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9735615 No.9735615 [Reply] [Original]

The touhou matching with your blood type and zodiac sign is wanting to marry you.
Would you accept her?
Why not?

>> No.9735633
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9735633

Huh, I get to marry my favorite.

>> No.9735644

lel i dont even know what my blood type is

>> No.9735653
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9735653

I don't know my blood type.
Am I supposed to?

>> No.9735648

i don't know anything about mokou

>> No.9735668

>>9735633
>>9735648
My own clones.
God damn it, just two months short of my beloved. So frustrating.

>> No.9735665
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9735665

She's cute and all, and I like her, but I absolutely despise being lectured. I'm sure she'd give me one of those a decent amount, so I'd rather decline.

>> No.9735671
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9735671

do i get plot armor op

>> No.9735676

>>9735615
YES AYA!!!!

>> No.9735682

say i have bombay blood

now what

>> No.9735688
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9735688

Well, I guess a cat is fine too.

>> No.9735694

Why the japs don't care about your rh type?
It's not useless!

>> No.9735710
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9735710

>>9735671
this is important

>> No.9735715

>>9735710
If I kill you, do I get Flandre?

>> No.9735721
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9735721

I feel like I've seen this thread before a few days ago. Well anyway, あやややや

>> No.9735726

>>9735715
You also need a blood transfusion.

>> No.9735727
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9735727

>>9735715
try it limpdick

>> No.9735730
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9735730

I can deal with it.

>> No.9735731

>>9735726
What is the worst that could happen?

>>9735727
I will enjoy it, fagmeister.

>> No.9735746

OP confirms that Capricorn is best sign.
Youmu is already mai waifu, so no problems here, boss.

>> No.9735749
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9735749

She doesn't love. She just want my corpse.

And knowing your blood type is useful in case of accidents, or when a relative needs transfusions. It is required information in driving licenses in my country.

>> No.9735758
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9735758

Well she's my favorite too so it all works out. I can't really imagine her wanting to marry anyone though. Seems like one of those strong independent types that don't need no man.

>> No.9735788

It doesn't work that way. I absolutely have no likings in that shit. Fuck that chart.

>> No.9735798

>>9735788
your third world autism is showing hitler

>> No.9735794

>>9735788
so who did you get? I need to know, for science

>> No.9735802

I don't actually know my bloodtype, but Iku, Yuyuko, and Letty are all worthy of marriage. I would prefer to just be friends with Suika, but it's not as if I dislike her.

>> No.9735803

>>9735676
>>9735721
Lucky bastards.
Make her cry and I'll come beat you up.

>> No.9735812
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9735812

I'm happy with this.

Even if it may end up like the movie 'Misery'

>> No.9735826

I would accept Keine but my true love is still for Mokou.

>> No.9735908

Was hoping for Reimu but I guess Remilia is classy too.

>> No.9735921

>>9735826
But Mokou will never take you after you've been with Keine.

>> No.9735924

>>9735908
Are you that guy that has a shelf of Reimu stuff?

>> No.9735935
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9735935

Who the HELL knows their blood type?

Well, I got Either Yuuka, Wriggle, Cirno, or Mokou, all of whom I would certainly say yes to.

Go go abominably adorable half-human children!

>> No.9735942

It just had to be the shittiest Prismriver.

>> No.9735946

>>9735935
>Who the HELL knows their blood type?
The japanese

>> No.9735951

>>9735935
I think I am AB, which means that I am not only off a blood type but a few months from my favorite Touhou.

>> No.9735958

>>9735935
Ew, Wriggle?

>> No.9735961

>>9735935
>Who the HELL knows their blood type?
Anyone who gives blood on a regular basis or isn't stupid and has their blood type on their ID in case they need a transfusion.

>> No.9735966

>>9735961
>blood type on their ID in case they need a transfusion.
why the HELL would i need my blood type on my ID if i never leave the house

>> No.9735998

>>9735966
Because there's no such thing as natural disasters and accidents that breach the walls of your home, right?

