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9585399 No.9585399 [Reply] [Original]

So I just ordered Secret Twin Tales and was trying to get the description changed to something that would give them NO idea of what was inside it, but now they're changing it to this shit. Now I live in a house with other people and I really want to avoid them finding this before I do.

Onahole general, I guess?

>> No.9585409

They can't change it because of customs.

>> No.9585413

>>9585409
I know....I really just like to complain in reality.

>> No.9585425

>>9585413
Why would you want us to listen to your complaints?

>> No.9585427

Sometimes I just wonder why people use sankaku complex. Like, by lurking the archives on /jp/ I've found more than 5 alternative options for otaku culture news that are far more effective.

>> No.9585430

Get off Sankaku and start reading your emails.

>> No.9585431

>>9585427
The forums have better discussions than /jp/.

>> No.9585436

They wrote "Toy for baby" on my onahole, managed to convince my roommate it was a limited edition game sent by somebody in Japan who didn't understand English.

>> No.9585437

>>9585430
Why would I read emails from my spam email account?

>> No.9585438

>>9585409
They changed mine and told me they'd only do it if the cheapest shipping was used.

>> No.9585442

>>9585438
Because customs rarely care about SAL packages.

>> No.9585472
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9585472

Prepare for the worst.

>> No.9585482

tell your mom it's for a friend

>> No.9585495

>>9585437
Why would you even spam anyone
That's pretty retarded

>> No.9585497
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9585497

>>9585472
Fuck me I just burst into laugh

>> No.9585503

>>9585497
time/place?

>> No.9585504

>>9585431
Sankaku forums are awful and filled with kids.

>> No.9585505

Why do so many people from /jp/ import rubber ducks?

>> No.9585513

>>9585505

Japanese rubber is superior

>> No.9585517

Why and how is owning a rubber vagina illegal or immoral?

>> No.9585524

>>9585504
And how is that different from /jp/, exactly?

>> No.9585541
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9585541

>>9585517
Implies you can't get a real girl, you're poor and live with your mom, are a woman beating angry possessive creep loser and all that feminist bullhole. You should be able to figure that out.

>> No.9585547

>>9585524
Elitism keeps away most of the kids from /jp/. We're back to the stagnant days but I'd take this board over any english forum out there.

>> No.9585549

>>9585541
You didn't answer anything that I asked

>> No.9585551

>>9585517
It's not. It's just embarrassing.

>> No.9585566

>>9585551
Some of the box work qualifies as illegal for loli-holes right?
>>9585541
Do people really make arguments like this?

>> No.9585568

You guys are fucking hilarious. Who gives a shit if someone knows you ordered a rubber vagina?

>> No.9585571

>>9585524
Go back to >>>/sankakucomplex/

>> No.9585584

What the fuck did it say before that?

>> No.9585583
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9585583

>>9585568
if you link your facebook and tell us the last thing you jacked off to we'll wait with baited breath to see you announce it to all your loved ones.

>> No.9585599

Now it sounds like you're ordering a dildo. Congrats, OP.

>> No.9585607

>>9585472
$37 just to jack off? Why not buy a porn mag while you're at it, geez.

>> No.9585645
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9585645

Woo someone got one.
Mine said just "toys" on it when I got it.
What shipping did you use? You may be able to track it and plant your ass in front of your house when that mailman shows up.

>> No.9585648

Mine said baby toy

Of course it was fucking opened

Not like it matters though

>> No.9585652

Sometimes I wish I had a wiener

>> No.9585655

>>9585645
I got the fastest shipping. I'll track it and do as you said. I'm home alone the majority of the time.

>> No.9585670

>>9585652
btw im a girl

>> No.9585672

So what OP? It WILL happen, earlier or later. Even though I'm a NEET and I barely leave my house, my parents found out my onaholes/maid outfits/other fetish stuff. At least they kept their mouths shut and didn't say a thing. Too bad I always have a hidden camera turned on when I leave my room, so I will know if someone was inside. I hate them for not respecting my privacy, one day they just gone through my wardrobe, lockers, bed, whole room. I have a solid lock installed now and I always lock my doors so it will not happen again.

