/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take tenshi out on a date?

please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

why does /jp/ hate tenshi? pls dont bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

i liek that one photo LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>9490531
Fanon do. We don't

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'd take her out to a museum or the waterfront, and then we could get ice cream and corndogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>9490557

[Anonymous No.]

Tenshi sucks

[None !desuV9JP12 No.]

That is one of fantasies then is destroyed by the fact that i am NEET and i don't have money for such things.

Is a pinic good?

[Anonymous No.]

She has the best clothes design.

[Anonymous No.]

I love her.

I'd do my best to make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really care for Tenshi. She does have a great ass though.

[Anonymous No.]

A date, no, but I would love it if she were my friend.

[Imrinfected !!KUFrbmxALEl No.]

I would never take anyone on a date. Not again.

Dates are like interviews for relationships - there are predefined answers to any questions the other person may ask, and you must only use those predefined answers. Things which shouldn't matter do - like what you order, what restaurant they're taken to, whether or not they are taken to a restaurant, location, setting, time of day, how you schedule, what you say what you schedule, how you ask, what colors you're wearing when you show up, how much you spend during the date, etc. It's ridiculous.

Also the last girl I took out on a date tried to fondle me under the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9490821
>like what you order, what restaurant they're taken to, whether or not they are taken to a restaurant, location, setting, time of day, how you schedule, what you say what you schedule, how you ask, what colors you're wearing when you show up, how much you spend during the date, etc. It's ridiculous.

Are girls really like this? Why do they think they would automatically be seen as this important that you would need to be measured on so many levels?

[Imrinfected !!KUFrbmxALEl No.]

>>9490842
>Are girls really like this?
The vast majority apparent to me are.

>Why do they think they would automatically be seen as this important that you would need to be measured on so many levels?
I wish I knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9490846
>Why do they think they would automatically be seen as this important that you would need to be measured on so many levels?
Probably because they know most of the men that take them on dates are only after one thing.
Maybe, like, they test to see how far you're willing to bend over backwards for it or something, hell if I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9490842
In the old days, this was done because men were the suitors and they had to impress the girl enough that she would marry them. They were technically trophies in a way. Whoever was macho enough or could bend backwards the furthest won. This was also back when women's rights barely existed so it makes things difficult for me to take them really seriously. On the bright side, today's gender equality (or at least as it should be) allows men to evaluate women back.

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>>9490939
>On the bright side, today's gender equality (or at least as it should be) allows men to evaluate women back.

Not without being called misogynist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9490944
Technically true but if all you're evaluating are the little things like the way she dines, or the small quirks that could be found annoying then most won't blame you for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to take Tenshi out on a date, but I doubt I could do justice to her standards.
If nothing else, I'd love to hear about what things were like living in Heaven and Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

I really doubt any guy could keep her interested for more than 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9490939
Oh please. Only the rich ojousamas got suitors. Most women got little/no choice.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure.

We could go grab a bite to eat at a really fancy restaurant, after we are done we'll flip the table over and throw cutlery at everyone before running off without paying, we'll then hijack a car and go smashing mailboxes with some bats/clubs, then we'll go kick some flowers right in the face before wrapping it up with some really aggressive sex.

She'll get pregnant and we'll settle down and take it easy from there. I am truly the only man on this earth suitable for Tenshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9490983
Well they got suitors left and right at their beck and call, yes. Normal women would maybe get one or two if they're lucky and it would usually be for the reason expected out of relationships. That the man and the woman were compatible with each other in some aspect.

For some reason, I keep thinking of Disney's Cinderella sequel where one of the sisters got together with a baker.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure, she seems immature enough to enjoy my company. On the downside she's probably a stuck up bitch that wants me to pay for everything and loves expensive stuff.

Is she rich? Maybe if I'm lucky she can can for everything with celestial dollars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9491203
*can pay

Which finger should I cut off this time?

[Anonymous No.]

Dating her would be interesting

[Anonymous No.]

Now with 100% more Iku cock blocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9491401
Well she is her nanny. She is supposed to be "no man is good enough for my little princess!" and "I don't want to realize that she is grown up and can marry and I will lose the only reason I live for".

