/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Post your most loved Touhou and why you love her.

I'll start. I love Cirno because he's so innocent that she's happy all the time, even when she's bullied by being an idiot. She's also very positive and easygoing.

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu, because she's the best to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536801
Soku at dawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536801
But that's like cuddling with a 12 year old boy.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Marisa because her brashness and irresponsibility is incredibly endearing and she's generally just a super happy and fun Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

Kanako, because I love how she's always willing to go through everything if it's for her ideals, for her principles. If it's for her faith, she'll go to heaven or hell, as long as it's for her cause. I don't have a goal like that, an ambition like that... I lack this purpose. I envy, and greatly admire her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536812

what a lame nerd autist reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536823
Seriously dude, that was a great reason to like her. Why did you say such things to the guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536823
Yeah it's a pretty cheesy reason but it sounds more valid than because he wants to bang her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536812
The way you put it, I think that you're right. She's very persistent, and that is her virtue.

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite is Marisa, for pretty much the same reasons >>9536811 mentioned. Also, I really like her hair and clothes, and she would be fun to hang out with and play games with.


THIS is a quality thread.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

Wriggle. She is the very embodiment of some of the most joyous times of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Hina.
Because I want to bang her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536841
Ok, I just don't know anymore. Wriggle is male or female?

[Anonymous No.]

Because she has hime bangs and a bow. And is a faerie. Thats all I got though, not enough of her to get a grasp on her character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536836
I don't really want to bang her. The touhou I'd bang is Satori. I love her design in general.

[Anonymous No.]

Kogasa.
I love her perseverance to try as hard as she can no matter what even if she fails.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9536849
Female of course. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536849
Are you retarded? There are no male touhou (like there are no male /jp/sie)

[Anonymous No.]

She is responsible, but she would make a fun companion nevertheless of her "serious" character. Also I tend to imagine sweet, passionate sex with her. After all, we would be a normal happy marriage, that's all I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536849
It's best to just not think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536862
In which canonic source she is confirmed as a female?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536868
Wriggle is the exception. There must always be a shotabait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536868

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536858
Spending your life with her would be a living hell comparable to no other touhou.

Every time you open a door, she's there to surprise you. In the middle of the night she wakes you up to surprise you. Sitting on the toilet, reading a book, shitposting on /jp/ no matter you're doing she'll be there to surprise you. Your life would become 24/7 surprise until you die of shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536878
Very masculine female

[Anonymous No.]

I love Ran because she's dependable, hard-working, and very smart. Without her the house would fall into disorder and chaos. I'd like to be needed by someone like that.

I'd also like to imagine she's very loving. I'd really like to have a little family with her and Chen.

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>>9536880
It shouldn't be too bad since she's bad at it. He would just have to feign mild surprise and she'll stop for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Okuu for many reasons. As far as physical attraction goes, I love her long dark slightly messy straight hair, her bright red eyes, her tall slender build, her beautiful majestic wings that are big enough to wrap you in, and her pretty radiant smile.

Personality wise, I absolutely adore her constant cheerful demeanor, and how she always seems so excited and happy about everything. She is very dutiful and responsible as well, with how she runs and maintains that nuclear reactor by herself, which I really respect. I also love her childish innocence and how she always seems to be completely ignorant about how pretty and sexy she is.

But most of all, I love her because she makes me happy every time I look at her.

[chi !XR.n8j9yaw No.]

Flandre.
She may be crazy, and she may be socially retarded, but that's because she's been locked in the SDM basement for centuries. She has the power to destroy anything and everything, even though she herself looks physically weak.
I don't care what any of you bullies say. I don't believe that she is the worst 2hu. Canonically she's great, but /jp/ lets the memes and her popularity amongst secondaries make them hate her.
Plus, she's cute. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

Canonically the most beautiful touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536870
Every piece of canon she appears in.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9536870
IN official profile, for the earliest.
>彼女の周りには多くの虫が集まる。
>彼女

>>9536868
Genji.
Rinnosuke.
Unzan.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Yuugi because she seems like a pretty laid back bro. I like the whole 'drink and fight with honesty' thing the oni have going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536897

Sorry, I'm legally bound to add "Ugh, fucking Wriggle..." to any Wriggle related comment so....

