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/jp/ - The offline meet

>> No.9803473

Me by the door

>> No.9803481

me getting drilled

>> No.9803502

Every cock that's smaller than mine turns me off.

>> No.9803512

Me taking the picture.

>> No.9803515

Is this NTR?

>> No.9803517

>>9803515
Somehow.

>> No.9803584

meanwhile in russia

>> No.9803633

Plz 404 this shit

>> No.9803644

>>9803633
pls no bully

>> No.9803642

>>9803633
Die CIS scum.

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>>9803633
im cummin for ya kiddo sleep tight

>> No.9803650

sage goes in all fields

>> No.9803652

>>9803642
Computer Information Services

>> No.9803654

Why are whities so gay?

>> No.9803657

>>9803650
welcome to /jp/

>> No.9803658

Why is that kid flaccid? It's not often you get a rare treat like this.

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>>9803654
reproducing is for subhumans

>> No.9803672

Please fuck me hard /jp/.

>> No.9803679

>>9803672
Nah. Maybe some other time.

>> No.9803682

>>9803679
Why not? Why are you so cruel?

>> No.9803694

>>9803682
I just don't feel like it. I have a headache and I'm tired.

>> No.9803697

I imagine a /jp/ meetup would go something like this.

First of all, 30% of the people who said they would go actually show up at the meeting place.
It's in an anime convention somewhere, and half the people who went freak out because of all the people or decide that they just don't want to meet their fellow /jp/sies anymore for some other reason. We are now down to 15% of those who said they would go.
When it's finally time for the meetup, everyone remaining crams into whatever tiny room the people who organized the meetup got at the con.
There is a small panel of random /jp/sies who thought of a few things to say about their favorite 2hu or why shitposting is so awful. At least half of them cannot speak anymore before halfway through the panel.
Everyone spends the rest of the meetup awkwardly sitting around with a few people trying to make small talk about the latest VNs or Touhou or whatever. The small group shrinks some more as people leave until finally the group's time in the room is up. Everyone is left feeling awkward and depressed and never wants to even read the phrase ``/jp/ meetup'' ever again.
Meanwhile, there would be one guy who actually is a bit of a normal and was just hanging around to see how awful the meetup would be posts pictures and stories of the meetup on /jp/. Everyone laughs at the people who attended. None of those who attended want to admit that they did.

>> No.9803706

meet up more like meat up ;)

>> No.9803751

>>9803706
lol :D

>> No.9803752

>>9803697

All real /jp/ meetups are just 10 or so semi-normalfags meeting up at Gundam Cafe.

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