/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, wanna see my room? Also, room/desk thread?

[Anonymous No.]

is that cirno?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm never sure if these threads are /jp/ related.

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What's the point if every room is the same petty bourgeoisie crap full of materialist shit and a little messed up to give it a little "neet" flare? Tell me what is the point, bourgeoisie.

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>>9621848
Yes. Also, here's #2.

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My room is disgusting and boring

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>>9621855
Bourgeoisie is the point, you cretin. Some of us have higher ambitions than being a poverty-level NEET. Some of us are working towards being wealthy NEETs. Is that a problem, lower-class scum?

Also I'm half kidding. I guess.

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>>9621861
Huh, I think that's the first time I've ever seen someone with a dell speaker bar. Is it any good?

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>>9621867
My netbook is a slow piece of shit.

I have some nicer things though.

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>>9621869
It's nothing special, but it's nice for general PC sound when I don't feel like wearing my headphones.

I actually have foobar2000 with ASIO set up so I don't need to change any setting right now.

It only cost £12 on eBay so I thought why not.

U2410 btw.

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should probably clean under the desk sometime, but I can't bother to.

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>>9621855
So true. It makes me want to post my "room" to show these pigs who is the boss of this board.

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Not very weeaboo on my part. I mean, kinda. I guess you could call it that if you wanted, it wouldn't really bother me or anything.

Also that is a stuffed peep. Peeps are great.

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Dunno if I should post this.

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inb4 milk

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>>9621843

Why don't you eat some real food and not shit like junk and energy drinks?

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>>9621867
>Some of us are working towards being wealthy NEETs

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Just dragged my bed across the room so I can chill on it while browsing /jp/

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>>9621880

Having a TV at that angle seems absolutely horrible.

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>>9621887
I only ever watch it from bed.

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almost to the end I think

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>>9621855
The point is to be a 17-year-old epic roleplayer who wants to fit in with a picture of his room.

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>>9621875
Hah, I was just considering getting it for when I don't want to wear headphones (people in my room/straight out of the shower etc) and I thought it might be a pain in the arse switching audio settings every time. Guess that's not the case, I hadn't heard of ASIO before. If I see one for less than £20 on ebay I think I'll get it now, I could do with some speakers and it'd be nice having something that didn't clutter my desk up any more than it is.

btw, >>9621851 here with a u2711.


>>9621880
>Mismatched furniture
>Grotty floor
>Half-empty shelves
>Kitchen things in bedroom
This is like the archetypical rented student room, but you've got a wall-mounted TV that no landlord would ever allow. What's up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a room

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>>9621913
I live with my parents.

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>>9621913
Who the fuck are you quoting?

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>>9621897
First, I don't have that obnoxious word in my vocabulary anymore. Second, I've no delusions regarding my appearance.

Unrelated, if anyone could translate this moonscratch, I would be amazed at your handwriting analysis abilities.

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Holy shit all of your rooms are clean ive got 17 beer bottles and cum tissues all around my desk

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>>9621922
...and by this moonscratch, I meant the name or first word in the recipe card. Because it looks like Toulas or something. Fucking worse than recaptcha phrases.

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>>9621926
I tend to spend a lot of time in my room, so naturally, I'd want it to be clean. It's not quite to the level of cleanliness I'd like it to be at, but I am fairly lazy for someone in my family, so what can I say?

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>>9621920
>still using that /v/ meme this late in the game

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>>9621936
y-y-y-ou just lost the GAME!
*rips off dick*

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>>9621874
Nice cock ring dude. Does it feel good?

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>>9621929
Toula's Greek Wedding Soup.
My moonscratching is a dozen times worse. The whole text is easy to understand if you have bad handwriting yourself.

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I can't help but think that people who start these threads and post their rooms are massive douches who always are screaming "WOOOO" and getting drunk with other douchebros. You guys give off that vibe.

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>>9621936
What are you quoting about?

