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9511863 No.9511863 [Reply] [Original]

He learned Japanese in 15 days.

>http://forum.koohii.com/viewtopic.php?id=10188

What's your excuse?

>> No.9511864

I'll do it tomorrow

>> No.9511866

I am not that guy.

>> No.9511870

Thank for the virus OP ):

>> No.9511871
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>>9511864

>> No.9511872

He didnt learn shit

>> No.9511873

>>9511863
If I try, I'm sure I can do that too. Just knowing I could do it is enough for me.

>> No.9511877

o yea well guess what op i learn german, chinese and sanskrit in 4 minutes top dat faggotron

>> No.9511878
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I have just eaten 15 chocolate fingers.

>> No.9511880

>>9511872

JEALOUSY
THE GREEN EYED MONSTER

>> No.9511882

>>9511880
But he's right.

>> No.9511885

But he didn't actually learn anything.

>> No.9511887

>>9511882

How? Anyone can learn things quickly if they don't procrastinate constantly and they keep up their reviewing.

The only people who have troubles with long-term memory when cramming are people who are too lazy to review.

>> No.9511888

>>9511887
That's not relevant to anything here.

>> No.9511890

I'm a pathetic piece of shit who can't motivation himself to do anything in life and I'd be better off killing myself but I'm too pathetic to even do that?

I think that's a fair excuse.

>> No.9511895

He didn't learn shit for Japanese.
HURR DURR I KNOW THE GENERAL MEANING OF THIS SCRIBBLE, ERR HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT?
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.9511897

>>9511895
He learnt how to write and recognise the characters. Which sounds like what /jp/ is always struggling with.

>> No.9511899

>>9511890
I think you're cute ;)

>> No.9511901

I like how people always react with hostility when confronted with someone who has an intellect far superior to their own.

>> No.9511903

I'm sure that with 8 hours a day I'd learn over half joyos in 15 days, but I can't because I'm not healthy.

>> No.9511905

>>9511901
I like how you keep bumping this shitty thread that has no actual reason to exist with irrelevant nonsense.

>> No.9511907

>>9511897
Just because you can write or recognize a character doesn't mean shit if you don't know the on-yomi or the kun-yomi.

>> No.9511909

>>9511897
In other words, he knows as much japanese as a chinese person who never has studied japanese

Basically, its as much as saying you know latin because you can read english

>> No.9511911

>>9511905
Not OP but it'd be nice if I could stop having to hear /jp/ complain about Japanese orthography when it's actually not that hard.

>> No.9511912

>>9511899
Thank you anon.

>> No.9511914

>>9511909
No one is seriously saying he learnt Japanese. I thought it was obvious that

>He learned Japanese in 15 days.

was a joke.

>> No.9511920

One day we will have no need to learn Japanese, we'll be able to translate text perfectly with the click of a mouse

I just hope that day comes soon

>> No.9511922

>>9511920
It will never happen though.

>> No.9511931

>>9511920
Nope.

>> No.9511926

>>9511920
wishful thinking: the post.

>> No.9511932

>>9511920
Go away Cudder.

>> No.9511933

>>9511920

Typical /jp/ mentality.

No wonder you're such a useless sack of shit.

>> No.9511939

I know all the kana very well, but I don't know how to proceed and have idly picked my nose for nearly a week now.

I'm stupid and don't get how to properly use Tae Kim or Kanjidamage.

>> No.9511942

That's impossible.

>> No.9511944

>>9511939
Just have sex with a Japanese high school girl. Guaranteed to teach you 100% japanese.

>> No.9511956

>>9511901
Willpower you mean.

Though intellect may be right because he isn't posting on /jp/.

>> No.9511958
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>>9511871
I mustn't run away...

>> No.9511959

>>9511956
/jp/ is the most intelligent board on 4chan.

>> No.9511961

>>9511959
We're on the same site right?

>> No.9511967

>>9511961
Have you ever visited any other board on 4chan? /jp/ is the only one with consistently good grammar and original content.

>> No.9511973

>>9511961
He is right.
/jp/ is the most intelligent board if you look past all the spam.

>> No.9511981

meanwhile, thread #90122 or "How to I learn Japanese" is made asking /jp/ the best way to learn kanji from anons who still are on kanjidamage or have quit because they find some guys method to be useless cause they have ADHD.

