/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys ever used this?
http://www.japan-guide.com/penfriend/
I mean, having a japanese friend is the best way to learn japanese, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obntifj6Ohg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ookZng6Pxzo

[Anonymous No.]

You made me feel very guilty because I have neglected two dear (non-Japanese) online friends for months. And they both basically have sent a “well, you're not replying since a long time sadly, but I hope you’re doing fine” mail months ago and I feel terribly guilty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555228

"Hi folks,

I'm a really OTAKU in Japan.
Sounds cool?
GTH! -Go to Hell-
OTAKU means ugly, stupid and killing God in Japan.
If you say "I love OTAKU" or "I'm an OTAKU" in Japan, you will be eliminated by our society.
Understand?
Foreign boys and girls use OTAKU very easy today.
I'm afraid it.
Because, I wonder if they realize the word actually.
If you have the fancy dream about OTAKU, and, want to realize about truth of OTAKU still.
I will fix you.

Just I want to improve my English.
You check my English for better.
I will fix your mind for live REAL OTAKU as same as Japanese, in future.
My message will be severe, nasty and crazy w/ my kindness.
You must find the truth from my message by yourself for becoming real OTAKU.
Of course, I can advise your Japanese a little.

To say honesty, stop becoming OTAKU.
It will be better for your Mam, Dad and your GOD.
Waste everthing, after contact me.

I cannot make daily communication with you.
Just e-mail.

No romance, please.
My girl friends in 2D.

Sincerely,

Gun Sazawa"


This guy sounds awesome, I need to talk to him.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been learning English on some sort of boards in 4chan. It's just much alike except I don't have friends.

[Anonymous No.]

I just started learning Japanese, but I don't think I could do something like this. I had a Japanese friend once I met in an online game, nicest guy I've ever met on the net, but my anxiety got in the way and I fell out of touch with him.

Oh, and since this is Japanese learning related thread, let me ask you guys who have been at this for a while a question - do you do anything to improve your spoken Japanese?

Most phonemes in my language are pretty compatible with Japanese ones, so it's not like I sound as bad as, say, people from the states, but I'm still worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555258
I do this. Except for they know my phone number and they've called me several times and ask if ok okay or dead but I never answer...

[Anonymous No.]

Well sure, it's easy for some whore like her to get japanese pen pals, but what are the chances of us getting them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555296
You can just get a creepy gaijin-obsessed japanese gf like this guy says
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hTRrab_s9o&feature=plcp

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555275

link please.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ayumi (17)
Interests: Movies, Museums, Dining out

Tokorozawa
Japan
Nationality: Japan
Languages: Japanese <-> English

hello,my name is Ayumi.
I want to study English.
English is interesting.

I would like to study English and to go abroad.
Please let me know study, becoming friendly. I also teach Japanese.

thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555306
They only go for the cute wealthy and confident gaijins

[Anonymous No.]

I could never use sites like that even if I wanted to because I don't want to look like a tryhard that wants friends.

Everyone knows that cool people that don't give a fuck don't use social networking crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>ひかり Hikari (17)
>Interests: Movies, Television, Music

>Nagasaki City
>Japan
>Nationality: Japan
>Languages: Japanese <-> English

>年齢： 17

>長崎市
>日本
>趣味： テレビ, 映画, 音楽
>教えたい言語： 日本語
>学びたい言語： 英語
>Hello★.:｡*:･'ﾟ★

>My name is Hikari ('v')/
>I'm second grade sutudent at japanese high >school=D

>I am learning English.
>But my English is poor still .
>I'm sorry if you can't understand my English =)

>I like The UK =)
>So,I want UK's friends who are English >speaker.
>But other countries are also OK (≧∇≦)b

>My English is poor but My Japanese is good >because I'm Japanese haha X)
>So if you want,I can teach Japanese to you☆

>I like Harry Potter !!
>I have the Blu-ray BOX !!

>My hobbies are watching TV , watching >movies, cooking cookies and listening to >music !!


>I love Arashi so much ♥
>Arashi is the most popular group in Japan !!
>They are so cool, cute, interesting and kind >XD
>Do you know Arashi ?

>Could you be my friend ?

>Please message (o^∇^o)ﾉ

>Thank you ♪

Alright, let's get cracking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555319
1/10
too normal, you can find girls like that everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

Akari (16)
Interests: Anime, Comics, Movies

Nagoya
Japan
Nationality: Japan
Languages: Japanese <-> English


Hello!
I'm Akari,16 years old.
I live in Japan.
I like Anime,comic,music and movie:)
I study English.
Could you please teach me English?
I can teach Japanese.
Thank you for reading this.


I'm tempted, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Nao (17)

Hello!
I'm Nao,a high school girl in Japan.
I want a friend,and I want to talk about favorites!
I like comic books,musics,painting and movies.

I want a friend we can exchange e-mail.
I'm very shy.My English is not good,but if you are OK, please send me message!

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone is named goddamn Rina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555341
why did I read that in Little Kud's voice?

[Anonymous No.]

I've tried messaging a few, but they never reply. Feels pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a native speaker.
What's the chance for the japs notice it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555275
>>9555275
>>9555275
>>9555275
>>9555275
>>9555275
>>9555275
>>9555275


Someone find this guy please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555354
Google the text.

[Anonymous No.]