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>>9621951
you're not the only one? I just didn't post about it but now that you brought it up he did post replys to himself acouple times, probably wants attention. btw the guys who yell woo when drunk probably dont get drunk that often

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>>9621942
Thank you. It's for a cookbook that I'm doing the text entry and formatting for.
>>9621945
Oh, did I leave that in there? Sorry. It's alright I guess.
>>9621951
Nah man, I hang out with my brother every once in a while and smoke a little while taking it easy, but I'm not one of those wild drinkers. Besides, even if I drank over smoking, I would do it in my room, alone. I don't like drinking around loud obnoxious people that I don't care about.

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>>9621951
What about the posters?

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>>9621957
Which posters, the maps, the nature posters, or the weeab shit?

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>>9621951
Nice projecting, douchebro

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>>9621951
I beg to differ. We're talking about sad lonely fucks here, not high-fivin' linebackers

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>>9621963
The people who post their rooms in this thread. That's what I meant by posters.

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>>9621969
Oh, my mistake. Sorry.

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>>9621967
If you were sad and lonely, would you be posting pictures of your room on 4chan?

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>>9621855

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>>9621967
>>9621951

Not everyone on /jp/ is an attention loving douche, and not all NEET's are sad and lonely.
Some of just enjoy the peace and quiet.

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>>9621980
I guess if I were sad and lonely, I probably wouldn't be very happy with how my room looked, and wouldn't want other people to see me. At least that's how I usually tend to feel when I want to mope, which isn't often.
>>9621978
To be fair, I'm the OP and I do like attention. But I also like generating threads like this so other people can post their rooms and we can kind of compare amongst one another.

I mean, a lot of things people say or do are stemmed in some manner of selfishness. Is that really such a bad thing?

Also peace and quiet is something I enjoy.

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>>9621978
im sad and lonely been up all night but i cant be bothered to post pics of my filthy room

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>>9621843
Hey OP, I take those same gummy vitamins. Also, post your wallpaper?

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>>9621967
We're talking about sad, lonely fucks who want to be high-fivin' linebackers.

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>>9621987
>To be fair, I'm the OP and I do like attention.
Thank you for your honesty.
>But I also like generating threads like this so other people can post their rooms and we can kind of compare amongst one another.
Your mother said that she doesn't like it when I compare her to other women.

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>>9621997
I just searched the artist on gelbooru. I'm still far behind in my study of moon runes to be able to use pixiv efficiently. Also if they're the ones at the desk, I'm taking those. If they're in the corner though, those ones melted into a giant blob in the sun and I tore it up into a bunch of smaller blobs in a failed attempt to still use them. I just haven't thrown them out yet.

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>>9621951
>>9621951
Gimme a fumofist bro.

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>>9622006
cirno looks so smock weede erday 420

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>>9622002
My mother is a fine and upstanding citizen sir. Please do not speak ill of her.

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>>9622012
That would explain the stupidity after all. Isn't that also fanon in some circles?

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>>9622006
Thank you.
And yeah, I meant the ones on the desk. The last bottle I bought was already all stuck together when I first opened it, not too bad though.

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>>9622043
Laughed way harder than I should have.

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>>9622006

That face, wow

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>>9622043
fukken saved

[Anonymous No.]

I need a new keyboard, /jp/. Currently using this piece of shit.

Please advise.

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>>9622059
Filco Majestouch anything.
Cherry MX
- blues if you type a lot
- brown if you game + type a lot
- blacks/reds if you play games most of the time

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>>9622064
>Filco Majestouch

Ohh, I don't have that kind of money any more. That's 1/3rd the cost of my computer.

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>>9622061
I like how it's in a corner. It must be very comfortable in such a spot.

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>>9622070

Budget? What do you like? Quiet keys?

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>>9622070
Go to a thrift store, pick up a model M for 10 bucks. They last forever, and they're just as good as any overpriced mechanical.