But be prepared anon, if you don't take extreme precautions they WILL find out and you will have to deal with it. Learn from my mistakes.

>> No.9585675

>>9585655
On the scheduled day it is going to arrive, the package will sometimes say "deliver before 9 AM" so it will come around then. So to be safe, be up early too.

>> No.9585680

>>9585672
Did you wear the maid outfits?

>> No.9585683

>>9585680
That's why I bought them, yes.

>> No.9585695

>>9585566
Welcome to freedomland, Mr. Double-doubles. Land of the free, home of the femanazis.

>> No.9585698

>>9585683
Where'dja get em from? I'm interested in getting one for myself. Just curious~

>> No.9585706

>>9585698
Try ebay. A lot of that there. It's usually cheap stuff from hong-kong.

>> No.9585710

>>9585706
I'll take a look, thanks

>> No.9585740

>>9585672
You're right. I'll just man the fuck up. I just hope they don't open it and I have to explain the cute lolis on the box.

>> No.9585746

>>9585541
Oh, please...like any guy would bother buying a fake vagina if he had a real girl? That would be like a guy buying an old Chevy Nova if he owned a Ferrari.

>> No.9585772

>>9585746
Some onaholes feel better than real vaginas. With good heating technique you can make onaholes feel like real vaginas. Real vagina is just a sloppy, hot piece of meat you fuck. It's more a disgusting feeling, really.

>> No.9585781

>>9585740
And the nude, cum covered ones on back.

>> No.9585782

>>9585740
>What have you ordered here, anon?
>A fuck toy, got a problem with that?
alpha as fuck

>> No.9585791

>>9585746
>like any guy would bother with a real girl if he had a fake vagina

>> No.9585824

>>9585648
that's not entirely inaccurate

>> No.9585825

On the site it says:
>We usually write "Figures" as description on the shipping document if there is no specific request.
>Of course, you can change it to other descriptions such as "Computer parts", "Books" and others. (This is only applicable for e-Packet and EMS shipping.)
>We are very sorry but we cannot change description for DHL shipping.
>Basically, we write like the following examples.
Masturbators / Dildos... "Rubber toy"

But they cant change it for EMS either?

>> No.9585844

>>9585791
>>9585782
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9585863

>>9585844
I mean I can understand the first one but the second one is quoting someone and changing the text, that's a time honored tradition.

>> No.9585899

I never asked specially, becuase I really couldn't care less. But every time I order an onahole it always comes marked as computer parts.

>>9585825
Since I always ship EMS, I suppose I know why now.

>> No.9587763

>>9585863
Not on /jp/, bitch nerd.

>> No.9588099
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9588099

EMS is fast as HELL
My order from yesterday arrived at the customs today
Hopefully it will get here tomorrow

>> No.9588131

Just get a pet. It will make "rubber toy" a lot less suspicious.

...except for the fact that it cost $50, had to be ordered from Japan and comes with some kind of lotion.

>> No.9588135
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9588135

>>9585825
>>9585899
>Computer parts

"Sup /g/, any recommendations for overclocking my onahole?"

>> No.9588174

I'd really want to get one before they run out too, but damn. I'm still scared. The US is a scary place.

>> No.9588180

>no how to take screenshot tab

>> No.9588178

>>9588135

A proper fan set up is a must.

>> No.9588192

>>9585648

Was it secret twin tales? Did you get vanned?

>> No.9588193

testing
hell

>> No.9588198

>>9588180
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9588203

>Sankaku Complex
>Not having Japanese Character support on your computer
Please, you're embarrassing yourself by posting here.

>> No.9588209

>>9588203
I think that's just shitty Chrome.

>> No.9588217

You're quite dumb for blurring out other bookmarks but sankaku, which only makes your intention apparent.

>> No.9588238

These are safe to buy in the US, right?

>> No.9588253

Has anyone imported one of these to the UK?