Konbanwanwan!_φ(ﾟ▽ﾟ*)♪
I am 14 years old(soon 15;) from Japan.
I want to make some new e-mail friends from aboard.
I already have some good American friends who are really awesome, so I think someone from other country would be more interesting for me.
I like Funnyyyy people and things. I hate Boooooring people.
I really hate it when people stop writing back suddenly, especially girls often do that, just a random thought.....=(
I have a lot of things I like to do.
If we have some common interests, we could be able to be good friends, I think.
I am looking forward to hearing from you soooon!
ﾅﾆｶｶｲﾃｵｸｯﾃｸｰﾀﾞｻｲﾈｰ"o(-￣*)≡))=Эﾌﾞﾌﾞｰｯ!!←屁
(*≧ｍ≦*)naaaaah

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555355

Already tried.. no results.

Same thing for the other messages.. maybe google doesn't index it for some reasons?

[Anonymous No.]

>Ciel Phantomhive (35)
Interests: Comics, Anime, Writing

Nagano
Japan
Nationality: Japan
Languages: Japanese <-> English

Fujoshi as fug.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine all the emails from narutards they must get... they probably just ignore anything written in english.

[Native Japanese Speaker !!8RQHsvbK0W1 No.]

>mfw non native Japanese speaking weeaboos attempt Japanese and fall on their fat faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555366
Much like japs stuff their mangled engrish everywhere and fail every time?

[Anonymous No.]

If you really want some japanese friends you could try some sites like lang-8.

[Native Japanese Speaker !!8RQHsvbK0W1 No.]

>>9555370
Yes, that is equally as funny, but less pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555371
what's better to find Japanese people? Livemocha or lang-8?

[Anonymous No.]

こんにちは！
僕は日本に住む高校生の女の子です。
僕は英語はほとんど話せません。
なので、日本語で話せる人を探しています!

僕の趣味はアニメや、映画、音楽、スポーツなど
いろいろあります。
なので、必ずきのあう話しがあると思います。

ぜひ、よろしくお願いします。

At least this one can't even write some lines in english.
I'm so tempted

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fug do you register in that site? Trying as hard as possible to contact someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555378
>僕
>女の子
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555384

click on "contact this person" then you'll see "You need to be a registered japan-guide.com user in order to use all of the community functionalities at our website. If you are already registered, log in below. If not, CLICK HERE to sign up for free. "

Click on "click here".

[Native Japanese Speaker !!8RQHsvbK0W1 No.]

>>9555391
Could be a she dick.

Mite b cool.

[Anonymous No.]

こんにちわ！　
おげんき　です　か
ヂエゴ　です
三十　歳　です
私　わ　会社員　です
日本　が　すき　です

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555391
this is why i'm so excited

[Anonymous No.]

>Hi,my name is kazuaki.
>Live in Japane.
>I want a hobby is cooking friend.
I think I'm staying away from this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555391
In all shame and being ready to be called a faggot and kicked out of here, what does this mean? I am confusing 女の子 with something else and don't know what the kanji is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555415
Uses 'boku' but is a girl.
It's moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555338

where did you find her? I want to talk to this one

[Anonymous No.]

こにちは 私の名前はジェイムズです。私したがる練習は日本語。
how wrong is this so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555427
Very.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555426
In the language exchange seeker, filter and put 1-16 with nationality Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555427
It can easy understad james

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555435
>>9555440
oh well I guess I'll use google translate.

[Anonymous No.]

Before reading this, remember Kudryavka's voice.

>しいな (14)
>Interests: Fashion, Music, Computer

>Kobe
>Japan
>Nationality: Japan
>Languages: Japanese <-> English

>hello!Nice meet you
>I am Shina
>I can little English
>I want Study Engurlish
>I can teach Japanese

>メール(めーる)よろしくおねがいします

>ME-RU YOROSHKU ONEGAISHIMASU

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555437

was it mylanguageexchange?

[Native Japanese Speaker !!8RQHsvbK0W1 No.]

>>9555427
Should be;
こんにちは、私の名前はジェイムズです。　私は日本語を習いたいです。 -　ちなみに、私はチンコをなめる事が大好きです。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555445
http://www.japan-guide.com/local/?aCAT=3&aGENDER=f&aAGE1=1&aAGE2=16&aINTEREST=0&
aLANGUAGE1=0&aLANGUAGE2=0&aJOB=&aNATIONALITY=jp&aSUBCAT=&aMES=submit&aPAGE=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555453

thank toy very much man

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555338
Akari~n

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, if I get quoted once, I will post the ultimate profile. You will want to make an account there, I can guarantee that.

[Anonymous No.]

小さい女の子が　どこに　いますか？

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555461

>>/jp/, if I get quoted once, I will post the ultimate profile. You will want to make an account there, I can guarantee that.


say what bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555461
>>9555464

Hi everyone i am iku.

i am 12 girl and im live in shibuya in tokyo japan!

im want practice english to speak more better and if want when are go shibuya we can meeting for guide you fun to do to me for fun.

anyone is ok because i want only learn and having fun to me.

i like movie like im go see avenger! i like onsen becaus is feel sooo good but you canot jump in must go slow becaus is verrry hot!!!

please lets be friend in japan and speak english!

Matta
:) Iku

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555466

someone please befriend and exploit her

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555446

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555466
I'd iku all over her in an onsen if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555466
oh god

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555466
>if want when are go shibuya we can meeting for guide you fun to do to me for fun.
God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555294
Fuck,me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555446
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555466
>i like onsen becaus is feel sooo good but you canot jump in must go slow becaus is verrry hot!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555446
w-what does it say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555446
10/10
James confirmed for international cunt destroyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555312
>>9555354

Sorry, left the thread for a while.
http://www.japan-guide.com/m/contact.html?828432+614497

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555482

Does anyone have this image without the offensive text?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555446
That's how women speak. Here's how a man would say it:
おっす！我が名はジェイムズ、覚えておけばよい。とにかくさっさとオマエ
の肉棒を舐めさせてくれ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555499
Last line is
"i love to eat pussy".