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>>9622064
I have blues. Prior to this I was using a first gen G15. I've gotta say, typing on this thing is amazing. Typing just feels good to do now and the sound is soothing to boot.

The only downside is that on a membrane keyboard a lot of my keystrokes aren't recorded because I don't press down the button fully.

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/g/ guide for those who are interested

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>>9622064
I'd say red for everything if you play STGs at all.

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>>9622082
Highest I'll go is $70. Honestly I only want for my keys to frigging work when I want them too. Some of my keys don't respond when I have other buttons held down like for when I'm playing my online fighting games.

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>>9622096
Check out a noppoo choc mini. You can press every key at once with no problems, it's the cheapest new mechanical you can get, and you can pick from any cherry switch.

If you don't really care about they type of key, get a model M or similar early 90s mechanical for cheap, clean the contacts with some alcohol and you're golden.

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>>9622096
Hmm, there's Razer Blackwidow if you really want a mechanical... but it's so flashy and the build isn't too great. A Model M would be nice, if you can acquire one.

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>>9622108
I can't do minis. I don't like the key placement on them and how nothing is spaced, I prefer full sized keyboards at least.

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>>9622105
>A Model M would be nice, if you can acquire one.
2KRO makes 2hu self-torture.

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>>9622119
I think that QPad sells the cheapest decent full-size mechanicals with 6KRO here in Scandinavia. The cheaper model without all the light shit cost about 70€.

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>>9622128
Finland's not in Scandinavia.

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If I ever get the money, I will be buying these keys. They look neat.

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>>9622155
unconventional

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>>9622155

Pleb

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>>9622166
That doesn't look tasty though. The keys in the other pic look like they'd taste great.

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>>9622143
Alright, I'll just type Sweden next time.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is full /a/ plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

What ever happened to root cellar and attic anon? Did they die?

[Anonymous No.]

I got my own bedroom recently, no more living room for me.

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>>9622296
Nice! Can I come over?

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>>9622300
B-but I don't even know you. You could be a rapist or a bully.

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>>9622304
I will bully you with my penis

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>>9622304
Then invite me over too and I can protect you from anon2 if he tries any rough stuff

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>>9622310

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e/b/in /soc/ thread

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>>9622314
Not a choice faggot. I am going to butter your ass with my penis milk and bleed you like a camel.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok you guys finally convinced me after all those threads, mastertouch 2 beige with red cherry is on its way.

Improving your life step by step with /jp/.

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>>9622296
I know a Smilodon case when I see one.

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>>9622094
What a load of shit.

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What does /jp/ think of this keyboard?

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>>9621843
Just noticed, what the hell is that weird Peep on your desk? Like really, where'd you get it? And what the fuck is it made out of? I want to know bad, please answer.

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>>9622318
Cool shitstain on the chair dude.

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>>9622318
Nice panties dude

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>>9622322
Surprise, it's a /g/ guide.

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>>9622319
It's a good case, I've had it for years and it still runs quiet and cool.

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>>9622318
Disgusting chair, I bet it smells bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Old picture but I sold my phone so I won't be able to take a new one for a while.

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>>9622332
BY GAMERS FOR GAMERS EPIC GAMING/10

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>>9622332

You only need a $20 keyboard to play touhou

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>>9622355
I use a PS/2 emachines keyboard that I found in a closet. I works very well for a piece of shit manufacturer.

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>>9622334
You're lucky I'm still up. It's a stuffed Peep that I got with an easter promotional peeps candy box at some nearly empty department store. It's the same place that I got that giant green fuzzy six-sided die that's next to my night stand with alarm clock and final fantasy tactics stuff.

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>>9622367
PS/2 is a good thing.

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>>9622355
There aren't any $20 mechanical keyboards that aren't also 500 years old. I also need usb 2.0 ports on my keyboard, detachable keypad and backlight because I am a pleb.

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>>9622386
>because I am a pleb.

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>>9622355
You only need a male dick wired to a PS/2 port to play Touhou.