I'd like to get a seventeen EVO but I don't know if lewd drawing of girls <18 are legal.

>> No.9588260

>>9588253
Nothing is legal in UK these days.

>> No.9588360

Awesome. I just got one too. Wish me luck guys.

>> No.9588385

Buy some dog toys at the same time.

>> No.9588397

>>9588385
That would be even more weird than buying onaholes, if you dont have a dog

>> No.9588415

>>9585672
>maid outfits

Post pics.

>> No.9588417

>>9588209
I use an obscure open-sourced browser because chrome is a botnet. It supports Jap characters except in the tab names.

>> No.9588445

>>9588417

Chromium isn't obscure. >>>/g/ please.

>> No.9588463

>>9588445
Well, I don't see people talking about using Iron for their browser what-so-ever. That kinda leads me to believe it's obscure.

>> No.9588481

>>9588463
>Iron

oh wow

>> No.9588592

I use Wget because it respects my freedom.

>> No.9588635

>>9588253
If it goes by SAL it probably wont be noticed

Your risk though I guess

Just don't use EMS / any courier service postage for anything ever
One time I used EMS I got hit with customs charges and it never happened before with SAL

>> No.9588767

I'm close to ordering a pair myself (not twin tales though). The curiosity is beating my pride.

>> No.9588836

>>9588592
Use curl it's better.
Also w3m > links > lynx deal w/ it nerds.

>>9588463
In before that one "Iron scam" link.

Iron is basically superfluous, anyway. Just another way for devs to flip a few switches in existing software and boost their e-penis.

>> No.9588848

>>9588635
Feels great to be in the US of A. We don't have customs! Gahahaha!

>> No.9588874 [DELETED] 

>>9585399
From their FAQ:


We usually write "Figures" as description on the shipping document if there is no specific request.
Of course, you can change it to other descriptions such as "Computer parts", "Books" and others. (This is only applicable for e-Packet and EMS shipping.)
e-Packet


There is no sign of ADULT TOY at all on the shipping documents.
*We are very sorry but we cannot change description for DHL shipping. Basically, we write like the following examples.
Masturbators / Dildos... "Rubber toy"
Lubricants... "Lotion"
Vibrators / Bullets... "Electrical toy"
Inflatable dolls... "Float"


http://en-nls.com/page_shopinfo.php

>> No.9588891

>>9588874
What's the deal with DHL anyways?

>> No.9588947

Wish I had one but I live in a country where fictional characters are real.

>> No.9589751
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9589751

>>9588099
8 hours later and it's still at the customs
Normally they go through in 2-3 hours

>> No.9592431
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9592431

>>9589751
The status just updated and apparently I'm supposed to go get the package from a customs office 600 fucking kilometers away

>> No.9592481

>>9592431
It's been stopped.
Just forget about it, it's been had.
Pretend you never ordered it.

>> No.9592487

>>9585541
This isn't even a fucking argument.
You're just ranting about random shit.

>> No.9592519

>>9585472
Came on /a/ from /jp/ for the first time in months and see a picture of my own hand. Creepy.

>> No.9592522

>>9592481
Yeah, there goes my 90 euros
But that's no big deal, as a NEET I can easily afford it... oh wait
As if my life wasnt shitty enough already, now I'm even more depressed

>> No.9592524

>>9592431
Is loli legal in your country?

If not, well...

>> No.9592525

>>9585399
>steam
>sankaku
>iron
>itunes
>gmail

kill yourself

>> No.9592528

>>9592522
Well if you want you can go there and get cuffed if you really want to.
Why you'd order the loli ones is beyond me, anyway.

>> No.9592536

>>9592524
>>9592528
It's not illegal, the problem is it's fucking 600km away
It's enough trouble going to the post office in my town

>> No.9592549
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9592549

>>9592536
You must endure.
Do it for your lolihole.

>> No.9592552

>>9592536
Well, regardless, it's a loss then, I guess.

