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I'm about to be kicked out of the house if I don't get a job. What's a good job for a soon to be ex-truNEET?

>> No.9708968

your fucked

>> No.9708989

>>9708959
Practice saying "do you want fries with that".

>> No.9708993

work at a steel mill

>> No.9709000

I'm glad my parents aren't insane.

>> No.9711588

Get arrested and sent to prison.

If you're not concerned with living, just kill yourself, or go homeless.

Even working in McDonalds is a bit of an aspiration, these days.

>> No.9711837

>>9711588
McDonalds is lower than living off welfare

>> No.9711842
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9711842

I EARN $60,000 A YEAR AS A PATENT TROLL

YOU JELLY, WEEABOOS?

>> No.9711846

Just get some autism dollars and mooch off tax-payers like everyone else on this board.

>> No.9711910

>>9711842
If this is true, please kill yourself.

Leeching off others is acceptable (not something to be proud of, but it's understandable). Parasites may be annoying, but they do no real harm. A patent troll, however, is like a parasite that kills its host. It causes great damage in order to get a fraction of that in compensation. It actively destroys, and only destroys, barely even gaining something from the destruction it causes.

You are below a NEET. I would compare you to an animal, but even animals only destroy when they gain something by doing so. You, however, are lower even than these mindless animals. A plague upon humanity.

>> No.9711901

>>9708959
Become your parent's live in maid.

>> No.9711923

The police just came to my door about 2 minutes ago, /jp/.
They wanted to talk to me about one of my neighbours; I said I didn't know him and that was true.
Even though I hadn't done anything wrong my heart is going like 150bpm, I think I might have appeared startled to them.
That was scary.

>> No.9711961

>>9711923

My heart is still above its normal resting rate. I can't take it easy today because of this.

>> No.9712018
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9712018

Go work for UPS as a package handler or a driver helper

If you work package handler you can work odd hours of 5pm-10 or 4am-9. If you work twilight shift you can spend all night doing any shopping you need when theres nobody in the stores.

Load trucks or unload usually by yourself. People leave you alone as long as you get your trucks done. Get paid to work out. You will soon be in shape. B sure to eat lots, your ass will get busted.

Oh, and theres no uniform. Show up to work in whatever you want. They don't give a fuck as long as you do your work.

20-30 hours a week with benefits.Have to join the teamsters though, but at least with benefits you can get your NEET medications.

>> No.9712034

are you cute?

>> No.9712042

>>9711961
>>9711923
that's what police view as a normal reaction. if you're just deadpan when they're like questioning you for a murder it's abnormal. usually going "WTF" and having a startled reaction is what they expect, even if you're innocent or they're just questioning about neighbors.

police don't show up on your door to wish you marry christmas and bring happy news.

>> No.9712046

>>9711923
I'm sure they see that all the time. Cops do make people nervous because it makes them feel like they did something wrong.

Just take it easy and don't worry about it.

>> No.9712047

>>9712018

What if I can't lift heavy stuff? What if I get tired really easily?

>> No.9712062

>>9712047
>>9712018
>Get paid to work out. You will soon be in shape.

>> No.9712063

>>9712018
dat dream job
where do I sign

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>>9712047
NOPE

Better start eating lots of oats and doing squats. Gotta lift up to like 75 pounds. They don't test you or anything before your first day so they kind of expect you to get winded easy on your first week but you got to get used to it.

>> No.9712084

This doesn't look /jp/ related to me.

>> No.9712093
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>>9712070
let's do this

>> No.9712174

You shouldn't be worried about what a good job would be for you. Your concern is if you can even get a job. Start by applying online to places then going there and talking to the manager. It's critical to follow up on your application.

>> No.9712202

>dat chemical bond between mother and child

But seriously, I wish I had a peaceful job. I can't play any new games without money.

>> No.9712207

My condolences OP, I'm in a similar situation and I find job hunting very stressful.

>> No.9712212

>>9712202
If you don't mind long hours, working at a library was one of the best jobs i've ever had. You get to sit around and read most of the time, the times you are actually doing anything productive it's putting books back in their rightful places and even then I always saw a couple books that caught my eye.

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>>9712212
Oh shit anon, thats the best idea I've heard today. i actually asked for a job at my local library, and the bitch said I had to have a degree. But I wonder if it counts if I'm in progree of a degree?

>> No.9712255

>>9712234
I seriously hope she was just bullshitting, because if you actually need a degree to work at a fucking library I'm going to be mad.

>> No.9712256

>>9712234
Tell her you have a degree in the art of rape. Proceed to whip your dick out and violently rape her until she gives you a job.

>> No.9712259

>>9712256

It's foolproof!

>> No.9712261

>>9712255
She probably thought he was creepy and wanted him to go away.

>> No.9712265

>>9712256
She had to be like 60. She laughed about the degree thing and said that she only got the job because she had the position before the requirements was that.>>9712256

>> No.9712266

>>9712261
should probably try to get a girl or a better looking guy to go in and apply for a job, see what happens

>> No.9712271
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9712271

Good luck getting a job nowadays, being that you've likely never had a job and have no degree.

Don't worry-soon, unemployment will get so bad, that the government will have to set up job corps again like in the 30's. Republicunts will get butthurt that the government is doing something directly instead of giving more pointless tax-cuts to the rich( Which, as displayed over the past 30 years, don't do anything productive for the middle-class or the nation at large), but, no one will care what they say at that point.

I would suggest sobbing and having a mental breakdown in front of your parents so they let you stay longer. How old are you?

Then again, my parents are massive cunts, and understand how hard things are out there today, so they wouldn't kick me out on the streets.

>> No.9712278

I'd take any job at this point, I'm just tired of being emasculated by friends and family for not having a job despite unemployment being around 65% where I live.

>> No.9712284

>>9712271
Murricans get what they deserve for living in shit tier country.

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9712282

Oh hey, what the fuck? How come it's ok to leave this up but when I ask for advice on what to say when asked "do you have a facebook" during job interviews since I don't have a facebook because no friends, I get deleted instantly, thrice?

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9712287

>>9712284

Don't worry yuropoor, shit will hit the fan in your irrelevant little land even more quickly-and it will be twice as worse.

>> No.9712290

>>9712287
Don't worry. I live in the superior Hong Kong.

>> No.9712288

>>9712282
Just tell them the truth. You don't have a facebook because you're not 13 anymore.

>> No.9712294

>>9712282
Just tell them no. If they ask why not, tell them it's because you don't like it.

No sane employer would ask about it any further.

>> No.9712299

>>9712284
Everywhere is shit tier.

>> No.9712319

>>9712290

yerro chinku go homu

>> No.9712320

>>9712282
nsj cherrypicking

>> No.9712340

>>9712282

That's simple; the janitor doesn't actually follow any rules, he just deletes whatever he feels like deleting.

Moderation is the worst part about 4chan right now.

>> No.9712371

>>9712282
NSJ a shit

>> No.9712377

>>9712282

They ask that at job interviews? Why? Are they gonna use it to spy on you? What happens if you say no?

>> No.9712375

Kroger.
Pushing those carts will turn you into a MAN. Plus the people are friendly and since there's a union the management can't buttfuck you and lie.

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