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>>9622383

>I also need usb 2.0 ports on my keyboard, detachable keypad and backlight because I am a pleb.

Why

[Anonymous No.]

Rather old pic, but does the same thing.

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>>9622344

I like your mouse.

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>>9622395
Mine has the same colors right now. I also used to have a 6Gv2 before I got myself a Filco with browns.

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>>9622391

That's like saying "I need muh leg room because I'm an American." That's not explaining anything.

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>>9622395
us gamers lol XD

Come back when you can afford professional hardware, kiddo.

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>>9622406
Maybe he still looks at the keys when he types, I do most of the time.

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>>9622408
>professional hardware

Trackball? Intellimouse 3.0?

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>>9622408

I'm Norwegian.
Well, steelseries is professional gaming gear.
Also, peripherals doesn't make the player.

Post a pic of your setup in your mothers basement, if you're so rich.

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>>9622424
Who cares about ricing keyboards and mice? Take your circlejerking back to /g/.

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>>9622424
>gaming

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>>9622406
Okay here's why. Keep in mind that I am a 500 pound bedridden amerilord. Not really but it's something I want you to imagine.

Backlight - so I can find my keyboard in the dark. Since I often type with my keyboard on my lap while laying down and put it away when I go to sleep, it "moves" alot.

Detachable keypad/no keypad - because keyboard is uncomfortably long with the keypad and I barely use it anyway.

USB 2.0 ports on keyboard - so I can connect my mouse to it, as my computer itself is farther away and I don't like locating my mouse in the dark, I'd rather just connect it to the keyboard and pull it to myself if I can't find it.

These are my actual real reasons and I'm not joking or being ironic.

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>>9622427
I wasn't the one complaining about me being poor and not having "professional" peripherals, poorfag.

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>>9622424
>professional gaming gear
Are you fucking serious? You've bought a ton of stupid shit with LEDs that's horribly overpriced.

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>>9622424
>gaming
Yeah no. I use my keyboard for typing. You know, productive stuff.

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>>9622437
I know you're shitposting, but at least try a little.

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>>9622443

>Productive
>4chan

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Well this was a fun thread, until it devolved into retarded /g/ circlejerking.

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>>9622445

Tons of leds?
The only led is on the back of the mouse, and the scroll wheel.

I understand you cant afford it, no need to be upset.

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Anime fags are such fucking retard, it's not even funny.

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>>9622452
It was shit from the very beginning.

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>>9622436
>Backlight - so I can find my keyboard in the dark

Constantly using a monitor in the dark like that might be bad for your eyes

[Anonymous No.]

Here's my desk covered in expensive garbage that barely offers any difference from shit you can pick up for 5 bucks other than minor comfort, please respond and tell me what an absolute turd I am.

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>>9622454
It's okay, don't worry about me. I already reduced the brightness on my monitor anyway.

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>>9622436
>Keep in mind that I am a 500 pound bedridden amerilord.
my sides, you made my day

Anyway, how about getting a backlit tenkeyless (no keypad) mechanical keyboard. And an extension cable for your mouse?

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>>9622456

Love the keyboard!
So small and compact.

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>>9622456
I didn't think anyone used trackball mice.

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>>9622464
Please suggest one. Also, as reason stated before, I really prefer plugging my mouse into my keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

Most of you have disgusting rooms. Hope this happens to you.

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>>9622479
>worst diagnosis imaginable

I don't know, I can imagine worse. This just sounds like a minor inconvenience.

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>>9622479
Stop bullying.

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>>9622469
It looks really small in that picture because my mouse and headphones are both massive.
>>9622470
I wish people could understand how great they are, but most people have only experienced the horrible old ones with gunked up rollers and mechanical detection instead of optical. They're really fun to use, and just as precise as a normal mouse.

