/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Kaguya called inhuman by her fandom , /jp/ ?

[Anonymous No.]

Noo... She isn't. She is called Teryo.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe because she's a bitch and said she would kill Reisen if she even thought about betraying them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766906
tell more

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766906
I've read some official works and didn't found anything like this, she's always cheerful and her presence is pleasant. Where didn you find this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766892
Well she's an alien.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766921
She's not very cheerful in CiLR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766926
OP here, a lot of people also call her cannon bitch, i don't get why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766906
Why would she kill Reisen?!

They're good buddies, I would assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766951
Reisen is like an overworked employee who is too much of an M to stand up for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766953
Not so much M as she is just really beta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766960
True. Being M would imply that she was happy with the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766960
>>9766953
I guess she really is just like a rabbit.

Shy and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766960
Are you sure? She could still be an M.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766946
link

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766946
Actually she is, in the very first chapters she says she doesn't want to stay in the house anymore but instead go outside and do favours for people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766970
Open you mouth, little one, here comes the plane!

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate/Second_Chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766967
Also she's probably depressed too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766999
Is it more moe for her to suffer from her helplessness or enjoy it?

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>>9766999
No she isn't, she's cheerful in the books and the games.

Please don't bring that retarded conception that always appears in reisen imagedumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9767002
Suffer, I'd say.

Because it makes you want to hug her more!

>>9767008
Please forgive my ignorance if I'm jumbling things up here, but in Inaba of the (etc. etc.), Eirin gives her anti-depressants in the first or second chapter I believe.

If you know nay better than me, please correct me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9767016
But it is no fun if you win too easily; she needs to remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

Because something so beautiful can't possibly exist.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>9766892
Because she gets so angry when trying to play videogames.

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>>9767015
Yeah, probably suffer. On the other hand, if she enjoys it, then everybody wins, so if you want her to be happy, you should try and make her miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

Well firstly she's a fucking alien. Secondly now that she's immortal she isn't even alien anymore, just another monster. Thirdly no human is as cute as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9767022
With hugs inbetween, right?

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>>9767026
Up to you. Sounds moe, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766980
the link doesnt work for me anon, can you cap the specific paragraph?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9767037
I can't see it either, is touhouwiki down?

[Anonymous No.]

She's thousands of years old.

Even if she was pretty much a human at the beginning she's no longer one. Her mind must be alien and inhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9767092
A mind is an abstract concept, there is no such thing as a ``human'' or ``'inhuman'' mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya is the best 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9767103

You seriously believe that a powerful magic wielding creature that lived for thousands of years have a mind similar to humans?

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>>9767151
There are three major divisions when catagorizing minds, and any other is extraneous and probably retarded. This first consists of my mind and other minds; the second is entirely false. The second category divides into unintelligent minds, which run off of instinct and lack the ability to reason, and intelligent minds. The second category there divides again, into individual minds and useless minds. That is to say, a mind that functions exactly like another mind has no real purpose. There is no distinction between human and inhuman, it is just that you are too stupid to understand any mind save your own.

[naitoknaito No.]

Don't wanna sound dense but the last time I checked humans die when they're killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9767151
she acts pretty childish for someone her age.

age doesn't matter jack in Touhou, Cirno is 70 years old and acts like a little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9767321
Cirno is downright retarded though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9767362
I thought Cirno was supposed to be a genius. You know, for a fairy. Retarded, but functionally so.

[Anonymous No.]

Poor op, nobody answered his question.

Also Kaguya best 2hu, and she's the only one that doesn't have hair accesorries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9767573
Kaguya pls go

[Anonymous No.]

not 404'd yet :D

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9772089

[Anonymous No.]

>>9772104
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

A cruel schemer one minute and a cute/beautiful princess the next. Such a bipolar Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9773073
More like she's more spoiled than cute. Otherwise she'd learn to dry her own fucking hair.

damn you efe. It's your fault I can't kick Kaguya in the face for being so lazy ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9773110
I'd spoil her with my dick.

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>>9773110
Speaking of spoiling, is there a reason for your spoiler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9773384
Yes.

If you can't see it, then you need to go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766892
because she's perfect and no human can be perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>9774990
Way, way too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9766892
Because she's literally not human.

[Anonymous No.]

Because she's a huge bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>9774990
>>9775015
Kaguya has no good porn anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>9775255

Really? Because I heard she sleeps with pretty much anybody. She's also been gaining weight again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9775319
fuck you moko

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9775746
My thoughts exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9775743
Ask Kaguya for that favor, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9775746
why is she so prefect?

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>>9775746

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that Moko and Kaguya are so tsundere makes them adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9775319
Exercise time, Kaguya!

Wouldn't want you becoming chubby now, not that I'd mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9776355

Sometimes I wonder if harems are legal on the Moon.

Because those lunarian bitches really seem like types that would keep harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9777356
Well, bunny harems sure are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9776355
>>9775746
No matter what you say, what you think, "how" she looks similar to your favourite 2hu...

