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[Anonymous No.]

So my mom forced me to get a job /jp/ and I ride my bike to work since I don't have a car or my driver's license. One of the people I work with asked me why I ride a bike to work and I got nervous and told her that I got a DUI and that I lost my license and sold my car. Well now everyone thinks I'm an alcoholic and snickers behind my back.

What do I do /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

That's a sitcom moment right there.

[Anonymous No.]

Get drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell them that they can laugh all they want but that night was the best night you've ever had that you don't regret shit. Also if they want to snigger behind your back, they can do so, but they are also more pathetic than you'll ever be and if they want to talk smack, they can do it to your face.

[Anonymous No.]

Be thankful that you're a privileged little shit with connections enough to get a job handed to you.

Who cares what other people think of you? Play up the alcoholic bit and they might actually just leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the snickering getting to you or what?

I don't even see a problem here

[Anonymous No.]

You should embrace your new role and show up drunk every day.

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

what was wrong with just saying you had no license?

[Anonymous No.]

Do people like that seriously exist?

I mean, fuck, I have bad social anxiety too, but that means I take care to avoid saying retarded shit, not blurt out whatever comes to mind.

Did "I want to get in shape" seriously not come through your head?

Fuck, just shrug your shoulders and I say "I just fee like it" and people will leave you the fuck alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9503040
I'm drinking right now because I'm depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>9503050
You're looked down upon probably more if you're over a certain age and don't have a licence or car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9503039
Yeah, I thought of George Costanza when reading this