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9496786 No.9496786[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

what gets your dick hard jp?

>> No.9496794

blood filling it up

>> No.9496795

A lot of things do.

>> No.9496814

Beards on loli

>> No.9496825

Cute dicks from cute boys

>> No.9496826

>>9496825
this 1000 times.

>> No.9496855

>>9496825
Mine is just average but I think it's cute

>> No.9496860

>>9496855
How about you post it :3

>> No.9496888

>>9496860
No I'm not I wouldn't be happy with it on Internet.

>> No.9496899

Other /jp/ers.

>> No.9496901

>>9496888
Come on~ You know you want to~

>> No.9496920

>>9496901
btw im a girl

>> No.9496924

>>9496901
Post yours first and I'm sure he'll think about it. Remember, no cheating.

>> No.9496927
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9496927

cute girls

>> No.9496931

none said "your mom" yet? /jp/, I'm disappoint.

>> No.9496930

>>9496927
>>>/a/

>> No.9496934
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9496934

Cute stomachs.

>> No.9496935

>>9496927
lel its fanny cuz thats a dude!
upvoted for homosexual rights

>> No.9496941

>>9496930
>>9496935
trolled hard

>> No.9496945

>>9496941
How about you let me troll your dick with my mouth.

>> No.9496948

Schooling your retarded ass.

>> No.9496952

>>9496920
>>9496924
dont bully

>> No.9496956

>>9496945
I would enjoy that so much if pleasured me with your mouth.

>> No.9496958

Impregnating helpless Touhous against their will.

>> No.9496959
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9496959

This

Even slightly suggestive wording can arouse me

>> No.9496964
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9496964

This.

>> No.9496982

lolis

imoutos (including my irl ones)

rape

bondage

>> No.9496986

Empty eyes

>> No.9496987 [SPOILER] 
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>>9496786
This, for whatever reason.

>> No.9496993

>>9496987
Nothing is wrong with you. Thats just hot.

>> No.9496994

3D dicks

>> No.9496998

>>9496987
Stomach expansion is one of the most arousing things ever to me.

>> No.9497011

>>9496987
name?

>> No.9497010

>>9496786

Your image... clearly.

>> No.9497013

>>9496987
http://efukt.com/21005_How_Is_This_Even_Possible?.html

See the last one.

>> No.9497012

Tentacles, lots of cum, loli, and vanilla stuff.

>>9496987
This is high quality stuff, anon.

>> No.9497026

>>9497013
Well now I'll never eat gummy bears again.

>> No.9497028

>>9496901
Look closely my friends.
This is what we call a "child predator"

>> No.9497029

>>9496987
yet another reason 2d > 3d. That would cause massive organ trauma and internal bleeding.

>> No.9497032

>>9497028
I want to post my dick here but you guys would fap to it

>> No.9497039

>>9497029
See >>9497013

>> No.9497040

>>9497032
and you object to this... why?

>> No.9497049

>>9497032
who the fuck would fap to a greasy ugly fat dick?

>> No.9497055

>>9497028
I'd let that child predator prey upon me, if you know what I mean.
>>9497032
Of course we would.

>> No.9497061

>>9496786

When I snag some hairless twink to slobber on it

>> No.9497064

>>9497049
You're right. Now, sucking on it is a whole other deal.

>> No.9497063

>>9497040
I don't like when you guys do lewd things

>> No.9497068

>>9496959

Where did you get the translation? I can only find RAWs...

>> No.9497075

finnfag here
futanari is the only porn that gets me off

>> No.9497092
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9497092

>>9497075

>> No.9497105

>>9497092
fuck♂you

>> No.9497109

>>9497105
No fuck you leatherman.

>> No.9497113

>>9497075
When it comes to touhou that's understandable. Touhou futa is the only good porn touhou has to offer.

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9497116

loli guro

>> No.9497131

>>9497109
It's leatherhead

>> No.9497129

>>9497109
smartass

>> No.9497132

>>9497129
How about you and me strip down and settle this in the ring.

>> No.9497138

Recently armpit hair's been something that's been on my radar. Before that it was muscles. Before that was futa. So if I keep going at this rate in a few years it will just be getting off to regular men.

>> No.9497151

>>9497113
funny thing is I can not get fap to touhou futa because it isnt' provide me with futa on littleboy. ..............................and it isnti is bad not give me that porn FÄÄSEGEGRHTDFGSERYRDÖHFHBFDHBXCKIUYHFBVCEÖTSGFVB WHY CANT THEY GIVE ME LITTLE BOY SHOTA SUCK OFF FUTA COCK??? that shit piiiiiiiiiiiiiiises me off..

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9497153

boy♂next♂door

>> No.9497155

>>9497151
Dude take it easy.

