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"Oh hey there anon! Don't be shy around us, this place allows for mixed bathing. Won't you please come join us?"

>> No.9528542

Me on the left disguised as a basket of eggs

>> No.9528541

no

>> No.9528548

Like this would ever happen. They'd see my body, a couple would throw up and the others would be running away.

>> No.9528552

Mixed bathing is disgusting.

>> No.9528553

"Sure!"

oh boy, those RP threads again

>> No.9528560

>>9528552
I don't know why she even mentions it. Are there any guys around here?

>> No.9528567

>>9528553
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SPOILERING?

>> No.9528576
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>>9528542
Okuu is about to eat the shit out of you.

>> No.9528579

>>9528567
He's spoiling all the fun!

>> No.9528588

I want to splash around like that with that pink hair loli too.

>> No.9528589

>>9528576
I can't wait

>> No.9528613

Don't be shy around this *grabs report button*

>> No.9528620

I wonder if they think it's weird for a gaijin to participate in a Japanese communal bath.

>> No.9528653

This would be extremely awkward as they would talk about the size of your penis and Okuu and Orin would ask you to tell them who's breasts you thought were better, leaving you in a lose-lose situation.

>> No.9528672

>>9528653
I'm a lover of all breasts, no matter the shape or size, so both of yours are perfect.

There you go anon.

>> No.9528681

>>9528653
Okuu would protect me

>> No.9528686

Don't they eat all males? No way I would even enter there willingly.

>> No.9528687

>>9528653
I'd rather think we'll all have a casual conversation while drinking sake. If things turned lewd, it'd probably be with one of them, and in a more decent way.

>> No.9528698

>>9528687
What's a decent way of being lewd?

>> No.9528702

>>9528698
You keep on your hat.

>> No.9528705

>>9528698
Two girls and no guys.

>> No.9528711

>>9528705
That's not lewd.

>> No.9528723

>>9528711
your lewd.

>> No.9528726

>>9528653
Since Okuu and Orin are best friends and all, I don't think they'd put you in a situation like that anyway, much less get offended by your decision.

>> No.9528731

Why would I want girls to see my tiny penis?

>> No.9528730

*glomps her* 'betre not anyone try to take my fox girl ;)... else i will jutsu them...'

>> No.9528738

>>9528731
How big is it? It might not be as tiny as you think.

>> No.9528739

>>9528731

In roleplay shit threads, everyone has a large penis. Join the sizeable dong club.

>> No.9528741

>>9528731
The Komeiji family wouldn't be interested in such lewd things. They are only curious about how you are as a person.

>> No.9528745

>>9528698
Neither of us would start the sexual innuendos and like "Okay let's fuck!"

I'm no master of sociability, but in those cases you usually find the person you resonate better with (many things like character, looks and charm included, all decided seamlessly by the brain) and you start your own string of conversations. As you get comfortable with each other you start getting closer in a figurative sense. Maybe afterwards she'd offer to walk you home or something? My imagination cannot run that fast.

>> No.9528746

>>9528731
Don't you want to be insulted?

>> No.9528748

>>9528542
Me around Orin, disguised as a towel.

>> No.9528753

>>9528738
Not that guy, but I'm 100% sure a girl would be disgusted or laugh at me if she ever saw my penis.

>> No.9528758

"Fucking Japanese, bitch! Do actually believe I would bathe with a mongrel like you? AMERICA STRONG."

>> No.9528764

>>9528753

You will have to post it for analysis. We will let you know if it's worthy of laughter.

>> No.9528766

>>9528738
It's not tiny-tiny, but it's small. The fact I'm giving you a general indication rather than a number should give you some idea.

>>9528739
Too neurotic for that to work for me, I'm afraid.

>>9528741
I would care. I would probably even snap at them for not pointing it out, as though they're going out of their way not to.

>>9528746
A little, but genuine embarrassment and gut-wrenching panic would set in.

>> No.9528780

>>9528773

but I like Orin better

>> No.9528773

*fugs Okuu*
What now nerds? I just le NTR your waifu

>> No.9528784

>>9528773
She would kill you for harboring insincere thoughts about her. And Satori would tell her.

>> No.9528786

>>9528780
*fugs Orin too*
Damn fag this is exhausting.

>> No.9528794

>>9528786

what about the sisters?

>> No.9528797

>>9528786
Rinnosuke is my waifu, what now, gaylord?

>> No.9528811

>>9528797
*tries to get my cock hard but it's impossible after fuging the other two and cumming inside each 5 times*
>>9528794
You there, switch with me.

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9528836

Can I join?

>> No.9528851 [DELETED] 

Small penises are cute.

>> No.9529046

>>9528731
I do

>> No.9529072

Is your cock cute or just small?

>> No.9529091

>>9529072
Mine is 10 cm erect, I beleive that is very small.

>> No.9529232

>>9529091
thats fine, believe it or not, not everyone has a pornstar sized dick.

>> No.9529305

>>9529091
proof is required

>> No.9529329

>>9529305
I'd rather not, it's not cute at all.

>> No.9529348

If you wouldn't bathe with them, you're gay tbh

>> No.9529386

>>9529348
Yeah. Who wouldn't take the opportunity to bathe with the Komeijis and their pets?

In terms of how awesome it would be to bathe with, Komeiji household > Eintei > Hakugyokorou > Yama > Mountain Shrine > SDM

>> No.9529392
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>>9529348
Or lacking self confidence, honestly I can't think of much men who would jump in a pool full of naked beautiful women and not look like a retard while hiding the boner.
In fact I think a single women would be overkill for most of us, don't talk about several of them.

