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9652806 No.9652806 [Reply] [Original]

If you want to NEET it up in my house you better start worshipping my feet, you worthless trash!

>> No.9652810

If I skinned her and wore her like a suit, how long would it take people to notice?

>> No.9652811

>>9652806

>> No.9652812
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What are you looking at, faggot?

>> No.9652815
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>Alice

>> No.9652817

>>9652810
no one would ever notice because alice has no friends

>> No.9652821

>>9652817
This gives me time to master her magical tomes. If I went out to investigate incidents I might have to leave behind my Alice suit, though. It would not do to have it damaged - there could be a lost traveller or something one of these days, and we have to be hospitable enough.

>> No.9652944

You want me to worship your feet, and you're offering free housing, food and basic utilities such as internet access? I don't know... what else are you throwing on the bargaining table, Alice?

>> No.9652982

>>9652814
>What are you looking at, faggot?
I'm looking at that hole in your wall. What the hell did you do?

>> No.9653001

>>9652806
What would someone have to say to Alice to get her on their good side?

When I go to Gensokyo I don't want any enemies at all, even losers like Alice.

>> No.9653329

>>9653001
Compliment her puppetry.

>> No.9653370

Why is Alice so alone in fanon?

>> No.9653380

Um, did you happen to wash your feet, Alice?

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>>9653370
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Alice_Margatroid#Fanon

>> No.9653483

>>9653370
Creepy obsession with dolls. Just like us.

>> No.9658459

>>9653380
They taste better unwashed.

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