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Gather round, fellow NEETs!

Just a reminder that if you are still NEET into your mid twenties and have never had a job you will NEVER be hired by any company because you have no work experience. And you will be homeless when your family finally kicks you out/dies off.

Have a great day /jp/!

>> No.9485901
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>> No.9485903

You know, maybe being homeless might not be bad.
I could become a wanderer and live in forests and shit

>> No.9485907
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>>9485901
YOU'RE THE GUY WHO I SAVED THIS PICTURE FROM

>> No.9485906

Maybe I can finally die from taking it easy.

>> No.9485919
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9485919

I'll get a job tomorrow I just know it.

>> No.9485914

Good thing I'm on permanent disability and am eligible for subsidized housing.

>> No.9485923

“It says on your CV that you have no previous work experience. Would you mind telling me why that is?”
“I have crippling depression and social anxiety.”
“Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, our mental disorder quota isn't yet filled as per the Equality and Discrimination Act of 20XX, so welcome aboard!”

#FirstWorldBenefits

>> No.9485931

>>9485923
That's not how that works.

>> No.9485939

>>9485923
You'd never even get to an interview.

>> No.9485944

>>9485898
>homeless
but i dont live in a third world shithole like you

>> No.9485946

>>9485914
When we get married Sudo will live with me.

>> No.9485950

>>9485914
I wish I could get on that autism bux but there's not enough wrong with me.

>> No.9485952

>>9485931
Yes it is. Just as blacks and gays are, on average, more likely to be hired because they're minorities, so are people with physical or mental disabilities. Probably more so by the time we grow up and look for jobs.

>> No.9485963

>>9485952
But they need to have a good resume before they can show off their disabilities or race in the interview

>> No.9485965

>>9485952
Not that many states extend their anti-discrimination laws to gays.

>> No.9485980

>>9485965
They do, but it doesn't work the way that idiot thinks. It's like this, they can't not hire you for being a faggot/nigger/cripple, but they absolutely can not hire you for being a complete fuck up who has no qualifications or experience.

It doesn't protect you from not getting hired just because you fit into a protected category, they just can't not hire you for that reason.

>> No.9485992

I'll probably just kill myself. Everyone has to die some time, might as well cut my life short instead of it getting ridiculously hard and miserable.

>> No.9485993

>>9485914
Why are you on permanent disability?

>> No.9485997

>>9485993

Dem cloven hoof hands

>> No.9486001

Have a nice TRIP

>> No.9486005

>>9486001
usage: watch.pl [-h] [-u USERAGENT] [-r REFRESH] [-s] thread_url directory

4chan thread image scraper

it happens to the best of us

>> No.9486021

>>9485993
Super autism

>> No.9486045

>>9485993
Clinical depression and social anxiety.

>> No.9486050

>>9486045
That's it?

That's fucking weak. But I guess if I sperg enough and fail all of my therapies I'll eventually get that too. How long did it take you to get your disability status to permanent?

>> No.9486076

>>9486050
It was when I first got approved. I stopped going to my therapist in November because it was a waste of time, and I only got to see the psychiatrist bi-monthly for like 15 minutes. I can still find another one and go if I feel I want to, but it's not required.

>> No.9486084

>>9486045
>>9486076

Where do you live? US?

>> No.9486098

>>9486084
US has a three year lifetime limit on welfare, if you're not classified permanently disabled.

Our government act like fucking jews giving out money, it's ridiculous.

>> No.9486113

>>9486045
You can get money for having social anxiety?

>> No.9486111

>>9486084

He's Ukrainian

>> No.9486120
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>>9486076
So is it a 3 year limit or a lifetime limit? What the fuck is a 3 year lifetime?

>> No.9486126

>>9486084
Yes, the US.
>>9486120
I'm on SSI, not welfare. The two programs are completely different.

>> No.9486150

>>9486120
The total time you spend on welfare is limited to 3 years over your natural lifespan. So if you started getting welfare and kept getting it for three years you get cut off, even if you are still unable to support yourself.

The problem is black people. Poor whites hate the idea of their tax money going to lazy black people, so out of spite they cut benefits. But they end up getting hurt even more. Then they tell themselves, "well at least I'm not paying for niggers welfare!"

