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9708892 No.9708892 [Reply] [Original]

"Oh hey there anon! Don't be shy around us, this place allows for mixed bathing. Won't you please come join us?"

>> No.9708894 [DELETED] 

You can't bathe with cartoons. They're not real.

>> No.9708896
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Scuse' me ladies.

>> No.9708898

Yeah, thats just what I need right now, thanks, Rin.

>> No.9708900

I'm not seeing any dicks here, so I think I'll just be going.

>> No.9708907

>>9708894
Fuck your shit, I'm Exalted. I can do whatever I damn well please, up to and including bathing with some deranged Easterner's fantasies. Dream Confiscation Approach, fuck yeah.

>> No.9708915
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9708915

Sorry, the underworld doesn't have many places to park.

>> No.9708918

who is "anon"

>> No.9708925

>>9708918
The male in Gensokyo all the Touhous love.

>> No.9708932

>>9708925
If if i try hard can i be him one day?

>> No.9708929

Bathing with touhous is just asking for an awkward penis comparison situation to occur.

>> No.9708930

>>9708918
denonym for 4chan resident, a pronoun to address you in first person.

>> No.9708931

>>9708918
That guy with the hair.

>> No.9708933

>>9708892
So what happens to me when those small towels they give can't hide my raging boner and my mind is read revealing all those perverted thoughts?

Something either really good or death is my guess.

>> No.9708934

>>9708932
You can be anything you set your mind to.

>> No.9708942

>>9708934
:)

>> No.9708943

>>9708930
/a/non /b/tard here
LELZ

>> No.9708944

I will get an erection and it will be embarrassing and I if I use your mouth to get rid of it I will go to prison

>> No.9708948

>>9708944
prison in narnia?

>> No.9708949

>>9708933
http://exhentai.org/s/c0ec4896b2/403050-4

I love onsens.

>> No.9708951

>>9708944
>it will be embarrassing

It will only be embarrassing if you think it is.
Walk long and proud!

>> No.9708954

Roleplaying is against the rules

>> No.9708953
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>>9708949
>alice

>> No.9708961
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9708961

I'm not sure why you'd go to a bath with a hat, gloves, and leggings.

>> No.9708962

If I were to be in Gensokyo I would want to contact a touhou that could help me correct the genetic disorder that has resulted in this vile male body.

Eirin perhaps? Maybe Yukari could manipulate the boundary between the sexes? Surely Patchouli would have a spell for that as well.

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>>9708962

No one would help you in your sick fantasies.

>> No.9708975

>>9708966
Fantasies? I just want to be able to look in the mirror without feeling like shit.

>> No.9709005
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>>9708961

Here you go.

>> No.9709015

>>9708975
go lift some weights

>> No.9709022

>>9709015
I do that already, but that is not who I am.

>> No.9709024

>>9708962

Come to think of it, does magic really have any theoretical limit? Maybe getting a perfect, magical, instant sex-change has been possible for quite awhile. Maybe the reason Gensokyo is filled with cute little girls is because they WANTED it to be.

>> No.9711756

>>9708954
this isnt role playing

>> No.9711782

>>9708929
>Bathing with touhous is just asking for an awkward penis comparison situation to occur.

Is that where they all push me around and laugh because my penis isn't 14 inches like theirs, and then they all take turns raping me?

>> No.9711798

>>9708944
>if I use your mouth to get rid of it I will go to prison
No you won't, she's definitely asking for it.

>> No.9711808
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9711808

The urge to post this is too great.

>> No.9711810
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!!!DENIED!!!

>> No.9711814
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9711814

Denied denied denied denied DENIED

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>>9708961
>>9709005
Obviously this will end badly for Yukari. You know she can't keep a man.

>> No.9711828

Me on the left cleverly disguised as a basket of eggs.

>> No.9711830

>>9711828
Okuu is about to eat the shit out of you.

>> No.9711851

>>9711830
My plan is better than I have planned.

>> No.9711855

>>9711851
In a way, I suppose you're about to become one with her.

>> No.9711904

But I like bathing alone and I feel uncomfortable when bating with people I consider my family when naked

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