[Anonymous No.]

Purpose: Search Penpal

Aichi
Japan
Job: Student Junior High
Interests: Anime, Music, Dancing
Languages: Japanese, English
Nationality: Japan

Hi,

I'm 12 years old junior high school student. I like Manga, Anime, and ballet dance. I have a dog. Her name is Shusu. I would like to have a penpal about my age. I'm looking forward to hearing from you.

Yuzu


She sounds pretty kuudere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555466
Reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sww_ReeOwJo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555466
Searched for 'men and women aged 1-12', found no such 'iku' person.

Erm... care to give a link for where you're looking? we can collectively care for and nurture her. At least, I hope you didn't write that yourself, I was looking to befriend her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555506
I'm a little girl, so we should be able to get along.

[Native Japanese Speaker !!8RQHsvbK0W1 No.]

>>9555499
Hello, my name is James and I would like to learn Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555509
Are you even trying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555504
I've suddenly become a scary penpal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555509
http://www.japan-guide.com/local/jp/
She's the first one for me

[Anonymous No.]

I found a 12 year old named Reimu.

>>9555506
Nowhere near Iku.

>>9555509
http://www.japan-guide.com/local/jp/?aCAT=2&aGENDER=f&aAGE1=1&aAGE2=15&aINTEREST=0&a
mp;aLANGUAGE1=0&aLANGUAGE2=&aJOB=0&aNATIONALITY=jp&aSUBCAT=&aMES=submit&aPAG
E=1

[Native Japanese Speaker !!8RQHsvbK0W1 No.]

>>9555504
うける～、　日本語うまいね。

[Anonymous No.]

Well this is pretty cool. I've always wanted a pen-pal, you know.

Now I just have to work up the courage to respond to someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555464
Thank you for quoting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask to ppl ITT ( restricted to hot teens )
Could I lick your pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555534

you're welcome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555536
Bugger off to reddit.

[Native Japanese Speaker !!8RQHsvbK0W1 No.]

>>9555536
M... Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555523
some of these are just too cute

[Anonymous No.]

mikuri (10)
Purpose: Search Penpal

Mie
Japan
Job: Student Elementary
Interests: Anime, Games, Comics
Languages: Japanese, English
Nationality: Japan

How do you do?

My name is mikuri.
I am 10 years old.
Favorite food is a strawberry.
A hobby is drawing a picture.
I am studying English.
Thank you


Not as cute as Iku, but...

[Anonymous No.]

You are done for!

Haruna (8)
Purpose: Search Penpal

Miyajima
Japan
Job: Student Elementary
Interests: Anime, Hiking, Dolls
Languages: Japanese
Nationality: Japan

Hi, my name is "Haruna".
I am 8 years old. My third-grade.
My family is the parents and three brothers.
My favorite animal is a dog, two dogs are kept.
My hobbies are collecting stickers, and hiking, to watch the anime, "writing letters".
My lessons are "piano", "exercise", "abacus".
Please become my friend.
Thank you.

はじめまして、わたしの名前は『はるな』です。
わたしは8さいです。小学校3年生です。
わたしのかぞくは父母と3人の兄です。
わたしのすきなどうぶつは犬で、2ひきかっています。
わたしのしゅみは『シール集め』、『山歩き』、『アニメを見ること』、『
手紙を書くこと』です。
わたしの習いごとは『ピアノ』、『機械体操』、『そろばん』です。
わたしと友だちになってください。
よろしくお願いします。

[Anonymous No.]

This is kind of amazing. The website is 75-80% female (for Japan, at least) regardless of what age range you search for. Always.

if this had pictures, it'd be yellow fever online dating heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555536
>I want to ask to ppl ITT ( restricted to hot teens )
No james, no.

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone even reading? I found this one the cutest of them all

TANI HIMERI (12)
Purpose: Search Penpal

Nara City
Japan
Job: Student Junior High
Interests: Dancing, Anime, Calligraphy
Languages: Japanese, English
Nationality: Japan

Hello! I'm 12,will be 13 years old next January.
I lile ballet and I would love to make friends(both sexes OK!). I prefer letters to mail because I think exchanging pictures or goods is more intresting(^^)/ Also,I'd like to make my waritting English more improved! My city,Nara is one of the oldest traditional city ,used be the capital of Japan. If you are intrested in Japanese culture or ballet,p/s contact me!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555553
>Not as cute as Iku, but...
>Favorite food is a strawberry.

Get fucked, man. That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

A lot of Japanese females specify that they're only interested in meeting females, since they're married or not interested in romance. Does this mean that everyone who are willing to meet males are interested in romance?

[Anonymous No.]

Conversations with these little loli are going to be impossible without a reasonable level of Japanese.

...That is perhaps the only thing that's going to motivate me to learn, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555567
I may have found my real life waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555589
Are you kidding me? Once I saw Iku I opened a new tab with kanji translations.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop being a bunch of pedophiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555527
>Interests: Drinking

What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555600
I bet she meant delicious milkshakes and hot tea in winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555597
HahahaHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>Mom, I met this really cool foreigner on the net. Even though he's in his twenties, he still likes anime. He's so fun!

[Anonymous No.]

Iku can't be a little girl
Little girls can't into english,
and also this name is suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555607
Spat my drink everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555607
jokes on you nerd, i'm in my 30s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555613
Was she named Moeka, Akari, Kagami, Kuu, Miku or Youmu, I'd suspect.