>> No.9736012

>>9735998
if that happens, it just means it's over

>> No.9736015

>Flanshit
Fuck no.

>> No.9736022

>>9736015
You like Reisen?

>> No.9736025

>>9736022
No.

>> No.9736027

>>9736025
Well I don't want her.

>> No.9736123
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9736123

I'll just be uh... Following this one from now on. I'd prefer my favorite.

>> No.9737009

But Nitori still isn't my favourite touhou !

>> No.9737548

>>9736123
You prefer sanae?

>> No.9737577

>Flan

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>> No.9737579

>>9735615
I don't even know who that is between Patchy and Reisen..

>> No.9737599
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9737599

Eh, sure. She'd probably make a good wife.

>> No.9737601

If only I was a 0 so I could have Mokou instead of Wriggle. I don't like Wriggle, anyone want Wriggle?

>> No.9737603

>>9737601
I'll trade her for my Flan.

>> No.9737608

I gotta marry a dork.

Yuck.

>> No.9737609

>>9737601
>0
It's O.

>> No.9737625

>>9737609
Oh wow, it is. My entire life is a lie

>> No.9737654

well damn, looks like i am have maid.

>> No.9737681
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9737681

I get to marry the love of my life.

>> No.9737701

Chen....

Well, it is Chen, not my first pick of the bunch but, could be worse, I'd be rather happy with this situation. She is cute

>> No.9737712

>>9737579
I hereby requesteth a response from thou ;_;

>> No.9737714
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9737714

I'm fine with this.

>> No.9737724
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>>9737714
Here, I'll give you a hag for an Orin.

>> No.9737749
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9737749

Well, I'm not going to argue with this one.

>> No.9737774
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9737774

Would our kids be a quarter phantom or what?

>> No.9737794
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9737794

Would you mind telling me the name of this character? Is there a chart with names for this picture somewhere?

>> No.9737796

>>9737774
No, they would be full autist.

>> No.9737797

>>9737712
>>9737579
It's Yama

>> No.9737804

>>9737794
out

>> No.9737808

>>9737794
Squirm

>> No.9737810

>>>/a/71706964

And now even Pig Culture migrated from /jp/.

>> No.9737812

>>9737794
that's reimu

>> No.9737834

>>9737797
That explains it. I should bite the bullet and play STB. God knows why I keep avoiding it.

>> No.9738102

Well Derp, I got a spider......
I hate spiders...

>> No.9738106
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9738106

yes

オリン~

>> No.9738116
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9738116

Because I don't want to marry Komachi, Reimu or Okuu. I'll have sex with Rumia though.

>> No.9738121

No, her hair is fucking weird.

>> No.9738137

Sanae.

I guess the children won't all be mine.

>> No.9738153
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9738153

Oh great, she's my favorite prismriver.

>> No.9738168

Does it have some bases or did the artist just arrange them as it pleased him?

>> No.9738169

Orin
I'm okay with that.

>> No.9740027

On the one hand, Mystia is surprisingly clever, cute as heck, and at least good enough at cooking to grill things.

On the other hand, she is the size of a little girl, and marrying a girl when I'm not sure if I could get it up for her would just be rude.

>> No.9740049
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>>9740027
Mystia's not loli. Maybe a little short, but...

>> No.9740074
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9740074

So many Orins.

It might be a painful relationship for both because of the kind of yokai she is, but I have no intention of destroying a smile like this.

>> No.9740102

I don't know my blood type, but I don't honestly think that matters as I'm Capricorn and all four are ones that I would like to marry.

>> No.9740208 [SPOILER] 
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9740208

cool I get rumia
what a coincidence, guro is my fetish

>> No.9740235
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9740235

>>9740027
Don't worry, she'll get it up for you.

>> No.9740246

why are none of these types of things updated with the TD cast? (Looking at you tohosort)

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