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Which Touhou would you adopt and why?

>> No.9690914

I'm going to use this stupid thread to ask, what's a good present for an 11 year old girl? I'm sort of on a tight budget but I should be able to get most things.

>> No.9690921

>>9690914
Kingdom Hearts or The World Ends With You

>> No.9690922

>>9690914
A Dora the Explorer doll.

>> No.9690924

>>9690914
Buy her a Touhou tshirt from J-list

>> No.9690926

>>9690914
McDonald's giftcard.

>> No.9690929

>>9690914
an introduction to /jp/

>> No.9690933

>>9690914
Saber figurine.

>> No.9690935

>>9690914
I usually just pirate some music for them.

>> No.9690939

>>9690914
Vocaloid CD.

>> No.9690942

>>9690914
A camera.

>> No.9690949

>>9690914
Give her some sake (served warm).

>> No.9690962

>>9690907
MONSTER HIGH
LITTLE BITCHES LOVE MONSTER HIGH
probably some shit about my little pony too

>> No.9690969

>>9690914
Comic LO box set

>> No.9690971

>>9690914
Ramen noodles

>> No.9690974

>>9690914
maid outfit

>> No.9690976

>>9690914
Make her a tulpa.

>> No.9690981

>>9690914
Savings Bond. Every kid loves those!

>> No.9691001

>>9690929
>>9690969
>>9690974
I personally suggest all three.

>> No.9691011

>>9690914
If I had a buy a present for a little girl of that age, I'd give her a gift card to a clothing store. Not a slutty clothing store though.

>> No.9691013

>>9691011
You should try to convince her to go shopping with you. Bonding time and you can ensure she is not a slut.

>> No.9691018

>>9691013
This would be great.

>> No.9691022
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>>9690914
Learn from ZUN himself

>> No.9691030

>>9690914
Stay away from 11 year olds dude. Especially ones who watch the Disney Channel, or you'll be taking it easy in prison.

>> No.9691032

>>9690914
Iphone and some condoms. Not joking.

>> No.9691036

>>9691030
What's wrong with the ones who watch Disney Channel? All of my relatives watch Disney Channel.

>> No.9691041

>>9691036
they will never be down to fug, if you are watching disney channel at 11 years old in the year of our lord 2012 you might be mentally challenged.

>> No.9691048

>>9691041
Oh. From your post you made it sound like the ones who watch Disney are promiscuous or something.

>> No.9691050

>>9691048
i'm not him, thats just my guess.

>> No.9691052
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>>9690914
This is what 11-12 year olds are doing these days.

>> No.9691053
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>>9691052

>> No.9691054

>>9691052
Damn, I didn't know moot was such a player as a kid.

>> No.9691054,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>9690942
It'd be nice to give a little girl a camera. Imagine teaching her how it works, how lenses work, how film works, the relationship between all of them, and a bit about composition, and then going out to shoot a roll or two together.

After putting it all into practice, it'd be time to teach her how to load the film onto the spools for development. In the pitch black closet, imagine her slender back pressing against your stomach/chest, the slight graceful bump of her rear end pressing up against your thighs/knees. The faint scent of her shampoo wafting up from her hair, and her soft, delicate hands in yours, learning firsthand the movements to cut the leader on the film and where/how to slide it into the spool so it doesn't skip tracks.

Imagine how excited she'd be developing her first roll, pouring in the developer, then the fix, and the stop, all while agitating the tank, keeping an eye on the clock, and dumping between pours. I bet she'd have the biggest smile come across her face as she opened the tank, pulled the film out, and then faced a window and held the roll she exposed to her eyes. The images she sees on the film, the ones she's holding in her hands, were created from a simple idea in her head. They're one of a kind and will last for ages. After a bit of admiration you'd cut the film and show her how to hang them so they don't curl.

Maybe afterwards you could teach her how to make prints with the enlarger, or take the film to get scanned.

>> No.9691054,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9691054,1
10/10 amazing post
I gave this post a 10 minute standing ovation

>> No.9691054,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9691054,2
It'd be really nice to share photography as a hobby with a little girl.

>> No.9691054,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9691054,1
You really make me feel like not wanting a 3D little girl ever.

>> No.9691054,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9691054,4
Are you afraid she will be molested?

>> No.9691054,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9691054,5
No, I just don't want to feel her "soft skin" or the "smell of the shampoo". That is too 3D for me. I want a strong independent woman who needs no man, aside of me of course.

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