[Anonymous No.]

Lots of them are fakes and it often ends with two men faking each other, I have some epic stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555607

I just added a few of these girls on skype, now you've put it that way I wish I never did. The way you said foreigner makes it sound even worse


also; who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one adding the shotas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555627
Please tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555627
>I have some epic stories.
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555607
Unlikely. She'd probably be hiding it from her parents to begin with. What sane individual would allow their ten year old to talk to people on the Internet.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy. The things I'd learn and the good times I'd have if I weren't afraid as fuck from The Awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555637
you mean >>>/jp/
stop shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555631
>>9555629
Wait a moment, you're actually adding some of them? I was just posting profiles, but... be sure to use emoticons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555647
Who the fuck says >epic stories in /jp/? Frig off, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello^^
My name is Kanako!
I am 15 years old.
I live in Japan.

I like English!
I want to learn English and foreign culture!

And I like music!
I like K-pop,Ladygaga and Avril Lavigne etc...

I look for a pen-pal or contact on Face bookand skype.
I look for the friend of the girl from 13 years old to around 17 years old.


Please contact.

And I have skype and Face book.

[Anonymous No.]

The /jp/ers who are adding lolis, either be good looking yourself or search for a picture of a semi good looking guy on the net.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello my name is Sydney and I would like to learn Japanese and I can help you learn English

I'm looking for someone online often
I'm kind of shy and I like music

Your age doesn't matter

>Your age doesn't matter
Cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555643

a lot of them leave their skype profile name, I'm just adding and leaving a message like "Hi !! :D im anon and i would love to help you with your engrish ^_^

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555657
What kind of 15-year-old knows about Avril Lavigne? I'm pretty sure she stopped being relevant almost 10 years ago...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555657

she wants a friend that's female not a male you fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555673
Break out the voice changer, say you're 17, and demand she call you onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555680

you're so stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555672
For some reason Avril Lavigne is REALLY popular in Japan. I have no idea why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555506
>>9555553
>>9555567
>>9555581
>>9555657

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555669
are you finn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555700

no, british, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555698
You forgot friggin' Iku, man.
And why "want to believe"? There are several links in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

tomoka (14)

日本語・英語と少しだけロシア語ができます！

　サッカーが大好きです！


　海外の文化を知ってみたいです(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

　よろしくですヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ

What the fuck? 14 years and already know english and russian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555713
Kud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555684
Why are you so frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555713
>already know english and russian
>>少しだけロシア語

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555584
Anyone who is single will be open to romance if they meet someone they like, surely.

I have a fujoshi friend from this site I met up with once and am still friends with. Actually I met a lot of people but ended up losing contact with most. Met up with one other person for a few days but we only occasionally contact each other now because there's not much we have in common.

I... actually found a nice girl on JapanCupid years ago and we're moving together in soon. I'm sorry I'm too normal for /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555466
>to do to me for fun.
What the fuck is wrong with you, /jp/, am I the first one noticing that?

[Anonymous No.]

A friend of mine was acting as female and exchanged emails with a fellow single japanese female (only via email and with people of the same sex onegaishimasu~, you know the drill) who helped him learning japanese.

He began to really liked her and made some serious progress in japanese.
She told him about her daily life in Japan and other ontouni kawaii stuff.
"Yeah acting as a female was definitely a good idea I would have never be able to know that much about her, she wouldn't even have answering".

And one year later they decided to make a step forward in their relation by using skype.

>Actually I'm a man. (You saw it coming)
>Almost simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello everyone☆!
I'm Saki from Japan(*^^*)
I'm 15-year-old girl;-)
I can speak Japan and English!!
I'm learn France, Chinese and Korean^^
I want to learn Russian☆
If you can help me with these languages,I'm really glad♪
And i can help you with Japanese If you want:D
My hobbise are go to shopping,talk with friends,watching TV and movis,Snailmail and so on!!!!
Send me a message:3

What's wrong with these kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555723
yeah now leave

>>9555731
>I'm 15-year-old girl;-)
It's just like /soc/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555731

their eye's are squinty and it means they can't see what they're typing properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555727
Did you even read the replies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555723
How do you identify the fujoshi? Real Japanese fujoshi are fucking disgusting, which turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555710
You don't genuinely believe eight to ten year olds are posting on foreign exchange websites with this level of English, do you?

I'd call bullshit on just about all of them, unfortunately, maybe I'm just ultra-cynical though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555735
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.]

I am momo,japanese girl.
I am 15years old.

I cannot speak and write in einglish.
I am sorry(・・)

Do you like Japan?
I like all country very very much.
So,i want to make a lot of friends！

Thank you
momo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555710
>>9555752
Case-in-point:
>>9555735

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555752
It'd be fun if it was real and take a picture with her with a sign quoting your post number. Sadly, I'm poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555752
I believe it's mostly google translate or relatives helping them out.

[Anonymous No.]

Since I don't want to make a shit thread for a question, I'll use this shit thread, I don't know Japanese extremely well, conversationally right now. I asked a girl out and after a blushing kaomoji she said 好きやで~ which I know is kansaiben which she knows I don't fucking understand it's meanings. I assume that just means she likes me too?

[Anonymous No.]