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>>9622479
>worst diagnosis imaginable
>had been dwelling inside her for the past five days

I don't see the horror. First off, it's one of those jumping spiders that aren't poisonous and doesn't bite, and second of all, it's not like it can live a symbiotic relationship by being inside a human, and after a few weeks the spider would have naturally died.

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>>9622482
Shut the fuck up, autist.

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>>9622489
I've got a symbiotic relationship inside your mom

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>>9622479
I've got a bad case of itchy asshole. Is there a spider living inside my ass?

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>>9622495
but symbiotic implies give and take, in both directions. that can't be possible

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>>9622452
Poor and jealous people that called out others for owning semi-expensive things were the ones that "ruined" this /soc/ thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I come into these threads and save pictures of other people's rooms in hopes that one day I will come into some money and use the pictures for ideas on how to arrange mine.

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>>9622499
She supplies me with pleasure and I supply her with semen.

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>>9622475
There is at least one I've seen before, you can probably google it. Anyway, try to learn touch typing, you won't need a backlight after that (that's what I did). And you'll type twice as fast.

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>>9622509
>learn touch typing

But I don't look at my keyboard at all.

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>>9622541

Do you also shit your bed

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>>9622541
Then why do you need a backlight? Can't you just use the num lock led to locate the keyboard?

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>>>/g/
>>>/soc/

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>>9622547
Too small and dim

>>9622548
Of course not. I get up and go to the toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

My desk is really plain, but check out that SUPER COOL Alphonse figure there.
My sister got it for me for my birthday since I like them Chinese cartoons. The thought was sweet so he's been my desk buddy ever since.

I really should get me one of them 2hu figures someday... Someday....

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>>9622574
Your sister is a shitty weeaboo secondary.

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>>9622561
The ones on the brown switch filco keyboards are strong as fuck. Anyway, if you remove the backlight requirement, you can get much better quality mechanical keyboards (since most backlight keyboard are gamer shit quality keyboards).

Either you can attach a small led onto the keyboard and wire it to be powered by the keyboard usb. Or you can hang a (very dim) lamp on the wall behind you, reducing eye strain from the screen. Or you can just use your hands to search for the keyboard in the darkness.

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>>9622581
I know, I know...

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>>9622583
You're right, I guess I could do away with the backlight. It's just so much more convenient and I prize convenience even above quality built keyboards. I can't stand any light sources other than my keyboard and monitor so having a lamp won't do.

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>>9622615
god, I can imagine walking into a bedroom, the floor covered with macdonalds, the bed holding some fat blob of a human with a computer on top of him and a horrible stetch of filth in the air and your nervous look as you fumble for your keyboard in fear.

how horrible.

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Am I NEET enough?

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>>9622648
My room is neat, I keep it clean. I haven't eaten fast food in years. I'm glad you have an energetic, active imagination but please don't exert yourself too hard!

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>>9622661
We have the same chair and headphones.

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What happened to you /jp/? Where's all the floor shitters? Instead we have rich losers that go for contemporary bullshit like >>9622661
>>9621886
>>9621880
>>9621851
Where's the chaotic design of random figurines placed with no real design or order? Where's the piss bottles and moldy beds that haven't had their sheets washed in years?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is more normal than I thought.

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>>9622676
Mah nigger.

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>>9622679
truNEETs don't have phones or cameras to show their rooms with.

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I'm not truNEET, I'm trying to get a job and finding it a huge challenge to get out of my room and do things like change the sheets every so often or brush my teeth everyday, I'm back into the habit of showering/bathing atleast once a week (no longer once a month)

once I get a job, I will be able to buy fumofumos and become "truneet" like you guys

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>>9622677
OP here, I'll say it again; I spend a lot of time in my room, why would I want to live in filth? I find my sub-par cleanliness already negatively effects my lifestyle, so why would I let it get worse? There's being a recluse, then there's being a prideless slob. Distinguish yourself from your perception of the NEET lifestyle you see through /jp/ and just be yourself and take it easy.

I'll do me, you do you, kinda mentality, ya know?

