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9512995 No.9512995[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Eh? You're still a virgin? Well, then I guess we'll have to fix that...

>> No.9513001
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>> No.9513005
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fuck off whores

>> No.9513013

Please post more disgusting, smelly, smoking slut 2hus.

>> No.9513026

>>9512995
Some dedication on those book titles.

>> No.9513039

>>9513026

I want to red GIRL'S SEX

>> No.9513050

>>9512995
>>9513001
Begone filthy whores of Babylon!

>> No.9513083

i wanna gangsta bitch yo, a gangsta bitch
i wanna gangsta boogie with my gangsta bitch

>> No.9513106

Slutty Dicksuckers Mansion

>> No.9513120
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Gensokyo brothel

>> No.9513128

N-no.

>> No.9513131

>>9512995
But I wasn't born a little girl. How am I supposed to have sex now?

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>>9512995

>> No.9513185

I don't think whores would be interested in fixing a virgin loser while they could be hanging on some big juciy dicks

>> No.9513197

Confident, alpha girls frighten me. I'm leaving.

>> No.9513217

>>9513185

I'm not so sure about that

>> No.9513233

>>9513217
I'm pretty sure of it.

>> No.9513258

>>9513233

Women are unpredictables anon

>> No.9513263

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>> No.9513264

Shit, must've taken the wrong portal to Gensokyo.

>> No.9513267

Please be gentle.

>> No.9513274

>>9513258
Wouldn't know about that, since as a loser virgin I don't interact with them.

>> No.9513271

>>9513197
They turn me on

however these are just skanky whores who usually have awful and unendearing personalities

>> No.9513556
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I want to meet a woman who is so slutty that she'd actually have sex with me.

>> No.9513589

>>9513556
Just so you can call her a skank and kick her out of bed?

>> No.9513590

>>9513556
You would contract syphilis and become deformed.

>> No.9513618
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/jp/ after spending a decade of being forced to adapt in this nightmarish hellhole of a Gensokyo

>> No.9513638

>>9513618
It doesn't seem all that bad. /jp/ actually looks pretty happy and confident now.

>> No.9513679

>>9513589
No, so I can thank her for being awesome and taking this goddamn monkey off my back.

I don't expect everyone on /jp/ to care about their virginity, but that's fine if you don't.

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>>9513679
I used to go out and help people like you.

>> No.9513710

>>9513702
By having sex with them?

>> No.9513718

>>9513710
Yes.

>> No.9513730

>>9513702
But I'm not gay.

>> No.9513732

>>9513718
Like with your penis?

>> No.9513744

>>9513730
Some only got blowjobs and it's not like they ever found out my true gender so they could say the same.

>>9513732
That was never used.

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>>9513718
Are you a girl? Because I'd like to believe that there are girls who go around taking guys' virginities to make them feel better.

>> No.9513761

>>9513744
What did the others get?

>> No.9513783

>>9513761
Anal

>> No.9513784
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>>9513761
You already know.

>>9513743
Sorry to disappoint.

>> No.9513788

>>9513784
>You already know.
I could figure but you said ``and it's not like they ever found out my true gender [...]'' so now I'm confused.

>> No.9513800

>>9513788
The joke was that it has no gender. It was just a shapeless demon of lust tricking people into seeing only what they wanted to see.

>> No.9513802

>>9513788
I was referring to the ones who got blowjobs, I should of worded that better. Obviously the others found out.

>> No.9513808

>>9513802
How did they react?

>> No.9513814

>>9513802
So which country are you in? Do you still offer your services?

>> No.9513838

>>9513808
Shocked at first, but no one turned it down. There was a point where I had only given blowjobs for a while because I did not want to ruin their special day, that a "girl" would do all that, but I wanted to give more and I was getting lewder I think.

>>9513814
USA, I stopped like 4-5 months ago which is why I said used to.

>> No.9513889

>>9513838
I'd let you blow me.

If you looked like a girl and had cute feet.

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>> No.9513956

Sakuya can stay. You two go.

>> No.9513957

>>9513950
Weird eye 2/10 would still fuck.

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>> No.9514228

>>9514220
You could have still done us the favor of spoilering it.

>> No.9514231

There is nothing attractive about slutty women or slutty dress.

Ugh.

>> No.9514232

>>9514220
I want a cosplay of Sakuya in slut form.

