They say that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. But what if your problem is permanent too? Does that make it okay? ;-;

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Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:06:34 2012 No.9506546 [DELETED]

They say that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

But what if your problem is permanent too? Does that make it okay? ;-;

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:09:51 2012 No.9506558 It's just a corny generic anti-suicide line that can be broken with very little logic like you just did. What do you think? Are you the guy from yesterday who said he was gonna kill himself sometime this weekend? If so, how's it going?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:10:51 2012 No.9506562 r9gay solves evrything

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:11:21 2012 No.9506565 What's your problem friend?

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:12:21 2012 No.9506569

Suicide is fine even if it is a temporary problem.
Just do it.

My top three:

1. Helium asphyxiation. Requires a bit of DIY with tubes and hot glue and bags and stuff to set up right, but once it's up and running it's the best way.
2. Hanging. Easy, cheap, effective. check knots, strength of rope, and the strength of the thing you tie the rope to.
3. Gunshot wound to the brain. go for brainstem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:13:36 2012 No.9506573 People who suicide don't go to gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:14:36 2012 No.9506577 "You can only die once, make sure it's with it."

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:14:36 2012 No.9506579

>>9506558
It's a pretty logical statement 90% of the time.
You're probably going to stop being socially awkward/grief stricken/bullied/whatever before you die of natural causes.
If you're terminally ill or stand under 6 foot zero go ahead, but mood disorders and poverty are not in any way, shape or form incurable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:15:36 2012 No.9506582 >>9506579 Ugly is a permanent problem. I would like to say that being socially retarded is also permanent, but that's not true for most people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:15:36 2012 No.9506583 File: 250 KB, 600x600, 1318541714423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506579 >tfw 5'6 goodbye /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:15:51 2012 No.9506584 >>9506569 All of them seem so horrible. I guess if I had to pick it would be the hanging. If you do it correctly where it snaps your neck, your blood pressure almost instantly drops to practically nothing within a few seconds and you go unconscious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:17:02 2012 No.9506594 >>9506582 No it isn't just look at the koreans

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:17:33 2012 No.9506597

>>9506582
Neither of those are problems.
Why would you need to be attractive?
Why would you need to be socially adept?

Even if you go to the extreme of never seeing a human being ever again, you can live a perfectly happy and fulfilling life. Many people on /jp/ have realised this, why haven't you?

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:18:02 2012 No.9506603
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>>9506582
Ok ok
It's ok for ugly people, short people and people with debilitating and incurable chronic diseases to kill themselves.
<-Social awkwardness is very treatable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:18:47 2012 No.9506601 >>9506583 Saying hello and goodbye on the same day, how tragic.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:19:02 2012 No.9506606

OP here, not someone from earlier this week. Just always sad. People look to me for hope, and I always end up encouraging people. (Online that is. I try not to get stuck in situations where I have to interact with them in person.)

One of the more weeaboo ones even treats me like I'm Kamina from Gurren Lagann. Even if it's stupid it's a little endearing. But... it doesn't matter, when I'm so far from that/shouldn't be seen as a figure for hope when I feel like ending it more and more with each passing day. How is it fair that I'm looked to for guidance and to restore the faith of others? Why should I be burdened with all of that when all that lies in store for me is more suffering?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:20:32 2012 No.9506610 >>9506583 LOL im 5'8 and asian and 15 years old beat it nerdlord

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:20:47 2012 No.9506614

>>9506584
Haha, no. They're all chosen based on ease, pain, and general things.

Helium asphyxiation is painless. No shit, look it up. It's not suffocation. It's fairly quick too.

Hanging is effective, and easy to get right.

Gunshot is very quick. Messy though.

Number 1 is number 1 because the parts are easily obtained (you can buy helium from party stores), and it's painless and quick. It's a tad expensive ($100 at least) but it's worth it. Look up exit bag on wikipedia. (Any inert gas will do, actually. Nitrogen/argon (welding supplies)). Except carbon dioxide and oxygen, you can't asphyxiate yourselves with those gases.

>>9506597
But then who will give you food? (and money to buy that food, etc etc)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:21:33 2012 No.9506616 >>9506601 Our turnover rate from /v/ user to suicide is both inspirational and horrifying >>9506606 Sounds like a mood disorder go to a doctor and start exercising and eating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:22:33 2012 No.9506620 >>9506603 Is that image a joke?