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>>9622712
Instead of doing yourself, can you do me instead?

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>Where's the chaotic design of random figurines placed with no real design or order? Where's the piss bottles and moldy beds that haven't had their sheets washed in years?

They grew up and got jobs / their parents died and they had to get jobs
It will happen to you too!

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>>9622717

not really, it's just /g/ showing off again.

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>>9622725
never been to /g/ more than for the occasional tech question
>>9622716
Not into most humans on an intimate level, and I'm not going to go out of my way to find ones that I am into.

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>>9622712
Your room isn't really offensive compared to rooms like >>9621861.

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>>9622725
/g/ never shows off they are the pride of technology culture and knowledge.

Knowledge = Power, they are powerful hackers making the world free.

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>>9622737
>that feel when a cute /jp/sies rejects you

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>>9622737
I want to slowly step on that thing

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>>9622743
>>>/v/

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>>9622717
http://www.finlex.fi/en/laki/kaannokset/1999/en19990731.pdf
Section 19

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>>9622750
Go back to playing in the snow, finnscum.

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>>9622749
My room fucking suck, but how is it offensive?

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>>9622758
There's sunlight permeating through every square inch, you have a smartphone, and I'm going to assume you have a job considering there's a car out front and you have your own room.

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>>9622743
I'm not cute. I'm obsessed with self improvement, but have only come so far. I'm still an acne covered, pale-skinned /jp/er that has little equity or accomplishments worth writing home about.

My humor's 90% self-aggrandizing in person which is why I avoid most social situations but make a great doormat at my [spoilers]job

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>>9622761
That's my Mum's car and I'm in my Mum's house.

I work part time at a DIY store, 24 hours a week. 1/3rd of my wages goes on rent.

It's not much of a life, but perhaps better than people without jobs - although I envy them.

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>>9622749
Well now that I actually had time to look, (sorry, was busy) there's not much wrong with that setup, there's just not much /jp/ about it.

When I think /jp/, I think a good mix of shut-ins and creative people. In my baseless opinion, most desks owned by prolific creators tend to be cluttered. Mine is currently fully clean and organized, but still rather cluttered. Having an empty desk says you have an empty mind too, and I ain't down with that.

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>>9622768
That sounds cute as fuck, let's have sexual intercourse.

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>>9622782
What about us truNEET that sleep on the floor? I don't have a desk.

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>>9622768
I am over weight and have a beautiful clean face. I am the 1%

[Anonymous No.]

>sorry, was busy

>busy
>NEET

pick one faglord.
You're starting to piss me off with your judgmental bullshit and now you're spiting hipster creative emo crap too.
GTFO

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>>9622749
I know he is using irc shit.
But what board is he browsing? Should we report him?

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>>9622778
I dunno about that...
>>9622761
What do you think I took all those photos of my room with? Having a smart phone is great, I can remote access my netbook and set it to download doujins from that place I go that gives me money to do menial tasks. I'm able to do that because I work for a hotel that has wifi. Basically, when nobody's talking to me, it's like I haven't left home, I've just switched computers.

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>>9622788
Use your cardboard as a desk. >>9622011
Be creative, you dont have to buy ikea shit.

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>>9622794
Why will nobody accept my feelings?

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It was only a matter of time until this becomes a gay as hell /soc/ thread.

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>>9622792
Looks like /tg/.

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>>9622799
I don't have frills like cardboard.

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>>9622812
Rate me /jp/~~~~

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>>9622684
This. There's really no reason to have a camera for someone who never leaves the house.

My room is nothing but a sea of piss bottles and empty shipping boxes that sit at about shoulder's height. My desk got buried so I had to move my computer to my bed where there was still room to live. It's a real slacker's paradise, complete with rotting futon, and boarded over windows and everything.

