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9522970 No.9522970 [Reply] [Original]

So two fairies walk into a bar...

>> No.9523003

and one of them says "I'd like some sake please"

So the bartender gets the first fairy a bowl of sake. The fairy drinks down the bowl and burps.

The second fairy says "I'd like some wine, please"

So the bartender gets the second fairy a glass of wine and she drinks it. She doesn't burp.

The first fairy said to the second, "hey why didn't you burp".

The bartender interrupted and said "That's because that wasn't really sake, it was my piss."

And the second fairy laughs

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9523056

Well, I guess Minoriko does kind of look like an old timey bar wench with that outfit.

>> No.9523104

Sanae es mi mujer.

>> No.9523110

>>9523003
It's funny because it's true
Sake tastes like piss (or at least what I imagine piss would tastes like (very bad))

>> No.9523119

>>9523110
Piss is actually salty, don't ask me how I know it

>> No.9523128

And then the two fairies realize Sanae is a huge slut.

>> No.9523130

>>9523119

Well, okay. If you really don't wanna tell me that's alright -- I'll respect your privacy.

>> No.9523138

>>9523128

Fuck off.

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9524177

Aya thread

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>> No.9524259

>>9523128

Whoa man, that's hilarious. Did you make that up by yourself? I think you are truly the kind of quality /jp/ posting.

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