/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Who Ω here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9614485
source?
something you pulled out of your ass I bet

[Anonymous No.]

I'm π

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>>9614493
Your mom's asshole.

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>>9614502

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Ultramarines

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>>9614502

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

Who κ here?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know, I'm always the leader in any assignments and have a large social sphere. Yet I'm on /jp/, normal build etc.

I work in academic research.

[Anonymous No.]

le epic speciaul snowflake xxxDDDD
luk at me so speciul... LOL
mum loves me and my unique features xD
hahahueha

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>>9614531

le epic blog, bro xD

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>>9614549
>mum loves me and my unique features xD
But mom doesn't loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gamma, i'm le edgy

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>>9614531
Fuck off nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>social butterflies

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Ω Master Race

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Sigma here

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>>9614576
Are you implying that butterflies are gay?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is gama pretending to be omega.

no actual TRU NEET only edgy hipster teens.

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>>9614576
But butterflies are alpha as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

gamma as fuck

epic survey thread

hope meido leaves due to popularity
upvotes if you agree :-D

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>>9614651
Hello friend

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α: Narcissistic
β: Histrionic
γ: Borderline/Schizotypal
δ: Schizoid
ω: Antisocial

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α: Niggers
β: Jews
γ: Monky feces
δ: Lemons
ω: Keys

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>>9614485
I'm a gamma, but whoever threw in the "Hipsters/edgy teens" shit is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Me. I just want to die, but I'm too scared. Life is too stressful.

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>>9614696
That's the first thing I thought of when reading the description, you trendy homo.

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>>9614696
Isn't it ironic that by pointing it out you sound like a ``Hipster/edgy teens'' ?

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>does not care what anyone thinks of him, because he doesn't fear replacement
>captains of industry and social butterflies

From this, the Alpha sounds like the fantasy everyone wants to be but no one can be without having antisocial personality disorder.

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>>9614710
Don't say `ironic' this close to a hipster like him, he'll get cum on you.

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>>9614730
I actually am big into figures of speech, so frig off, sperglord.

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>>9614710
Perhaps, I just dislike being lumped in with morons who try to fit into a stereotype.

They don't respect my NEET life.

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I'm gamma. Considering I'm an artist and philosopher, this makes sense.

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>>9614729
Think of Mufassa. He's so secure in his dominance that he never even considers his downfall. Alpha as fuck, nothing like an antisocial.

Scar is Beta.

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>>9614757
Either that or it's flawed as fuck trying to bracket every possible personality into one of five options

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I have a few traits from each one.
What the hell.
I'm some weird hybrid mix of personality types.
Split personalities I guess

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>>9614485
I'm an OMAMMA

I don't have any willingness to work, Reject Mass media and morals combined with fact I'm also socially inept, But I do work decently under pressure and think I'm better than everyone.

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>>9614748
Not replying to shitpost is the first step to not get lumped in with morons, neo-jpくん

>>9614757
Oh no, you're not an ultraspecialised human that can be divided into categories like bees or ants.
Do you have identity issues because you can use both your right hand and your left one ?

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>>9614760
It's not trying to cover every aspect of your personality. It's about preference and predisposition concerning social standing.

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gamma master race reporting in

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>>9614775
>Do you have identity issues because you can use both your right hand and your left one ?
I actually worry that I have cognitive problems because I developed mixed-handedness.

I can tell you all about it.

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>>9614791
Why would you pick ambidextry ? you're not even dual wielding.

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>>9614710
I don't think it's really ironic to point out that this stupid shit so many faggots here are so invested in is vapid enough that faggot 4channers have to produce their own charts to educate people about it.

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I think I'm alpha type. Though there is something that is not in place in this description for me.

I like to shock people. Bash down the doors and challenge others to do the same. Bring chaos. A revolution. But I don't reject anyone. I just expect others to dance to my flute and they like it.

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>>9614804
>don't think it's really ironic to
>to
You're suposed to follow up with a ``that'' if you want to make sense.

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>>9614799
Mouse and keyboard, bbbbbbbbro

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>>9614818
Retards who don't understand irony can hardly understand English. It's pointless to try to help him understand.

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>>9614816
Sagan would say that's because your mamal brain is predominant, but Freud ?
He would call you anal, for you are an asslord.

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>>9614816
I'd dance with your flute, if you know what I mean.

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>>9614829
That's exactly why I'm doing it, though.
So cynical and dark, でしょう?

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>>9614816
You're a faggot.

So you're actually a gamma, you reject standards to bring your "chaos" shit.

