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The day has come /jp/. You can touch your waifu now.

>> No.9623146

Neat.Update me when I can place my penis inside her and get her pregnant.

>> No.9623157

>>9623128
>waifu
>>>/a/

>> No.9623168

>>9623157
NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.9623173

>>9623146
>get her pregnant.
Why would you want to do that?

>> No.9623180

>>9623146
Sperm contains like 37.5MB of data so it shouldn't be too hard to upload

>> No.9623179

>>9623173
So I can watch her stomach slowly expand and shower the fetus with my semen.

>> No.9623181

That's just showing the animation effects applied to a 2D image

>> No.9623187

>>9623184
I would think so

>> No.9623184

>>9623180
Is that per cell?

>> No.9623192

>>9623184
it's like 1 TB per ejaculation so yes.

>> No.9623193

Hurp Durp Furp Lurp lel
alright that's out of the way
http://www.barcodekanojo.com/

>> No.9623198

>>9623192
Where can I torrent ejaculations?

>> No.9623199

>>9623193
Tell me when it's released for a phone OS that respects my freedom.

>> No.9623211
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>>9623199
i respect your freedom

>> No.9623215

>>9623211
Respect this!
*whips out dick*

>> No.9623217
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>>9623199

>> No.9623221

>>9623199
Do any phone OSes respect your freedom? I guess there's the obvious UNIXes that can run on anything, but can you actually get a freedom-respecting phone that works well and lets you run whatever? The Openmoko stuff uses some proprietary hardware and BIOS.

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>>9623215
o-okay..

>> No.9623239

I want this so much

>> No.9623253

>>9623239
It's out on android and iphone and it's free, what the fuck are you waiting for nerd

>> No.9623265

>>9623253
I am NEET without a phone

>> No.9623283

>>9623265
You can emulate Android

>> No.9623326

>>9623173
Because the purpose of sex is making babies? Or are you one of those people who want to stick their penis into a woman just because it feels good? You disgust me.

>> No.9623339

>>9623326
Woah dude, this is an otaku culture board go be catholic somewhere else

>> No.9623346

>>9623339
Take your lewdness back to >>>/soc/.

>> No.9623361

;_; she crashes when I connect to the internet. Maybe my ipod too old...

>> No.9623367

>>9623361
Using improper grammar to attempt to look cute just makes you look like a fucking mouthbreather

>> No.9623368
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9623368

Well, there goes the human race. Soon the population will be low enough for the gubmint to take total control.

>> No.9623385
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9623385

I wish I could do lewd stuff in it.

>> No.9623411

>>9623385
You could make her follow your penis around the screen.

>> No.9623419

Which one of you vector/polygon wizards is going to create my waifu?

>> No.9623427
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9623427

>HAHA SUCK IT 3D BITCHES, NOW I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE!
>Give them 10 more years and we will be able to have sex with our waifus, and maybe even make them pregnant. GLORIOUS NIHON!

First time I agree with Youtube comments.

>> No.9623450

I don't have a phone, where can I find the apk?

>> No.9623512

>>9623450
App Store

>> No.9623585

I'm just thinking how creepy/awesome a house full of these with cameras that track your movement would be.

>We're WAtchINg yOU oNNIII-chan~

>> No.9623609

>>9623411
Thanks for the spoiler man. My child could have seen that lewd word.

>> No.9623623

>>9623181
No, it's not.

Is one still image and the movement is made on the go by the software depending on your actions, thats why they uploaded a video about that

>> No.9623650

>>9623585
>Onii-chan, come play with me!
>Why are you looking at those other girls? Don't you love me?
>I want to be with you forever, Onii-chan! Those can never love you as much as I do!
>O-onii-chan, y-you can touch me wherever you want...s-so please come back!
>Onii-chan...onii-chan...
>You don't really care about me do you, onii-chan?
>Onii-chan?
>*shiku shiku*
>Please say something! Please touch me and tell me that you love me!
>I can't live in a world without onii-chan...
>*shiku shiku*
>UNINSTALLING IMOUTO.EXE. DELETE PREFERENCES AND CACHE (Y/N)?

>> No.9623651

>>9623650
who are you quoting?

>> No.9623655

>>9623651
I'm obviously quoting >>9623585's imouto program that stalks you throughout your house.