>> No.9514250

>>9514220
bueno

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9514253

Leave Patchy alone, please.

>> No.9514302

>>9514220

I bet she is a rapist

>> No.9514327

>>9514302
She takes virginities, look at that lewd piercing.

>> No.9514335

>>9514327

She takes you soul too

>> No.9514378

>>9514335
Would it be worth it?

>> No.9514412

>>9514378

For me yes

>> No.9514701

>>9514412
Are you special?

>> No.9514714

>>9514701
All of us are special, anon.

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Nooooo!! Patchouli's not like that!

>> No.9514773

>>9513838
Where did you go to meet people?

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>>9514773
Wherever nerdy stuff was sold, manga sections of bookstores and things like that.

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op pic reminded me of this dj

>> No.9515108

>>9515069
What city do you live in?

>> No.9515117

>>9515069
I honestly believe you're a hero and deserve something amazing. You're way too kind.

>> No.9515138

>>9515108
Do you plan to look for me?

>>9515117
I thought everyone got satisfaction from helping another person?

>> No.9515147

>>9515138
People enjoy helping others, but never the way you like to help, even though your way helps people a lot more than most people think. But people don't think it'll help them and some people can end up very depressed because of it. As I said, you're a hero.

>> No.9515154

>>9513950
>>9514220

Source/name?

>> No.9515161

>>9515147
Thanks! I have not done it for months though and I am unsure if I will continue.

>> No.9515163

>>9515138
honestly, I am too lazy to put the effort to find you. I could fap to the thought of it.

I live in the south anyways so chances are you're not even close to me.

>> No.9515183

>>9515163
Well I'm in the west/midwest. I still think you should go out and look, maybe there are others like me, maybe real girls which I think people would prefer.

>> No.9515192

>>9515183
>maybe real girls which I think people would prefer.
Where do you think you are?

>> No.9515193

>>9515161
I'm not in the same country as you, but even just the thought someone like you exists, it's really nice, it makes me happy. Though I'd actually need to leave the house to find someone like you.

>> No.9515229

>>9515183
I gave up on looking for that a long time ago, but it is a fantasy of mine to basically go through the scenario you describe

>> No.9515244

>>9515183
What a coincidence because I just happen to live in Ohio.

>> No.9515257

Why is everyone like that from the US? Living in stupid Germany I'll never get to fuck a cute /jp/sie.

>> No.9515260

>>9515244
Yea, I am nowhere near there. I did say west/midwest, officially my state is not midwest but some people consider that it is.

>>9515229
You should keep looking.

>>9515193
Well I hope there are others so even people I cannot help will be helped by others.

>> No.9515274

>>9515260
>Well I hope there are others so even people I cannot help will be helped by others.

Sometimes people weren't meant to be helped. I think talking to you is about the closest I'll get to actually experiencing things. Thank you for at least talking to me.

>> No.9515283

>>9515069

But how did you approach people?

Any tips for people who might be interested in continuing your efforts?

>> No.9515285

>>9515260
How far? I'm live in Ohio, but I'm spending time with family in Kansas.

>> No.9515286

>>9515260
post pix

>> No.9515291

>>9515283
>But how did you approach people?
Not very difficult if you're pretending to be a girl.

>> No.9515303

>>9515260
how many people did you help?

>> No.9515301

I went to hire a prostitute once, but I saw a nigger who I guess was the pimp and halted the idea out of fear.

>> No.9515306

>>9515291

I meant more what was said. What if the person isn't a virgin or interested? Sometimes it's hard to tell who's shy or who's just being quiet.

>> No.9515312

>>9515301
Good move. I got one once, but she refused to pretend to be a little girl and laughed at my small penis, so I left. She still took my $300 though.

>> No.9515314

>>9515283
>>9515291
A simple hello works. If they react weirdly to your touches then you know they don't have much experience with girls.

>>9515285
>>9515286
Well that is closer but like I said I stopped doing this 4-5 months ago.

>> No.9515321

>>9515312
Fucking whores man.

>> No.9515334

>>9515312
You got lucky, she probably had an STD and your life would be ruined right now. You would be posting from your deathbet, dying of AIDS.

>> No.9515331

>>9515314
How did you get them to actual let you blow them though?

I mean, I'm sure even a desperate virgin would be wary of some stranger offering to suck them out of the blue.

