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9678416 No.9678416 [Reply] [Original]

If gradeschoolers are so cute why don't you date one?

>> No.9678421

If dicks are so delicious, why don't you suck one? I'll help YOU out!

*whips out dick*

>> No.9678444

Me on the left getting ready to kill some lolis.

>> No.9678545

Because they don't actually cook for you irl.
>Your imouto will never cook for you
>She will want you to cook for her

>> No.9678580

>>9678545
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9678591

>>9678580
My sad reality.

>> No.9678601

Cats are hella cute, that doesn't mean I want to date them.

>> No.9678607 [DELETED] 
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9678607

>date short high schooler
>everybody thinks im dating an elementary school kid
>get arrested
>she actually hated me the whole time and dating me was just a ruse to get me in prison
>mfw posting from prison
>that feel when american master race
>prison guards get on the floor and do the dinosaur
>also mfw i get free room and board
>also free internet
>living the dream

>> No.9678611

>>9678607
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

>> No.9678612

>>9678607
Great greentext story. It almost made me feel like I'm in /r9k/.

>> No.9678617
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>>9678611
>mfw you mad
>mfw you jelly
>that feel when you make dirty NEET neckbeards mad on 4chan while driving a Ferrari and make 6 figures

>> No.9678631

>>9678628
You just want to fuck children you disgusting peedophile

>> No.9678628

>>9678416

Many reasons, such as:

Not 2D.
Not socially acceptable.
Not intellectually stimulating.
Not biologically ready for, or wanting sexual love.

On the other hand, I'd love to raise a cute, well-behaved, lady-like, girl that loved me unconditionally. Stories like Usagi Drop or Blood Alone turn me into an emotional mess, longing for that kind of interaction.

>> No.9678634

>>9678631
Jealous?

>> No.9678637

>>9678631
There's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.9678642
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>>9678634
I'll only be jealous if you actually get to fucking children. Till then you're nobody.

>> No.9678655

>>9678607

Who are you quoting?

Also, I dated a short (4'8") child-like girl in college and no one seemed to care. I did make a cashier give me a scary look once though. She inquired if I was buying something 'for my daughter' and I replied, "if she was my daughter, that would make me a pedophile!" Gosh I'm such an asshole in public.

>> No.9678656

>>9678642
What things would Moetron do to that squid?

>> No.9678662

>>9678655
That doesn't make any sense. You'd still be a "pedophile" even if she wasn't your daughter.

>> No.9678677

>>9678662

Nope, because she was in her 20s, you dork. If she were my daughter she'd be more than 10 years younger. See?

>> No.9678684

>>9678677
>20 years old
>about 140cm
What the fuck? How is that even possible?

>> No.9678690

>>9678684
He's living the dream.

>> No.9678696
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>>9678656
Buy her a shrimp with rice meal.

>> No.9678692

>>9678677
Please don't bully.

>> No.9678695
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9678695

Because I don't want to date one, I just want a kid to look up to me and see me as an Idol, boy or girl it doesn't matter. I want to be that adult they can rely on, that grown up that will help them out with understanding in there time of need. (i'm 25)

I try my best but those little fuckers at bigbrother stuck me with a bad ass kid. after that ordeal I didn't do it again. I want a kid that I can make the life of better without everyone acting weird.

Its because my big brother is gone, we had some fun times when he was alive.

>> No.9678698

>>9678677
Oh yeah I guess.

>>9678692
Please don't parrot forced "memes".

>> No.9678704

>>9678684
sounds like she was a borderline midget.

>> No.9678716

>>9678684

It happens all the damn time... If it didn't, certain professions, such as being a jockey, wouldn't exist in their present forms.

>>9678698

>Oh yeah I guess.

Good. I was hoping you weren't taking the angle of claiming only a pedo would date a short female. That's horribly cruel to the woman involved.

>> No.9678721

I'm dating one. Both her and my parents don't know about it, of course.

>> No.9678725

>>9678721
Have the police found you yet?
Are you two living life on the run to save each other's love?

>> No.9678728

>>9678721
plz upload vids on opva after your done with her remember to do it decent
thx for sharing

>> No.9678726

real gradeschoolers dont look like that pal

>> No.9678737

>>9678725
It's not a crime to love someone, good sir.

>> No.9678770
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9678770

>>9678545

My Chinese cartoons make cooking for your imouto look like a nice thing to do.

>> No.9678786

>>9678716
No, I for some reason thought that you implied that she was very young.

>> No.9678856
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9678856

Floor thread?

Floor thread

>> No.9678862
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>> No.9678871
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9678871

PTHC

google it

>> No.9678872

The subject says it all. I've lost my appetite, can't sleep properly, am emotionally exhausted with it all. I just want to spend all my time with her, see her smile, lose myself in her beautiful brown eyes. And yet the moment she's around I'm all jittery inside and get all tongue-tied. She's an absolute delight, she turns me to mush and her wild swings between playful child and sullen adolescent bounce me in all directions, tear me out of my world and keep me captivated by hers. Why is it that this feeling turns you into the very opposite of what anybody could find attractive - a hapless emotional wreck?

I know she can't reciprocate. At least, it's incredibly unlikely, both because I'm much older and have less appeal than Justin Bieber and the other guys she likes (though quite possibly because it's fashionable to do so rather than because her sexuality is fully fledged). Still, you don't choose who you're attracted to. I'm not sure I care - she likes me, likes being with me, and I care for her deeply. It's just a privilege to be able to be part of her life.