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:23:18 2012 No.9506623

>>9506614
>Helium asphyxiation is painless.

Unless you fatally rupture your lungs, which is one of the most painful ways to die.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium#Biological_effects
>Inhaling helium directly from pressurized cylinders is extremely dangerous, as the high flow rate can result in barotrauma, fatally rupturing lung tissue.
CPAP masks are fixed-pressure, so that one guide is a troll and I feel sorry for anyone who falls for it.

You want nitrogen:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_asphyxiation
Completely painless, now recommended by the Final Exit guys as the optimal suicide method.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:24:03 2012 No.9506630 >>9506616 and eating... what? I already eat too much. I'm an Amerifat after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:24:03 2012 No.9506637 >>9506620 It's a joke It will still work if you do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:24:48 2012 No.9506634 >>9506623 It's pretty scared to think that would have been me and I'd have suffered horribly before dying if my dad hadn't walked in on me setting up everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:24:48 2012 No.9506635 sounds like you dont have any real problems but if you really want to kill yourself, go ahead who's stopping you

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:25:33 2012 No.9506642 File: 24 KB, 463x341, spam my ass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506606 Spam my ass, see image.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:26:18 2012 No.9506649 >>9506637 Obviously you wouldn't be socially awkward if you could just talk to people

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:26:48 2012 No.9506652 >>9506642 Hmm. How much does a stationary bike generally cost?

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:27:18 2012 No.9506654

>>9506623
Unless you rupture your lungs from COMPRESSED GAS
NITROGEN CYLINDERS ARE ALSO COMPRESSED GAS

HENCE WHY THE EXIT BAG METHOD WAS INVENTED, YOU DON'T STICK YOUR MOUTH ON THE FUCKING PIPE, you use a buffer bag to regulate the pressure of the gas you breathe.
And cpap masks are not fixed pressure. They have huge holes in them. they're actually not recommended for a different reason- THE HOLES ARE TOO BIG
>>9506634

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:27:33 2012 No.9506655

If you're not happy as a NEET, >>>/r9k/
Seriously, you have the best life ever.

If you don't want to be a NEET because you aspire to have a girlfriend, job, friends, etc., /jp/ simply isn't the place for you. And if you're just naturally depressed, nothing will make you happy. Look up the hedonic treadmill: you can win $10,000,000 tomorrow, your happiness will be short-lived. Either a) keep it yourself or, b) kill yourself (and keep it to yourself).

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:27:48 2012 No.9506658 >>9506652 $80 online. Look it up on amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:28:33 2012 No.9506660 >>9506655 What if the problem is that you can't keep being a NEET for much longer

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:29:03 2012 No.9506667

>>9506630
Less processed and more prepared
Make sure you get enough water and don't consume too much sodium or shitty simple carbs (soda, beer, white bread)
Oats in the morning for energy all day
Stop going to bed at 4am and getting up at 1pm
You'll feel better

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:30:18 2012 No.9506669

>>9506623
Helium and nitrogen have the exact same biological effects, dipshit. Just helium is easier to get thanks to party balloons.
Any gas is dangerous if you squirt it into your lungs at 250psi. That includes nitrogen.
The final exit guys recommend nitrogen because it's cheaper, but for mail order, helium is easier to get.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:31:03 2012 No.9506680

>>9506654
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positive_airway_pressure#Continuous_pressure_devices

Unless you shell out a lot of money or live in a hospital with fancy equipment, CPAP masks are fixed pressure.
The exit bag method is a lot better, but there's still some risk.

Look up "Suicide By Asphyxiation Due to Helium Inhalation" (a research paper). It has a table of some case studies. It was fine for most people (especially if they used an exit bag), but I wouldn't risk it. If you can invest a little more time/effort/money to get nitrogen, use that instead. Please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:31:48 2012 No.9506678 >>9506652 Don't bother, even a hobbling walk throughout your area every day will do If you tire yourself out during the day you can sleep during the night

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:32:03 2012 No.9506684

>>9506630
Fruits and vegetables.
Oats.
Less meat, cut out soda, crisps, chocolate, entirely. At least until you've been regularly exercising for a few months.
Don't worry about calories, worry about where those calories come from. If they come from fats and sugars, stay away, if they come from carbohydrates and proteins, then go for it.
If you eat too much carbohydrates, exercise more. The exercise is the point, and having a diet that can maintain your body through the exercise.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:33:33 2012 No.9506687
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>>9506558
i don't see what's so broken about it.
it doesn't tell the solution to a permanent problem, but it doesn't need to.
it just tells that permanent solution is not optimal for a temporary problem.

if the problem is permanent, don't solve it,
instead, make the problem disappear, aka change the worldview.

now if you absolutely cannot change your worldview that's the real problem(usually a temporary one).