[Anonymous No.]

Dating Tenshi will be the same as dating a Yakuza Lord's daughter, I think.

But I will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9490991

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>>9491590
One wrong word and her dad will send goons after you...celestial goons! Hell, he might send them after you anyways just because he doesn't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9491593
'sup hopten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9491624
It would be awesome if the goons talked in yakuza slang, like "temee" and "kono yaro!" while rolling the r's. Naturally they'd call Tenshi "Ojou".

Gensokyo just became even better, with the heaven yakuza being involved in criminal activities and having gang fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9491590

It's more like she's the yakuza boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9491590
That's wrong...

[Anonymous No.]

Sure.
I think she's pretty cute. She has a good sense of fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Tenshi would love to go slumming with someone like /jp/ so I don't think having a date with her is anything impossible at all.

/jp/'s antisocial, reclusive, detached, and poor lifestyle combined with his decadent and lazy NEET ways might be appealing to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9491973
Must be why she goes along so well with Iku too.

[Anonymous No.]

Tenshi is a horrible "girlfriend".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492202
That fucking author...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492202
I would have no chance against Tenshi if she got serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492202
That's that Alice artist isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492221
Haven't you heard? He's already back to Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492221
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't it sad? She's getting thrown out by the person she loves so he can go back to the girl that was fucking someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492202
Ugh, fucking skank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492235
>>9492229
Nah. Well... maybe I'm a bit upset. But that's not only because of the way he treatens Tenshi. Look at the author's Alice being a bitchy whore. The Touhou's that appear in their work aren't even anything like they would be in canon or fanon. They basically just took the characters' names and appearances and made a Sex and the City-like setting. You could put any random OC or other characters in their places, it wouldn't change much. Except for the number of viewers.
I feel bad for all those butchered touhous... even your average h-doujin is better than that.

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>>9492221

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>>9490594
what's wrong with yukari's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>9491809

How can she be so beautiful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492337

What's wrong with your face, turbonerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492331
WHO BROKE HER DOLL?!? I swear . I fuck you up. >:c

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492353
It's the peaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492356
what isn't wrong with yukari's face u fukin faget

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492221
>>9492331
More tenshi crying

[Anonymous No.]

Would you slap her tears away when she's sad?

[Anonymous No.]

Tenshi a slut

[Anonymous No.]

Which 2hu do you want to see Tenshi paired with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492383
The only person she needs is her dear nanny.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9492363
She's weaksauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492447
Is that so?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Come to think of it, lunarians and celestials really fit together, don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9491973
Your assessment is terribly flawed, o wishful thinking master. Tenshi already lives the life of a neet, and she fucking hates it. She would not in any sense love /jp/'s ways, because she already lives antisocially and decadently and is bored out of her mind to the point where self-inflicted bodily harm by proxy is preferable.

In conclusion, fuck you. You're probably one of those faceless man self-insert lovers, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492447

I'd love to see Toyohime eating Tenshi's peach.

[Anonymous No.]

no, she's a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Sure. I don't know what we'd do, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492519
Why are you so upset over my post? I was just trying to think positively and constructively.

Maybe being a NEET alone is no fun for her but if she had someone else to NEET with she would be happy. Perhaps she could learn from our simple happiness? Maybe something is wrong with not her lifestyle but her spin and wealth in it? I also feel that Tenshi would be more attracted to the slumming aspect itself than our NEET ways.

Perhaps you are projecting onto Tenshi?

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>>9490991
You deserve each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492503
THROW ALL OF THEM INTO THE OVEN!!!! NOW!!!!! I COMMAND YOU!!!! GET THEM!!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!! MUAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492864
What's wrong? Can't stand strong independent races?

[Anonymous No.]

Please do not misuse the word "antisocial".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492864
The thought of Tenshi locked in an oven, pounding on the walls and screaming for Iku as she's cooked alive, makes me very sad.

[Anonymous No.]

I lub Tenshi. This picture makes me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9493031
She looks like she just found out she wet the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tickle Tenshi. Playfully. Nothing lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9493069
I want to tickle Tenshi. Lewdly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9493077
Ara ara~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9493260
This thread just got worthwhile

[Anonymous No.]