Ugh, fucking Wriggle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536915
They kind of remind me of vikings, which is awesome.

Oni Valhalla

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9536926
If you wish to fight, you need only ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536948
Bring it, I've got my can of bug spray right here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536865

She's a complete bitch and would probably do nothing but talk down to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9536981
Maybe he's into that.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9536973
You don't stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537009
It's a really fucking big can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537009
Oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537023
Nigga thats fuckin Vespa mandarina

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537056
You underestimate the size of the can.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia because she talks down to me and makes me feel like the pig I am.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9537065
If it's as large as you claim, how will you spray it?

>>9537042
You're messing with the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537085
Magic.

[Anonymous No.]

Hong Meiling.
I don't know why. I guess Reimu and Cirno used to be my favorites after reading REIMU and CIRNO's one two three.

Whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Kaguya because she is very pretty and I like here outfit.

And I want to look like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537173
if you truly think she's beautiful, you'd never....

[Anonymous No.]

I like Marisa because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Marisa also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Marisa is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love Marisa and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537187
I look forward to reading your future posts.

Have a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537187
If that was a trolling attempt, I congratulate you for your efforts. If that's not your purpose, lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537224
>>9537214
Newfaglets X----D
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/text/except%20she%20has%20friends.%20Oh%20god%20I%20wish%20I%20had
%20friends%20too%20%3B_%3B/order/desc/

[Anonymous No.]

Udonge.

She works really hard and is calm and cool-thinking. She reminds me a lot of myself. I also think she looks really good and I absolutely love her character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537187
Marisa isn't nice. Also, back to >>>/a/.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write something nice like everyone else, but I'm no good at that. I guess I like her somewhat teasing attitude and her association with flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite is Youmu, and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537235
Would it be too naive to pretend that they were just pretending to be newfags?

[Anonymous No.]

I like Mokou because I relate to her. My father is dead because of a whore, my family is dead like her clan, we both smoke and we both only have a single friend in this world.
I feel like that if she has strenght to take all this shit, then I will be a weakling for not having myself.
She's so pretty ;_; I wish I had a girlfriend like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537262
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537235
What a fucking newfag! We've had over 8000 replies to that same kopipe and you've never even heard of it!
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>>9537246
Fear not, they will be punished in the coming race war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537224
That's a variation of an old kopipe. If anyone needs to 'lurk more', it's you.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Patchouli because she owns a magical library and doesn't go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537319

Did she take this picture in the mirror?

[Anonymous No.]

I like Sanae because she isn't afraid of her sexuality.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Komachi because she is laid back and looks like a bro.
I'm not going for her tits like everybody else, because that's what only sickfuck do

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537324
It's a drawing, retard.

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>>9537335

Kid, you don't know how foolish that comment was.
All I did was observe that Sanae's hair snake is on the wrong side and I get such vitriol from you.
I hope your life was fulfilling because I'm coming to end it with my bare hands. Stay out of the shadows, buddy, because that's where a trained Navy Seal lurks waiting to snap you in half.

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>>9537349

[Anonymous No.]

She's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537349
Suck on my fucking cheesy junk, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537349
>>9537357
Samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537373
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD. I made one of those posts and neither of the others. Stop pretending you are a mod, or actually know shit about anything. You are such a fucking idiot. I love it when stupid faggot little dipshits with tiny dinks like you do those "Same person" line-ups and are totally wrong. Suck my big hairy cock you pathetic know-nothing little queer bait. I'll make you wear a fucking dress. What a stupid fag you are. hard to believe. Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537381

Thank you for defending my honor. Did you train in the SEALs too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537385
No. I'm the leader of the Green Beret's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537381
Lol, you guys can't even beat some sandniggers. There is nothing to be afraid of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537419
I can send a drone to Gensokyo to kill your favorite Touhou. How about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537439
I doubt they can kill my favorite 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537439
Not that poster but please don't. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537450
Well if that fails, I'll just put order an air strike on Hakurei's shrine, destroying the barrier, destroying Gensokyo by way of human disbelief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537466
Or totally just release a tonne of 2hu's into the world.