>ERROR: You may not contact more than 10 new users per hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555752
>this level of English
English isn't my native tongue and I knew many words by 7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555777
Are you messaging only the lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555773
Not your personal translator.
>>>/lang/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555773
>好きやで

She "likes" you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555781
and also the shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555790
You mean the monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555785

Like in : I like ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555752
You're probably right to a degree, but you have to remember that Japanese people are exposed to English everywhere—they have tons of English loanwords, and it's often used in songs and other media—so it's not surprising if they start to pick up the language at an early age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555752
They cold have asked their onee-chan for help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555744
I don't think I identified her, it was just a coincidence she turned out to be one.

I suppose you should look for the girls who use 僕, and of course the ones who have anime/manga as interests.

Obligatory educational note: Fujoshi does not mean female otaku in Japanese, it means someone who like yaoi/boy love.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello!Everyone!

My name is Yukari.
It is 29 years old.

I want to make a friend abroad.
English is poor, but, please e-mail it.

I keep a very pretty dog and cat in a house. :)

A hobby is to play with a video game and an animal.
I like watching a TV drama & Movie.

I live in Yokohama.
It is a very wonderful town!

Please E-mail :)

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

These lolis expect friends around their own age, right? Not 20+ year old losers.

If some /jp/ anon manages to talk to one please post your adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555785
Meh I don't get all the implications, Japanese not spoken is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

I talk to girls everyday so I want to find some hot guys but all of the guys (16-25) with anime as interests all seem like boring normals.....

[Anonymous No.]

Three finn lolis in the site looking for friends.
It's way more obvious than spotting a gorilla on a sheep herd.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello everybody.I want to tell you Bushido soul and Samurai soul and wabi sabi.I also want to tell you good and bad history of Japan.Japanese culture is very deep.For example, there are Ocya and Zazen and Ikebana in Japanese culture. I think I want to tell correctly the culture of Japan to the United States.I want to teach the essence through the history and culture.Japanese culture has a history. The background of the history has a Bushido. I think you hope to learn from the spirit of Bushido.I have respect for his samurai spirit.
This video can be better understanding of bushido.
Shunsaku Kudo is the story of the Bushido.
http://youtu.be/kLk8E-Ta0xA
http://youtu.be/BiyrV0mqS3I
I think try to spread the culture of Japan.This is why I would like to create a site that explains the culture of Japan.But who does not have any cooperation. Do you have favorite Japan?I'm looking for a collaborator and someone to help me a lot.Please write your impressions of Japan.Could you give me e-mail. I hope you come to a close friend.Thank you for reading.

I don't quite get it, but I think I want her to teach me about the spirit of the samurai.

[Anonymous No.]

Way too suspicious to have had many guys messaging at the same time. The jig is up.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello!

I am a 13 years old Japanese girl.

I love Axis Powers Hetalia.
(Hetalia is a Japanese manga.)
People who like it let's be friends!
I do not speak very little English.
But, I want to make a lot of friends.

Please feel free to write me a message.

[Anonymous No.]

My name is Aya.
I live in Japan.

My hobby is photography and a anime costumeplay.

I will go for a trip to America(Las Vegas,New York) next year.
If there will be a concert of "glee" next year, I go.
I want to see the Broadway musical, too.

I love "glee".
So I want the friend who can talk about "glee".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555822
Some of these are simply amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555831
Yeah, she'll probably get scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555830
I wonder if hetalia fans in japan are as batshit as the ones over here. although a lot of the ones here moved on to homestuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555817
>>9555660
>>9555631
>>9555599
>>9555629
5 at once in one hour. She'll never know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Hi!
My name is Yohei, Please call me Yohei.
I live in Fukuoka now. But I have once lived in Tokyo for two years.
I’m a student in the fourth year at university and majoring in law.
I’m studying in English,Deutsch, Français and 한글.
I'll talk to anyone from anywhere.
Please drop me a line!
I will get back to you as soon as possible.

See ya!

Bonjour!
Je m’appelle Yohei. Appelez-moi Yohei.
J'habite à Fukuoka.
Je suis étudiant. Et je fais des études de la loi.
Écris-moi vite!

À bientôt!

Guten Tag!
Ich heiße Yohei. Bitte nennen Sie mich Yohei.
Ich wohne in Fukuoka.
Ich studiere Rechtswissenschaft.
Ich warte auf deine E-Mail!

Tscheus!

안녕!
저는 요우헤이 라고합니다.
저는 후쿠오카에서 살고있습니다.
나는 대학에서 법률학을 전공하고 있습니다.
이메일 주세요!

자, 또 만나!

興味がある方は日本人でも構いません。メッセージをお送りください！
Japan-Guide歴も結構長いですから、それに関しても聞いて下さい。
よろしくお願いします！

Yohei

P.S. I'm interested in all sorts of culture and language.Regardless of age, sex, nationality, Message Please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555752
Bonjour. Qui est toi? Je m'appelle anonymous :D
J'aime le anime et les petite filles. >,<
J'adore la chien et pomme.^^
Je suis tres petites. 8_8
Ma Francais est tres terrible-_-. Ma anglais est superbe.

I know random French words because I was forced to take french in a bilingual country that has one province for the toads. I stopped shortly after middle school and it's been quite a while since then. If I still have the ability to speak terrible French I think it's possible for japanese children to have the same level of broken English

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555844
>>9555832
>>9555830
>>9555809
Only post interesting ones, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555853
>Aya
>photography
kinda interesting I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555832
what bird is that anime from

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555698
>>9555752
You don't believe 12 year old Iku have a bad english but you believe in capitalizing 8 year old Haruna?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so ready for this permavirgen fagtory, fuck my pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555871
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555871
Bugger off to >>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for watching!

