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Post yor psychological evluation

>> No.9681718
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>>9681710

>> No.9681724

Is it possible to just ask a place for a psychological evaluation? My parents urged me to call a behavioral health clinic and check myself in, but I didn't really trust the place they chose.

Would they have done an exam on me?

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>> No.9681737

Please stop misusing spoilers.

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>> No.9681745

>>9681718
>Wesley
You missed one.

>> No.9681750

wch 2hu wesley fuq?

>> No.9681752

>>9681724
yes it is possible but it is also expensive

why do they want you to check yourself in?

>> No.9681756

>>9681722
>Wesley

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>>9681737
Thank you for the best laugh I've had today.

>> No.9681770

>has a girlfriend

get out

>> No.9681789

Damn, this is really thorough. I'll never be able to fake autism for autism bucks at this rate.

>> No.9681799

It looks like you didn't tell them about your pedophilia and scat trap fetish. These doctors won't help if you can't help them help you.

>> No.9681809

>>9681799
Maybe he doesn't have that

>> No.9681829

>SSRI's for 7 years

You've been physically addicted to SSRI's since you were 16, no wonder you have mental issues.

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>> No.9681838

>>9681829
What. You can't be physically addicted to ssris

>> No.9681854

>>9681838

>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=ssri+withdrawals&a
mp;btnG=&oq=&gs_l=&pbx=1

Personally I think it's funny how they sugar-coat it and bullshit you by calling it "discontinuation syndrome". (That's bullshit code-word for withdrawals)

>> No.9681859

>>9681809
What the fuck? Anyone who hasn't fapped to trap eating shit at least a few times doesn't belong on /jp/.

>> No.9681862

cut to the chase: much much autismbux?

>> No.9681870

>>9681838
Someone here is a phony who has never taken meds. Get out of jp. You obviously have no mental disabilities!

>> No.9681874

How is this otaku culture?

>> No.9681878

>>9681862
I havent gotten auismbux yet

>> No.9681884

>He claimed things like bright lights, too hot/cold temperatures, and and loud sounds were "quite annoying". He also likes to do things like sleep with the fan on.

Do you see what I mean by pseudoscience? They take the most mundane, trivial things, that completely "normal" people also do, and call it a "disease".

Fucking quacks. They try twisting the most trivial things into some convuluted bullshit. You know how many people I know that can't sleep without a fan on or something making noise? And seriously, who wouldn't describe shit like loud noises and uncomfortable temparatures as "quite annoying".

That's just one thing I'm picking out, I'm not going to sit here and read all that shit, even though I'm sure there's MANY other things in it I'd like to pick on. But I'm just saying, only a pseudo-scientist dumb-fuck quack would ever take something like that, and try to turn it into "symptoms" of a "disease".

>> No.9681883

>Wesley
>Lori

5.5' and 255 pounds?

Jesus fuck, man. I thought I was a fucking whale over here at 6.3' 250 pounds.

>> No.9681899

>>9681884

uh those are not listed as 'symptoms' by the doctor idiot

they literally take what the patient says and put it down on paper for that section, great job having no idea what you're talking about

>> No.9681907

>>9681899

Even the fact that he wrote that in there, implies that he believes there is something "wrong" with that. Or that it's an indication of a "mental illness".

>> No.9681914

>>9681907
Are you stupid? They just wrote it down because he said it

>> No.9681928

>>9681914

>Background information

I'm sure he said a lot of things that wasn't written down in that section. There's a reason he specifically took those little pieces of information, and wrote it down.

Why? Because he obviously thought that was a "red flag" for something.

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This is fucking pathetic and hilarious at the same time. You really are all subhuman low IQ short whalemen who wants to FEEL girlfriends.

Like hell I'll post mine. My review sounds badass anyway. Lots of "suicide" and "lone" on it.

>> No.9681937

>>9681925
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>> No.9681941

I don't think /jp/ can read Swedish, and I'm not going to bother translating 40 pages of shrink scribbles.

>> No.9681942

>>9681925
but op has a girlfriend

>> No.9681944

>>9681928
Probably because the patient self-reported it as a problem.

>> No.9681946

>>9681937
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>> No.9681947

the latest one is from when I was twelve

>> No.9681950

I don't have one. The closest thing is my reading level assessment thing from fourth grade, when I took the STARS test. It said I was a reading autist, and basically #1 in the world at reading. That was cool.

>> No.9681954

I don't trust psychologists enough to go.

>> No.9681952

I want to go to a psychologist but I'm scared
What is it actually like /jp/

>> No.9681953

first page, confidentiality statement.