>> No.9529417

>>9529386
I wonder if Okuu would let me help wash her wings. I hope it wouldn't embarrass her too much.

>> No.9529454

Innocent bathtaking is nice, but there will be perverts trying to take advantage of such a situation.
Therefore I'd rather go to the men only bath and spare me and the girls some awkward moments

>> No.9529459
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9529459

lol nudism camp lololol

>> No.9529518

Ugh, I was taking going to take a bath at 3 in the morning because I wanted to enjoy myself and take it easy too...

>> No.9529628

>>9593292
Who says you'd have to hide it

>>9529386
Personally I'd like to bathe with in order:

Hakugyokorou > SDM > Komeijis >the rest
I could never pass up a chance to be with Yuyuko

>> No.9529635

>>9529628
>Wanting to bathe with the Shit Devil Mansion over Komeiji household
>Not wanting to bathe with bunnies and Moon Princess

>> No.9529637

>>9529635
who are you quoting?

>> No.9529646
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>>9529628
I'd pass them all up just for the Onis.

>> No.9529657

The worst part is when some idiot suggests comparing dicks, and it turns out yours is smallest.

>> No.9529665

>>9529646
To be honest, I would probably choose them over Komeijis if you threw in Mamizou and Mokou.

>> No.9529670

>>9529657
You seem to associate with extraordinarily civilized people.

>> No.9529669

>>9529635

But "Shit Devil Mansion" has China and Patchy, two of my favorite 2hu
Also I said I never said I'd never bathe with Eintei

>> No.9529698

>>9529665
You sir, are a classy man with tastes to match.

>> No.9529832

>>9529669
>China
Shit
>Patchy
Mediocre

>> No.9529851

>>9529832
>China
>shit

Kill yourself

>> No.9529859

>>9529851
She has no personality, is only liked because of lememesredditxD, and is the ugliest red-head ever.

>> No.9529872

>>9529859
>lememesredditxD
....what?

>> No.9529877

>>9529872
You realize the only reason she isn't forgotten is because she caught the Sakuya pad train.

>> No.9529879

>>9529859

She has a down to earth personality, which is something I like about her. Also

>China
>ugly
Son you are gay if you think she's ugly

>> No.9529887

>>9529879
Her personality isn't down to Earth; she just has no personality.

>> No.9529886

>>9529877
I didn't get what you were saying. Excuse me, but I'm not very up to date on /v/-speak. I shouldn't expect more from a retard that misuses greentext and genuinely likes Tewi.

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>>9529635
I would love to bathe with Eientei.

Udonge's my favourite, it would be hard to resist touching her ears and tail.

>> No.9529894 [DELETED] 

>>9529886
>Hates Tewi
>Doesn't realize /jp/ started le Reddit xD trends
>Thinks there is a way to misuse green text
It's like I'm really on /wg/!

>> No.9529895

>>9529894
who
are
you
quoting?

>> No.9529899
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9529899

Everybody shut the fuck up and stop bullying. Back to talking about bathing with the Komeiji's.

>> No.9529900

>>9529895
>Thinks that greentext is used for quotes
First year on 4chan?

>> No.9529904

>>9529900
who
­are
you
quoting?

>> No.9529911

>>9529899
The best part about bathing with the Komeijis is that you're bathing with Koishi.

>> No.9529917

>>9529887
Yes she does. She's kind and sweet and gentle.

>> No.9529929

>>9529917
She isn't any of that. Her only real niche is that she is inept at keeping Marisa out of the mansion, or anyone for that matter. Anything past her ineptitude is fanwank, just like Koakuma's personality.

>> No.9529931

>>9528532
>>9529899

Why do I keep forgetting that Koishi is a girl? It's not that I consciously think of her as a boy, it's just that I keep forgetting that she's a girl. Does this happen with anyone else?

I keep forgetting that Futo is a girl too.

>> No.9529934

>>9529931
they're all girls you retard

>> No.9529937

>>9529931
Nah. I've just about memorized everything having to do with Koishi, as she is my favorite character. I used to not be able to tell Soga, Futo, and Toyo apart, though. Mostly because none of their powers really stood out, and they all had gray-ish hair.

>> No.9529941

>>9529917
Stop arguing with a /v/tard that likes a lying and sadistic sack of shit (Tewi) and a bunch of murderers (Eientei).

>> No.9529946

>>9529937

I don't even know who Sago is, and isn't Toyosatomimi no Miko usually shortened to 'Miko' instead of 'Toyo'?

>> No.9529950

>catgirl or whatever asks if I want to take a bath with her
have you ever seen a tub after something furry had a bath in it? that would get on you if you were in there; no thanks

>> No.9529957

>>9529946
If I shorten her name to Miko I'll get her confused with Reimu, who I usually call Miko.

And Soga is the ghost-legged vengeful spirit that shoots lightning and shit.

>> No.9529975

>>9529957

Oh, you mean Tojiko.

What the fuck, man, her hair is GREEN. And 'Toyo' has those weird hair poofs in addition to having BROWN hair. Neither of them are close to Futo's gray.

>> No.9530134

>>9529975
Their hair was just too similar for me. I'm used to the final boss and the stage 5 boss having drastically different hair colors.

>> No.9530567

Orin is my waifu

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>> No.9531263

>>9530593
>No Koishi
> Detachable Eye
>Orin with a towel
wat

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