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:33:48 2012 No.9506688 >>9506603 Gaining doucheness and cockiness isn't what I call being socially apt. You'll probably just end up getting into a fight if you try that on a club in a friday night. blah.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:34:03 2012 No.9506696

>>9506655

Over time those thoughts of friends, girlfriend, job keep creeping up in my mind even though I want to refuse them. It's pretty hard to keep away from those thoughts as long as I'm living with my parents who keep reminding me about things that I don't want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:35:03 2012 No.9506701 File: 52 KB, 678x487, Squats n' Oats They Said.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506667 >>9506684 >Oats in the morning for energy all day >Oats And squats?

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:35:18 2012 No.9506697

>>9506680
It physically annoys me that you're actually directly stating that the danger of helium is because it's compressed gas.

Why does this annoy me?
Because nitrogen is a compressed gas when you buy it. It's like you're being horrifically stupid. I'm trying to put across a very simple point; you buy a gas, and it comes out of the cylinder at a high pressure, no matter the gas that's in the cylinder.
High pressure gas
Is
High pressure gas.

You say to avoid helium, but I feel sorry for you when you take a tank of nitrogen and realise it's exactly the fucking same as a tank of helium, panic because you're a fucking moron, and then piss yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:36:48 2012 No.9506707 >>9506701 Squats are good too. But with the exercise bike they're redundant.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:36:48 2012 No.9506709
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>>9506582
You are only "ugly" I f you think you are.

And besides there is always PS if you are too unhappy.

But I would just like to go on the record and say life is the only permanent problem and there is nothing wrong with you choosing to quit it.(Just don't make up crappy reasons)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:38:50 2012 No.9506720 >>9506709 >You are only "ugly" I f you think you are. That's just something ugly people in denial tell themselves. I mean really, what you're saying is basically like telling a fat person; "You're only "fat" if you think you are".

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:39:36 2012 No.9506724

>>9506697
If you want to inhale helium from a high-pressure cylinder (like the ones used for balloons) with a fixed pressure CPAP mask (meaning even adjusting the flow rate on the cylinder won't do you any good), that's fine. Just don't come crying to me when you're dead because you literally burst your lungs in one of the most excruciating ways to die possible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:40:20 2012 No.9506728 >>9506696 I don't mean to sound rude but you should either dedicate yourself to NEETdom or to normalfaggotry. You should really quit 4chan if you're trying to get your life together again, try to do both and you'll fail miserably.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:41:35 2012 No.9506735
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>>9506720
The difference is that looks are subjective and not everyone will think the same things look good (And I say this a a plastic surgery lover who wants work done) while being fat is easily seen.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:43:50 2012 No.9506743

>>9506735
Looks are subjective yet models are regarded as being universally beautiful.

I don't know, I think conformity is a much more powerful mechanism than people think. You can convince yourself you're into fat girls if that's all you can get, etc.
Kinda like gays on a jailhouse.
Just my opinion man.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:43:50 2012 No.9506744

>>9506709
>>9506735
This reminds me: if you're a girl, there really aren't many ways you can be ugly. Save some terrible deformity, all you need to do is look after yourself, keep fit and wear a sensible amount of cosmetics.

If you're a guy, you're pretty much fucked.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:45:20 2012 No.9506748

OP here. One guy says he wants to kill himself on /jp/ and like 3 others inevitably show up in the thread clamoring about how they want to, too, and making no distinction between themselves and the OP.

