behaviours. One time she was composing poems while looking completely spaced out in the whole cemetery all covered with a carpet of autumnal leaves. It was a little horrifying.

Sort of.

>> No.9804239

>>9804236
Wouldn't she just go back to being a corpse without the paper on her head?

>> No.9804240

>>9804237
Scientists have proven that she cannot talk but can't think. So therefore she just can't think but can speak and act as she owns command.

>> No.9804243

>>9804239

The impression I get from that article is that the paper is for control, and there are other spells on her. It mentions an anti-decomposition spell.

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>>9804084
Sure, let me fetch my protective gear first.

And If she had her limbs stiff, she wouldn't be able to speak (move her mandible), because that's the first body part that gets affected by rigor mortis, being the lower parts the last.

And did you know that the rigidness on a corpse won't last once the putrefaction starts?. This is a very good way to tell how long a person has been dead, at least during the first few days.

With bodies that are more decomposed you use other techniques related to the identification and characteristics of the phases of putrefaction.

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>According to legends, Ibaraki-douji, model of Kasen Ibaraki, was deeply impressed after reading Miyako no Yoshika's works. Moreover, Kasen is seen reciting one of his poems in the first chapter of Wild and Horned Hermit.

I hope Kasen delivers swift poetic justice upon Seiga and frees Yoshika from her control.

>> No.9804266

>>9804084
I won't. It's Seiga's fault for dressing her in clothing that's too small for her. She should take responsibility and get her some bigger clothes or at least new, smaller tits so the shirt fits better.

>> No.9804297

That doujin was awesome, but short.

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>>9804266
But Seiga's not here.
Come now, anon. You shouldn't let Yoshika suffer for Seiga's faults.

>> No.9804545

>>9804433
But she's a zombie and can't feel cold anyways. On top of that, she can't even think enough to feel embarrassed that her shirt if open.

>> No.9804562
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She has pretty good complexion for a zombie

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>>9804545
Can't she?

>> No.9805604
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So how do Orin and Yoshika get along?

>> No.9805610

>>9805604
I imagine that Orin is rather rough and aggressive, and they get into compromising and suggestive situations where something occurs to break it up just in the nick of time so that Orin has to relunctantly draw back and move on.

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>>9805604

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>>9805610
That's not what I had in mind.
Orin collects corpses, right? Wouldn't she want to "collect" Yoshika?

>> No.9805631

>>9805622
They would get along well since Orin is one of the only persons who can have actual conversations with Yoshika, that happens in SoPM

>> No.9805632

>>9805622
I doubt Yoshika would actively seek out Orin, so it would really be a bit of tragic misfortune on her part. Maybe Orin actually hunts her down now and again, maybe they just cross paths incredibly often. I imagine Yoshika would not be too receptive to being collected, either, but the nimble Orin would deftly persue her and forcefully engage her in the most risky and risqué of situations.

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>>9805631
Oh. Well, that's good.

>>9805632
Scary!

>> No.9805770

>>9805632
>>9805610
>>9805604
According to SoPM Orin once talked to Yoshika to figure out who she was and left it at that.

She does not pick her up because she isn't a corpse yet.

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>>9805770
She isn't? As far as I know, an animated corpse is still a corpse.

...are you saying Yoshika is still partially alive or something?

>> No.9805802

>>9805781
Carting away a moving corpse sounds like too much of a hassle when there is a whole graveyard full of fresh, unmoving corpses

>> No.9805828

>>9805770
She probably didn't want Seiga laying the smack down on her for stealing her pet.

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>>9805828

>> No.9805863

>>9805852
I wanna see a doujin where Seiga forcibly turns someone into a zombie.

>> No.9805902

>>9805863
There's one where she kind of does that by having Yoshika bite people.

>> No.9805917

>>9805902
Ooh, is it translated?

>> No.9805924
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>>9805852
That's terrible.

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idgi but thats p hot

>> No.9806450

>>9805917
Please respond.

>> No.9806623

>>9806450
Check danbooru. The only pages Ive seen is where she turns Reimu into a zombie.

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>>9805902
You're talking about the chado one, right?

>> No.9806718

>>9806691
Don't remember what it was called or who drew it.

>> No.9807521
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I can think of koge croquette and chado off the top of my head.
Yoshikas infectious bite also appeared in one of sakurai energy's H works.

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>> No.9811607

>>9805619
Corpsefucker.

>> No.9811682

>>9807521
Sakurai Energy drawing H in his style is the weirdest fucking thing.

sauce?

>> No.9811704

>>9806718
>>9806623

If chado, here:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1131351

btw, plannerMiko > Seiga

>> No.9811712

>>9804191
"Yoshika is a good girl"

>> No.9811828

>>9811704

I wish there were people who were fluent in Japanese who found no other joy in life greater than translating stuff on Danbooru. Reading a great doujin like this, only for the translation to completely halt partway through, is immensely frustrating.

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I remember my gut reaction when I learned of Yoshika. How could she be cute? How can she feature in doujins? ZUN really dropped the ball here.

Of course, it goes without saying I love her now.

>> No.9811880

>>9811860
But her master is evil bitch though...
Ah forget it, both have tits.

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>> No.9811891
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Be sure to feed your zombie regularly.

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>>9811891
An almighty ghost a day keeps the feeders away.

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>>9811938
Beware of odd reactions to such food, however.

>> No.9812005

>>9807521
> Turning an immortal into a zombie
That can't be good.

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Yoshika@Comiket 82

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And Seiga.

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I wonder if she feels physical pain.

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>>9812098
She doesn't. Perk of being a jiang shi.

>> No.9812403

Top 3 most stupid touhou:
1. Yoshika
2. Okuu
3. Cirno

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