That is not Kaguya. And I shall say that many times whenever you post this shit in a kaguya thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Assuming Kaguya rarely ever leaves Eientei, how does Mokou fight her so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779796
She goes to Eientei and fights her

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779796
In Imperishable Night she says Kaguya keeps sending "assassins" and other people to fight her. Just like she did with Reimu and Yukari.
Although I guess it'd be a stretch to assume Kaguya NEVER leaves to have a spar. But I've never see anyone explore this.

[Anonymous No.]

she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>9782753
Then your incompetent ass better get out or pay up. I don't do free shows, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9782753
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9782857
>hot girl wants to fuck
>guy resists
lol, what a beta faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9782995
But there is a possibility that she used to be a man at some point in her life. I can't sleep on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783003
How can a guy be a princess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9782995
Alphas save their genes for the right woman.

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>>9783018
you aren't reproducing idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783018
that's betas/gammas/etc. alphas fuck everything that moves to spread their genes as far as they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783026
``Alphas'' are usually filthy whores who usually lack desirable genes to begin with, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783018
But being Alpha is about having as many bastards as you possibly can. The more royal the bastards the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783022
You are going by western society's standards of "Alpha", which means gigantic idiot who only has mastered social graces and not intellectual of chivalric pursuits. True alphas are businessmen and monarchs, not working class idiots who work out. True alphaness is inheirited, not earned. Moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783129
>beta values
>alpha

yeah, nope. alpha/beta is an inherently animal-related term, this includes the human's animal side, so only the animal traits like being the strongest in the herd and fucking everything that comes to you counts, while betas like businessmen look at you with envy, waiting for you to fuck up and get vulnerable to kill you and steal your fame.

there's no twisting of them because it makes you feel bad about yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

please keep normie talk in normie boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783172
Seems you've been deluded by PUGs and subhuman /fit/ anons, huh? Here is a true alpha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783172
>this includes the human's animal side
No. Humans don't work like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783193
a true alpha can be anything. a ruler, a peasant, anything. just because you're born into royality doesn't make you alpha, it's the genes that do.

a non-alpha king will have his wife cheat on him just as much as a regular beta guy. an alpha one will cheat on his wife instead, and fuck the maids or anything else that's attractive.

>>9783227
humans are evolved animals. while we have stuff like evolved brain capable of recognizing abstract concepts, self awareness and a will able to be free of instincts, we're also ruled by superstitions, lust and greed.

just because after some millions of years we grew, shed our fur and grew bigger brains doesn't mean the natural laws suddenly don't apply to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783254
>humans are evolved animals
Yes, that alone makes our society much more complex.
Hierarchy doesn't work like that in humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783343
human hierarchy != alpha/beta stuff

that stuff refers to our primal urges to reproduce.

until we evolve or modify ourselves to the point we can consciously control it and disable/enable at will, nothing'll change.

and that won't happen unless religious fanatics take over and force it on other people to force their morals and values on every single normal.

alphas, whether they're peasants or kings will still steal your girl because you're a beta, even if you're a king yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

because she's from moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783378
Called willpower, love. I understand animals like you have a hard time understanding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783378
You don't understand what alpha/beta means. It's all about hierarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783388
>willpower
only a true beta uses that as his shield, because he knows no sane female'll want him.

he can say "i resist them with my willpower" when it means "they don't want me, so i'll fap instead and then pretend i used my willpower to keep them away"

>>9783395
animal hierarchy != human hierarchy

in animal kingdome, the alpha is stronger, bigger, more dangerous, so he naturally gets all females and others fear it. that's the true alpha/beta stuff. it's all about strength.

in humans, the weak ones usually get to lead because of connections or family. they don't win or earn it in any way, they're handed it as a freebie.

they're not truly alpha, so their females cheat on them because they can't satisfy them, and only stay around to suck him dry of his social value until he's useless, then dump him.

in animal kingdom that's lower than a beta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783416
humans haven't risen to the top of the food chain because they're big and strong it's because of intelligence. alpha = intelligent and successful
beta = not intelligent not successful
/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783416
I wish you would go away. You have been shitposting for days. I know it is you because you refuse to use any form of capitalization or punctuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783416
>animal hierarchy != human hierarchy
>he naturally gets all females
You know there are alpha females? Alpha/beta is all about hierarchy, mating is not the only thing important to this distinction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783416
>it's all about strength
That would mean gorillas have the right to our women. No, sir, not epic and I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783428
intelligence has nothing to do with being alpha, otherwise nerds would be getting all the women.

they don't, because as far as females are concerned, only those who are big and strong, fearless and confident count.

and if they're stupid, then all the better since they can be manipulated too.

>>9783438
>strawman.
capitalization and punctuation is an argument only used as a last ditch when you don't have any argument, it's at the level of an ad hominem.

i use punctuation btw, but fuck capitalizing letters, i'm not writing an essay or a job application.