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>>9614818
Well I guess I'll just have to settle for you being forever unable to read that post. Thanks for the correction though.
>>9614829
Yes, all the delicious irony brought on by okcupid threads. I'm really missing out.
>>9614816
What's the last door you bashed down? D&D?

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>>9614759

But Mufasa is dominant because he's a caring king. Same with social butterflies and most people in high places with a lot of power and influence. You have to care about what others think to avoid falling under.

I don't mean asocial, which is what most people here are. Antisocial, as in not considerate of others.

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>>9614493
Imagine the same classification published in a famous psychological magazine. They would totally buy it and conder it to be serious bussines. There aren't many differences between a psychologist and a layman intuitions when you do those lists.
Most classifications are simplifications with limited usefulness and applicability. Their main function is of a practical nature and only a fool would think those describe real traits of a person.
tl;dr: it's crap, so the source doesn't really matters.

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>>9614838
As I said. "They like it."

Have you seen some white collar guys in a bar? I go to them. Make them grind strip pole after few drinks on me. Otherwise I'd gladly be gamma though.

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What le kategory do shitposter belong to ?

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>>9614855
I want you to shit post me as hard as you can.

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>>9614851
I know the difference between antisocial and asocial. I worried there might be a misunderstanding, but with the previous mentioning of personality disorders in the thread, I thought it might be alright to just go ahead without clarification.

When Scar was king, he wasn't secure in the position, which is why he enslaved everybody and continued to act beta as all hell. He actually displayed more antisocial traits than anybody, though still not really a true antisocial, but that's beside the point. Mufasa was still extremely alpha, and naturally so.

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I'm a lazy male with no ambition besides joining the military (don't give a fuck about anything else); I don't follow trends; I don't submit to anybody unless I truly respect them. I can also squat 115 and deadlift 150.

Am I beta? I don't have a job right now, have never had sex with a girl (I've fuked boys tho even though I don't like it much) and don't have any real skills so I suppose this demotes me into a class full of pasty autismatrons and fat neckbeards.

I don't like these classifications; they're too black-and-white. They always are. Beta, Alpha, Omega - it's all a load of crap.

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>>9614882
>I don't like these classifications; they're too black-and-white. They always are. Beta, Alpha, Omega - it's all a load of crap.
What about Introversion, Extroversion, Ambiversion? Is that premise a `load of crap'?

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>>9614882
You're obviously a delta scum.

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＾ω＾

i am wwww

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>>9614897
What is context ?
How come people don't act the same way 100% of the time ?
Why can't complicated thing perfectly fit in oversimplified categories ?

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Back when I was more edgy about my social reclusiveness, I liked to say that you're either a shepherd, a sheep or a wolf.

It's pretty childish, though, trying to give yourself some special status just because you don't enjoy spending your time in the company of other people that much. They're just labels that seek to describe a mode of human behavior, they can relate information about a person but not define them in any deep sense.

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>>9614897
They're just useful terms for describing a small facet social behavior. These Alpha, Omega, Beta terms are just so pointless because people can shift through these in phases - they're so transient.

Btw, if I have sex with a male and enjoy it but feel really sick and guilty after I finish, what does that make me? Kinda unrelated but was just wonderin like.

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>>9614910
>It's pretty childish
If you were well informed about what science is, you'd know pretty much everything can be described with models/blueprints/repetitive patterns.

Pinpointing the correct pattern is the hard part.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know, i don't define my self.

I am not a normalfag that's one thing i know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6pMx8qJycM

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I am awfully sociable, but I just hate being sociable. Like, I just prefer to be with myself. I like to do what makes me happy, and I don't care if people like waht I like and these kind of things. I wonder where should I go.

[Anonymous No.]

Another 5-star shit thread from yours truly.

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crypto γ ray burst reporting in

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>>9614934
I'm going to break down the door to your room, climb on top of you and pin down your frail body with my overwhelming strength and then I will cream in your butt.

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>>9614934
you're waifu is trash slut pig fucker

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>>9614932
Hello and welcome to Gama.
Don't enjoy your stay.

>>9614942
But pig is his self insert.

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>>9614916
My guess is societal standards/related stigma bring the guilt out. Before you finish, your brain is highly sexually active, so your judgement is based on more primal instincts and hedonistic tendencies (closer to the id), then you finish and the superego kicks in, carrying learned behaviour like sexual suppression.

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>>9614942
You're trying way too hard, nerd.

>>9614944
As if your tiny, crinkly, tink-tink, dickcheese-covered phimosis flap could even get big enough to penetrate my butt.

