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9732605 No.9732605 [Reply] [Original]

Your parents are cutting you off and throwing you out of the house. What do you do now that you're no longer a hikikomori?

>> No.9732611

I go somewhere else where I can continue being a hikki.

>> No.9732614

Kill myself.

>> No.9732615

Crash at Misaki's.

>> No.9732619

Exactly what I did when it happened.
You'd be surprised how many rich people are willing to put up a subservient toy with the right wrapping paper.
Aside from the obvious "services", I cook, clean, and stay quiet when not needed.

>> No.9732620

I make a thread about it on /jp/ and try to see if anyone would take me in.

>> No.9732626

I use up my savings, then I die.

>> No.9732629

Tell them that they aren't taking my career as a truHIKKI seriously. Ask them how they expect me to become an archmage if they do this.

>> No.9732633
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9732633

I have a gun for just such an occasion.

And no, I'm not joking. I will literally put a bullet through my head when that happens or when my dad dies.

>> No.9732635

>>9732633

When I read that first sentence I thought you meant you were going to murder your parents and claim the inheritance.

>> No.9732637

>>9732633
So dark and edgy XD

>> No.9732639

>>9732637

Don't mess with him dude, he could take your eye out with his edges.

>> No.9732649

>>9732637
What's edgy about killing myself?

I thought it was more pathetic and depressing than anything else.

>> No.9732654

>>9732605

But... I already have my own house.

>> No.9732653

Get a job at mcdonalds and purchase a cheap apartment in the nearby ghetto with my savings

>> No.9732659

>>9732619
Are you biologically female?

>> No.9732664

>>9732653

I wish I lived in a country like the US so I could afford a scummy apartment with pocket change.
I live a decent way out of central Melbourne, but whenever I see new apartments go up it's still always "Starting at $385,000".

>> No.9732666

>>9732654
Can I come?

>> No.9732669

>>9732611
Where exactly would that be?

>> No.9732679

>>9732677

Because being a leech only works if you have an axewound.

>> No.9732677

>>9732659
Not last time I checked, no. Why?

>> No.9732683

>>9732679
Not all rich guys are straight.
Not all hikkis are straight.
2+2=?

>> No.9732686

>>9732683

True, but you'll have a harder time finding the gay ones because there are fewer of them.

>> No.9732687

>>9732619
How does one put themselves in that situation? I want to be some rich guy's toy.

>> No.9732691

>>9732677
Just wanted to make sure you didn't need to be biologically female to be a rich dude's sex slave, cause that would make your course of action implausible for just about everyone ITT.

>> No.9732692

>>9732637
So ironic XD

>> No.9732696

>>9732669
At my grandparents'!

>> No.9732699

>>9732683
>>9732686
I'm on the floor laughing right now at how hard this dude is taking you on for a ride.

>believing what people say on the internet.

Also jp doesn't into 3dpds,

>> No.9732706

>>9732699

What are you babbling about and who are you quoting?

>> No.9732712

>>9732664

I hate to break it to you, but just like anywhere else, some places in the US are far more expensive than others. For example, you can live anywhere in Vermont far more cheaply than you can in, say, the Seattle area. The trick is to live in an area that's poor as fuck to begin with.

>> No.9732716

>>9732686
The CFO of the company I work for is gay. He's also taken though. His partner is cool I got drunk with him. He cooks him dinner and cleans. He also works part time or something though.

>> No.9732718

>>9732666

No, I'm already renting a room to a friend with very little income.

>> No.9732724

>>9732712

Yeah, but in this country the extremely cheap places are virtually non-existent, unless you want to live out in the middle of the desert 3 hours from the nearest hospital by plane.
In the US it's my understanding that you have very inexpensive apartments in bad areas of major cities.

>> No.9732727

>>9732699
>3dpds
>>>/a/

>> No.9732734
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9732734

>>9732649
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>> No.9732745

They can't because I'm paying for their expenses. It's the other way around.

>> No.9732752

>>9732745
So your parents are NEETs?
Are they into otaku culture?

>> No.9732760

>>9732699
>3dpds
die

>> No.9732792

>>9732752
They don't have a job so they're probably NEETs, though they'd rather say they're 'retired'. And no, they're not into otaku culture.

>> No.9733781

>>9732654
Yes. This is great. Not having a mortgage and having a place to truly call your own where you can do what you want and 'call the shots' feels very liberating. Take it easy man.

>> No.9733824

Blog more, /jp/~!

>> No.9733828

Time to become a hobo

>> No.9733911
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9733911

Honestly? I'll just go to prison. I know I'll fit right in.

>> No.9733924

>>9733911
You just want to be raped

>> No.9733937

>>9733911
This. I'll become homeless in a few years at most so I started lifting. I hope I'll keep the motivation.

>> No.9734383

>>9733937
Start training your boy-pussy and mouth.

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