>> No.9497156

>>9496786
touhous

>> No.9497159

Monster girls, yuri, glasses, thighhighs, drills, elder sisters, school swimsuits, oppai loli, loving couples.

>> No.9497166

>>9497155
I try to. I really try to. But I grow tired of the same few pics over and over again.

>> No.9497191

>>9496786
Slender, yet thick as in built or in shape women, who have black hair, large noses, and are white.

Women groaning.
Love.
Purity.
Maids outfit.
High school girl uniforms with the skirts incorporated in the uniform.
Yoga pants.
Tiny spandex gym shorts before or during sex (obviously still a virgin here though).
Strapless white dresses that go down slightly past the knees

I would really be aroused if I had a girlfriend who washed my hair while I was sitting down with my head in the sink or if she cut my beard with a strait raiser while I was sitting down.

"Titty sex" (Which is really perverted of me and the most perverted thing about me maybe).

Yuugi kind of

>> No.9497197

>>9497191
Whoa dude that's lewd.

>> No.9497226

>>9497085
>>9497089
>>9497090

>> No.9497241

>>9497191
Are you familiar with Maruta's work? He does pretty much what you're describing.

>> No.9497288

>>9497197
:) I like long black hair; forgot to put long next to black hair.
>>9497241
Actually no I'm not. That's pretty crazy. I have read very few sexual doujins. I tend to read fan fiction story lines.
I'll read his work if I can find it.

>> No.9497300

>>9497288
Here.

http://exhentai.org/g/493617/fc822f3d03/
http://exhentai.org/g/55480/2772488e54/
http://exhentai.org/g/273914/2d29298627/
http://exhentai.org/g/500704/4b844e71f8/

Ranked from best to "worst", IMO. Especially the first one, holy shit.

>> No.9497315

>>9497300
Crap, I forgot the two tanks. Here.

http://exhentai.org/g/473489/175b74d5ea/
http://exhentai.org/g/321564/708adb4b71/

>> No.9497316
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9497316

>that "Anime Pussy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg

>> No.9497320

>>9497300
Thank you. Okay.

>> No.9497337

>>9497116
Well that turned out much better then I thought going in.

>> No.9497352
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>>9497316
As expected of your average 4channeru.

>> No.9497361

Extravagant displays of intellectual prowess and extreme articulation.

Extravagant clothes with articulate designs, massive complexes of cleverly designed machinery, defiance of natural law. Things like that. If a female were to show me some articulate creation of theirs, that would probably be one of the most attractive things I can think of.

I'd wager that I'm the only man who could be made hard by being given a math-based puzzle with a conventional maze layered upon it and incorporated into it.

Presentations of mind are like centerfolds to me. They require proper tone, however. It's not like everything that's amazing turns me on - only the things which are presented to me directly by someone who I do not disapprove of sexually.

It's an uncommon quirk, sure, but I'm plenty capable of becoming aroused from the lust of another, assuming that I can empathize with that lust. That is to say, someone else being aroused by an extravagant display of my own also works for me, which seems to be the only aspect of me which is sexually compatible, if rarely, with anyone else.

It should come as no surprise to anyone that I'm still a wizard in training.

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>>9497361
didn't you try leaning japanese by playing FF1 on the NES (which only had hiragana)

>> No.9497378

>>9497373
Yes. I also finished the game like that.

I learned plenty from the endeavor as well.

>> No.9497417

>>9497316
>>9497337
>>9497352
I was going to post that, but than I saw anon posted it.
Good job anon; that was quick.
>>9497361
hm Okay

I don't get hard off this....but...

I guess I have extacy on certain subjects when thinking about how I can almost feel my destiny relating to these certain subjects.

>> No.9498094

Abusive girls that tell others what to do. I love it when they're just petite girls but everyone takes them seriously and are afraid of them.

>> No.9498131

>>9498094
Than you would love that picture of drink Yuugi controlingly having sex with a man (the pic makes it look like the person is whom ever is looking at it.)

I don't have it on me.
My teacher forgot to give me my USBs and now she has to mail them to me.......bogus, but she was a nice teacher and person.

Good thing I didn't have any lewd pics or downloads on them.

>> No.9498142

Miserable chain-smoking bookworm loner alcoholics.

>> No.9498139

>>9498131
I'd love to see that picture

>> No.9498171

>>9498139
It's always popping up now and again. It's usually is a spoiler image. Just look in touhou threads.

>> No.9498182
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9498182

Sexy lil boys. It's a shame that so few people on /jp/ seem to share my interest.

>> No.9498187

>>9498131
Drunk Yuugi having sex isn't considered a lewd pic or download?

>> No.9498192

Eyeglasses, crossdressing, futanari, shotas, monstergirls and reverse rape.

Those are my main fetishes.

>> No.9498210

Nice firm built bodies.
I kinda got this fetish when i started hitting the gym.

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