>> No.9515333

>>9515291
I don't know, I can only imagine what these people pretending to be girls actually look like. I think I'd rather hold onto my virginity than lose it to an ugly crossdressing cumdumpster.

I'd much rather not risk catching anything from an ugly person when I can just spend money on a nice looking girl and catch the same diseases.

>> No.9515338

>>9515314
You really should do it for a /jp/edo. You went out of your way to tell us about it, and you clearly enjoyed it or you would not have done it.

>> No.9515350

>>9515338
I'd pay to spend a week with the person in the thread.

>> No.9515352

>>9515314
Start doing it again! I need some tender loving. ;-;

>> No.9515384

>>9515303
please respond ;_;

>> No.9515386

>>9515331
Well you have to talk to them first and get them to open up a bit which can take some time with some but you have to take the lead in it all, you can be open about what you are doing and some will go for it and some wont. It's a hit or miss really, as you said some are very distrusting of the whole thing but most don't deny you when you put your hand on their crotch. If you plan to do this you have to make sure you pass, TRULY pass. The entire point of this is to get them to think that a girl, because most of these guys who go out don't actually want to get it on with a guy, was accepting of them.

>>9515338
>>9515352
I'm sorry, there was a good reason I stopped. A /jp/ related reason and that is all I will say.

>> No.9515392

>>9515386
>A /jp/ related reason and that is all I will say.
You were raped?

>> No.9515396

>>9515386
Can I pay you to pretend to be my girlfriend online?

>> No.9515399

>>9515386
please elaborate anon.

>> No.9515427

I am sorry I have to go at the moment so I wont be answering anymore questions here but I have left an e-mail if you wish to contact me. Just don't expect a reply today as I may not return. Anyone is free to e-mail.

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Ganguro-ish sluts?, no.

I want to kill this artist.

>> No.9515543

I'd like to know how many emails he ended up receiving.

>> No.9515555

>>9515543
I sent one

>> No.9515616

>>9515543
I sent around 600

>> No.9515622

>>9515616
lmao denko XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.9515636 [DELETED] 

Hey you yes you! Listen to me I have a tale of what happened to /jp/! Yes, that /jp/
There once was a story of a poster who was a respected member of his anonymous community. He was diligent at keeping the peace with his fellow
Anons. Suddenly, one day he couldn't handle the influx of off topic posting. This off topic drove anon mad! He then decided to use his quick wit and irony he made defamatory remarks and wud tell ppl 2 suk dik rofl thn he shitposted so hard nerds flt it in their colons xDdd he ended da day makin an epic new memes

>> No.9515646

>>9515636
Keep forcing this. Maybe one day you'll be responsible for an epik meem xDDD

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>>9515427
I am sort of surprised at the amount of e-mails, please don't be shy. I am willing to talk to you no matter what you are looking for.

>> No.9516341

>>9516317
Can you take pictures for us to masturbate to?

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>>traps using lies and deceit in order to steal the power of straight wizards

Why? Do you ever think how they would feel from their point of view?

>> No.9516363

>>9516357
>Do you ever think how they would feel from their point of view?

They just got their dick sucked by a girl.

>> No.9516369

>>9516357
congrats on the marriage

>> No.9516383

>>9516357
Hey you yes you! Listen to me I have a tale of what happened to /jp/! Yes, that /jp/
There once was a story of a poster who was a respected member of his anonymous community. He was diligent at keeping the peace with his fellow
Anons. Suddenly, one day he couldn't handle the influx of off topic posting. This off topic drove anon mad! He then decided to use his quick wit and irony he made defamatory remarks and wud tell ppl 2 suk dik rofl thn he shitposted so hard nerds flt it in their colons xDdd he ended da day makin an epic new memes

>> No.9516402

>>9516363
No they did not. It was by a guy dressed as a girl.

I just don't get the point of lying and fooling people. It's seems like a dick move.

>> No.9516406

Don't be tricked by this slut, /jp/! There's only disappointment and sadness waiting for you.

>> No.9516414

>>9516402
you told me you were a soldier and you failed to save my family , you lied to me...zunbar

>> No.9516415

>>9516402
Why are you being stupid? You said think of it from their point of you, I told you what they thought.

>> No.9516438

/jp/ - Beta Culture

>> No.9516453

>>9516317
I'd like to see a picture on an anonymous image board before even handing you my e-mail.

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