People are more willing to help other people who are like themselves, that's why countries that are more homogenous have better welfare systems.

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>>9486126
Can I beat you up? What's your address?

>> No.9486165

>>9486156
I'd prefer not to say.

>> No.9486173
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>>9486165
Oh come on it'll be super fun.

>> No.9486190

Two years left then, huh? Better just take it easy.

>> No.9486195

>>9486173
I only want to be abused by cute girls, sorry.

>> No.9486202

>>9486126
I looked through the SSI site and for it to work you have to have accumulated a certain number of credits to be eligible. So you did work at one point?

>> No.9486223

>>9486202
That's for SSD, not SSI. SSD (Social Security Disability) is a separate program. I'm on SSI and have never worked.

>> No.9486251

>>9486195
if you share I'll beat him up so he can't beat you up.
and bring my imouto so she can beat you up

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>>9486251
I'll take both you nerds on. What's your address? You're first.

>> No.9486268

>>9486223
How cool.

>> No.9486280

>>9486259
what did you just say to me? I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, etc.

on a serious note, please tell me you can take a punch. Every fight I've ever been in the other guy gave up after a punch in the eye and bloody nose.

>> No.9486299

>>9486045
u MENA chronic obesity

>> No.9486334

>>9486223
Is it kinda like a program we have in the Netherlands, where you are only eligible if your troubles were already present during childhood? I'm on that permanently, and all I have to do is have a talk with the people in charge once a year. Shrinks are optional, but a waste of time in my case too. You get such a ludicrous amount of money from it too, you'd have to work full time at a job that pays more than minimum wage to make more than I do.

>> No.9486343

>>9486334
Yes, but your problems don't have to be present from childhood. Although if they were and you have it on your medical record it will help a lot in getting accepted.

>> No.9486353
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>>9486280
I've been in more than 15 fights, 6 of which where I won, 3 where I got knocked out cold because I kept getting up because I don't know when to stop. The rest ended prematurely because we were either pulled away or stopped by the police. I've been ganged up on, beaten by bats and stomped by multiple people. In the past I've broken 4 ribs, suffered 2 serious concussions, and also broke both my arms several times. I've been run over by a car once, but was crashed into several times. I don't practice any kind of martial art, I just fight based on "logic" and using any nearby objects that can be used as a weapon. I've beaten someone into a bloody mess with a tall coffee mug before.

By the way, I'm a girl. Give me your address.

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>>9486098
Deal with it. This is why the United States of AMERICA is the best country in the world.

Maybe if you nerds grew up in poverty and had to fight for your meal you'd actually learn to appreciate hard work instead of being spoiled brats that shitpost on /jp/ all day.

>> No.9486380

I LIKE COCKS

>> No.9486408

>>9486353
vroot pls leave

>> No.9487047

>>9486353
watch out, we got a badass over here.

>> No.9487805

I have a theory

Who here was raised by a single mother or had no actual (real) male role models that we active in your life?

>> No.9487855

>>9486334
Wajong?

>> No.9487861

>>9487805

Me and everyone else here.

You're theory is now proven, have a nice day.

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>have had 3 part-time jobs since I was 16

How very normal feeling.

>> No.9488010

>>9487805
My male role model kept telling me that I will never be able to achieve anything. Then I just stopped talking to him. Guess what kind of attitude in life I have now.

I can't even pick up Japanese for more than five minutes without getting scared of failure.

>> No.9488031

>>9488010
was he your biological father or were you a fatherless child

>> No.9488033

>>9488031
Biological

>> No.9488048

>>9488010
what age did you boot your father from your life?

Did your mother ever do the same, are they separated?

>> No.9488058

>>9488048
Seventeen years, and they were separated way before that.

>> No.9488062

>>9488048
Furthermore, no, not with my mother, as she is the one that is making my NEET life possible.

>> No.9488071

>>9488058
did they ever make you chose sides or fight over visitation?

>> No.9488079

>>9488071
No, but my mom tried to take full custody of me. Never succeeded though. It was all equal on time spent with each until I willfully cut off contact.

>> No.9488088
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9488088

Watch something better than a planetes+tiger and bunny rip off.

>> No.9488094

>>9488088
Please don't bully Planetes by comparing it to such garbage.