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>>9622817
10/10
Otacool

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>>9622797
It's unfortunate you feel that way. I believe one can lead a life that is mostly spent in solitude and still remain busy and fulfilled, rather than mope about being bored all day and night.
>>9622789
Most of my acne is just because I've been too lazy to change my sheets in the past few days. Sloth is the cause of this sort of thing, take note if any of you care.
>>9622788
Sleeping on the floor is terribly uncomfortable to me. Why not sleep on a futon or a couch instead, or a bed if you can manage to find one. They're much better for the longterm-minded NEET.
>>9622812
Just calm down and take it easy; nobody's asking for anyone else's contact info. It's just supposed to be a fun thread. If you don't like it, find butthurt reaction images to post or something. At least those are funny, as far as shitposting goes.

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>>9622817
>PAL games

>>9622792
But I own a PC Engine. And it's /g/.

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>>9622817
is that green stuff on the end that drink with the bits of fruit or whatever? My mom bought it for me once

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>>9622823
When I say I sleep on the floor I mean an authentic nippon futon I imported.

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>>9622828
No, after drinking it I am very sure it is just dirt water from forest floor, it tastes like that.

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>>9622823
Wow, no one fucking cares. Go blog on the NEET thread about it.

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>>9622823
Why are you ignoring me?

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>>9622817
>skipbeat
Back to >>>/a/ sis.

[Anonymous No.]

the lack of onaholes is disturbing

[Anonymous No.]

Look at all those disgusting /a/ shit tier anime scrolls

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>>9622831
Oh ok. The stuff I got was juice and was tasty.

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>>9622824
I bet you're one of those pantsumen retards.

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>>9622845
You bet.

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>>9622823
>At least those are funny, as far as shitposting goes.
It would be hilarious if you thought this thread was not "shitposting". Or rather what the thread has become thanks to attention whoring fucks like yourself.

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>>9622845
There's nothing wrong with men who like pantsu you homo.

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>>9622844
I love the remon tea drink but ocha is fucking disgusting, I bet they just dump bottles into forest puddles and fill them up.

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>>9622836
you don't like shoujo.. what a homo.

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>>9622850
Take your /soc/ circlejerk back to your shithole of an IRC channel.

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>>9622823
Please respond.

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>>9622861
It's not really /soc/ at all, but if you insist.

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>>9622873
Thanks.

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>>9622873
Well you're not really /jp/ at all either so please leave.

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>>9622862
Please leave.
I cannot it easy like this with all these homos and pseudo pig female running around.

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>>9622888
Take it easy dude, just because you don't like shoujo just means you are a shitty person, take pride in that and calm down, ne?

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>>9622895
>ne
>>>/a/

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>>9622895
Stop acting like a total faggot when you post and stop bumping the threads with your contentless posts.

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>>9622904
Why are you so mad /jp/-chan?

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>>9622917
Because you reek of /a/.

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>>9622920
MORE LIKE G/a/Y! :D

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>>9622920
I'm not the Anon you quoted, luckily.

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>>9622923
I know you're shitposting, but at least try a little.

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>>9622917

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>>9622932
been up for 36 hours, I am burned out.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go ahead and post this since she's not.

I know you're here, come out.

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>>9623013
No one cares about that downs syndrome slut.

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>>9623013
Milk is a fucking whore ban this sick filth

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>>9623013
I knew this would come. Luckily the thread is almost dead.

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>>9623029
You're assuming some faglord won't bump the thread.

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>>9623013
milkymilkymilkys room~

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Why the fuck is this thread still here?

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>>9623048
Fucking whore, get out.

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>>9622872
Was in the shower. I'm on a 32 hour uptime schedule to adjust my sleeping time frame. Gonna go out and have some sushi since I've got some spare cash, then will probably check this thread if it's still up when I get home, before I crash.

Don't think much good is gonna come of it though, everyone seems to either think it was shitposting, is shitposting, or will be shitposting at some point in the future. That or they're all busy "ironically" shitposting.

tl;dr, everybody mad.

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/jp/ is not your fucking blog.

