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Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:38:45 2012 No.9735382 [Reply] [Original]

hey /jp/, tell me that story about how you met your first gf on an mmo

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:41:15 2012 No.9735394 I can tell you the story of how I met your mom in a back ally.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:43:58 2012 No.9735404 In game dating is for nerds

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:57:05 2012 No.9735480
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>maplestory(fuck this game)
>girl in a guild with me
>qt avatar. really nice to me.
>guildmates flirt with her over guild announcements
>i get jealous so being the alpha i am i PM her
>"be my gf"
>success
>it's fucking awkward
>gets better though
>we get married($25 i wish i didn't spend)
>everything's cool
>i get bored of the game and quit for like a year
>i come back because bored of life
>she's still on(wtf)
>"OMG HEY ANON I MISSED YOU"
>she's like level 300
>i'm still noob tier
>kinda gets awkward from there because i'm just tagging along with her when she does her high level shit
>i get bored after a few days
>get divorced(of course no refund)
>all my friends quit by now
>leave

in-game dating is for chumps anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 23:58:05 2012 No.9735486 >>9735394 Well, go on nerd

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:00:36 2012 No.9735494 >>9735486 Say that to my face fucker and not online and then see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:03:34 2012 No.9735508 >>9735494 1v1 me in real life pussy faggot my brother has a black belt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:05:05 2012 No.9735520 >>9735494 >>9735508 Please stop shitposting iornically. >>9735480 Who are you quoting? >>9735486 Please stop using spoilers improperly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:09:05 2012 No.9735538 I don't remember. I had multiple e-girlfriends back in my RO days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:10:05 2012 No.9735542 >>9735520 You know damn well what a greentext story looks like. I don't know what it is about /jp/ that turns people into faggots who rage over something as simple as format. Lighten up. This isn't english class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:10:26 2012 No.9735547 >>9735542 That's not the proper use of the quote function.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:11:26 2012 No.9735554 >>9735542 He's just joking. It's his gimmick.

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:12:56 2012 No.9735555
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Back in Prontera weapon shop I found a girl who always chats with another girl. I would sit next to her and we would talk for several hours each day. I was a few years younger than her, but I lied about my age. Someday she disappeared and I began using her IGN for myself; because I still can't forget about her.

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:13:15 2012 No.9735559
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>>9735494
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Rape Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Iliasport, and I have raped over 300 shota warriors. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top succubus in the entire succubi forces. You are nothing to me but just another meal. I will rape you the fuck out with pleasure the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Horanet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of monsters across the world and your semen is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that rapes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Monster lord’s army and I will use it to its full extent to rape your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pleasure all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:13:15 2012 No.9735561 I didn't fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:14:15 2012 No.9735568 File: 57 KB, 434x426, 1340664976963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9735480 >>9735542 >>9735554

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:17:15 2012 No.9735582 >>9735568 >1340664976963 Nice try newscum

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:18:15 2012 No.9735587 >>9735520 Are you upset?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:20:15 2012 No.9735601 File: 755 KB, 1001x746, 18292340_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ro was the best for ebitches i had a lineup like a harem protag but i never dated any cause that shit is for losers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:23:15 2012 No.9735628 >>9735520 That's 3 in one, now all we need is: >which 2hu would u fug? and >drippingbenis.jpg >would you suck it /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:24:15 2012 No.9735638 >>9735601 Lying to yourself is unhealthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:27:56 2012 No.9735655 Well, I was playing Maplestory as a level 170 Dark Knight.... The rest should be self-explanatory. To this day, I still think she was a dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:30:41 2012 No.9735678 I met my wife on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:31:41 2012 No.9735683 >>9735678 2d wives are the best wives amirite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:32:41 2012 No.9735686 >>9735678 How nice.

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:32:41 2012 No.9735691
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>>9735547
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cunt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gensokyo Navy, and I've been involved in numberous secret raids on The Scarlet Devil Mansion, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in danmaku warfare and I'm the top shrine maiden in the entire Gensokyo Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another Youkai. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Gensokyo and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the danmaku storm, baka yaro. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little things called your extends. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can kill you with over seven hundred spellcards, and that's just on my first life. Not only am I extensively trained in danmaku exchanges, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ice fairies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass to Hakugyokurou, you little gaiji. If only you could have known what lunatic spellcard your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon your hitbox, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn baka. I will shit homing amulets all over you and you will drown in them. Game over, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:33:41 2012 No.9735703 >>9735520 lel

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:49:17 2012 No.9735768

Some years ago, my sister played a shitty MMO called "Endless Online". She had some online boyfriend there. They got married in game and other shit. One time he gave me gold and shit, it was all cool. Eventually she stopped playing, though.

A few months ago I was cleaning around the house (she moved out long ago) and I found a letter to her. After reading the letter, I figured out it was from the guy she had been "dating" in the game. He said he was going to kill himself if he couldn't be with her, and he had mailed a condom with the letter.

I dunno if he really killed himself or not but I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:52:17 2012 No.9735781 >endless online Holy shit i'd completely forgotten about that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:57:17 2012 No.9735811 "She" asked me to be her boyfriend, asked me for free items in game, and broke up with me when I didn't give her any. It was a short thing.

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