>> No.9511993

>>9511967
>good grammar
not a firm indication of anything other than some users are anal and can't handle a lack of capitals in an otherwise completely coherent sentence

>original content
yeah every day there is a new flan thread.

>> No.9511995

>>9511993
What is your problem? Did you get bullied today?

>> No.9511999

>>9511995
did my post come off as passive aggressive? i am just pointing out that i think what you said is incorrect.

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Baww he made a comment about beating my time ;_; ban him pls admin ;_;

>> No.9512008

/jp/ is the only board here that actively try to beat the current system.
Profiting from other people hard work is a mark of intelligent.

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>>9512008

>> No.9512037

>>9511863
I did it in 2 days

>> No.9512042

>>9511863
I can't keep working for 15 days.

>>9511871
Does it not bother you how this is completely asymmetrical? This could be a really nice pentagon.

>>9511920
And then there will be people like us, who can't bring up the energy to do a mouse click, and they'll download pre-clicked stuff from the internet.
How is that different from now?

>>9511973
Are you saying that so long as you are allowed to be very selective you will be able to find better posts here than what your selective fingers would pull from other boards? You are amazing.

>>9512008
You sound very smart.

>> No.9512063

He didn't learn Japanese. He memorized RTK. It's a good first step, but the hard and actually time-consuming part starts now.

>> No.9512092

>>9512008

How are you beating the system when you have to wait ridiculously long amounts of time to read bad translations of a VN that has already been out for several years?

>> No.9512107

looks like 15 days of life wasted to me
im a chinese so kanji is not a problem, but i spent almost an year in japanese community and i still wouldnt say myself "learned". there are too many things textbooks cant cover

>> No.9512120

>looks like 15 days of life wasted to me
>im a chinese so kanji is not a problem

Spending 15 days to get to the point where "kanji is not a problem" is a waste of life?

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9512130

Working on my driver's license.

(Books have been lying untouched for over a week.)

>> No.9512139

I'm lazy. Fortunately, I'm a chink, so this shit is easy for me.

Also some people are just better at learning shit than others.

>> No.9512141

He didn't learn a single concrete thing. All he did was lay the foundation for the actual learning. I myself have done RTK 1, but I dropped the method afterwards because I felt like it was too much of a pointless academic exercise. I would just study words and sentences in anki and write them down if I felt it was necessary. It's much easier for me to remember actual concrete information in the right context instead of learning very inaccurate keywords and the writing alone. You don't really start learning any japanese untill after RtK.

>> No.9512146

>>9512120
these two are unrelated. native chinese spend all elementary school time, about 6 years, learning how to write kanji
but you wont need that much irl

>> No.9512152

>>9512146
It takes them 6 years because kids are retarded and slow. RTK lets you do that in a month or two.

>> No.9512154

>>9512139
You're a fag.

>> No.9512158

I know someone who learned the contents of a basic university differential equations and algebra course in three weeks. I wouldn't expect most people to do that, though. People learn and memorize things at different rates.

>> No.9512155

>>9512154
meant to reply to
>>9512152

>> No.9512159

>>9512139
You must be full of shit.

>> No.9512162

>>9512139
>Fortunately
>being a chink
da fuk

>> No.9512163

>>9512159
Nah, I just took a shit, so I'm empty now.

>> No.9512165

>>9512107
Kanji are still a problem for most chinese people since they use simplified versions that can look quite different and so they pretty much have to start from scratch. Then there's the fact chinese is as unrelated to japanese as english is when it
comes to syntax and structure.

>>9512139
Unless you've been taught kanji as a child there's no reason to think that being asian automatically makes you better at learning kanji, it's a completely cultural thing and has nothing to do with genetics. I've chatted with Japanese people that knew less kanji than I do, and I'm as white as it gets.

>> No.9512173

>>9512165
No, I mean it's easy because I learned Chinese when I was a child, not because of my SUPERIOR GENETICS. I learned both traditional and simplified characters.

>> No.9512181

And if you learning them to play eroge you dont even need to memorize kanji.
Just learn grammar and sentence structure and fire up TA and play the games.
The only reason why you actually need to memorize kanji is if you want to play console games or read light novel and we all know how light novel is just a worthless medium.
He wasted 15 days of his life for nothing.

>> No.9512186

>>9512181
>He wasted 15 days of his life

As opposed to 15 days potentially spent shitposting on /jp/?