My previous life with actual people was more fulfilling than the one I have now, and it was nothing but pain and suffering. Why is it that pain and suffering seems more appealing than what I have now? At least that way I would probably be pushed over the edge a lot faster rather than this slow feeling of constant suffocation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:47:37 2012 No.9506764 >>9506748 Quit the internet. I don't really wanna kill myself, I hate people and wish my parents would live forever, so there you go. Your hobbies can turn into a chore if you're NEET for too long though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:48:37 2012 No.9506771 >>9506748 How old are you OP?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:49:08 2012 No.9506775 I think live is worth living. Just think about it. If your momentary life really sucks that bad just pack your things and leave. Go to another country, get a new job and travel. There are to many great things on this earth to leave them all behind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:49:22 2012 No.9506776 >>9506771 25

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:50:07 2012 No.9506780 >>9506744 I think 'not be fat' pretty much covers it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:50:07 2012 No.9506782 >>9506776 I'm 24 and dropped out at the final year of my useless system analysis course. I can't program for shit and am convinced I really am stupid, not just lazy. Your turn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:52:22 2012 No.9506785 >>9506748 i bet you cut yourself just to feel something

>>	KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ Fri Aug 3 14:52:37 2012 No.9506787 File: 77 KB, 444x550, ai065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506782 checkmate

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:55:25 2012 No.9506796

>>9506782
I've got an appointment with a counselor set on Wednesday for my third attempt at community college. It's not that the course work has ever been hard, it's just that I've never been motivated enough to make it through. My degree's probably going to turn out to be worthless proportionate to the effort I put into getting it.

All I've really ever been good at doing is giving people false encouragement that didn't result in them changing themselves for the better one little bit. Maybe I should be a motivational speaker.

>>9506785 serious reply to obvious trolling; I tried it once or twice about 7 years ago when a bunch of emo losers I hung out with did it. Didn't really do anything except for bleed a little, and I didn't feel any better or worse, so I haven't done it since. It really just never caught on with me, and even someone as low as me would rather dwell on doing something productive than mope *all* of the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:56:11 2012 No.9506797 >>9506796 And I fucked up and green texted half that post. Ha, I'm fucking awesome. inb4 who are you quoting

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:58:11 2012 No.9506801 "oh no i dropped out of college and have no friends my life is so terrible i'm totally gonna kill myself, guys"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:58:56 2012 No.9506805 >>9506801 It's not what you think that's important, it's what they think.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:01:26 2012 No.9506810

>>9506796
> Maybe I should be a motivational speaker.
Or better yet, try being a volunteer teacher, if you enjoy giving public speeches. It's a lot of hard work though.

The motivational and self-help industry is a very obvious scam, and unless you're really good looking you won't get very far.

Getting into a religion might also help, just pretend you believe in their invisible man shit.

Just some ideas, I'm a huge aspie myself.

>>9506801
Shut up spurdo. Some of us are comfortable being losers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:02:41 2012 No.9506815 >>9506678 >If you tire yourself out during the day you can sleep during the night what is this normalfag shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:02:56 2012 No.9506816 File: 417 KB, 400x600, Iconiq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506801 "Oh boo hoo my life is so much tougher than this turbonerd so he should suck it up cuz i'm WAY misrable boo hoo~!" -You (2012)

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:03:12 2012 No.9506817

There is a solution to almost everything - Being fat, ugly, lonely, depressive or whatever. Just lose weight, get some friends (Even if it's just over the internet, there are people who don't care what you look like. I would know.) or just bear with it.

One of the few things not curable is - who guessed it? - Stupidity, which will lead the one affected by it to the ridiculous misbelief suicide would be the only way out of his miserable life.

I'm fine with sub-humans dying though, so go on. Do it.
As long as the whole idea of dumb people killing themselves won't spread and nobody's left on /jp/...

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:03:26 2012 No.9506818

>>9506801
I have online friends, if that counts.

And if the college were really a deciding factor, do you think I'd have bothered to re-enroll?

It doesn't take a genius to realize that people out there have it worse. It also takes an idiot to not realize that attempting to rationalize the situation when your brain seems like its run off of sheer menstrual blood and vampire glitter is going to get anything done except for make you feel like a gigantic piece of shit on top of wanting to just stop existing prior to having a good reason.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:03:41 2012 No.9506819

>>9506796
The useless advice part is actually human nature, it's a lot easier to make decisions on other people's behalf specially when it's not your ass that's doing all the hard work.

I remember reading a psychology article on that some time ago, about do as I say not as I do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:03:56 2012 No.9506822 >>9506816 exactly

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:05:56 2012 No.9506828
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>>9506817
>There is a solution to almost everything - Being fat, ugly, lonely, depressive or whatever. Just lose weight, get some friends (Even if it's just over the internet, there are people who don't care what you look like. I would know.) or just bear with it.

