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You rescue an evil wizard. He'll grant you any wish you want but only if you kill your favourite Touhou. He'll also grant you the power to do so without fail, in case you fear getting killed yourself.

Yes?

>> No.9492588

How am I supposed to kill her?
She's not real

>> No.9492590

The premise of the situation means that gensokyo and my favorite touhou is real, so I don't really need any wishes.

>> No.9492592

Do I get to keep the power I used to kill her?

>> No.9492598
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9492598

I honestly couldn't kill Marisa.

I can't.

She's my life.

>> No.9492593

Yes, my wish would be to bring her back to life.

>> No.9492597

>>9492593
Then what was the point of the whole thing in the first place?! She'll kill you for revenge!

>> No.9492595

My favorite Touhou has the power I want, so I would say yes.

>> No.9492602

Of course. Nothing personal, ojou-chan.

>> No.9492611

Couldn't I just use the power he gives me to kill him?

>> No.9492605

Whats the difference between /jp/ and Theists?

/jp/ knows that their favorite imaginary characters aren't real

>> No.9492616

umm... uhh my favorite 2hu is Mokou I swear!

>> No.9492617

>>9492597
Wouldn't you do anything to be together with your touhou, even for a short time?

>> No.9492614
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9492614

The wish I'd want would involve Aya being alive. Even if it didn't, I would never hurt her. I like her to much.
So...no deal.

>> No.9492621

My sincerest apologies. I have to come first.

>> No.9492626

No.

>> No.9492634

No biggie, I still have a 2nd and 3rd favorite, everyone gets bumped up a spot!

Promotions!

>> No.9492627
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9492627

Couldn't I just not kill her and spend time with her now?
I mean, Gensokyo is obviously real now or at least the wizard brought my favorite Touhou to life.

>> No.9492632

>>9492617
Of course not.

>> No.9492638

>>9492634
I like the way you think.

>> No.9492648

This is what you get for trusting humans.

>> No.9492650

>>9492632
Ok, nothing lost nothing gained. I'll just hope my touhou can forgive me.

>> No.9492668

You are going to have to go through everyone else trying to kill her first.

>> No.9492683

I'd say yes, then use that power to protect her from everybody else.
How can you people even consider killing your beloved Touhou? Stop trying to be so edgy.

>> No.9492703

>>9492683
Does your second favorite mean so little?

>> No.9492704
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>> No.9492706

>>9492683
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or in this case the one. The power could be used to save the world.

>> No.9492713
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9492713

Killing her would be one way to make an impression, I suppose. Once she'd revive, I'd taunt her to come get revenge so I could spend more and more time with her, eventually resulting in tea.
Obviously, my wish would be to become a mid-tier youkai with semi-hax ability to stay alive.

>> No.9492708

>>9492683
Yeah these fucking scumbags should really value their favorite bishojo from some game no one gives a shit about more what subhumans

>> No.9492709

>>9492706
From what?

>> No.9492717

>>9492709
Well for starters, the evil wizard.

>> No.9492720

Why is it always an *evil* wizard

>> No.9492728

i'll kill my favorite touhou and then i'll become my favorite touhou
no one will ever know

>> No.9492735

>>9492728
I'll know.

>> No.9492736

>>9492720
It was a niggerwizard once.

>> No.9492753

>Kill Yukari

impossible

>> No.9492773

>>9492703
Of course not; I care about her too. But I'm not going to kill someone I like more for some selfish wish.
Don't try to twist this into killing your favorite for your second favorite's sake. This murder would be all about you.

>> No.9492821
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9492821

What if my favorite Touhou is already dead?

>> No.9492899
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9492899

>>9492821

>> No.9492895

>>9492821
She gets ghost bustered.

>> No.9492961

>>9492895
Eh, she'd break out of the containment field a month later, anyway.

>> No.9492972

How could I kill Parsee or Seiga?

>> No.9492983

>>9492972
With your now magical fist.

>> No.9493001
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9493001

No. I'll die a thousand deaths before I let her die one.

>> No.9493006

The evil wizard is obviously trying to trick you into getting killed

>> No.9493022

>>9493001
She has plenty of lives, it's cool.

>> No.9493023

>>9493006
Where's the problem?

>> No.9493025
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9493025

No way.

>> No.9493082

>>9493022

It changes nothing, though. I will let her feel no pain. I will white knight my hardest.

>> No.9493094
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9493094

I could never...

>> No.9493105
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9493105

>>9493082
You have my sword.

>> No.9493115

>>9493105

You can't both white knight the same character can you?

>> No.9493131

>>9493115
Sure you can.

>> No.9493153

>>9493131
There's going to be in fighting within the white guard! Their enemies will try to use this against them!

>> No.9493162

>>9493153
Why would there be? I think you've got some misconceptions about white knights.

>> No.9493178

>>9493162
She can only give her affection to one of her defenders (unless she's a whore) and each knight will do what they can to make sure they are that person.

>> No.9493191

>>9493178
White knights aren't looking for affection

>> No.9493211
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>> No.9493214

>>9493191
TRUE white knights aren't.

Are you a TRUW.NITE /jp/?

>> No.9493224

You know my answer, evil wizard. Of course, she'd look down on me and mock me if I have chosen anything else.
But it hurts, wizard. it hurts so much

>> No.9493229

Jokes on him, my favorite Touhou is Mokou.

>> No.9493255
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9493255

>>9493178

Even if it's a thankless job, it's a job worth doing.

>> No.9493269

there's no way I could do that..

>> No.9493272

I would wish I had God-like capabilities so I can rewrite reality and such and make Jupiter a solid planet with over 500 billion elf people living on it and tons of natural resources and highly advanced technology and stuff ^___^

oh yes I would kill my favorite Touhou ^__^

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9493273

>> No.9493284

>>9493255
And that's why you're the captain of Ran's guard.

>> No.9493306
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9493306

Never. Fuck your shitty deals wizard.

>> No.9493332

>>9493306
Fuck you, I'll kill Wriggle for free!

>> No.9493362

But if I'm powerful enough to kill Yuuka, what's stopping me from killing the wizard and taking his power for myself?

>> No.9493395

This talk of knights is making me wonder, if the touhous ended up with armies made up of the people who like them and they all waged war on each other using those people who would have the strongest troops?

>> No.9493444

>>9493362
He gave you that power. Think for a second.

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