There's nothing you can do about it now other than lament the loss and hope that they decide to send it after all (since traveling 600+km would be pointless anyways and cost over 80 euros, most likely)

>> No.9592556

>>9592536
Remember; normals don't see 'cartoons', they see 'cartoon child porn'. And then think 'CHIIIILLLD POOORN'

>> No.9592579

>>9592556
Lel get a load of this turbonerd XD

>> No.9592583

>>9592519
For some reason I thought I was on /a/, either way it's weird to see a picture of my own hand, I think I posted that near a year ago now.

>> No.9592768
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9592768

>>9592549

>> No.9592849
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9592849

>>9592536
Well it seems there is still a tiny bit of hope left
It may be possible to deal with the customs online (fill forms and pay taxes) and have them mail the package to me
Or get them to move it to a customs office closer to me
that's *only* 80km away
But it's never that easy, nothing is ever easy

>> No.9593758
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9593758

Any canadians have any trouble ordering risky loli onaholes?

>> No.9593769

>>9592768
Saved.

>> No.9593808

>>9593758
the longer I look at this the more erotic it becomes

>> No.9593849

>>9592431
which country are you from?

>> No.9593901
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9593901

>>9593808
Please just answer the question.

>> No.9593961

>>9593901
The only way to find out is to order that shit yourself.

>> No.9593970

>>9593901
I know if you get caught you're fucked. I wouldn't do it personally.

>> No.9593974

>>9593961
>>9593970
How lame. Canadians don't have any balls.

>> No.9594057

>>9593758

How can an onahole even be underage

>> No.9594072

>>9594057
Because stop masturbating to what I don't like.

>> No.9594149
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9594149

So, after some testing I can officially atest that OP is a faget, and anyone who says ``general'' instead of thread should be shot dead.
And I'm using Kana as we speak.

Why is this thread so terrible ?
Anyway, feel free to ask questions; ones that aren't about laws on imported goods.

>> No.9594153

>>9594149

What shipping did you use for Kana? Are you in the US?

>> No.9594156

>>9594149
Who the fuck are you?

>> No.9594157

>>9594149
What do you use when you run out of lubricant?

>> No.9594176

>>9593901
Image search says railgun, while the art style is exactly as I remember railgun I don't remember this happening. Is that supposed to be kuroko?

>> No.9594177

Even normals admit to masturbating all the time, I don't get why maximizing the pleasure you get out of it should be looked down upon.

>> No.9594179

>>9594153
France, EMS, they listed it as figurine, intercepted by customs but not opened, had to pay custom fees.

>>9594156
What fucking answer do you expect ?

>>9594157
I don't, I have 3 bottle of peaces for when I'll run out of pepee.

>> No.9594183

>>9594179
>intercepted by customs but not opened, had to pay custom fees.
Did you have to go to the customs office or did they send you a bill?

>> No.9594190

>>9594179
>What fucking answer do you expect ?
I expect you to not be tripfagging nobody before calling anything here shit.

>> No.9594196

>>9594149
Do you still use your hand?

>> No.9594197

>>9594183
Sent a bill.
flat 21€ for everything they process plus 19.6% tax.
They ship the package with the bill and the postman collects the fees.

>> No.9594201

>>9594196
Yes, sometimes, but rarely.

>> No.9594268

>>9594149
Why do you care so much

>> No.9594296

>>9594197
They make you pay for customs in your country and then tax the charges?! What do you pay taxes for?!
Jesus Christ.

>> No.9594306

>>9592525
Sorry Dr. Autism

>> No.9594331

>>9594296
They tax you for the items, the customs charge is a separate thing

>> No.9594418

>>9594149
Which is your favorite? Or if you have the spare time, rank them all with A, B or C, with A being "so precious to me that I will request to be buried with it", B being "good" and C being "I could do without this one".

>> No.9594461

Get them to write the description in Japanese or German or something, anything your flatmates can't read.
Or does it have to be in English to get through customs?

>> No.9594473

>>9585472
>So you ordered a rubber toy...
>Uh yes...it's for my dog
>The lotion too?

>> No.9594507

>>9594473
Never heard of dog lotion?