You forgot Plastic Surgery!

>>	KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ Fri Aug 3 15:06:11 2012 No.9506831 File: 75 KB, 446x550, ai075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a /jp/ suicide thread without in the back ground isn't a suicide thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCSdLtNZbaA

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:09:41 2012 No.9506848

>>9506831
I prefer listening to Higurashi's Dear You every time a NEET thread comes up.

Also you do realize most of the time depression comes and go and a few hours later everyone disregards suicide and are back to playing shooters and fapping to their sick shit, no?
Happened too much to me already, still beats being a normalfag depressed all the fucking time for months.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:12:45 2012 No.9506858 I wonder how many /jp/sies have fallen so far by their own hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:18:19 2012 No.9506877 >>9506623 You go around posting this everywhere. You think a little balloon-tank won't have a satisfactory output setting that wouldn't explode your lungs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:18:33 2012 No.9506879 OP; gonna take a shower and clear my head for a bit. Be back later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:25:03 2012 No.9506907 >>9506775 I have considered this, but I don't know what is still great out there. I don't find pleasure in nature anymore, and everywhere the people is more likely an ass, and I don't want to work just to survive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:26:35 2012 No.9506916 oh a /jp/ depression/suicide thread. I woke up today and the first thing in my head was the 1st nichijou ending song. (If you haven't watched it is a happy song) I nearly started crying right there. Why does shit like this happen /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:26:50 2012 No.9506918 >>9506748 Apathy is pretty dreadful. It's as boring as depression, but not as aesthetically appealing.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:27:21 2012 No.9506921

>>9506877
You shut up too- little balloon tanks are compressed gas, and will explode your lungs if you burst the damn gas into your lungs

Helium and nitrogen are not fucking poisonous. the idea is to breathe these inert gases instead of oxygen. It's the buildup of carbon dioxide in the bloodstream that causes that out of breathe feeling, but the inert gases take CO2 out of the blood so it's fine. You breathe nitrogen all the time and don't feel it- guess what air is mostly consitent of?
the point is to create a mini bag where there is nothing but nitrogen/helium to breathe. You inhale, and you take in nitrogen, you exhale and out comes nitrogen, CO2, and some O2, which escapes through a hole in the bag. Nitrogen comes in one hole of the bag, and leaves through the other. The nitrogen leaving through the hole in the bag stops oxygen from getting in, and it allows exhaled gases to leave the bag.
Your head is in the bag (or mouth+nose) and it's basically a puffed up bag, full of nitrogen.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:27:35 2012 No.9506925
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Suicide is like opening a locked box by running it over with a car.

The box is open, but you smashed whatever was inside so the whole thing was kind of pointless.

There are much better ways to escape your problems that don't involve ceasing to exist. Like drugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:27:50 2012 No.9506927 >>9506916 Because the world is not a logical place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:28:20 2012 No.9506929 >>9506918 Apathy is a symptom of depression. Checkmate, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:29:05 2012 No.9506940 I've never understood how atheists can be suicide. I can understand why a religious person could be suicidal, but if you think that nothing happens at all when you die then why in the world would you want to die?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:30:05 2012 No.9506948 >>9506940 That's completely backwards because most major religions have a penalty for suicide. I'd be much more likely to commit suicide if I became a consciousless mass and rotted than if I spent an eternity of torture in Hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:30:50 2012 No.9506946 >>9506929 Eh, you're right. That kind is less exciting than the depression that comes with failure to live up to or accomplish something. Still more appealing than standalone apathy on an aesthetic level.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:31:20 2012 No.9506950

>>9506921
I'm not telling you to shut up, but I don't see the way you do yet. The simulation in my head isn't going the way you're describing.

Why can't I regulate the output before I put the mask on? If I tune it to the appropriate amount of flow, how would that be bursting it into my lungs?

I haven't tried it yet so I don't know, but just thinking about this, it seems like I could open the nozzle a little and if the pressure is too high, turn it down until it's suitable. Where is the lung-bursting in this?

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:35:20 2012 No.9506965

>>9506950
Depends on the nozzle. Helium canisters for baloons are often all or nothing, making them pretty useless without a pressure regulator.