Hi, My name is Moe.
I am a Japanese University student.
My English is not good X(
But I want to lean enjoy English :)

My hobby are
＊Anime　＊Comics　＊Cooking　＊Music
and more!

Please chat with me.
I think that we use skype etc after free-mail.
Mail adress: confetti.cherry★gmail.com（★→@）

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555881
>confetti.cherry★gmail.com（★→@）
qt

[Anonymous No.]

Hi,I'm Miku.

I love japanimation,manga voice acter or
actress,music(classical,sound track,ethnic)
and reading.

I'm interested in other country's culture.
I want to communicate with people in foreign
countries and exchange opinions each other.
But I can't speak English at all.

So please teach me English and I will help you
to learn Japanese with skype.
And please permit me to use electronic
dictionary.

Please send an e-mail with your profile,
skype ID and the time that you can talk
with me.

I'm looking forward to hear from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555809
29-year-old female who lives alone with a cat and a dog... she also likes video games.

All her description is missing is an interest in anime and she's fujoshi as FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi,guys!!
First, I am Gay. I would like to take contact with the person of Gay in the world. I wish to make friends.
If you interested, please feel free to send me some lovely e-mail.
Waiting from you....
Bye...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555881
>>9555887
Dude we can browse the freackin' site, no need to post everyone you find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555904
I'm not interested enough to browse the site but I like seeing them here. Calm your tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555908
But I don't care about name coincidences. I care about moe, not names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555927
Are you legitimately retarded? You think they would get replies that quick?

[Anonymous No.]

Bottom line, no one is contacting anyone and posting her here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555929
No, I'm asking if anyone actually contacted anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555915
They're more than just name coincidences.

>>9555809
Is Yukari and has a dog(okay, which person has a fox anyway?) and a cat
>>9555832
Is Aya and her hobby is photography

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555931
>okay, which person has a fox anyway?
Oh god.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too nervours, I added a loli in skype and when she asked "what time is it now" I replied "I'm fine".
I'm really really really really really ashamed
Guess I can't chat in japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555933
I am actually contacting a couple people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555934
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555934
You asshole got a reply? I'm not adding anyone because I thought it would be pointless

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555935
>>9555934
What do you do about appearance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555934
It's kinda funny, you're a grown man talking to a little girl, yet you're the one getting all intimidated and screwing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555950
Not everyone uses skype to video chat. Though they might be building up to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555939
You looking for a fight dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555952
>/jp/ in a nutshell

- Hamlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555950
Are /jp/ers really ugly or just have bad self-esteem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555953
Be sure to look like Brad Pitt before showing in camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555887
I knew a girl named miku...she was kinda slutty..cute tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555960
Fantastic chronicle. We don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555947
If you want a response you just need to add "Please Respond" to your email.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you supposed to talk about with a penpal?
I had one before and all we'd do was spend time correcting each other and translating back and forth. It was pretty stressful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555979
>spend time correcting each other

Don't do this.

Just get to a decent enough level of Japanese and have normal conversations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555979
some people are desperate for human interaction.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

you guys would be surprised how many trolls use this page

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555979
If you are actually a Hikki there's not going to be anything to talk about

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555979
masturbation tips

[Homura !DoLLFaGERs!!2JFIQGtvKGO No.]

Hi I contacted a girl who sounded cute and she added me on Skype, it's not terribly difficult just don't come off as someone who wouldn't be fun to talk to.

[Anonymous No.]

Just make sure you can speak a little bit of Japanese and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556022

Jokes on you, that cute girl is me and I'm actually a fat and hairy 27-year old man from England.

[Anonymous No.]

Iku fans, I've got some news for you.

http://www.japan-guide.com/community/kuroki/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556034
... Disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556034
...as if that wasn't clear from the beginning

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556034
I will ignore your unnecessary image just because I'm overwhelmed in deception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556034
So, drinking wasn't as >>9555603 said.
Such a sad society. It was just a typical whore who fooled us with her bad english and number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556057
>who fooled us
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556034
I don't get it. What am I supposed to be looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556060
I would quote the rest of posts but I'm too lazy. Just check the post that posted her profile and check the replies.

[Anonymous No.]

If you are under the age of 13, you require the permisson of a parent or teacher in order to sign up.
もしあなたが12歳以下でしたら、登録するのに両親か先生の許可が必要です
。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556065
THAT'S IKU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556075
>>9556065
>>9556057
>>9556050
>>9556042
>>9556038
Don't worry, maybe poor Iku considers herself too ugly and puts on an image of Juvia Loxar.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I was blocked in skype
I never spoke japanese do badly in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556034

>>9556081 is sucking dicks, but that indeed is a cosplay. Perfect bait for the people who, well... posted in this thread?
Iku confirmed for troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556092
You might want to calm down a bit. Your English seems a bit shaky too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556107
His nose is stuffy because he's crying. Don't be mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556034
I don't get it. How the HELL did you get that and why is everyone believing that it's iku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556255
Because I clicked "contact this person", which showed me the username, so I made my own profile, I clicked "see your profile", and in the bar modified my username for the one that appeared in "contact this person" right next to her name.

[Anonymous No.]

How am I supposed to introduce myself to people with this site? I mean, what do I actually say in the contact message?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556385
Look at what they write to introduce themselves. Do the same. It's not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556385
Message them with your skype id.
Some of them give their skype in their message, so you just add them.
I'm doing this and I'm already talking with a 13-years old shota and a 18 years old girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556404
Are you talking with them over video? I am really scared of doing that... They might see my face and not want to talk to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556407
Of course not
I'm just talking with text

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556421
But what if they ask something like, "Hey! I want to see what you look like! Let's video chat!" and they are very persistent? That would be a sticky situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556425
Lie about not having a webcam on you. Or I don't know, express your discomfort like a normal person.