>>>/soc/

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>>9623077
Even if this thread is considered shit-tier for /jp/ (like every other thread amirite) I think we can all agree that nobody here wants to be within twenty-seven time zones of /soc/. And that's more time zones than the planet has. Nobody wants to be associated with /soc/. Nobody at all.

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>>9623084
If you don't like their threads then don't post their threads on other boards.

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>>9623063
/q/ accomplished a lot.

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>>9623098
It did. But then all the janitors fucked off again so /jp/ is not moderated anymore yet again. I complained today about it but no one seems to give a shit about it.
>>>/q/126889

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>>9623084
Who gives a shit? /soc/ style whoring leads to boads like /soc/. You are the change.

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>>9621891
That is one tidy room. Seriously.

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>>9623098
Delete Touhou thread, keep this shit.
You guys asked for this. I hope you guys are happy.

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>>9623013
I'm not a regular /jp/ visitor. Could you guys enlighten me, who is "Milky"?

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>>9626778
What are you on about?

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>>9626786
Our down syndrome mascot.

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>>9626795
Any info on him/her? I mean.. you sure have some screenshots or something explaining her autism...

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>>9626808

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>>9626816
hahahahahahhah what the fuck

thanks bro, that was a good laugh.
let the thread die.

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>>9621851
Oh man, Wales bro.
Are you from Swansea by any chance?

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>>9626849
>I wish I was in Wales. ;_;

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>>9626856
Who are you quoting?

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>>9626871
My imaginary friend.

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>>9626856
Why's that? It's not very interesting here, to be honest. It's kind of like a like a watered down New Zealand with out the cool mountains and volcanoes, oh - and every girl is a crack whore.

Then again, I live in Swansea which is a very established city and as such very much like any English city.

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I need some lighting for my room.
Something not too bright, maybe like a red light or something.
Something that gives off a mellow vibe, like a lava lamp or whatever, but not so hippy fagish, something decent.
Any suggestions?

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>>9627363
I have a dark brown lampshade with the open end pointing upwards and I painted the inside brown as well. It gives off a really nice effect, but it is a little dim.

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its nothing special

this is from a few months ago but the only thing thats different is now i have a tablet for osu

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>>9627639
>playing osu with a tablet

oh so your one of those faggots

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All of you people are disgusting, please remove yourselves from /jp/ immediately.

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>>9627639
>FC Bayern

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>9623013

oh look.

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>>9628303
~LeL~ downie bitch in this thread

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hello /jp/

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[Anonymous No.]

Nerds who cannot:

Focus a camera
Clean their room
Stop eating junk food
Stop be British or American

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>>9628580
I am all 4
Am I cool yet

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>>9628303
do you have any siblings? if you do how do they feel about the animes

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>>9628580
I'll stop eating junk food just as soon as they stop making it taste good.

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>>9628588
Stop giving attention whores attention.

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>>9628580
That's pretty rude, I can at least focus.

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Nothing special

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>>9627639
You should be banned for the fact alone that you like something old and boring like soccer.

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>>9627639
Why don't you play osu like a real man?

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>9628588
No, I'm an only child.
As far as I know that is, I don't know my real parents that well. I don't have any siblings that live with me at least.

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spurdo :D spärde :D
pic is my relative :DD
zooey is cute :3
my battlestation is of 4 screens but i not has kamera :D

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>>9628816
lol no one cares

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>>9628819
I do. Post more Milk. We all love you here. The new people from /q/ don't understand our history with you.

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>>9628828
make me fagnerd

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>>9628819
>lol no one cares
>lol
Please return to where you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop supporting astroturfing you retards.

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>>9628825
Yes our rich wonderful history, just like with pigma.

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>>9628839
milk is nothing like Pygma though.
Pygma fucked herself over. Milk's yet to slip.

But I'm waiting for the day.

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E/b/in raid :DDDDD weaboos are kanker xDDDD

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>>9628847
epic spoiler /a/-kun