Actually shit
Why not just buy some diving gear and hook up nitrogen cylinders to it

Dammit I'm a genius
Oh wait diving gear requires consciousness
Oh well back to the drawing board

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:36:05 2012 No.9506967
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1. Go to the top of a tall building and jump off.

What's with all of this, "let's think of the most elaborate and strange ways to kill ourselves" shit? Just do it already if you really want to die.

Fugging normals. Please go. truNEETs are not suicidal and you're shitting up the board with your stupid depression.

Snap out of it or kill yourself. Just stop talking about it already and do something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:36:50 2012 No.9506970 >>9506965 Well I went back and saw your point, though. I got distracted by you recommending one inert gas over another. You got a copy of that image? I thought I remember there being a bag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:36:50 2012 No.9506971 >>9506940 you go to hell if you kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:37:35 2012 No.9506975 >>9506967 Please stop bullying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:38:35 2012 No.9506977 Roleplaying threads are stupid. If you guys had a loaded shotgun right next to you then none of you would actually do it. Truly suicidal people don't talk about it because they're already dead. This is just stupid roleplaying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:38:35 2012 No.9506979 >>9506967 >Fugging Your argument is invalid and you're a retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:38:50 2012 No.9506980 >>9506975 It's not bullying if they want to die. It's more like having a friend cheering you on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:38:50 2012 No.9506981 >>9506950 Out of curiosity: what do you think pressure is? Maybe I'm being unfair, but you remind me of the kind of person who thinks electric current = "the amount of electricity".

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:39:35 2012 No.9506983 >>9506970 >my point Could have been anyone's point. >>9506967 Going outside to kill yourself? Being outside where the normals are is much scarier than death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:39:50 2012 No.9506986 >>9506977 Some of us can't pay for psychotherapy. Also this is now a discussion on pressured air physics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:41:07 2012 No.9506991 File: 29 KB, 70x80, 1333483045711.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9506967 >>9506977 this either kill yourself or shut up

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:42:36 2012 No.9506997 >>9506986 >psychotherapy What would this do? Pay a couple hundred dollars a week so some guy can tell you a bunch of shit you could have just googled?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:43:36 2012 No.9507007 >>9506983 >Being outside where the normals are is much scarier than death. If this were the case you would already be dead.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:45:51 2012 No.9507022

I don't really want to die, but I don't really want to live, either. For as long as I can remember I've been locked between these conflicting sentiments.

But that's all right. I'm not sad. I'll just continue in this stagnant manner until natural causes take me someday.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:45:51 2012 No.9507024

>>9506981
I don't know much about physics. It seems I'm using pressure where a low amount, caused by less airflow, means your lungs are unburst, and a higher amount of airflow pushing against the walls of your lungs and bursting them. By avoiding excess airflow, you can avoid dangerous 'pressure' while still suffocating yourself. But I always was awful in that class.

But I see the need for a bag or buffer zone, if the image doesn't have one.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:46:21 2012 No.9507027

>>9506997
Actually I did therapy once when I was 19 and the guy didn't even tell me anything, even worse he told all my creepy shit to my mother.

She probably thinks I'm gay now, no kidding.

But letting steam off your chest is cathartic and helps a lot, so let the guy whine a bit.
Just hide the thread or report if it offends you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:46:51 2012 No.9507032 >>9506997 In fact, is more like tell him/her your problems and then she goes "but you can be happy, you're a wonderful person, everyone has hopes in you, see this, you inside care for everyone". Shit.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:48:06 2012 No.9507053
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I hate suicidal people.

Attention whoring cunts.

>;_____; I WANT TO KILL MYSELF LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH I WANT TO KILL MYSELF I'M REALLY GOING TO DO IT. I REALLY WILL. ARE YOU STILL LISTENING? I'M NEVER GOING TO ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF BUT I'LL COME HERE EVERY DAY AND ANNOY YOU BY THREATENING TO DO IT, SO PLEASE LISTEN AND ENCOURAGE ME
-u

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:48:21 2012 No.9507040 >>9507022 Be strong, anon. Keep it up.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:48:21 2012 No.9507044