>> No.9678875

>>9678871
Wow, welcome to five thousand years ago, subhum/a/n.

>> No.9678884
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>>9678875
you'd be surprised at how few actually know

>> No.9678890

>>9678884
Typical people don't, and a is filled with typical people.

>> No.9678894

>>9678884
I'm sure everyone here knows it by now, seeing as how often it was mentioned in the past.

>> No.9678896

Because it's wrong in current society, they are brainwashed by their parents, if their parents find out, i'm going to jail.
I don't even have a private flat, still living with my parents.

>> No.9678901
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9678901

>>9678894
Doesn't mean we still shouldn't spread the gospel of rustle

>> No.9678904

Rustles doesn't actually draw anything that can be defined as hardcore though, right?

>> No.9678911

>>9678416

This chapter and the one in the bathroom were pretty good.

>> No.9678912
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>>9678904
Depends. Do you consider underage girls getting fucked hardcore?

>> No.9678918

>>9678912
Does he actually draw that?
Pic or it isn't true.

>> No.9678920

>>9678904
Hardcore is anything that shows more than just breast pretty much

>> No.9678925

>>9678920
I'm getting confused. Are we talking about cat pictures or Rustle?

>> No.9678930
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>>9678925
why not both?

>> No.9678939
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>>9678862
Who was this artist? I used to have a picture tagged with the artists danbooru tag but i lost it in a hdd crash.

>> No.9678946

>>9678939
Could it be the same artist that was already mentioned counless times in this thread?

I wonder.

>> No.9678954

>>9678946

Nope.

>> No.9678966

>>9678946
sorry, missed all the posts after >>9678862 while fishing on danbooru. Thanks.

>> No.9678971
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9678971

>>9678872
Are you going to keep posting or what?

>> No.9678974

>>9678971

What.... Dick in hand, anonymous?

>> No.9678977

>>9678971
I don't see a reason to do so.

>> No.9678990
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9678990

>>9678974
My dick is always in my hand.

Always.

>> No.9679007

A dick in the hand is worth two in the bush.

>> No.9679067

I'd be intimidated because she has more money than I do.

>> No.9679068
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9679068

>>9678990
DUde my dick was in my hand when I read that

>> No.9679082

>>9678416
not removing honorifics is the mark of the shitty translator

>> No.9679087

I started loving a 13 year old

>> No.9679090

>>9679082
Nonsense.

>> No.9679110

>>9679082
Removing honorifics should be done in anime, but not in manga or LNs because honorifics are important in understanding relationships between characters.

>> No.9679128

>>9679087
Why?

>> No.9679136

>>9679110
Just don't fall into the trap of westernizing everything like the diehard faggots like Commie for example. They kill a lot of jokes, puns and vital information by trying to translate literally everything.

>> No.9679155
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9679155

>>9679087

>> No.9679190

Im not sure where's a grade school near me

>> No.9679243
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9679243

My 9 year old imouto wants to have sex with her dear older brother.
She even said "pleease!" and opened her mouth in a cock-goes-here attitude.
So I gave it to her and she pleased me until she was exhausted. Unfortunately, it was too much work for her to make me cum. I sort of feel bad I couldn't reach it faster. She did all this hard work and got no reward.
What can I do to make it up to her, /jp/?

>> No.9679246

>>9679243
The hell. That is not even Russian, is it?

>> No.9679257

>>9679246
It's russian and it looks like a surprisingly good translation.
Normally porn translations make me cringe so fucking hard.

>> No.9679259

>>9679257
Some of the words struck me as odd. My Russian reading skills are pretty horrible.

>> No.9679293

>>9679259
I'm so disconnected from outside and Russia that all of the words strike me as odd.

>> No.9679300

>>9679243
Yeah, it's Russian.
Why do you guys even care?

>> No.9679327

C'est illegal.

>> No.9679350

>>9678872
How did you actually meet this girl?

>> No.9679380

>>9678416
Found: 0 on ExHentai.

[ ! ]

>> No.9679399

>>9679380
The sauce is in the filename you moronic fuck.

>> No.9679440

>>9679399
Don't be mean. People make mistakes.

>> No.9679443

>>9679440
That's not a mistake. That's having a habit of being a lazy retard.

>> No.9679451

>>9679443
Watch your tongue, this is a Christian board.

>> No.9679462

>>9679451
Suck my cock, dude.

>> No.9679466

>>9679451
Can I still be christian if I try to summon a demon?

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>>9679451

>> No.9679476

>>9679451
I thought we were all Taoist

>> No.9679510

>>9679399
>>9679443
Whenever I try to Ex search filenames nothing comes up.
And Exsauce didn't bring up anything So I assume that this isn't even a H Manga.

Not Even H Manga? Reported.

>> No.9679516

>>9679510
You could have just googled it you lazy shit.

>> No.9679525

>>9679510
It is an h-manga you dumb cunt.

>> No.9679554

>>9679510
And people think that being able to get past "sad panda xD" puts them in some sort of elitist club idiots can't just google instructions for.

>> No.9679567

>>9679516
>>9679525
>>9679554
trolled HARD

>> No.9683554

>>9679469
>A-are we pro wrestling?

I laughed hard. Haru's scenes never gets old.

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