>>9783453
gorillas aren't human, they stay with their own females.

if you meant 'human gorillas' like those normals/fratboys/bodybuilders/etc, take your head out of your ass and look around, it's been happening for centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783460
No, I have an argument, love. You disregarded it, claiming it was something ``only a true beta'' could bring up, because you have none. You are wrong, you have been wrong for days, and you are very obnoxious. I wish you would kill yourself already, because you are just ruining every thread you pop up in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783460
>they don't, because as far as females are concerned, only those who are big and strong, fearless and confident count
This is just not true. I still remember my high school days and it was never like this. Average boy could easily find a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783460
Brainwashed as HELL.

this knobgoblin has had his mind tainted by MTV and jersey shore media

i blame they jews

pic related truAlpha

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783471
>days
for days i only posted with touhou content though. hell, all of the thread derailing started because of >>9783018

you're confusing me with one or few of the dozens of people here who don't capitalize shit, because i don't trip.

>argument
which one? if you're >>9783438 then there's no argument there, just a faggot crying about "MUH GRAMMER/LETTURZ."

>>9783488
yeah. what the average guy doesn't know is how quickly the girlfriend gets bored of him, and then he's surprised when they break up or he finds out she cheated on him.

>>9783490
what's a jersey shore, some murrikan tv channel? i know mtv's a music channel where they show music clips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783507
Swing and a miss; I pointed it out for you already. That funny thing called willpower that you do not seem to possess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783513
willpower for what? i'm a neet and a shut in, i don't need to use willpower, there's nothing to use it on nor any reason to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783528
>until we evolve or modify ourselves to the point we can consciously control it and disable/enable at will, nothing'' change.

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>>9783507
>yeah. what the average guy doesn't know is how quickly the girlfriend gets bored of him, and then he's surprised when they break up or he finds out she cheated on him.
Oh come on... Women don't even find big and strong men attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783539
>implying i actually go out and pick up chicks instead of spending entire day on the internet.
do you even know where you're posting?

by conscious control i meant an ability to shut the libido/sex drive off completely on a whim (something like "no fuck you dick/balls, i'm not fapping/fucking today. you're going offline for that, and gonna be used only for pissing"), so you could concentrate on more interesting things without getting distracted by your body urging you for release.

when i said we, i meant the whole human race, but my true target was normalfags and alphas.

>>9783584
that's not what i see around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783586
And I said we had something for that, called willpower. They do not use it, but it is there. If you gave them another method, they would still not use it, but it would still be there. Also, how do you intimately observe the majority of normal relations without ever leaving your house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783586
>that's not what i see around me.
Most women I know have normal boyfriends, they don't really care about muscle jocks. Maybe it's like this in America, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783586
btw. by big and strong i didn't mean bodybuilders, i meant guys who aren't scrawny little nerds or fatasses.

a guy with at least some muscle (but not too much, he should still be lean), wide shoulders/back, confidence and physical strength, so that the woman can feel safe and secure with him.

>>9783596
mostly through tv, duh. not fictional shows though, it's more of some sort of, uhh, filmed reality? i dunno how to call those.

shows where they go to a random family, often with a problem of some kind, and show some of their problems and its resolution in tv.

usually most of the time in the process of resolving that problem it's discovered that either the wife or the husband was cheating.

i dunno why it even got popular, but i enjoy watching other people fucking their lives up and then either getting out of that or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783654
Hint; most reality shows are scripted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783596
willpower needs actual work. you can't just shut sexuality off with it like a switch and go about your day, it requires constant effort and sometimes even mental pain, when controlling your urges is too hard like for drug addicts.

what i meant was something that you do once and then forget about it. like, snap fingers, flip a switch, take a pill and your sexuality's completely off until you turn it back on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783672
There are countless pills that do almost nothing and completely ruin your sex drive as a side effect, if actually investing a modicum of restraint is too much effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783695
yeah, but then you get the social stigma shit of becoming an outcast as a result of using them (constant "lol, he castrated himself, what a loser!", both said openly and behind his back, or in other people's treatment towards them), and the fact that you need a prescription and money for a lot of them, so they'll never do that.

my idea was something that'd be naturally in all of us, which won't be possible without further evolution (not gonna happen, if anything the nature goes the other way, to make everything more sexually active to speed up evolution and populating the world, not to make lives more convenient for some intellectual nerds) or genetic manipulation and mass dna modification (which needs zealots with a common goal of "purifying humanity of its sinful lust" or something, and who don't give a shit about begative public opinion they'd get for trying to suppress "freedom of sexuality", since their goal was to force their values on everyone, not to be voluntary).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783745
So your point was that the majority of scum and filth are nothing but animals?

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>>9783745
>begative
negative

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783754
i guess you could say it like that.

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>>9783762
Then I concede this argument. Though I cannot for the life of me remember how it started and cannot be assed to scroll up and see.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, I can't believe how much this thread has survived. All hail to the best NEET princess in this world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9773073
I would honestly hit her

[Anonymous No.]

>>9788602
Right? Dry your own damn hair or just sit there and wait for it to air dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9783630
Sincerily nobody likes 'stone-hard' guys, they're suckers.