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>> No.959805

GOD DAMNED LESBIANS

>> No.959801

WHAT

>> No.959812

Is that so~

>> No.959806

what

>> No.959807

superscience.jpg

>> No.959810

Soooo who goes on top?

>> No.959815

what the i don't even

>> No.959821
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>> No.959822

I approve of this. Is there more?

>> No.959826
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>>959810
Depends on who's feeling less grouchy at the moment.

>> No.959825

I, a lesbian, would never call myself "Papa" to my child, my spouse, whom shall be also a lesbian, would not call herself "Papa" as well. Instead we will be both "Mama".

>> No.959837

What's the justification for this pairing?

>> No.959841

>>959837
Marisa died.

>> No.959842

>>959837
...

I hate summer.

>> No.959840

>>959825
Me neither. If vivio has two mommies, so can my daughter, damnit.

>> No.959847

>>959837

AlicexReimu is the original pairing.

>> No.959848

>>959841
and it was Alice's fault

>> No.959856

>>959837
>justification

Since when did we need justification?

>> No.959870

>>959825
usually lesbians don't have dicks.

in OP's pic clearly one of them has to have it, reimu is the obvious choice.

>> No.959867

>>959841

YOU BASTARD.

>> No.959880

>>959870
>usually lesbians don't have dicks.

Lies.

>> No.959884

>>959880
here we go

>> No.959881

>>959870
You don't think much do you?
There are other ways.

>> No.959895

They had too much of Marisa's pimping. Now we have Reimu x Alice and Patchy x Nitori. Marisa is the new loner of Gensokyo.

>> No.959902

>>959895
Still has Flan

>> No.959905

Everyone is Reimu's bitch.

Simple as that.

>> No.959903
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959903

Where do babies in Gensokyo come from?

>> No.959899

>>959825
and what would you say to it if it asked you why the other kids have a papa and it wants one too?

>> No.959907

I should have kept that fucking nanoha x fate x vivio pic.

>> No.959909
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959909

Does she have a tail?

>> No.959911

>>959903
MANnosuke and the 7 faceless men and that one old man but he made Youmu and is now retired.

>> No.959912

>>959899

I tell her(I don't want a son), that Papas are horrible creatures that only want one thing, "Sex".

>> No.959922

>>959895
This pairing happened before Marisa existed in the touhou series. Reimu blew up Alice's old home, and Alice became an EX boss. The fans took this to mean Alice liked Reimu for some reason, and this was born.

Also The kid is Cave Alice.

>> No.959923

>>959912
And this is why we hate (wannabe)lesbians IRL. Take note, kids.

>> No.959928

>>959912
So when the kid meets another kid's father, he'll tell him "You only want sex! You fiend!"

>> No.959935

>>959922

But I don't see any Keine crossover in her.

>> No.959937
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959937

>>959922
>This pairing happened before Marisa existed in the touhou series.

So, HRtP?

>> No.959942

>>959912

You'd lie to your own science child!?

>> No.959943

>>959937
PRETTY MUCH.

Well, a few past that. But Marisa wasn't very important then, because there were very few important characters to pimp.

>> No.959948

>>959912
and you'll realise what a bad parent you were once it reaches the teens

>> No.959949

>>959937
ReimuxSariel > all

>> No.959951
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959951

I thought Touhous reproduced asexually.

>> No.959956

>>959943 Marisa wasn't very important
Playable in three of the five PC98 games; present in four.

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>>959951

>> No.959967
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>>959943
Marisa was a playable character in MS, where Alice was introduced, how is that not important? Also AlicexReimu started with PCB.

>> No.959972

>>959912
>Papas are horrible creatures that only want one thing, "Sex".
well, it's good to know that you as a lesbian will never be able to pass on you fucking crazy genes.
abused much?

>> No.959982

>>959912
Fucking dykes trying to raise their kids to be dykes.

>> No.959989
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959989

>Where do babies in Gensokyo come from?

Dickchick rape

>> No.960002

>>959903

When the touhoes and their boyfriends mate.

>> No.960006

Successful troll is successful.

>> No.960010
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>>959967
It started in Lotus Land Story ZUN started it.

>>959943
You sir are pulling shit out of your ass Marisa whas the 3th most important charakter in PC-98 1st being Reimu 2nd being Mima.
Alice didn't get introduced until the last fucking game.

>> No.960015

>>959989
The dick used there whas gaped from Kourin so yeah.

>> No.960019

>>960015
I think the word you're looking for is "gapped", lol. Not "gaped".

>> No.960024

>>960010
I never said Marisa was introduced in MS.

>> No.960048

>>960010
I think you missed the point.

Marisa was a major character in PC98, but she was too busy being gay for Mima to do any pimping.

>> No.960064

>>960006
Only shitty trolls post "Successful troll is successful

>> No.960122
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960122

>>959907
>>959907
This one?

>> No.960158

well as a lesbian too i think it would be kind of cute if they called one of us papa... im not too fond of the whole GRR, BUT THERES NO MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP

that is so, but comon... little girl calling one of her moms papa is adorable

>> No.960171
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960171

>>960158
>as a lesbian

>> No.960190

>>960158
>i
>im
God, detecting guys pretending to be women on 4chan is so easy.

PROTIP, GUYS. WOMEN ON 4CHON TALK JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.

>> No.960197

>>960190

Heee heee heeeeee

>> No.960202

>>959982

I'll be raising my daughter to be a lesbian so I'll be the only man she ever loves.