>>9493260
Yukari knows what's good

[Anonymous No.]

>>9492686
>Maybe being a NEET alone is no fun for her but if she had someone else to NEET with she would be happy.
Heaven is full of Celestials, she's hardly alone.
>Perhaps she could learn from our simple happiness?
Heaven is full of Celestials who became Celestials by becoming one with simple happiness. To say a NEET knows more of simple happiness than an ascended Celestial is like saying a redneck who took a science class in middle school one time knows more of theoretical physics than Stephen Hawking.
>Maybe something is wrong with not her lifestyle but her spin and wealth in it?
She's not exactly wealthy, as such; she was simply sheltered and had an easy upbringing. Hmm, sheltered, taking it easy... yep, that's pretty much NEETdom.
>I also feel that Tenshi would be more attracted to the slumming aspect itself than our NEET ways.
She'd rather hang out with people who actually, y'know, do shit.

I'm not projecting onto anything, I'm simply aware of her canonical personality. Your view of her offends me because it is literally the exact opposite of her real personality, and that you seem to love this Bizarro Tenshi means you would conversely dislike the real Tenshi, which is awful.

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>>9493260
That picture is so god damn delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495332
Actually saying 'delicious' and meaning it?
Eew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495345
Who is to say that he didn't print it out and eat it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495345
Maybe I do. I certainly wouldn't mind slooowly licking up her leg as she squirms and struggles and laughs uncontrollably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495398
What kind of skin disease is that?

[Anonymous No.]

Sop posting lewd things of my daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495422
That's sweat or light or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495422
Those are burn marks. Someone has been a little too generous with the candle play.
Either that or electric shock play.

[Anonymous No.]

They might be welts from needle injections. The artist draws girls being menaced by syringes fairly often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495398
>>9495440
I need to find a woman who'll treat me the way Tenshi is being treated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495694
I think Tenshi would gladly trade places with you at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495611
No, its definitely the Plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495665
On her face and hands? I really doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495705
Celestials don't get sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495712
They do when it's celestial cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495708
Those are definitely light reflecting of her sweat-drenched body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495720
There's no such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495728
It's obviously sub-dermal parasites. That one even has a tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495749
I feel bad for laughing at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495728
Maybe candle wax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495749
That...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495841
Wait, Reimu has these marks on her bottom, too, but she's (apparently) the dom.
Now this has become all sorts of confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495899
I'm telling you, man. It supposed to be reflecting light or something. It's the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

Dating -> Tickle torture

[Anonymous No.]

I would not take Tenshi, but I would take Iku. She deserves a break from taking care of that snot nosed brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9496109
Oooh, you should go on a date with her and spend the time tickling Tenshi! Nothing would release her stress like that!

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>>9491401
>>9491545
>Well she is her nanny.
No, she's not. Tenshi and Iku barely even know each other.

>>9491992
Even if that's a joke, it's a terrible one. No matter how cute and heartwarming all those Tenshi x Iku pictures might be, they're a load of bullshit. Tenshi shows next to no respect to Iku, and Iku would tell some old hag like Yukari to beat her up the minute she was acting up.
And don't try to say she was just forced by the circumstances, the whole ordeal was already practically over and Tenshi had been beaten up more than enough.

>>9492951
Except she wouldn't be screaming Iku's name, she most likely wouldn't even remember Iku in a situation like that.

>>9496109
And again, she doesn't take care of Tenshi. Her job is observing weather changes, warning people about forthcoming natural disasters and as such she comes into contact with the Hinanawi clan from time to time.

Sorry to break your bubble, but as sweet and heartwarming as all those Tenshi x Iku pictures and whatnot might be, they're in direct conflict with the canon.

Also, since I'm here, yes, I would take her out on a date, and you people better keep your hands off her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9496648
Explaining canon to /jp/ is beyond meaningless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9496109
I want to tickle Iku

[Anonymous No.]

>>9496648

How is that in direct conflict with the fanon side? All Iku did was punish her because she thought she was spoiled. Some fanon is absolutely baseless, but it's not like every single instance came out of nowhere.