>> No.9594537

>>9594507
Sorry, but I am not into dogfucking.

I own a cat.

>> No.9594689

>>9594418
Well, you're looking at it the wrong way, so I'll answer it mine :

there are two qualities for an onahole:
A) feel good
B) last long
most of the mid range are strong in the A sector while lack in the B one; while high grade onahole obviously tops in both.

What does this mean ? some onahole feel really good, but can be a little harsh on your dick, and aren't suited for daily use; or some may be very well suited for daily use, but not feel as good as others.

so with a 1 to 10 scale :

Kana: A:8 B: 8
The best of the lot, it doesn't hurt your dick, yet the structure feels nice, good packaging, doesn't have any weak spot. Well worth the money.

You're my idol : A: 10 B:5
It feels really great, the tripple wave structure or whatever is really really ingenious, It's really made so that you enjoy all it's lengh; but the structure is a bit rough. It's pretty durable; probably the most durable out of the 4, unless it has a weak spot (and I think I spotted one, but I'm not sure)

tsurupettan girl laboratory (soft)
A:8 B: 6.5
That one is the smallest of the 4. It's the tightest, and will gently push your dick outward. The body shape of this one is wonderous, you really feel the small belly (slap a slap) and the butt. it's mostly gentle on the dick, except for some parts, but there's a weakspot on the back. And since it's extra tight it pushes you out a little, and such thing is delightful.

>> No.9594725

>>9594689
cont

Meiki monster : A: 6 B : 9
A good daily onahole, gentle on the dick, at the cost of some stimulation. The structure is more defined than kana or tsurupettan, but it's less tight, so it's ok. Also, it's the deepest one. there seem to be a weakspot on the far end of the tunnel, but I'm probably just being a worrywart with this one.

So all in all, if you're looking for something really tight, small and visually pleasing : tsurupettan girl.
(it's really fucking small, don't ever expect to hilt it even stretched, but damn, small is good too)

If you're looking for some great orgasms that will roll your eye backward and make your tongue stick out once in a while, get you're my idol. That one, you will enjoy every milimeter of.

If you're looking for a cheap but decent daily onahole, get meiki monster. That or if you're afraid of FBI. It sure as hell doesn't look like a little girl. (though I don't mind the visual aspect, some may)

If you're looking for a jack-off plus all of them trades, and no inconvenient, get Kana. Best one all around, no weakspot, easy to clean, good tightness.

>> No.9594741

By the way, I have a really sensitive dick; to the point that I threw my seventeen away because it was too rough (also because the fucker guzzle down lube like there's no tomorrow), so keep that in mind. Your dick might handle more than mine, when it comes to textures.

Also, I still have to compare those 4 with the rest, but not today.

>> No.9594761
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9594761

That feel when you KNOW some curious asshole will open your package.

Dammit america.

>> No.9594793

>>9594461

Well? Is this an option? Please respond.

>> No.9594788

I'd love to get one of these but I'm way too much of a paranoid pussy to order one

>> No.9594795

>>9594788
If you're paranoid, don't buy a loli one.

>> No.9594806

>>9594795
But the smaller ones are probably the best ones

>> No.9594818

>>9594806
Not at all.
The ones that work best are the ones that match penis size, not strangle your penis.

>> No.9594855

>>9594149
>>9594689

Does the box art for tsurupettan and idol have anything lewd on it?

>> No.9594881
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9594881

>>9594855
Don't worry, it's censored.

Tsurupettan is the tamest, that's the lewdest thing on the box, rest is fully clothed.

>> No.9594926

what are some of the best sites to purchase these things?

>> No.9594943

>>9594926
Have you tried the following ?
>>>/a/
www.google.com
fuuka.warosu.org

>> No.9594967

>>9594943
This thread has nothing to do with /a/. Please lurk a little.

>> No.9595008

>>9594967
How would he know, he's new himself.

>> No.9595015

>>9594943
No I haven't. You said you were answering questions about it so I went for it.