[King of Carrot Flowers, Part 2 !ITAOTS3nPc No.]

>>9536890
>and her pretty radiant smile.

As opposed to very radiant smile?

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't pay much attention to in-game dialogue until I first played Scarlet Weather Rhapsody. When I did, I noticed
that most of the girls were busy picking fights for stupid fighting-game reasons. I say "most" because Iku didn't -
in her huge number of appearances, she was the aggressor exactly twice, and both of them were caused by her being
thoroughly fed up with the "victim" being terrible (Yukari being a cryptic, obfuscating troll and Tenshi jerking the
entire surface world around for entertainment).

Since - at that time - I worked on an aircraft carrier full of trolls who thought boredom was a good reason to try to ruin
everyone else's day, I was automatically sympathetic. It admittedly doesn't hurt that her character design is swag as
fuck, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537494
Her radioactive smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537439

I think you should keep your fucking imperialist warmongering Western bullshit out of our sphere of influence, cocksucker. The Bear Is Back, and we've got dibs on that fantasy-land. Thought you hedged us out permanent-like by nuking the 'slants in 45, did you? Wave your dick around for everybody to see? Well surprise, motherfucker, you missed a corner! Don't even think of coming here. Those pint-sized slants in Vietnam kicked your asses with our hand-me-down shit - I'd hate to see what some actual youkai with our latest-greatest toys could do.

Step off, whitey.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Satori because I want to have sex with her.

[King of Carrot Flowers, Part 2 !ITAOTS3nPc No.]

I love Remilia because she is a loli with red eyes and a fang (or two).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537498

ahahahahaha oh wow, I had no idea the image would fuck up my attempts at formatting like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537518
Thank you for your honesty.

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>>9537512
Go back to your child `modeling' site, Rusky, or I can assure that you will be so destroyed that wanting every Red dead will be mutual between us both. You are just a nation of punks and the citizen's of Gensokyo would never accept your rule in exchange for shitty weapons and bombs. You think their death bombs are deadly know? Wait until we start strapping C4 onto fairies.

You'd be best to remember Afghanistan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537545
>strapping C4 onto fairies.

get the FUCK out

[Anonymous No.]

Members of the Moriya Shrine.
Because of their perceived sexuality.
I got tired of all the pure pure crap and just liked them because of the reputation. Sanae ain't half bad either. Her breasts are very big too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537545

I'd continue this repartee, but -

>Go back to your child `modeling' site, Rusky,

I laughed at that one way too much. I forfeit, sir, and happily. Have an Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537559
How can you call that big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537573
ZUN art isn't canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537555
>555

[Anonymous No.]

I like Alice because she's creepy and no one really enjoys her being around, she gives off a radiant vibe of unpleasantness and is generally avoided by everyone. Like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537573
fuck off with you canon shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537581
>>9537584
faggot buttstatus: buttbliterated

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537559
Secondary to the max. Shit I bet you're one of those faggots that thinks fanon shit is canon.
I mean its perfectly fine to like fanon stuff but you're just fucking one of those stupid secondaries only into touhou for the porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537565
That's so very sad. I enjoyed it. Have a falling Satori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537588
You better watch your whore mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537580

She's friendly if you're a human. Same with Yuyuko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537559
>Sanae
>Big breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537590
>this faggots says this, but then goes fap to the multitudes of yuri porn for the series
I really hate stealth scum like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537613
Where's YOUR proofs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537609
Where's your proofs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537616
Here it is!

*grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537559
>>9537581
>>9537584
>>9537596
>>9537609

I don't believe this butthurt secondary is butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537559
I like Sanae because of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537622

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537627
Is this canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537643
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537559
>pure
>because of reputation

>Implying slut is good
>only care about his dick
>goes far as defending it and denying canon

I can't bear the amount of faggotry you have in your dirty mind, son
I wish I bought a steel hammer and smack it to your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537661
Who are you quoting fagmaster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537666
u're mum

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537660
>Picture
>Canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537660
>Uses fan art to pathetically try and prove his point

Hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537682
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537670
>>9537682
Samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537682
I was simply giving a stupid reply to a stupid question. Epic reaction image and greentexting by the way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537688
u're mum

>>9537692
No, sorry sir, I'm not the one posting below me, I swear.
and you please just leave. for your own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537707
Cool /a/ reaction image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537707
``I posted a reaction image again!''
-u being a newfaf looser frm /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537713
>>9537715

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537707
Is this canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537718
No, just autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537707
- ageru's with shit posting
- posts re/a/ction image.jpg
- tells others to leave

Sorry, dood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537718
Is canon pronounced like I think it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537734
I posted it again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537734
Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537713
Yes, actually that is special for a faggot like you

replying more of this or perhaps samefagging and you're officially retarded

and I'll just bump the mistake you've made>>9537559
Good afternoon

>>9537733
Yeah, I apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537751
Fuck off back to /a/ already, ``please~.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537751
I don't know why you keep spouting samefag, the only posts I've made are >>9537733 and >>9537717

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537751
Fuck off back to /a/, already, ``please".

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537776
GJ! 9537751-dono

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537767
`` and '', not `` and ".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537765
I know you're not him
but I think he has made several samefagging before, yes, the one who looks defending his slut theory all the time.
I'm sorry if I've mistaken you for being him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537808
I think the guy who said Sanae has big breasts was just 'trolling' the easily flustered Sanae fans. I don't believe for a second he's serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537802
gomenasai asdasfasn;lgjnksfdmk;gmd;lksfgdfashadxxczvzxcvzxcvzxcvz lolnerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537826
but look at the replies, there's clearly someone who defending what people've said otherwise, I don't know if he's just trolling....
but arguing with those kind of people has been a daily basis on /jp/, amirite? so no hard feelings

but what's bothering me is that you're seemingly felt mistakenly suspected as the troll ,so for that I humbly apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537934
Thanks you for using my shitty OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9537808
Slut theory didn't get created on /jp/, you secondary scum. That shit was made in Japan and is one of the reasons why Sanae and Suwako are some of the most sexual Touhous to ever grace their island country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9538105
Who's saying that it was created on /jp/, It is indeed created in japan but also by Its filthy secondaries that even ZUN despise horribly. remember Japan is also have a bunch of shit people just like you.

It is you who're stupidly believes on that and defended it was canon when It's supposed to be a joke, a worst joke.
Just play the games and read some print works and article and feel the canon only if you didn't too sticky to exaggerated fanon.

Japan fandom=/=canon

and for semi-actual fact, Slutnae is indeed exaggerated by western. I heard it from some /jp/sies. It's just seemingly what it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9538085
I like it, it's really cute~

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

Rumia because Daawwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

Suika because she's cute and her personality is funny and she is deceptively smart. Also because I like horns.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a hard choice, but I will say Yukari, her wise motherly nature, her decent size bust, her amazing outfit, her trolling, her awesome attacks in 7.5 10.5 12.5, and overall power in Gensokyo.

She is the kind of guardian that it deserves.

I suppose my favorites after that might be Kanako and Yuyuko.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya. I know she has her quirks, but when I look past them I can't help but to feel warm and fuzzy in the inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>9545237
You sure love your mom types.

[Anonymous No.]

i like cirno cos shes a baka.

[Anonymous No.]

Because she's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Koakuma because there's always money in the banana stand.

[Anonymous No.]

BROFIST

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya.

Because she is S tier in both IaMP and Soku and I win a lot of tournaments with her in both games. Too bad they both suck.