Most people will not press the issue, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556425
Tell them that you're not comfortable with it or something like that.

Or tell them that your webcam's broken.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes I did. It worked fine for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556425
Lie and say you don't have a camera - or, be honest, say you do, but then mess with the camera settings to set brightness to zero / cover the camera with a post-it-note or some shit. Lie and say your camera isn't working, oh noes. Give them some technical bullshit and weasel out of it. They'll probably hang up soon after.

Congratulations, they have revealed themselves to you and you've not revealed yourself to them. Good for verifying whether lolis and or girls in general are genuine.

[Anonymous No.]

I got a reply from someone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556513
Don't talk to us, talk to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556516
I am! I wrote some of it myself but am using a translator for the rest of it since my japanese is very rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556521
Just don't Google Translate.

[Anonymous No.]

this is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556524
ah is bable fish better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556527
yes bablee fish is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556034
...I don't see what's wrong with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556527
I've never used Babel Fish, but machine translations of full sentences are always a little bit wonky.

If you end up keeping this person as a friend, try to learn some Japanese from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556526
Yeah I don't get why /jp/ers even own webcams. Let alone be so hideous they'll scare lolis away.

Well I have no social skills, so I guess I'm just bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556557
i guess onlt reason i have one is because my old laptop died and the new one i purchased had a built in camera, they all do. I uninstalled the drivers for it at least.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Heisig really the best way to learn the language? Seeing this has me really wanting to learn again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556586
You want to know a secret? The best way is to go and use any method you want and actually learn it instead of spending your time asking people how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556586
If you don't hate /a/, they have a daily Japanese thread at 6:30 est every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556586
>>>/a/69924855

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556596
and keep up with it. Doing a little every day can help a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556586
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I used it, I liked it, and others hate it. Asking one way or the other usually leads to a useless argument over whose method is better, which is what the /a/ Japanese threads spend most of their time doing. Either do it, or do something else.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck these japs, everybody take 10 minutes to answer me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556617
That's not a long time at all, especially considering you're both somewhat clueless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555956
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556620
It shouldn't be like this when I ask simple questions like "Where do you live?".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556627
They could also be busy. Maybe they weren't expecting someone to actually message them, and they were doing something else.

Or maybe they're scared and they were thinking of a fake address to give you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your inbox is empty.

How many people did you guys contact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556630
Fuck me, not address. Area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556636
I've already sent 5 messages, no return yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556636
I've sent 14 and received 4.
But I've also added 2 people in skype.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck is the font in this thread (and only this thread) bold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556836
It's wasn't only this thread, it was the entire 4chan.
But it's already ok, just refresh the page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556845

Yeah it's gone now, and this is the only thread that seemed to have it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556798
Same with me, 0 replies.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a native English speaker.
So I searched for exchanging my mother language skills with Japanese.
I found just two girls who matched that profile.
Both of them have my waifu's name.

This must be destiny, right /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I created a generic introduction message and sent off messages to 20 people. I hope they'll reply to me...

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese profiles with :3 and ;_; are obviously fake. I'll be not surprised if it's some of you, dirty pedophiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555466

>Shibuya

Yeah, she wants to go to a love hotel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557114
Bu-bu-but wouldn't you like to have a chat with the little girls on /jp/ :3

[Anonymous No.]

I have made four penpals from this. 2 females and 2 males. I didn't contact anyone. They all contacted me. I also got like 20 other replies but I couldn't handle that many so I just ignored them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557216
yeah I was surprised how quickly I got a message. It's a nice site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556034

I don't get it. What's wrong with this exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to skype with japs but I don't know how asians react to red hair. Do they hate it as much as everyone else in the world? Perhaps this is the one country where I am considered a diamond in the rough.
I have heard we are hated the world over, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557673
I don't think most people have a problem with hair color. Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone messaged me and then I replied promptly. They never messaged me back ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>ERROR: You may not contact more than 20 new users per day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557697
Apparently gingers are burned at the stake in Australia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557820
I'm Australian and I get yelled at when walking down the street by people in passing cars. Without fail. It never used to happen before the south park episode with that coppercab guy.

People used to not mind it before then, even liked by some girls. Now it's a like a sign of something to avoid in a guy - Like obesity or acne. Feels terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Japanese-American
>tfw no native Japanese women want to talk to you because you're not 7 foot tall with blonde hair, blue eyes, and 12 inch dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557857

I think it must only be an undesirable male trait.
I live in Australia and my sister has red hair, despite that she seems well liked by her peers.
Come to think of it, apart from her I haven't seen anyone with red hair for about five years, perhaps the anti-ginger zeitgeist is driving you all away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557876
Perhaps, but I've dwelled upon the possibility that they are right and there are no handsome ginger men. I cannot recall a single one in my life or portrayed in media other than maybe prince harry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557884

Where in Australia do you live?
It might just be the area you live in that people yell out of cars at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557914
Brisbane suburbs currently, happened when I was living in the central coast of NSW too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557925

Hm. I don't know anything about Brisbane so I can't comment on the culture up there.
Seems unusual behaviour to be happening repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, who of you is this?

I'm Jan.
I'm a nerd/geek.I study politics and history at university but I also like to discuss about many other topics.I prefer longterm contacts because many interesting people quit after few emails. I will not ignore anybody. MSN:[e-mail] ICQ:123101387 skype:jan.christian.ruebsam (also facebook)

My interests are:
politics,reading,history,archaeology, anthropology,sciences,videogames,nature, philosophy,psychology,movies,cooking,medicine, geography,economy,foreign cultures etc.