>> No.9623658

>>9623655
Sorry but quoting doesn't work like that here.

>> No.9623659

what do I search to find this on the android play store?

>> No.9623662

>>9623658
Actually, that is the correct way of quoting.

>> No.9623668

OP, and/or other /b/tards basically identical with the OP (there are a lot of /b/tards), has been spamming this all over /a/ as well.

>> No.9623667
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>>9623662
>>9623658

You guys gonna duke it out and shed some blood?

>> No.9623670

>>9623662
According to /a/sp/v/. Maybe you should head back there to spin your epic greentext stories.

>> No.9623671 [DELETED] 

>>9623668

What the touch "waifu" thing? I posted a link in a thread last night on /a/ as well just to help derail a already terrible thread. Does that make me a /b/tard? I'm sorry!

>> No.9623672

>>9623670
There's a difference between quoting dialog and quoting actions.

>> No.9623679

>>9623672
Not really.

>> No.9623681

>>9623671
No, they've been posting multiple simultaneous threads, apparently. They only do that for spams that are supposedly "/a/-related."

>> No.9623723
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>>9623659

It's called Shizuku Talk. Just downloaded it and she's pretty cute.

Anyone better versed in runes care to tell me what this menu says?

>> No.9623731

>>9623723
thanks!!!!!

>> No.9623756
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9623756

It's so cute when she opens and closes her mouth randomly!

>> No.9623763

>>9623681
It's been going on for a long time, they post the same exact thread in /a/ and /jp/ (and probably /v/), especially any threads that try to figure out why /a/ or /jp/ are shit, and which one is worse.

>> No.9623766

>>9623723
It changes her lines relevant to what it says there. The first one is like the default greeting lines, the second one is an explanation of the paid lines, the third one is some kind of notification, the fourth one is some kind of introduction, the fourth is a "word of the day", and the fifth is a seasonal "things you think of in spring".

More lines should become available if you let her access the internet. Various seasonal things, news items, this day in history, etc.

>> No.9623767

>>9623723

I need to somehow get a phone for stuff like this! Every time I get an ipod touch, it gets stolen.

>> No.9623780

aaaaaaarrrrgggghhh it pisses me off that I only understand about 45% of what she is saying. screw you bilingual people!

>> No.9623782
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9623782

How is that even different from regular polygons? It's just a framework to make your own ones, right? They should stop with that 2D/3D bullshit. It's about as much 2D as these guys over here.

>> No.9623788

I wish you could customize them.
Not saying she's not cute but
she ain't my waifu

>> No.9623802

>>9623788
http://www.live2d.jp/product/modeler/
Just 18,800円.

>> No.9623804

>>9623346
The describtion is kinda scary and made me think it's a radio show by a real girl using a anime girl avatar

>> No.9623818

I don't need to touch my waifu. I am my waifu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvievLytmrs

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>>9623818

>> No.9623834

>>9623802
>18,800円.
Thanks
Maybe someday
but not today

>> No.9623836

>>9623723

Sauce?

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9623843

Will she die if I turn my mobile phone off?

>> No.9623848

more here

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=CELSYS,Inc.&start=0

>no android phone ;_;

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>>9623802
Or you download the trial.

Anyway, It's shitty. I don't see the point if you know even the most basic 3D modelling. Go get 3DS/Blender/Maya/whatever and some animu shaders instead.

>> No.9623857

>>9623766

Thank you! I gotta stop being so lazy and learn to read more than just kana...

>> No.9623859

>>9623856

>Garbage in, Garbage out.
Learn2art, looks like you're trying to draw for a highway code book.

>> No.9623865

>>9623856
So, what's up with the trial? I bet it doesn't let you save or something, right?

>> No.9623866

>>9623723

There a PC version of this? I'm only finding Andriod and Iphone.

>> No.9623881

APK file please.

I found nothing in moeapk.

>> No.9623892

>>9623866
I'm pretty sure it's only iphone and android. You can emulate android on your computer though.

>> No.9623894

What's her deal with tomatoes ?

Anyway, I don't know how but I got her to talk nonstop, it's addicting.

>> No.9623902

So when is someone going to use this to make some 2hus?