OP is from Springfield, MO.

this report was done at the Burrell Main campus

here's their website: burrellcenter DOT com

website contains information on FREE referrals, as well as all phone numbers to call in order to schedule one.

if anybody from springfield, missouri recognizes the description of a 5'5 23 year old caucasian male with autism and a double digit IQ then all of OP's censoring work was wasted :(

>> No.9681956

>>9681952
Go find a psychiatrist first.

>> No.9681962

>>9681956
Sorry, I don't know the difference

>> No.9681963

>>9681953
He has a double digit IQ, what can you expect?

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>>9681952
A lot of long moments of silence with the (most likely) fat woman staring you down, leaving you to inspect every corner of the room over and over again. Sometimes she asks you questions too. My first time going was scary, but when I got there it was more boring than anything.

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>>9681953

To be fair, it's not really that bad of a score for the WAIS 4.

>> No.9681972

I wish I was a short, obese, double digit IQ autist so I could get autism bux.

>> No.9681974

>>9681964
Do they carry the conversation?

I wouldn't be able to think of anything to say.

>> No.9681975

>>9681952

Practicing psychologists are paid to make you feel better. I don't know what you're worried about.

If you're still concerned, go pirate Spongebob and watch the episode where he's scared to go to the doctor. That one's badass. It's also one of the 'core' Spongebob episodes which teaches life lessons, like the one where he was obsessed with being an 'adult' and didn't want to have anything to do with his grandma.

>> No.9681977

>>9681962
Psychologists make you talk about feels and that's it. You're supposed to feel better afterwards, they're like a rental friend.

Psychiatrists ask you what the fuck your problem is and then they'll recommend drugs or programs to help fix you.

>> No.9681983

>>9681884

But "normal" people don't do those things. Those things are all neuroses. The fact that he has so many is troubling.

Your apparent frustration and annoyance here seems to stem from the fact that you really don't understand that your point of view on this is abnormal. The quotation marks and emphasized words in your writing style are very suggestive.

>> No.9681986

>>9681977
Will they yell at me for liking little girls a little too much? I've been told that they would.

>> No.9681990

>>9681962

Psychologists; Can't prescribe drugs, they basically just tell you what you want to hear, and shit you already know, in exchange for money.

Psychiatrists; Here's a questionnaire, I'll talk to you for a bit, here's some psychoactive addictive drugs, now get out.

>> No.9681991

>>9681974
They do, I think. Maybe she just did because I didn't say anything unless I was asked a question.

>> No.9681999

>>9681986
Nope, they can't judge you. Unless you're literally threatening their very lives at that moment then they can't do anything but hear you out. It'll go on the report though obviously, everything will. They need to know how to help, not just guess.

>> No.9682006

>>9681983

>neuroses
>"normal" people don't do those things

Fine then, you win. Everything "abnormal" is now a disease of the brain.

Next time a kid picks up a weird trivial habit like playing with his hair too much, or he can't pay attention in school, let's just give him some amphetamines.

Heil psychiatry.

>> No.9682019

>>9682006

hey cool false dichotomy there fucko

>> No.9682020

>>9681986
Yes, they'll call the cops, and the cops will put up fliers to warn the neighborhood about you. You're life will be ruined. Your parents will hate you. Everyone will hate you. You'll probably end up being killed by a lynch mob in a fire after being disemboweled if you don't kill yourself first.

>> No.9682040

/jp/ is not your blog.
Read the rules

>> No.9682045

>>9681710
We've got the same birthday.
The same birthday as /jp/.

>> No.9682046

>>9682006
Yeah, I wish. If people would prescribe me amphetamines for shit like that I'd take them.

>> No.9682047

>>9682040
Shut the fuck up

>> No.9682053

>>9682047
Fuck you.

>> No.9682062

>>9682058

WANNA FUCKING A PUNCH?

>> No.9682058

>>9682047
>>9682053
NO FIGHTING

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2012?
I've been at it for over a decade.

>> No.9682070

>>9682059

yo !bar

show us the part where it says you're histrionic

>> No.9682064

>>9682047
go choke on a cock and forget this website.
you don't deserve to be where the glorious oldfags once resided

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>>9682062
Please calm down bully we don't tolerate that kind of reckless use of language. It's very mean and hurtful and people might get hurt if you keep talking like that! Please, think of others.

>> No.9682074

>>9682046

Oh but they do. (Well, not the former, but the latter they do all the time)

Just go to a psychiatrist, and basically complain about an inattentive personality, how much trouble you have focusing on things that are boring to you, and how school was always so much trouble because you couldn't focus on the curriculum due to how little you cared about it.