>>9507027
Fuck these therapist that can't keep a secret. That's why I never tell more than I should, because then my mom would go apeshit on me, telling me that I'm gay (pansexual), atheist (I'm agnostic) and other shit she considers it's from the devil.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:48:21 2012 No.9507046 >>9506997 A psychotherapist helped clear up an issue of mine before. My parents footed the bill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:48:36 2012 No.9507048 >>9507027 I'm glad I cursed my psychotherapist out back then, I don't want my mom knowing about my personal feelings. On the other hand I could of get some benefits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:49:22 2012 No.9507054 >>9507040 I will. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:49:51 2012 No.9507062 >>9507053 Who are you quoting? It's not from this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:50:36 2012 No.9507066 >>9507044 >agnostic Do you live your life as if a god exists or not? If not, then you're an agnostic atheist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:50:52 2012 No.9507069 >>9507054 You might as well suck his cock as gratitude

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:52:21 2012 No.9507075 >>9507066 I think he doesn't give a fuck and that's why he's an atheist.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:54:36 2012 No.9507081

I have a question. When someone hangs themselves, they want to die, it's all good. But their survival instincts will still be screming at them to LIVE. What stops them from grabbing onto the rope and pulling on it with all the desperate berserk strength of someone who knows their end is near?

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:54:36 2012 No.9507082

Why don't pharmacies sell suicide pills?

I really don't understand this urge that people seem to have to try to talk down suicidal people. We should just make suicide pills which kill people in a quick and painless way.

What's the downside? They're forced to run out of excuses so they will either stop being suicidal or they will kill themselves and finally shut up. It's a win/win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:54:51 2012 No.9507084 >>9507075 I think he's saying he's not an atheist though.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:54:51 2012 No.9507086

>>9507007
It's like you think I was completely unaware of this when you tried to point it out!
Nice.
You need to fix your expectations of people. they're way too low.

>>9507053
this is not the appropiate response. Who cares if they're whiny bitches? It's obvious since they're expressing their feelings to people who don't give a crap.
The best response is to recommend suicide methods. Might even be worthwhile to list or rate them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:54:51 2012 No.9507088 >>9507066 I'm an agnostic atheist, to be specific.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:55:52 2012 No.9507094 According to buddhists, it's a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:56:53 2012 No.9507102 What if I like these kinds of threads even if I'd never consider suicide myself. I just really like whining, you bitching about suicidal people whining isn't making anything better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:56:53 2012 No.9507105 >>9507081 I think that if they do it right, they die right there, but if they fuck it up, what you say may happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:57:24 2012 No.9507108 >>9507094 >According to buddhists, it's a temporary solution to a permanent problem. I like that. Where can I read nice buddhist writing like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:58:42 2012 No.9507112 >>9507081 you're supposed to drop from high enough to break your neck and it would bea really hard to get out of the noose anyway can you do pullups with one arm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:59:12 2012 No.9507118 Go to ask your local hippie. Or librarian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:59:42 2012 No.9507121 >>9507105 If you do a drop that breaks your neck, you're paralyzed and can't do anything, but suspension hanging is still listed as an effective method.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:59:58 2012 No.9507123
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Suicidal people make me laugh. You guys are so stupid.

Anyone who is a NEET and feels depressed is blind and retarded. You live a perfect life and you still feel depressed. So silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:59:58 2012 No.9507124 >>9507108 Any Buddhist writing ever. One of the core points of Buddhism is that living is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:59:58 2012 No.9507126 >>9507102 Someone should give you le dick.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:00:12 2012 No.9507129

>>9507081
Well, when you hang yourself for real, you die/lose your ability to go back immediately.
When you just strangle yourself a few feet off the ground, which is much worse, all you have is your willpower from the idea that you really want to die. Fear is powerful, but your thoughts can be strong too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:00:12 2012 No.9507136 >>9507062 He specified that he was quoting "u". Read better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:01:57 2012 No.9507143 >>9507121 If you're that paranoid, tie your damn hands together or something. Or glue them together with superglue. Not like you're planning on separating them.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:02:57 2012 No.9507149

>>9507108
I can't remember. It's so hard to find good buddhist literature in english, given that it's usually tied into new age hippy scum here who completely miss the point, like thinking that "good kharma" exists and that buddhism promises reincarnation rather than threatening it.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:03:27 2012 No.9507153
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OP is back. Feeling a little better, I think. Rather, still feel depressed, but not suicidally so? I guess?