>> No.960262

>PROTIP, GUYS. WOMEN ON 4CHON TALK JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.
>WOMEN ON 4CHON

HAHA OH WOW
Women only exist in anime, MORON!!!!!!

>> No.960413

how touhou get pregnant:

Yukari uses the gap to kidnap men from the human world and drops them off with the touhou that is fertile at the moment when they are done yukari sends them back or if they wake up are eaten by the youkai. Its that or Erinn works with Yukari to visit the men and steal their seeds during their sleep and artificially inseminate the girls.

>> No.960425
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960425

>>960413
>Erinn

>> No.960434

>>960413

For my own amusement, select your answer:

You are:
1. 14
2. Really fucking stupid
3. A troll

There is no other justification for your post.

>> No.960451

>>960413
This somehow reminded me of that how is babby formed flash.

>> No.960454

bullshit reimu would be with marisa not that slut alice

>> No.960469

>>960434
I can see your lust for cock

>> No.960474

Silly lesbians, making science babies with technology developed by men and trying to raise lesbian daughters.

Little do they know, it's all just part of the plan to phase out the butch, unattractive buzzcut lesbians with a new wave of lipstick lesbians forged in the fires of Catholic all-girls schools.

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960476

>>960454
the only sensible post in this thread.

>> No.960481

Slut Alice is SLUTTY. Even Sanae can't beat her.

>> No.960503

>>960481
You take that back
Sanae is not a slut
she is still a virgin

>> No.960513

>>960476
Alice and Reimu were a pair long before the Marisa and Alice shit popped up. Oh that's right, you wouldn't know that because you're a faget.

>> No.960524
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960524

>>960481
OH YEAH!?

>> No.960526

>>960524
>Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU.

>> No.960528

>>960513
>>960513
Who the fuck would want to pair with alice? she is just a bitch who turns everybody into dolls

>> No.960532

>>960524

Mai waifu rides a scooter.

>> No.960544

>>960532
What a coincidence, so does mine....

>> No.960543
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>> No.960547

Most touhou threads as of late tend to derail to Sanae/Alice bashing. Stop being so predictable, Anonymous.

>> No.960549

>>960543
That was horrible and you should feel horrible.

>> No.960565

Komachi is a castration expert

>> No.960563

Sanae = not a slut
Alice = bitch with no personality who only developed relationships with dolls

>> No.960576

>>960563
Aya = voyeur, not a slut either.

>> No.960583

Aside from few pictures this thread is an abomination. Please cease to exist.

>> No.960608

>>960576
Voyeur is pretty much equal to slut

>> No.960615

I want Moot to come in here and declare this board for /touhou/'s only. These other threads are just trolls and all the other threads are for pedophiles. I mean, seriously, Touhou is the only /jp/ game worth playing and the only thing worth talking about.
tl;dr - TOUHOU FTW

>> No.960627

i wish to fall asleep during summer and just wake back up when school is back in and all of you are gone

>> No.960631

>>960563
>no personality
welcome to touhou

>> No.960639

>>960563
see
>>960547

>> No.960647

>>960631
>>960631
you best be trolling

>> No.960648

>>960615
You're forgetting loli-ranch simulator

>> No.960663

>>960615
I emailed moot at Moot@4chan.org about this idea but he never responded.

>> No.960700

>>960663
1.
http://www.4chan.org/news.php?all#99
>My standard e-mail disclaimer: I can guarantee I'll read your message, but do not expect a response.

2.
Your idea is bad and you should go kill yourself.

>> No.960706

>>960663
as much as I like touhou, that's a very VERY bad idea.
moot agreed don't bother him about it.

>> No.960723

>>960700
moots a fucking liar do you know how many people visit 4chan and how many people hate moot? His emails probably flooded with shit that he will never read.

>> No.960733

>>960706
how is this a bad idea /jp/ = nothing but people complaining about every page being touhou

>> No.960748

>>960663
Did you email him before that news update where he said he threw all of his mail away and for people to try again?

>> No.960755

>>960723
It's not too hard to read a shitload of mail. It's answering that takes too long.

He probably does read them, but answers, like, 1% of them.

>> No.960792

I wish I could read moot's mail. Shit is probably so bad that I would want to end myself.

>> No.960816

>>960755
wtf are you talking about? SO many people i know use sparky mail bomber nonstop on moot@4chan sending him a never ending stream of horsecock.

>> No.960821

>>960816
And the worst(or best) part is that he fully deserves it.

>> No.960830

Sparky's Mailbomber was an efficient, effective and to-the-point mailbomber originally written for Project Chanology. The last Partyvan-friendly version is 1.4.

Main features include:

* Ability to copy/paste comma-separated E-Mail lists
* XML Support, local and remote
* Online list of Scifag emails maintained by Ballsofsteel and selectable as an email list
* Quick sending, up to 5 mails per second on fast servers
* Tested up to 85, 000 mails on a single execution

Requirements:

* PHP 5.2.0 or Greater
* Sendmail enabled

>> No.960843

>>960821
why does he deserve it? all he did was make a website that became popular.

>> No.960846

>>960843
Because he wasn't me ;_;

>> No.960847

>>960830
>85,000 e-mails a second lmao

I don't think you can read. Enjoy your illiteracy.

>> No.960871

>>960846
you probably could not do it anyway you don't know anything about running a website nobody on this board does.

>> No.961532

>>959786
are there no more like this?

>> No.961629

>>961532

Seriously. moar like this.

>> No.961721

>>959786
>>959812

In next week's episode, Alice realizes Rumia had been giving Reimu hot dickings on the side. She then rapes both Reimu and her daughter in a fit of yandere rage.

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