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>> No.9595835 [DELETED] 

Give her le dick

>> No.9596028

>>9594149
Did you order onaholes from amazon.co.jp?
I thought they don't ship them outside japan...but maybe that only applies to the loli ones

>> No.9596232

>>9596028
Amazon wasn't for the onahole. Also proxies.
Got the onahole on nls like everyone else.

>> No.9596386

>>9594176
Yes. It's a flashback episode of Kuroko and Uiharu remembering the days when they trained to be part of judgement.

>> No.9596392

>>9596386
Waht a fucking slownerd

>> No.9596611

>>9594149
What's that black tube thing labeled "eXe" in the bottom left picture? Does it come with the lab onahole?

>> No.9597846

I was the guy who had an extra $200 to spend a couple weeks ago so I bought all 3 of the 3 sisters onaholes. Odd thing is, I thought I'd either like the youngest sister or the oldest sister, but the youngest is too hard to get into and not very comfortable to move around and the older one doesn't provide enough stimulation.

So I wound up really liking the middle sister since it's easy to get into and the harder material at the end provides enough sensation to feel really good. It's odd that moderation is the key to everything, including onaholes.

My other onahole the Meiki 6 or Monster 6, I forget and don't feel like pulling out the invoice, got held up in customs because NLS decided to ship the 3 sisters seperate from the other onahole and my peace lotion; Which wound up bursting and caused quite a panic at customs since you're technically not supposed to ship fluids anymore. I'm told it got the all clear and I'll wind up seeing it in a couple of days. So yay someone in the federal gov. knows I like onaholes, huzzah for that.

>> No.9597874
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9597874

Has....has anyone tried this one?

>> No.9597890

>>9597874
If I stick my weenie in there will it come back out?

>> No.9597898

>>9597874
Manliest, yet most inconspicuous one in existence.

>> No.9597903

>>9597874
is that actually made out of metal? i think my arm would get too tired after 5 seconds. i don't even lift.

>> No.9597908

>>9597874
That's a novelty item right?

>> No.9597922

>>9597846
Your bottle of Peace lotion might not have been the only thing that went bursting all of its fluids over your package, if you know what I mean.

>> No.9597927
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>>9597874
what would you even fantasize about when you're fucking a brick?

>> No.9597930

>>9597922
that's sick, and now when it arrives I'm going to have to clean it thoroughly, screw you man. Screw you.

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>>9597908
All onaholes are novelty items perfect for practical jokes with friends.

Trust me on that, I wouldn't lie to you, eh?

>> No.9597954

>>9597903
I think it's hard rubber or something

>> No.9597973

>>9594149
obviously new meme named tripfaggot trying to fit in by using the shitty forced meme quotes

lol

>> No.9598030

>>9594149
nice shimapan

>> No.9598303

>>9594461
For US customs it has to be in English. I'd assume other countries have similar regulations.

>> No.9598373

>>9596611
eXe's the manufacturer, and it's lube in a tube.
A good number of onahole come with those 15ml samples.

>>9597846
Probably Meiki 6 (aka ZXY)

>>9597930
It's always a good idea to clean your onahole before the first use.

>>9598030
I'm glad it was a good old shimapan. A kuma pantsu would have been awesome, but those are random.

>> No.9598427

What if I request it's name be changed to "Masturbation tool"? It's not like I give a flying fuck what some damn postman thinks I buy.

>> No.9598446

Got my Secret Twin Tales yesterday. Went with Sana for the strawberry pantsu. No regrets.

>> No.9598516

>>9598446
DHL?

>> No.9598522

>>9598516
Yeah. Took two days to get here.

>> No.9598752

What's the powder that comes with the twin tales for?

>> No.9598854

Thought about buying one of these but holy fuck $60 including shipping for something to stick my dick in, I could go have sex with some cheap disgusting hooker for that much

>> No.9598855

>>9598854
yes, once

but you can reuse the onahole

>> No.9600728

>>9594689
>>9594725
I just ordered those four

cheapest shipping, so it'll take a while...

>> No.9600761

>>9594149
Rene Descartes, you are my hero.