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>>9614949
Thanks Sigmund. It's not like I had any romantic or protective feelings for any of these people so it was kinda like masturbating using someones body. I guess I have good reason to be ashamed.

If there is a god, and if he is judgemental, I'm gonna be in deep trouble when it comes down to it. Fuck.

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>>9614875

I understand what you mean. Just that the descriptions people give of what makes a person alpha come off as an ideal that can't manifest in reality, or at least doesn't manifest in the way they think it does. It's often used in the way people misuse Nietzsche's concept of ubermensch, which ain't exactly positive or negative. Just that the closest thing to it is an antisocial person.

I agree Mufasa was a better king, but Scar was dealt a shitty hand. He kills his brother and tried to kill his nephew, but did equalize the kingdom by letting in the animals Mufasa left out. And then the Disney universe creates a drought until the true king takes his place. All well.

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Meta threads deleted, /r9k/ shit staying and growing! All hail the new /jp/!

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>>9614916
>guilty
Because Phalic stage.
what >>9614949 said

> guess I have good reason to be ashamed.
Not really.
You are ashamed because you did something not socially acceptable. If the president of your country fucked his sister, he'd feel shame. In ancient Egypt, if pharaoh didn't marry their sister and fuck her, they'd feel shame.

tl;dr you feel shame because you're a good for nothing faggot who've been told to and can't think for himself nor question moral values.
And before calling me a faggot because
>freud
Berne and Grudjief also described that.
Just because Sagan and Jung ingored it doesn't mean it's not here.

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i am the alpha and the omega

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>>9614969
The Christian God, I guess. A god that is judgemental doesn't necessarily hate sodomy.

Just remember to keep taking it easy. I think you'll be alright,

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I'm a zeta.
z for badass.

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>>9614991

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>>9614969
You shouldn't worry about an old man in the sky.

You shouldn't worry at all in fact, if you want to enjoy your life.

Not worrying = taking it easy != doing stupid shit = yolo

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/jp/ - lion king culture

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>>9614983
>>tl;dr you feel shame because you're a good for nothing faggot who've been told to and can't think for himself nor question moral values.

So it's perfectly acceptable to engage in sex with somebody you have absolutely no emotional attachment to just to get off?

You sound like a knuckle-dragging troglodyte that would kill your neighbour's pet cat for fun.

P.S. Suck my dick nigga.

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>>9614979
Neo-/jp/ strong!

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>You shouldn't worry at all in fact, if you want to enjoy your life.
>Not worrying = taking it easy
It means no worries for the rest of your days!
>I think you'll be alright
It's a problem-free
>Nietzsche
>Freud
>Jung
>Sagan
>Berne
>Grudjief
Philosophy!
>Scar
>Mufasa
HAKUNA MATATA

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>>9615011
you put too much value on sex. it's nothing sacred or special, it's a normal biological function like breathing, eating or taking a dump.

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>>9615017
Oh fuck, you made my night.

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Timon and Pumbaa were NEET as HELL.

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>>9615011
people telling you not to hate yourself for dumb reason somehow instill hate and anger in you?

I bet you don't even know why you reacted like this, faggot.

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>>9615038
Would you like some tissues to wipe up your tears, you asspete?

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>>9615011
>So it's perfectly acceptable to engage in sex with somebody you have absolutely no emotional attachment to just to get off?
You're objectifying others with that kind of mentality. They make the decision to have sex with you, as well, given you're not forcibly raping them. Even if you're paying them in favors or money, they're accepting what they consider to be fair compensation for engagement in a sexual act with you.

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ALPHA REPORTING IN
>le me with my bitchezz
>mfw

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>>9615071
Please don't use good anime for shitposting.

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>the alpha does not care what anyone thinks of him

I call out on that bullshit. An Alpha Male MUST absolutely be perceived by his peers as the toughest, most popular, and smartest.
Also omega definition is wrong.

Omega Males can have friends and close acquaintances but prefer to accomplish things on their own without the help of a group. Omega Males generally don't belong to any cliques and have no desire to be the leader or most outstanding of said clique. Omega Males have relations with people from all groups and carry a resourcefulness and cunning (sometimes strength) to get a job done with their own skill. This being said, an omega male can have great pride without it manifesting as "ego." (There are always exceptions. knows that he is all those things and more.


In Animals:

Two Rams are butting heads while the female watches. The winner who mates is the stongest and therefore the Alpha Male.

Wait...A third ram runs out of the woods and mates with the female while the two males are fighting. THAT is the omega male.

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>>9615076