/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So.... that "/jp/" feel.

You guys know what I'm talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

No, but hello ^_^

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[Anonymous No.]

us /jp/ers huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9586930
No.

But I feel like back handing you.

Knock you on the ground and make you cry. Then pee on you.

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>>9586950
us /jp/ shit posters huh?

[Anonymous No.]

i dnuuo but i just woej up after takhging a shit ton of benzos and a glass of win.e i dont rememger the past ten hour sof my life;l. i haf left 4deafd 2 open iadn i dont even knowwhy. i dnt remember anyo f this. oi van bearly statnd, wgat the fick i shapping

[Anonymous No.]

Just a bit. Why you bummed out? You should be happy. If you are on /jp/, then have some fun with Japanese stuff. Enjoy life. If you are going through some tough stuff, just bear it out. Things always wind up feeling better in the end.

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>>9586953
Wouldn't truly be /jp/ without it.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fudge. I hust read you incoherent babble! You need to get off that crud. Go do something with yourself ^_-

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>>9586969
But I hate Japan and Japanese things.

I come here to shitpost because it's acts as an anchor to my life. I would be completely lost and alone if I didn't carry out this daily routine and would likely lose my sanity.

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>>9586930
Please don't use my image.

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>>9586998
post that other one

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>>9586945
I didn't know females can vary their natural vagina lube

[Anonymous No.]

All is fair. I do not know you, my anonymous friend, but I do feel for you. With that being said, if shitposting makes your life better, then shitpost all you like! I am no psychologist, so I will not offer any more advice in fear of me harming you in some way. However, I would like to say that I sincerely wish you the best in all of your life's endeavors and that, one day, you never have to feel lost or alone. Know that, somewhere in this world, there is actually someone who cared for you, if only for a little. May you do great things and may this plateau you are currently on end and you find new purpose in your life. With all that being said, again, I say "Hello". I marvel at the Internet and just how cool it is that communication such as ours can even be possible.

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>>9587052
he'll be dead in a year lel

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>>9586950
I'd enjoy that ~

[Anonymous No.]

Out of curiosity, why do you assume the poster is male? In fact, the pictures posted by OP are of girls. Eh, I don't know much, I guess. Well, however you are, get well soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Never mind. Confirmation o gender has been accomplished.

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>>9587052
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.]

Using ``feel" as a fucking noun belongs to >>>/v/

It's right up there with greentext.

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>>9587282
Do you even realize that I'm being ironic?

Jesus.

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>>9587286

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Honestly, I wonder who browses /jp/ regularly and doesn't have depression (to a certain degree).

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le sad monky face

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>>9587286

You weren't being ironic enough, you shit shitposter.

You

>mfw that/dat feel

If you want to shitpost ``properly".

>mfw people can't even shitpost ironically

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>>9587292

I don't believe in depression.

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>>9587293

>>9587297
I invented the idea of ironic shitposting, I don't need some cirno-spamming twerp lecturing me on how to use it properly. Go suck an icicle.

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>>9587303
In what do you believe then? Lack of motivation? Same thing, different name. There's no cure for it except manning the fuck up and growing up.

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>>9587314

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>>9587314

No, fuck off Keine-spamming faggot. Just because you think you're ironically shitposting doesn't mean you are. You're just shittily goodposting. Don't people have standards anymore?

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>>9587324

>>9587332
Why don't you go tell Linus Torvald how to properly use Linux or Russell Kirsch how to use a computer while you're at it?

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you once my buddies get a lock on your dead virgin ass.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not ironic anymore when you faglords keep mentioning irony in your posts and keep posting image macros about it.

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>>9587365

That's what's so ironic about it xD

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>>9587303
>>9587319
How old are you? What kind of lives do you live? Have you ever experienced absolute, well-reasoned lack of hope? Have you ever been in a demanding position (direct responsibility over people's lives, university-level education as a prerequisite)? What has ever been expected of you?

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>>9587382

>university-level education

fuk off fakeNEET, the ``E" stands for EDUCATION, dumass

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>>9587382
That's why I said "to a certain degree". I'm 24 years old, live in France, I work everyday as an engineer in order to earn money that I spend on videogames, in order to forget that I'm bored. I live with my mother and my sister, I have a couple of close friends, the rest are "acquaintances" that I could probably add on Facebook if I hadn't closed my account 3 years ago. Haven't talked to a girl since highschool because I don't know how to talk to them (I guess it's my fucking drunkard father's fault for not teaching me, he disappeared when I was 8, he's still alive but haven't seen him since then). But on a scale from 1 to 10, I'd say my depression is only around 2 or 3. However, I fear it may worsen with passing time.

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>>9587365
How ironic

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>go to anime convention in France while i'm on vacation
>only refreshments they have are cheese
>frog neets smell even worse than the regular ones
>presenter trying to speak
>they're loudly sipping wine, nosily sketching something and tossing baguettes
>rogue baguette hits me in the eye
>I tell them in English to fuck off
>they surrender
>i'm now prime minister of France

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>>9587428
Fuck you, I laughed way more than I should have.

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>>9587417
Make some plans for the future.

I'm 23 here, similar sort of situation but i'm pretty passionate about my music and languages, plan to head to nip land to teach english in about 2-3 years. B+ avg in my studies atm, but pushing it higher each year.

I love VN's Japanese video game music, and japanese culture, so fucked if i'm going to ignore something im passionate about. I did that for 4 years when I first attempted uni. I fell into depression doing something 'worthwhile' but its not worth it.

If you are not happy in your field, bail. Jump into something you enjoy even if its low income. Or something. Better than this feel bullshit.

>>9587428
I fucking exploded.

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>>9587428
11/10

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>>9587439
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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>>9587456
you might wanna study up on your japanese a bit more because gomenasai means sorry.
regardless,
good luck ken