>> No.9600775

I love onahole threads, I love every single one of you.

>> No.9600975

Too bad shipping costs are ridiculously high (for me at least). Selecting e-Packet results in shipping costing more than half the cost of the item (Secret Twin Tales). I guess ordering a few more onaholes will compensate for the high rate though.

I wonder why they removed JPSP shipping since it would had worked out costing far less. Unless you can request it to be shipped this way?

>> No.9601009

>>9600975
Whocoulditbe.jpg

>> No.9601036

>>9594179
Wow you're a lucker. France is very strict about that kind of stuff.

>> No.9601127

I ordered a period blood 17 a while ago. I think I may have been too stingy with the lube because it had a vaginal prolapse and the lining separated from the outer part. The casing still feels pretty good without the lining, but it is more like an old hag hole now. I will be more careful in the future.

>> No.9601142

>>9601127
Period blood? That would never work for me, I can fap to everything but things with blood in them.

>> No.9601153

>>9600728
They're not the best ones out there, though.

Also, they switched from e-packet to EMS because even if their website form shows it's less than 2kg, it's not.
And EMS is way more likely to go through customs than e packet.

Also, you're my idol weakspot confirmed, doesn't seem too fragile but still worrying; rest don't have any.

>>9600761
You too.

>>9601036
Really ? I didn't know. I know more about UK sweden and US laws than my own country's apparently.

>>9601127
It's a known problem on the 17evo model (you'd think they'd have fixed it by the time they released the bordeaux) and something to be cautious for with dual layered onahole.
Also 17 requires too damn lube.

>>9601142
I think he refers to the 17 bordeaux inner structure's color.

>> No.9601156

>>9601142
Its version two of the 17. It's colored for no fucking reason except to make it ugly.

>> No.9601192

Ordered a Index onahole. Now it says "Awaiting presentation to customs commissioner". Are they going to open it ?

>> No.9601197

>>9601192
They're sending in the SWAT team.

>> No.9601201

>>9601192
Not a good day to be in the UK right now.

>> No.9601235

The Seventeen seems so plain. The inside isn't very exciting besides the molded cervix.

>> No.9601247

>>9601192
Don't be alarmed. I've had parcels full of Touhou H stuck on that for a day or two, but never anything confiscated.

>> No.9604793

>>9601153

As far as I can tell, Sweden laws aren't a problem with onaholes. And unless there is a law I don't know about, that states masturbating to/with children's underwear, I think the secret twin tails stuff will pass.

Of course, if they REALLY want to get you, they can always attempt to claim you bought an onahole molded from a real child, and try and jail you for sexual abuse of children. I'm just not sure how they'd prove it is exactly like a child. But for these people it sometimes is enough to just give you hell for being creepy, and less about actually accomplishing something.

>> No.9605002

>>9594689
>>9594725

Thanks for this, guess I'll give tsurupettan a try. Too bad there's no JPSP option anymore, so shipping will be just as much as the item itself. On the upside, it won't take a month to arrive.

>> No.9605044

>>9604793
Swedens law : if the character's age is above 18, it's not CP, regardless of appearance.
That's how a recent trial went.

I think you can even push it as far as ``as long as the character isn't said to be under 18, the character isn't''
Long story short, 900 years old vampire fox loli are legal in sweden.

>they can always attempt to claim
Except that if they don't back up that claim, you can sue them for slander.

>> No.9605829

>>9600975
You think you have it bad? Down here at hell, also known as The Lands of HueHue, shipping sometimes goes beyond triple the product price.

>> No.9605870

I used a vacuum for the first yesterday. It wasn't very pleasurable at first, but then I discovered that if I pushed up my foreskin and held it so it covered my penis and then put it in then the foreskin would vibrate and that felt nice.

>> No.9605878

>>9605870

I got a vacuum cleaner stuck on my right ball once.
Fucking hurt.

Thanks for reading.

>> No.9605885

>>9605878
I tried putting mine in but I didn't see what was so great about it.

