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/jp/, I present you with three choices:

1. Go to Gensokyo, but you can never fuck the 2hu of your choice. Being friends is okay though, and you don't need to have a job.
2. Go to Gensokyo. You can fuck any 2hu you choose, but you are expected to have a job and support yourself rather than live a subsidized NEET life in the human village.

Which would you pick, and why? Also, which 2hu wuld you fug?

>> No.9542587

The third?

>> No.9542597

Is that even a question?
1 of course since I don't want to fuck any touhous anyways.
But if working would make the touhou I like happy then I would gladly do so

>> No.9542599

>>9542574
Gensokyo doesn't exist retard.

>> No.9542603

>>9542574
>2hu of your choice
Do I get to fuck 2hus not of my choice? Do I get to be fucked by them?

>> No.9542633

3. Jump in the lake.

>> No.9542624

>>9542599
Neither does the email field, apparently.

Also stop bullying.

Third option would be to continue your life as it is now, but to be guaranteed truNEET status for the rest of your life. This status also allows you to live on your own, with a very small amount of money, but enough to buy maybe 1 fig like every month or two (maybe twice that if you live with the absolute bare minimum every month in regards to everything else).

Keep in mind you get to live by yourself, though, and therefore, you don't have other people to interfere with your truNEET status. Also, since this is hypothetical, you'd also live in a place where the odds of getting robbed are relatively low.

>> No.9542630

>>9542574

2nd obviously.

>> No.9542643

1 is fine. It's not like I'd actively be trying to get laid anyways. I'd just have a dandy time mooching off a rich human villager (or at least I think that's what you do in option 1 based on what it says in 2) and exploring.

>> No.9542645

I would want the 2nd, but I don't want to fuck any 2hus. They are all pure maidens and I don't want to defile any of them with my disgusting manseed.

I'd like a job in a human village though, I want to be a librarian or something, where I can work quietly and enjoy the little things in life.

>> No.9542656

>>9542603
You can fug them if you can win them over somehow. You're not limited to one, but this comes with realistic constraints of a relationship: you can't expect the touhou of your choice to necessarily be okay with everything you do, nor can you expect them to not get mad and leave you if you end up cheating on them.

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9542667

I'll take the first one, if giving up sex means I get to spend all my time with her, then I'll take it.

>> No.9542674

>>9542574
So if I pick option number one and choose a touhou, I can live like a prince for the rest of my life and fuckk all the touhous except the one I chose? How is that a catch? Option 1 all the way.

>> No.9542678

>>9542574
2 and Reimu

I mean I already have to work in real life without a 2hu to fug so its nothing but an improvement.

>> No.9542682

Can I choose option 2 but instead be reborn into Gensokyo and have a meaningful eternal relationship with the 2hu of my choice?

>> No.9542685

>>9542674
I think it's save to assume "2hu of your choice" means "favorite 2hu"

>> No.9542692

can i live with her (or in the same place ex. if it was tewi then i'd live in Eientei) in option 1 or do i live in a human place

>> No.9542702

>>9542674
Well, I guess I worded it so you could take advantage of loopholes, but I mean, why would you want to change your choice 2hu? (aside from getting involved with 2hu a long time ago and then deciding your choice 2hu is from a more recent game).

>>9542682
Sure.

>> No.9542703

1. I'll just jack off like I always do.

>> No.9542706
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>>9542702
Thank you op.

Now I can be a moon rabbit too.

>> No.9542707

1, obviously. But I would voluntarily get a job working like a dirty slave at SDM.

>> No.9542711

>>9542692
That's your choice. Since you'd be leeching, they might get sick of you and send you off to the human village (or possibly do worse if they're a 2hu that eats humans) anyways, though, so it'd be of your best interest to at least be able to get along with them.

>> No.9542718

>>9542674
>>9542685
It appears to me that any Touhou you choose to fuck becomes unavailable the moment you choose to fuck it. It's like catch 22.