I should add that I suffer from depression so I'm sometimes very gloomy. Except that, I think I'm an honest, caring and helpful person, who also has a dry(dark)humour.I think much, maybe too much and because of my weird interests I cannot relate to most of my peers.;I'm NOT into parties, clubs and the other "cool" stuff.

I hope for future friends and invite all who find my ad interesting to answer me. I do not care about age, sex, race or whatever else. I prefer secular thinking people.

Nerds/geeks and unusual or strange people especially welcome.

I will also gladly help you if you want to know more about Germany, its history, language, politics and culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557979
>and the other "cool" stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

So did anyone here actually contact a little girl and get a reply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558084
I'm making an account as we speak. Don't particularly feel like chatting with children though. I searched for females between the ages of 16 and 30. Shit's gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555366
Who are you supposed to be citing, tho?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make a profile like the ones we were browsing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555567
>My favorite animal is a dog, two dogs are kept.
Filthy Korean loving slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9555796
What a slut!

[Anonymous No.]

Filling out a personal is so depraving. Especially when NEET and nothing to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558174
You don't have any interests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558174
When you are NEET you won't have anything to talk about except interests. Most normal people enjoy to talk about meta stuff like, what you are doing in your free time or they want to tell you about their social problems and stuff. Though you can try anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>Of course I'm not looking for romance.
What a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558185
What if I suffer anhedonia and consequently do nothing but browse the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558215
Sounds like an autismal excuse. I bet you love arguing with faggots and smile every time you genuinely annoy someone or read something fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558223
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

Fug what do you say when they ask what your hobbies are if you're unemployed and uneducated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558215
They're going to think you're weird and probably break up contact with you. If you're good at talking about interesting things maybe you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558252
Lie.

[Imrinfected !!KUFrbmxALEl No.]

>>9557857
Gingers are unconditionally terrible people. Everyone everywhere hates them.

It's not fair, though, I'll give you that. Gingers are terrible because everyone treats them like shit. They aren't taken seriously as humans, and learn to act the part. They turn into worthless, hateful, spiteful sub-humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9557857
Souless faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

It's better to pretend you're female, right? That sounds less creepy somehow. But maybe that's just because I'm a man in my mid 20s and I browse /jp/ so I assume all men in their 20s who'd be interested in this kind of thing for all the wrong reasons.

What about age? That's a tricky one. I'd think 16-18 are would be the best, wouldn't it? Anything above 18 feels too old somehow.

Country? Germany or UK, which is better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558716
I don't see a point in pretending to be a female. As for the country, just put in your real one or if you must choose between those two, choose the UK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558782

>I don't see a point in pretending to be a female. As for the country, just put in your real one or if you must choose between those two, choose the UK.

In both cases it's a matter of improving your chances. If I were a 14 year old Japanese JC I'd rather respond to a 17 year old girl from UK than to a 'hi I'm 24, I fap to 2hus and I think Takane's butt is the miracle of the universe, I'd give everything to smell it' creeper.

Also an average Japanese (or rahter, an everage non-European) seems to believe UK, Germany and France are the only countries in Europe (I'm overexaggerating of course but you get the point). Except I don't know French so I'm left with UK and Germany.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558819
I dunno, in my experience some teenage girls are actually interested in talking to older men, especially if they're "exotic" or foreign, in this case. It may be that they're too shy for it, though.

Also, there's no need to sage anymore, thread's hit bump limit anyway. I kind of wish some more anons would share their "progress" with this thing, this has been an interesting thread.

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>>9558819
I don't know why you'd even want to talk to a young girl. What interests are you going to share? I'd rather just talk to some old salaryman bro instead. I saw one guy on there, he was like 40 and just wanted to talk about booze, anime and sightseeing.

Regardless, if you pretend to be a girl and then they find out you're a guy later, it's going to suck more than just trying to find one who doesn't mind talking to you in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9556636
You're not listing yourself as a 12 year old right? I put down my actual age 27 and got a reply reasonably quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9558993
oh and put in some japanese even if it's a translator mangling.

[Anonymous No.]

So, any updates? Letters from a loli? An image?
I've got nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9559600
No one actually sent anything. In my case, in my case, I'm socially ankward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9559600
sent 10 invitations yesterday, no response yet

[The Jan guy No.]

I found it quite funny to find my old japan-guide ad here on this site. Can't sleep anymore so I googled my name to find out if anybody had already attacked me under it because of my political activism. Fortunately not. But that website was really great to find decent-minded Japanese people online and also some from other countries. Writing a proper introduction that shows that one isn't a weeb. I was really disappointed when it closed. The guy running it said it was costing to much. How is such a cheap platform costing much?

[Anonymous No.]

basted jan

[The Jan guy No.]

I have no idea was basted means. That penpal site actually brought me much more than had initially expected. But anyways. Who cares anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9559723,3
"Jan" is short for janitor around here, aka the guy who deletes off-topic threads. People don't like them due to a long history of janitors on this board clashing with the users over what's appropriate to post here. To make a long story short, things spiraled into ironic jokes pretty quickly and "based jan" (to make another long story short, based means "awesome" and basted is just a different way of spelling based) is now something people spout seemingly at random for laughs. >>9559723,2 probably found it amusing that you call yourself "The Jan guy" and jokingly made a reference by posting "basted jan."

[Anonymous No.]

you're alright jan