>> No.9623905

>>9623894

Stream required for lazy people

>> No.9623935

The Dell XPS13 got a Face-identification in Beta.
They could tell Sennheiser to do a face-to-face sound.
LG and Panasonic in charge of a full-3d perspective monitor in absolute resolution.
Let's say that Microsoft and Sony in charge of making some kind of running machine that rotates 360, so we could walk around in the environment.
And this for user interface.

How hard can it be?

>> No.9623960

>>9623935

`soon`

>> No.9623964

Doesn't anyone remember the Kirino app that did this? You could poke her and stuff and she would get all tsun tsun

>> No.9623980

>>9623935
>Let's say that Microsoft and Sony in charge of making some kind of running machine that rotates 360, so we could walk around in the environment.
Or just this and some kickass VR visor plugged to some nice headphones.

>> No.9623985

>>9623848
those are hardly the same

>> No.9624057

>>9623964

No, but I want it! I loves me some Kirino.

>> No.9624075

>>9624057
>>9623964
https://itunes.apple.com/jp/app/ore-no-imouto-ga-konnani-kawaii/id403671069

>> No.9624105

>>9624075

I tried to make an account using my real birth day (I'm 20) and now it always says I don't meet the age requirement, even when changing the year

>> No.9624110

>>9624105

>(I'm 20)

Get out while you still can.

>> No.9624393

>>9624075

Shit, that's why I couldn't find it. I was looking for it on Android. Shame, looks cute as hell.

>> No.9624458

>>9624393
Well, I can't find this one on the app store, so I guess we are even?
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.co.a_tm.moeyu

>> No.9625926

You guys can't be this ass-backwards not to know this. The technology's old as HELL and you should feel bad about it if you only know this yesterday.

>> No.9627117

Are there any apps like OPs where you can do lewd things to the girl? The touchscreen interface seems perfect for that sort of thing.

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>> No.9627204

What's a waifu?

Some kind of joke term from 2007? I thought people stopped using that seriously years ago.

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>>9623128
Why does she always make such an upset face?

>> No.9627224

>>9627217
She doesn't want some random guy touching her, she's saving herself for her husbando.

>> No.9627234

>>9627199
"filthy peasant"

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>>9623146
>Update me when I can place my penis inside her and get her pregnant.
Did you miss the memo?

>> No.9627523

Yeah this is cool, they look at you, but you were able to touch the idols how long ago? 7 years now I think.

Arcade version was a touch screen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcEXaaUd6Dw

Anyway, you get it. Poor Yayoi ;_;

>> No.9627616

>>9627234
Please add this to the image.

>> No.9627648

>>9623253
Android? I'm sorry for this, but could you provide a link? I can't find it anywhere.

>> No.9627673

Is there any barcode kanojo for android?

>> No.9627690

>>9627234
>>9627616
"you filthy weaboo" would be good, as well

>> No.9627702

Very nice. But we need realistic AI for real waifu interaction.

>> No.9627735

Why are they acting like this is something new? We've had the technology to do this for years and the knowledge for decades. It's not like it takes any 2D picture and animates it for you, you have to draw the picture and then make a model on top of it for the software to use.

>> No.9627946

>>9627735
They aren't acting like they have done something new. They have merely refined something. They themselves have had cruder version of the technology available for years already.

The main thing of their presentation is actually about making it easy to use even for people with no special 3D modelling/animation experience.

>> No.9628016

>>9627702
>realistic AI

it will ruin her

>> No.9628066

>>9628016
Believable AI, then.

>> No.9628078

>>9628066
Demure AI.

>> No.9628916

>>9623253
What the hell is this thing called on the android marketplace? I can't find it.

>> No.9629148

>>9628916

It's called Google Play store now. Here's the link anyway. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.cybernoids.shizuku&feature=search_result#?t=W25
1bGwsMSwyLDEsImpwLmN5YmVybm9pZHMuc2hpenVrdSJd

>> No.9629528

it works best on those with artistic sense.

>mfw when i don't have that.
>mfw when no face.

fuck my life

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9633932

well thanksto this thread i have a 20 euro app now with a virtuall anime girlfriend....i like her already i hope its something serious

>> No.9634018

>>9633932
Please fuck off forever, fuggin son of a bitch.

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