Also I'm not a NEET. Sometimes I think I'm too close to a filthy normal to belong on this board. I have a job that I leave my parent's house to go to. Can I still hang out here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:04:57 2012 No.9507166 >>9507153 Kill yourself already, attention whore. Stop ruining this suicide method physics with your stupid /r9k/ whiny bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:06:12 2012 No.9507175 >>9507153 It took almost 2 hours to get past wanting to kill yourself. You must have been really depressed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:06:57 2012 No.9507178 >>9507166 U mad, learn to hide posts. I don't know, /jp/ is beyond shitty and the people who react all aggressive like that are obviously finnish. Best of luck, OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:06:57 2012 No.9507179 File: 141 KB, 1024x768, IMG_0324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9507108 here u go bro :) http://avery.morrow.name/awake/buddhatube

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:07:42 2012 No.9507185 >>9507166 Does anyone even care about post quality these days. I feel like starting a suicide thread every single day just to piss you off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:08:57 2012 No.9507192 >>9507185 You don't have the balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:09:12 2012 No.9507195 >>9507178 >>9507185 Sickening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:09:27 2012 No.9507196 >>9507192 Don't tempt him man, he sounds serious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:09:43 2012 No.9507199 >>9507108 >buddhism >108

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:09:57 2012 No.9507202 >>9507195 >>9507192 Stay mad, bros.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:10:16 2012 No.9507204 File: 8 KB, 230x180, U-Mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9507178 >U mad Really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:10:59 2012 No.9507206 >>9507178 >people who react all aggressive like that are obviously finnish It's funny because it's true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:11:14 2012 No.9507210 >>9507196 He's just a poser, he doesn't have the real autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:11:29 2012 No.9507213 >>9507204 I'm just resorting to /sp/ style shitposting now, I know. I don't know what I'm doing anymore but why are you still reading this. Just hide the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:12:01 2012 No.9507226 >>9507213 Just don't post if you don't have anything to say. Christ. I really wish you'd just die so /jp/ could have one less shitposter.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:13:46 2012 No.9507232 >>9507226 But why so mad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:14:01 2012 No.9507241 >>9507213 >I'm just resorting to /sp/ style shitposting now, I know. Regression is just as immature as seriously resorting to FUCK U FAGOT U MAD??!?!?!? style responses, if not worse because you're actually an adult.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:14:01 2012 No.9507242 >>9507226 There's this thing called hide button bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:16:31 2012 No.9507250 >>9507242 I'd rather clean up shit than cover it up with a cloth. I'm not your bro. Die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:17:31 2012 No.9507254 >>9507123 But I love being a NEET, I'm depressed now because I got forced to work, and life is telling me that I'll have to do this shit for the rest of my days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:31:50 2012 No.9507352 >>9507254 Wrong, there are ALWAYS other ways to get money without lifting a finger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:42:36 2012 No.9507428 >>9507250 I just left, masturbated, and this is still here. Bro. Keep trying to clean my shit by sage bombing, it doesn't do anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:44:08 2012 No.9507440 >>9507254 It's better than being poor and homeless. I'm a NEET and I'd probably kill myself if they stopped giving me autism bucks or if my mother kicked the bucket, leaving me without a place to stay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:47:55 2012 No.9507467 File: 196 KB, 512x512, 1338393593861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9507428 >sage bombing you're not from around here, are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:50:10 2012 No.9507480 >>9507467 Actually am, and I'm also autistic. The board police just amuses me. Yeah I'll go reread the jp rules.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:50:55 2012 No.9507485 >>9507480 The rules are dumb. Just lurk. Even if you have an ASD, you will understand certain things about the board.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:53:25 2012 No.9507507

>>9507485
Problem is I've been here since the beginning of the year, and for the most part of 2010 and 2009 too.

I just like pissing people off because my life is a failure and not even NEETs will accept me among them simply because I can't freeload on my parents anymore and I have to work.

There's nothing else to lurk, it's just a shitpost fest now. Ebin :-DDD

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:56:55 2012 No.9507530 >>9507507 I see. Carry on, then. (normally I'd probably type something mean and give you the schadenfreude you want, but I'm actually pretty drunk and your post made me laugh really hard)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:08:32 2012 No.9508659 >>9507507 nice epic meme reference at the end bro u gonna kill yourself yet?

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