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I wish I was a girl so bad. A sickly girl who needs others to care for her.

I have a very feminine voice, and am always recognized as a girl over voice chat/the telephone. I can do a lot of girl voices, but my most successful "character" is a shy, raspy-voiced girl with medical problems. One time I used that voice on a TF2 server, and the admin turned on all-talk, and everyone stopped playing the game just to talk to me.

People in general are WAY nicer and upbeat around me when they think I'm a girl. Why are girls so magical?

>> No.9724994

Post vocaroo please.

>> No.9725016

>>9724990
I have a pubescent sounding voice which is pretty terrible, but I haven't been mistaken for a woman through the phone since elementary school.

>>9724994
Yes. Do this.

>> No.9725022

that is also my dream, dube

>> No.9725035
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9725035

>TF2

>> No.9725027

>>9724994
This please.
You can't just post a story like that without giving an example, OP.

>> No.9725033

>>9724994
Patiently waiting for this.

>> No.9725043

>>9724990
They just want to fuck you.I think it's really sad.
People should like you for who you are on the inside and not because they see a chance to stick their penis somewhere.

>> No.9725045

>>9725035

>> No.9725046

>>9724994

>> No.9725047

I wish I was a girl, but I'm pretty much the opposite of your situation. I started growing armpit hair at age 8 and facial hair at age 10. I have a full beard at age 18 and look like I'm 30. Yet I wish i was a cute girl more than anything else.

>> No.9725055

>>9725047
I knew there was another me out there.

I mostly loved being hairy though. I got praised for having a beard in middle school, so much that when I played hockey my friends they actually influenced the coach to get me two jerseys. One for me and one for my beard.

>> No.9725070

I can do a deep, manly voice but I'm a girl by the way.

Is that moe?

>> No.9725073

vocaroo or get the fuck out of /jp/

>> No.9725082

>>9725043
This. The fun part about being a guy is that when people like you, it's usually because of who you are unless you're rich or something.

>> No.9725095

>>9725082
When you're a girl they still love you for who you are. It's just that part of who you are is a girl.

>> No.9725098

>>9725070
I am black and all I can do is a deep, manly voice.
People have always mistaken me for a middle-aged man.

>> No.9725099

>>9725070
No. That's disgusting. Unless you're the head of a girl gang.

>> No.9725100

>>9725082
>>9725043
people like you because you have something to offer. it doesn't matter how "good" you are on the inside, if you have nothing for them they won't care about you.

>> No.9725104

>>9724994
Patiently waiting for this.

>> No.9725105

>>9725070
only if you dress as a teenage guy and try to hit on other girls. yeah that's hot

>> No.9725107

>>9725104
People on /jp/ are either lying about this kind of thing or too shy to actually record themselves.

>> No.9725113

please post vocaroos of your cute little girl voices /jp/ <3

*whips out*

>> No.9725120

I don't sound like a girl, I sound like a faggot.

>> No.9725122

I have a girly voice but when I try to record myself I get nervous and it sounds weird. sorry!

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9725138

You are the worst kind of subhuman, OP.

>> No.9725132

>>9725122

voice or gtfo

>> No.9725143

>>9725047
>>9725055

I would be quite comical if OP sounded like a girl and looked like these guys.

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9725154

i get pissed when i find out the bro i'm talking with is actually a chick. i don't want to bro it up with a girl, what the fuck. give me a cock and balls thanks.

>> No.9725155

>>9725138
Shut the fuck up, Yozora. Don't you have a shitty light novel series to slut up?

>> No.9725156

>>9725100
Well, that certainly explains why I only have 2 friends.

>> No.9725163

Being a girl looks like a hassle.

Leaking blood from your vagina for half the month and having to sit down to pee doesn't sound worth it. I for one enjoy being able to piss wherever I want.

>> No.9725166

>>9725155
buttmad meat fan detected

>> No.9725172

>>9725166
What kind of subhuman do you have to be to like either of those?

>> No.9725172,1 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ - Delusions General

rip naz n fukune nvr 4get

>> No.9725172,2 [INTERNAL] 

OP here ;)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vBOCScWqyM

>> No.9725172,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9725172,2
lol

+1

>> No.9725172,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9725172,2
Wow gurl you sound hot

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