>> No.9605895

>>9605885

I wonder if there is a man alive over the age of 18 who hasn't put his dick in a vacuum cleaner...
I'd wager at least 95% have.

>> No.9605914

>>9605895
I hadn't since yesterday.

>> No.9605915

>>9605895
Well I for one haven't and I never thought about putting my dick in there or how it would feel good.

>> No.9605918

>>9605915

It doesn't feel good, but you should try it for the life experience.
Only thing is it can swell up and become hard to get out of there.

>> No.9605928

>>9605915
As I said it wasn't good until I discovered the foreskin play that's possible with it, which is entirely unique.
I don't see me using it often, after all you can't cum inside it.

>> No.9605926

vacuums have pretty small holes so unless you're talking about soft dicks, it can be pretty hard to put it in there
heh
and it would probably hurt rather than feel good

>> No.9605931

>>9605928

>you can't cum inside it

Says who?

>> No.9605937

>>9605926
The one I used, mine couldn't go in past the tip's bulge, but it could when I pushed my foreskin up, so I think the small entrance is very short, but that depends on the vacuum.

>> No.9605941

>>9605926

I have a pretty wide vacuum and an average sized dick, works for me.
The poor vacuum gets really loud though when you block it.

>> No.9605942

>>9605931
Cleaning out a vacuum of cum sounds very difficult because there's no easy way to clean the tube without disassembly.

>> No.9605946

>>9605942

Mine has a large removable pipe bit at the end.
I could cum in it if I wanted to, I think.

>> No.9605951

>>9605942
it's a fucking vacuum, you dont need to clean it

>> No.9605968

>>9605951
Please dont use those bully words.

>> No.9605982

>>9605968
>b*lly

Please spoiler that word or add a trigger warning. Some of us have a lot of terrible memories.

>> No.9605990

Damn, "Rubber Toy" sounds far worse than onahole.
Your parents will probably think you ordered a dragon dildo or something.

>> No.9605998

>>9585472
>Rubber Toy
>Lotion

I hope you get that package before your parents do.

>> No.9606005
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anyone try attaching an onahole to a vacuum?

>> No.9606024

>>9606005
That would mean it would have to be a through onahole, which arent very strong structurally, I'd fear the vacuum would get caught on the onahole and break it. This doesn't solve the problem of cumming inside. And if you are using a through onahole, the lube would just get sucked out.

>> No.9606247

Now I want to try it but what if it gets stuck and I die

>> No.9606338

My vacuum is pretty powerful, I would be afraid it would just rip my penis off if I were to try putting it in the tube.

>> No.9606344

>>9606247
Someone will get a good laugh off your corpse.

Catpcha: unsightly shipMem

>> No.9606524

>/jp/ - Vacuum Salemen.

>> No.9606822

>>9605941
>The poor vacuum gets really loud though when you block it.
Because vacuums are sluts that moans really loudly when something is forced down their throats, just like that.

>>9606524
No joke.
You'd think someone would mention penis pumps at some point, good thing that didn't happen.
Vacuums are too dangerous/loud/uncomfortable to be used that way.

On other notes, eventhough using yesterday's semen as lubricant works out, the smell isn't worth it.

>> No.9606842

>>9606822
>On other notes, eventhough using yesterday's semen as lubricant works out, the smell isn't worth it.
Way to destroy your onahole.

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9607714

I'm really happy with the pantsu I got with my Secret Twin Tales.

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9609940

>Thank you for your order.

>We are sorry but since your order is over 2000g including cushioning and the cardboard box, we will switch the shipping service to EMS. But you don't need to pay any additional shipping cost.
*2000g is the max weight for e-Packet service.

>> No.9609949

>>9607714
Hahahaha! I got the Shimapan. I'm the other NJ guy who was scared of buying this thing. Also, what the hell do we do with the powder?

>> No.9609999

>>9609949
Corn starch is used to prevent the onahole from feeling sticky.

>> No.9610006

>>9609949
It's cocaine, you snort it

>> No.9610003

>>9609999
The outside or the inside?

>> No.9610110

>>9610003
Outside

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