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>>9496845
How much of my explanation did you actually read?
As I said, they don't even know each other. Tenshi barely recognizes Iku as someone from the Dragon Palace, while Iku knows that Tenshi is the Eldest Daughter of the Hinanawi clan, since she's been involved with them before.

I can say with 90% accuracy that their encounter in SWR is the first time they've been in direct contact with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Well then, fuck canon.
If Tenshi and Iku don't have a relationship of some sort, then neither of them have any interaction with another character at all. Which is INCREDIBLY boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497298
>I can say with 90% accuracy that their encounter in SWR is the first time they've been in direct contact with each other.
Well, there you go, something to build off of.

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>>9490509
I will hit Tenko if she wants.

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>>9497298

Because nannies know the children they take care of before they even meet. Right.

Whether or not they had met previously has nothing to do with the fanon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9497517
W-what's wrong with her eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

Canon dialogue certainly suggests that Tenshi didn't know Iku well at all but I've never taken that one hundred percent seriously after Keine didn't recognize Reimu in IN.

[Anonymous No.]

would you tie her up and beat her for the ideal date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497517
What is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497555
Yes. I'd teach her the joys of unconditional love and sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497564
I don't like the sound of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497571
I'll beat the shit out of her everyday and use her as a toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497571
Gelatinous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497578
I DEFINITELY don't like the sound of that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497585
maybe she'll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497585
Don't worry, you'll feel good in your rectum and you'll get pettings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497585
Come on, it would be fun for both of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497591
>>9497592
>>9497594
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497599
No one likes a boring girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495312
> canonical personality
> real personality
Oh boy, there we go.
No such thing in touhou. Except couple of protagonists, maybe. You obviously retarded. Please, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497614
No one likes getting tied up and abused and tortured and stuff either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497639
Masochists do.

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>>9497549
> Canon dialogue certainly suggests that Tenshi didn't know Iku well at all but I've never taken that one hundred percent seriously after Keine didn't recognize Reimu in IN.
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497639
Don't worry I won't tie you, I'll be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497649
What's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497665
Tenshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497667

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>>9497673
People do it for fun. You never know until you try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497674
I think most INTELLIGENT people would figure out pretty early if getting hurt feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497689
Some people enjoy being hurt in the right ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497722
What freaks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497751
You should not be so rude about it. Never know what you might find.

[Anonymous No.]

When being hurt the right way, there is a lot of emphasis on the "right way" part. Being hurt the wrong way is really awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497791
Tenshi just seemed to want to get hurt in general, at least in SWR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497791
She's a celestial, I'm sure she'd be fine even if you hit her in the face with a chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497807
She just wanted attention. And fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497812
I stand by my point that she is a masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9495703
He's going to pop it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497632

Not this shit again.

Tenshi talked with every single character in SWR, with some more than once.

Yes, she's got a canon personality.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>9497632
>Personality: Had a sheltered upbringing. Selfish. Top of the world. She is very earthy for a celestial, and lacks charisma. An overly well-endowed environment obviously had a negative effect on Tenshi's childhood. She doesn't consider what her actions mean to other people, for one. She has absolute confidence in her abilities, and gets mad if someone insults them.

There's even an official description of her personality.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>9490509
Tenshi is a vapid, self-centered bitch. I like her character design and liked playing as her in SWR, but I don't think she'd be a good person to date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9498564

I love spoiler bitches in 2D form.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>9498592
I'd say she is preferable to some of the real monsters in the setting. Tenshi isn't as likely to just casually kill someone she just met as some other touhous (e.g. Yuyuko invoking death when she first meets Mokou).

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>>9498693
Technically we don't know for sure if she actually did that or not.

>>9497632
Fuck off, you goddamn quaternary. If you're going to ignore -literally everything- canonical about a Touhou then you're better off fapping to some random original slut in some shitty manga.

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[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>9498834
>Youmu: Miss Yuyuko can invoke death in humans. But if it fails on you...
>Mokou: So you already tried to take my life? My, what active ghosts.

I suppose that Yuyuko doesn't outright say she tried that, but it does seem to be implied. At least Mokou seems to think so.