So you either get a job or no fucking for you. Sounds like real life, but at least you're surrounded by Touhous.

>> No.9542738

Can I choose 2 and then go out on my own instead of getting a job?

>> No.9542742

It's more like you go to Gensokyo, but then you realize have to work anyway because nobody actually dispenses autism bucks, and then you spend your whole life trying to win the affections of your favorite Touhou.

You never do and eventually settle down with a nice village girl, but never forget about the lady of your dreams, whose image haunts your dreams.

Thousands of years later, long after you've gone to Higan, your daughter, having gained immortality, is still out for blood.

>> No.9542769

>>9542742
Wait, why would said daughter be out for blood, hypothetically?

>> No.9542783

>>9542738
Would what you be doing be the equivalent to doing roughly ~30-40 hours a week worth of work? It has to be productive in some way, you can't just be a professional NEET or hermit or something like that.

>> No.9542788

>>9542783
Ugh...I guess I can chop firewood or something.

>> No.9542792

>>9542769
To regain her father's honor. Or something. I'm not 100% sure how it works.

>> No.9542801

>>9542788
That would only count if the firewood was needed and if you could start or be part of a business involving it.

Chopping firewood for the sake of chopping it would just destroy trees and get you nowhere because no one would use it anyways.

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"I can't believe you chose to be my slave! Just how horny are you, you lewd savage!"

>> No.9542833

Two seems like the only realistic choice. I don't think anyone would support me for no reason unless I was some form of royalty.

It's not about fucking or being with your true rabu, it's just about wanting to survive. Granted, I'd probably end up in the human village, living my life there, so maybe it would simply be better if I had never gone to Gensokyo anyway...

>> No.9542854

>>9542801
Can I pledge my service to a big place like SDM or Eientei instead?

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>>9542854
Sure! You can join me (>>9542706).

With triple the manpower, Eientei will prosper and Reisen will get a day or two off!

>> No.9542878

Number two, of course.

My ambitions are great. I simply won't be content with a humans lifespan in Gensokyo and would work my ass off to become some manner of youkai, if not a god.

However, I am at least somewhat realistic. I would definitely end up a farmer of some sorts, beating myself up in the heat of summer to make a living. I wouldn't let this deter me, however. I'd study my ass off, no matter how tired a shitty day job would make me.

Wooing a 2hu can wait till after I become at least somewhat competent at magic. Fuck taking it easy. I'm aiming for the top.

>> No.9542884

Why wouldn't you want a job in Gensokyo? I would become a Youkai hunter.

>> No.9542889

2, working in Gensokyo would be much better than working in the real world.

>> No.9542897

>>9542884
It's more likely you would become a youkai dinner.

>> No.9542938

>>9542873
Hm...if I could do that than surely I could squire for Mokou too. Unless that doesn't count as a job since she's a hobo.

She probably doesn't need someone bringing her spare pants after a fight anyways.

>> No.9542951

First one because I can easily pick my least favorite Touhou.

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>>9542938
You could totally hobo it up with her I bet, hunting and gathering for her is probably no issue.

>> No.9542976

2, but I wouldn't actively fuck any select Touhou. I'd just like to have the choice.

>> No.9543058

Stop sexualizing the Touhous!

>> No.9543260

2, as long as I can work for the SDM or apprentice myself under Marisa (Under the condition of >>9542702)

>> No.9545573

Are we magic?
If not 1, obviously. 2. would just be interesting since it'd be like real world, but I'd be magic. so fuck all of you.
1.

>> No.9545636

Haha what?
Number 2 by a longshot, i'd do anything to fuck all the 2hus pregnant.

>> No.9545683

Go long as I can live an uncomplicated lifestyle, I'd be fine with working a field or tending a shop. As for choice of touhou, I'd have to try and get to know one in the flesh before making a decision, but Mei-Ling's dedication, easy-going personality, and physical strength puts her on the short list, I guess.

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9545732

Two. I will do anything it takes. I get the feeling she doesn't approve of laziness anyway.

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