>> No.9512188

>>9512181
What if you want to play PSP games?
Most (good) PSP games are in japanese.

>> No.9512196

>>9512188
SRW and Idolmaster are pretty easy with elementary level Japanese.

>> No.9512206

The OP said he learned Japanese, but he didn't. He learned the stories for kanji, but he still can't read them. He.p might be able to guess the meaning of a compound but he will never understand the meaning of a sentence. He should have done his project after a few years of actual study and practice rather than at the beginning because he will just become cocky.

>> No.9512210

>>9512206
>The OP said he learned Japanese, but he didn't.

thatisthejoke.jpg

>> No.9512215

>>9512210
This is /jp/ - ministry of autism. Please do not joke here

>> No.9512226

I managed to complete RTK1 in three months and I'm still just getting started.

>> No.9512237

>>9512152
Wait, I thought children learn faster than grown-ups?

>> No.9512246

>>9512237

Children learn faster than adults who in turn learn faster than /jp/.

>> No.9512242

>>9512237

I bet you would believe the shit "Right side of the brain" tells you too.

>> No.9512248

>>9512242
Should I believe the left side of my brain instead?

>> No.9512256

>>9512248

No, you should only believe your right side.

>> No.9512267

>>9512256
But Hitler was right wing!

>> No.9512271

>>9512267
And Hitler was a nice guy. Don't believe the left wing propaganda.

>> No.9512280

If kanji captcha is implemented and you spam/shitpost on /jp/ at least 20x a day, that is 40kanjis a day.
In a year, you would have went through 14600kanji.
Lets say the rate of repeat is 33%, that is still at least 5000kanjis.

>> No.9512281

I mastered japanese after watching 1 episode of naruto , dubbed.

>> No.9512286

>>9512281
Are you gay? Who watches Naruto

>> No.9512290

>>9512237
No they don't. They take all of elementary school to get basic arithmetic down.

It takes a kid from birth at least about 13-18 years to start speaking English like an adult. An adult foreigner can do it in 3-5.

>> No.9512297

>>9512280
You do some funny calculations, dude.
The total amount of kanji (and your amount of samples) determines the repeat rate.
It would be unwise to use more than 2500.
If everybody goes through 14600, then I forgot the formulas to derive how many everybody has learned on average.

>> No.9512301

>>9512290
That's because they have to learn dozens of things on the side.

>> No.9512308

I just want a magic translator program that can do most text and get it right 95% of the time.

Then I could play all the JP only VNs and games that I want.

>> No.9512306

>>9512297
No matter the amount or how much they repeat, you will have learn enough of the common kanji to read book and play games.

>> No.9512339

>>9511944

I'm willing to give this method a try. Anyone know where they sell school girls?

>> No.9512346

>>9512339
Try Japan.

>> No.9512347

>>9512339

Apparently they have a lot of vending machines over there, I'm sure you could find a school girl vending machine.

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>>9512339
Japan.
It is pretty common there.

>> No.9512365

>>9512308

It exists, sort of:

https://sites.google.com/site/agthook/

http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php/36807-AGTH-text-extraction-tool-for-games-translation

I'd downloaded something like this to try, but I think it was another one, can't find it.

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>> No.9512375

>>9512369
HAHA I was not trolled from the start!

>> No.9512427

Learning kanji is the hardest part of learning Japanese.

Don't diminish his accomplishment because you're jealous

>> No.9512460

>>9512427
*Inserts cock into your mouth while you are wearing a ballgag so you can't bite and force your mouth up and down my shaft*

>> No.9512465

>>9512460

*dodges* ^_^

>> No.9512475

>>9512460
>>9512465

we 2006 now

>> No.9512478

>>9512465
Too late!
*Sends a clear stream of white liquid down your throatpussy*

>> No.9512488

>>9512460
>>9512465
>>9512478

SHUT THE FUCK UP
THIS IS A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT JAPANESE

>> No.9512491

>>9512488
And it's on the wrong board.

>> No.9512493

>>9512488
This isn't the Japanese board.

>> No.9512496

>>9512478
*coughs up your liquid*
It tastes like peach yogurt
*licks up the leftovers from the pinnacle of your cock*
>>9512488
*stares at your cock while sucking other anons cock*

>> No.9512507

>>9512488
Waitto piggu go homu

>> No.9513462

RTK is shit

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