(Of course don't ever say it in those words)

>> No.9682078

>>9682064
What are you even talking about you loon

>> No.9682086

>>9682069

This has no place on /jp/.
/jp/ is for Touhou and VNs only, not this mundane blogging bullshit.
This whole thread belongs in tumblr or some shit

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>>9682059
>>9682070
Aye, part 2, then.

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>>9681722
>5'5, 255lb
>106 IQ

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>>9682111
And this is it.

>> No.9682124

>>9681884
>doctor tries to help someone who came willingly and desires any assistance
>write a 8 page report on it utilizing all information available and analyzing the most likely prognosis and method of assistance
>some utter retard on /jp/ is still upset about psychiatry and calls these people quacks
>this nerd can't even read properly

I hate you so much I went back and rewrote my prose into greentext because that's all you deserve.

>>9681710 >>9681718 >>9681722 >>9681725 >>9681730 >>9681736 >>9681741 >>9681744
Congrats on the aspergers.

>> No.9682126

>>9682122
>>106 IQ
What are you implying?

>> No.9682129

>>9682122
No, that's fucking morbidly obese.

OP, you need to lose some weight, you fat fuck.

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How do you guys become privy to this info? I bet there's loads of junk written about how cool I am.

>> No.9682141

>>9682130
I'm the second guy, but I vaguely remembered the experience and I stumbled upon the document when we were moving.

>> No.9682161

>>9682141
Neat. I've been drugged and mentally probed since I was 9. Maybe I should do some file-diving.

>> No.9682204

>5'5"
>255 lbs

I'd be depressed too

>> No.9682210

>5'5"
>255 lbs

Would you suck this guys cock or let him suck yours? I'm sure he's posted in some of those threads.

>> No.9682222

>>9681737
Only good post in this thread.

>> No.9682227

>>9682222
I could same the same about you with that snazzy post number.

>> No.9682241

Is there any point in getting an evaluation? Judging by the "symptoms" I have, and what my co-workers keep telling me and my best friend, they all think I'm a sperg. Now is there a point in making it official? I work, so they'll deem me sufficient enough to NOT need autismbux. Would it be for peace of mind?

>> No.9682256

>>9682241

Peace of mind, and a fallback in case you get fired.

>> No.9682250

>>9682241
No, don't bother. Waste of time and money unless you plan to leave your job and apply for SSI. The psychological battery alone takes the better part of a day to do.

>> No.9682253

>>9682124
How much of a clueless neurotypical drone can you be?

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>>9681925
Same here, and I'm definitely not posting mine just so it can be displayed as being on the same rank of all these retards.

Although I will admit I'm around 5'5", I'm at least cute, skinny, and clean-shaven. There's also no asspie jive on my paper; I'm in the 97-99th percentile for like everything. All my skills have "superior" written next to it.

>> No.9682284

>>9682264
You think you're cute but you're probably not.

>> No.9682287

>>9682059
How did you get Miyamoto to evaluate you?!

>> No.9682292

>>9682059
Your name was Shota when you were a shota? Wicked cool.

>> No.9682296

>>9682287
You must first ascend to the top of Fuji-san to accept his wisdom.

>> No.9682302

>>9682287
Oh, sorry. I deleted the posts since I realized I was being a shitposter.
>>9682292
I guessed I missed one. It's an incredibly common Japanese name, so I suppose it doesn't really matter, though.

>> No.9682299

>>9682296
Oh... I thought his dad worked at Nintendo or something.

>> No.9682309

>>9682302
Fellow Japanese-American here. Did you ever deal with annoying kids in class speaking broken Japanese to you, and talking about their shit taste in anime? Felt horrible, man.

>> No.9682311

>>9682302
I would say that Nakao-san is /jp/'s hero before I would say that he is a shitposter. Don't be so hard on yourself. You're around friends.

>> No.9682323

>>9682309
Do you mean fellow Japanese americans that speak shitty Japanese or just random ass people? Fellow Japanese Americans that speak shitty Japanese annoy me a bit, but I don't really mind regular people, I mean, unless they're weeaboos that obsess over me or people like that one mexican kid that insisted that Pokemon was mexican or something.
>>9682311
Now everyone knows who I am.
I guess I should be glad you guys aren't like /b/, though.

>> No.9682368

>>9682323
I wouldn't be so confident if I were you

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/image/SPh6kEdur0qEgRoq_uZhJg/

>> No.9682374

>>9682368
Then I'll just have to pray that /jp/ doesn't hate me.

>> No.9682375

>>9682368
>Foolz

n-no thank you

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>>9682374
Aishiteru

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