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>> No.9720991

Nice abs.

>> No.9721012 [DELETED] 
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Why don't you post a REAL Yuugi image.

>> No.9721014

Is yuugi a gaijin?

>> No.9721017

I could totally beat her in a grappling match.

>> No.9721021

If I punched her as hard as I could in the stomach, would she feel any pain?

>> No.9721025

>>9721021
No, your hand will be perfectly caressed by her firm, smooth abs and the force of your punch will be completely absorbed.

>> No.9721027

>>9721014
I do not think so not one bit!

>> No.9721033

>>9721021
Her abs would tighten around your fist and she'd crack an evil grin as you try to pull it out

>> No.9721034

>>9721014
Probably more like those yankee girls who bleach their hair.

>> No.9721040
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>>9721025
>>9721033
Okay, I understand.

>> No.9721041

>>9721021
If you punched her as hard as you can in the stomach while she was pregnant, would the baby be fine?

>> No.9721045
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9721045

Onis in japanese folklore were modeled after lost vikings. Towering, powerful, blonde, fur wearing, horned helmet wearing men who wielded huge brutal weapons, always drank themselves into a stupor, were obsessed with fighting, and lived in seclusion among themselves since they could not communicate with the small, weak native japanese at all.

>> No.9721047

>>9721041
Yuugi is the tank of mom-mobiles.

>> No.9721049

>>9721041
Suspending disbelief that she would have a baby to begin with, yes, it would be fine. Yuugi's abs... How do I say this, they're like the Berlin Wall. They stop all opposition.

>> No.9721070

I want to lick clean Yuugi's feet after a long day of Oni-ing

>> No.9721076

>>9721041

Are Yuugi's abs strong enough that she could constrict them hard around the baby and crush it inside her body?

>> No.9721095

I wish I could party with Yuugi, and drink lots of booze, and then we could wrestle, and she would easily dominate me, and then she would would get in my face while still pinning me, and she'd be all "What are you going to do now nerd!" And then I'd kiss her and blush. Then she would show me how to really kiss someone, and then she would comfort me in her warm drunken embrace.

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>> No.9721108

>>9721095
75% chance that her horn will impale you by accident as some point during your drunken shenanigans.

Are you willing to take that risk?

>> No.9721113

>>9721095
She is not real. Look for help, nerd.

I don't like oni. They are brutish, primitive and stupid. People like that bullied me in my middle school.

>> No.9721119
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I just now realize how very little there are of pictures focused on Yuugi's precious feet. Shame really

>> No.9721118

>>9721100
How does she have huge boobs while maintaining such a low bodyfat? That's physically impossible, boobs are almost entirely fat.

>> No.9721122

>>9721113
>People like that bullied me in my middle school.

You probably deserved it queer. Only freaks that stand out get bullied.

>> No.9721123

>>9721118
She's an oni she aint gotta explain shit

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>> No.9721134

>>9721130
Whose this skinny bitch supposed to be?

>> No.9721145

>>9721134
Aya Shamestein from Bird Newspaper.

>> No.9721146

>>9721118
she's an oni, she ain't got to explain shit

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>> No.9721174

>>9721108
Yes I am
>>9721113
Duh? Can't a man dream?

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>> No.9721549
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would you still put your dick in there?

>> No.9721564

>>9721549
Omoshiroi

>> No.9721591

>>9721549

My dick is going nowhere near that.

Shit, are there any men in fiction out there that could fuck Yuugi senseless and actually SURVIVE the encounter?

>> No.9721595

>>9721591
Jesus.

>> No.9721725

>>9721595

A man that can turn water into wine and an Oni with a passionate love for alcohol. The perfect divine paring.

>> No.9721740

>>9721549
How did she enlarge a coin with her breasts?

>> No.9721760

>>9721740
are you stupid?

>> No.9721779

>>9721095
put a clown nose on the tip, easy fix

>> No.9721785

>>9721740
Magic trick revealed: she was hiding the huge coin inside the whole time.

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>> No.9723529

>>9721591
Goku

>> No.9723531

Yes, that's a great body shape.

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>>9721725
I fucking ship this so hard now. Look at what you've done.

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>>9721725
>>9721595
Dammit, you guys...

>> No.9728564
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>>9721113

Your bullies were seven foot tall party animals with horns wearing tigerskins and riding on clouds?

Wow.

>> No.9728591

>>9728564
Your bullies weren't? I thought they were all like that, and they even follow you back to your house so that they can humiliate you further. Back in my day I was taking it easy in my underwater palace and this cloud-riding jerk waltzes in, makes fun of my whiskers and steals my phoenix feather hat and that one rod my family used to regulate floods. Wikung or Wokong or something, I think he was called.

And people ask why I'm a NEET. There are fucking cloud-riding monkey-jocks out there. Hell if I'm going out.

>> No.9728608

>>9728591

I'm afraid I have no prize at hand, but you win something.

>> No.9728652

>>9721591
Saxton Hale

>> No.9728662

>>9723547

You and me both. Oni would love a guy who can provide infinite food and booze.

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>>9721045
nice theory...except histortical vikings did not wear horned helmets.

>> No.9728678

as much as i want to get drunk and make sex with yuugi, i think i want her to just beat the shit out of me even more.

>> No.9728794
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>>9728674

Apart from that, it neatly ties into the modern myth of vikings in space.
At least that would explain where they ended up.

>> No.9730625

Is she from anything other than the Touhou game?

>> No.9730628

>>9730625
the other touhou game

>> No.9730639

>>9721045
You do realize that there is no way in HELL that any viking ship could navigate from scandanavia into india, let alone japan, right?

>> No.9730655
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>>9728674
They traveled a long way. Maybe they pillaged some trophy horned helmets and wore them instead.

>>9730639
They went across the atlantic, through mesoamerica and across the pacific and by the time they got to japan they were so sick of traveling they just decided to crash there till they died.

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>>9730655
Yep, seems legit.

>> No.9730685

>>9730639
They probably just went straight through the Arctic Ocean.

>> No.9730689
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>>9730673
I've got even more proof that they went through mesoamerica. See the kanabo? That's just the japanese version of the Macuahuitl, something the vikings picked up when they killed some mexicans and brought with them as loot.

>> No.9730697

>>9730655
Through mesoamerica? SO they just picked up their boats and carried them for hundreds of miles across completely foreign terrain?
And then they managed to traverse an ocean that could barely be navigated by boats from 500 years in the future and bankrolled by the biggest naval empire at the time?

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>>9730697
Don't be silly. They had the help of the mighty Odin and company too you know.

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9730725

I'd still take this over big bearded man, thank you very much.

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