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Are there any touhous on /jp/?

I mean real, true touhous. I am.

I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a touhou. She called himself Remilia Scarlet. She came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about her ability and Gensokyo.

She placed her hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to her. She grabbed me by my neck and sunk her beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.

When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completely. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.

What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood.

So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.

>> No.9537440

Stopped reading after it turned into roleplaying shit.

>> No.9537442

>She came in through my bedroom window

Really? Not the bathroom?

>> No.9537452

I think you were molested by your uncle OP.

>> No.9537465

tl;dr OP, but to answer your question
>Are there any touhous on /jp/?
The answer is no. There is no internet in Gensokyo.
Hope this helps.

>> No.9537468

Oh wow OP. You got to make me your underling too!

>> No.9537476

I have my own insert self for Touhou as well.
It's embarrassing but I can't help it.

But at least my insert is an Oni, unlike your faggot vampire shit OP.

>> No.9537479

Pretty epic and random story. Could use some bacon though.

>> No.9537485
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9537485

After years of training I finally turned into a K-ON guys! I'm so happy I could cry!

>> No.9537491

>>9537476
Tell us more about your touhou persona.

>> No.9537492

>>9537442
I chuckled.

>> No.9537493

>>9537485
What was your routine? I've been at it for 3 years now and I'm still not ready...

>> No.9537497
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9537497

During my last meditation session I finally transformed into a pony. Imagine my excitement.

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9537510

>>9537493
I just took it easy, had cake and tea at least 6 times a day, never worried about a thing. You can do it too, just be an elegant lady!

>> No.9537516

>>9537437
How are you in /jp/ then?
There are no internet in Gensokyo.

>> No.9537542

>>9537516
nitori make a computer XDD

>> No.9537558

>>9537542
I'm not talking about a computer turbonerd, i'm talking about internet.
At least you need the agreement of a ISP to have access to internet.

>> No.9537583

>>9537437
>She called himself Remilia Scarlet.
>She
>himself
Faggot nerd.

>> No.9537585

>>9537558
ZUN also confirmed that Gensokyo has no internet.

>> No.9537634

>>9537585
Gensokyo must be a stiffy place. Hills and hayhouses everywhere.

>> No.9537665

>>9537442
Didn't anybody see?

>> No.9537696

>>9537585
Now I'm not saying that OP isn't a faggot, but the whole "internet in Gensokyo" thing can be easily explained with gaps. Seriously, feel free to pick apart any other part of his little fanfic, but gaps act as a pretty great catch-22 for anything touhou.

>> No.9537710

>After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a touhou. She called himself Remilia Scarlet.

Male female Remilia is actually your faggot weeaboo neighbor trolling you
the fangs in your neck was actually a syringe with drugs

and then they all raped you in the ass, he and his friends from con dressed as touhous and twilight vampires
and they do this every night for three years now

>> No.9537728

Normals get out

>> No.9537730

>>9537710
I wish I had them for neighbors.

>> No.9537769

Uh, guys... Isn't this a modified version of old copypasta? I thought someone would have noticed.

>> No.9537789

>>9537769
Some did but were bored enough to play along.

>> No.9537866

>>9537491
I don't want to, It's embarrassing.

>> No.9537874

I haven't seen this copypasta in 5 years and I got nostalgic for old /x/ fuck you OP.

>> No.9537887

>>9537437
> sire to a few of my own underlings

What kind of lewd stuff did you do turbobaka?

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