/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you could sit down and have a chat with any touhou of your choosing for a single hour, which one would you pick and what would you two chat about?

No lewd stuff allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

I would either have one of magicians teach me basics of magic, or try to negotiate with Yukari to take me to Gensokyo.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

I would talk to either Reimu or Yukari about the possibility of me or anyone on /jp/ entering Gensokyo, of course.

Failing that, I guess I'd just ramble on with Wriggle.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably 20 minutes of me tripping over my words, an awkward silence and an awkward goodbye.

[Anonymous No.]

The chat would just be me listening to her so anyone who wold have funny things to say would be fine, like Suika or Marisa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9535556
flandre >.<

[Anonymous No.]

Hina-Sama. She does so much for humans by taking their misfortune. Yet she mostly seems to be alone I wish to praise her and tell her that I appreciate her

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari or Shikieiki or someone else who is in charge.

I'd ask why the 60-year cycle of the Resurrection of Gensokyo is related to massive amounts of death in the outside world. Is Gensokyo hungry or something?

I want to know if opening a portal to Gensokyo is a good idea when its existence may be morally wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Satori, because she would be able to understand all of my troubles without me saying one word. She might not be sympathetic due to lewd thoughts I would be trying to hide though.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Keine, on any other night than a full moon. Would take the opportunity to get some historical questions answered. For example:

-Did Fermat actually have, or believe he had, an elegant proof of his last theorem, or did he just make it up in the knowledge he was dying?

-Does any of the reconstructed recipes for Greek fire come close to the original?

-Has there at any point been a second Sphinx at Giza, or is that just another crackpot theory?

-Who got the body of Alexander the Great after Caligula robbed his tomb for his armour?
(He apparently felt he needed it for cosplay)

-What custom lay behind the hair of Miyamoto Musashi being buried separate from his body?

-And lastly, to answer a thought experiment I've long since forgotten the specifics of, has the sudden and somewhat embarassing death of a baker in Belgrade at any point in the past millennium significantly altered the course of history?

Or more likely, we'd end up talking about something entirely different. But I like to be prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd ask Yuyuko to kill me, so I could live in Hakugyokurou.

[Anonymous No.]

>which one would you pick and what would you two chat about?

If she's forced to tell the truth, Yukari, I'll ask her about Maribel, borders and metaphysical shit.

Else, Aya, I'll have a fun hour full of gossips and shit-talking.

[Anonymous No.]

I've love to have a chat with Alice about her thoughts on consciousness and self-awareness. I wonder what she thinks of artificial intelligence and its relation to her dolls.

Or, failing that, I wouldn't mind just watching intently at the best puppet show i'd ever see in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

I am sure talking with Yukari about philosophy would be fascinating, assuming she doesn't try to troll me, the feeble human I am.

>>9541458
^I was going to answer something like that, until I scrolled down and saw your own answer.

[Anonymous No.]

Id listen to her problems all day ;~;

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya, about the lunarians and moon sex

[naitoknaito No.]

I need to know more about the concept of border, Yukari it's then, if I manage to understand it I may be able to tear a hole in the Hakurei border.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli. I'd talk to her about the basics of magic, and if I couldnt understand them, I'd just talk to her about her.

[Youkai !MoexhwpANo No.]

I'd like to talk to Yuuka. She could teach me how to be better at gardening and how to live off the land and maybe we could become friends. I'm sure she'd be a pleasant conversationalist and we'd enjoy the weather and just have a fun time. I'm sure her interests go beyond botany though, so our conversation would just drift from one subject onto another until our hour had passed. And maybe after that she would invite me over again for another chat.

If I had to choose a different Touhou though, I think Keine would be a fun person to talk to. We'd go over history and the nature of some of the other youkai and I think it would be very educational.

[Kirisame !Marisa/2.A No.]

I'd try and get a free sword fighting lesson from Youmu.

Failing that, disccusing the life of a half ghost would be fine as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou. I think she'd be a cool person to just generally hang out with, even if she keeps to herself. I'd ask her a few things that pertain to life and how she views it if she would answer.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia or Kaguya, about how to maintain to be rich despite never leaving your place

[Anonymous No.]

Hong Meiling.
I would talk about how I am her biggest fan.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9546060
YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>9546069
Lol bitch please
You are no match for 4000 years of history.

[Anonymous No.]

>No lewd stuff allowed.
What's the fucking point?