>> No.9488122

>Learn a skill
>Earn money

Simple as that.

Most people here could learn to be a developer, designer or a translator.

>> No.9488124

>>9488010
>My male role model kept telling me that I will never be able to achieve anything. Then I just stopped talking to him. Guess what kind of attitude in life I have now.
This right here. It's funny because my academic delivery has always been very good but I have no willingness to use what I have learned.

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>>9488122
>Most people here could learn to be a developer

>> No.9488144

>>9485944
Living in some government hostel is still counted as being homeless.

>> No.9488155

>>9488144
You don't want to hear about the Nordic countries again, do you?

>> No.9488183

Jokes on you, I'm currently working full time, stealing tax payer dollars!

>> No.9488204

>>9488155
Nordic countries only get away with socialism because:

- they are oil rich
- they have low (sub 4 million) populations
- they are racially homogenous

but sure thing comrade tell me about economies of scale

>> No.9488216 [DELETED] 

>>9488155
They have more of a free market than the United States.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_of_Economic_Freedom

>> No.9488235

>>9488204
Only Norway has anything to do with oil and all of them have populations of over five million people. By the way, why didn't you use the word "culture" instead of "race"?

>> No.9488384

I'm trying very hard not be NEET, but being a war vet is hard, especially with AS & TBI. Got an interview next week... Wish me luck.

>> No.9488453

>working for other people

Luckily my family owns several businesses and everyone in my family owns at least one.


I'm just a little late and who am i quoting

>> No.9488459

Guess I'd better get to work on my backlog before I die then.

>> No.9488508

>>9487805
I was raised by my mom and dad, who have been married for like 26 years. They loved me then and they still do even though I'm a 25 year old failure.

>> No.9488519

>>9488384
Sell hot dogs and kebabs in New York City. Not even joking.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disabled_veteran_street_vendors

>> No.9488542

>>9487805
I lived with my mother and grandparents ever since I was 7

but I had contact with my father and he was my ideal for many years even though he was a pathetic normal retard

and before you tell us your idea, autism is something you get from the start and you can't catch it later, it's not a fucking flu

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9488568

Experience isn't a problem if you become self-employed.

I'm going to be an indie game dev.

>> No.9488584

>>9488568
I am making a dos game wanna help?

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>>9488584
>a dos game
Why would you do that?

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9488593

Temp agencies are a good resource for finding both clerical, laboratory, 2nd shift, janitorial, and blue collar work. The jobs they give are generally short-term assignments, meaning that so long as your managers are happy, you can alienate anyone you want. One can generally either take or leave work at their own convenience, although it helps to build up a good rapport. Additionally, many jobs are entry-level, low-tier jobs that don't require retail-style method acting.

Disadvantages to this is that you work for the temp agency, not the companies you are placed in, so handling requires enough clerical knowledge and social skill to ask your supervisor to sign a time-card and send it by fax/scanned mail/snail mail/in-person. Additionally, you need clean piss EVERY time you want a new assignment, but many of the chaste young maidens of /jp/ wouldn't have problems with this.

Best of luck putting shit on a resume, /jp/. They think I know how to use Oracle for 64bit Enterprise SuSe so they put me in a lab to fuck with spreadshits generated by their tests for 15/hour at night.

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>>9488596
....
so it can run on every mother fucking IBM PC Compatible!

>> No.9488616

>>9488607
That's unnecessarily restrictive. Compatibility is important, but not that important.

>> No.9488618

>>9488616
You browse /jp/? I thought you were content being insane over at /a/.

>> No.9488627
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>>9488616
nothing is restricted about DOS!!!

you can have FULL hardware access!

you can even fucking control the led lights of the keyboard

>> No.9488629

>>9488618
I do browse /jp/, as you can see.

>> No.9488641

>>9488629
Smart mouthed as usual. But I always did like that part of you~

Anyway. Never mind anything I said then.

>> No.9488665

>>9488627

Restricted memory addresses are a pain, dude.

>> No.9488701

>>9488627
Suck my far pointer, dude.

>> No.9488705

>>9488665
wwww

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>>9488701
>>9488665
suck my massive 120mb super floppy disk

>> No.9488739

>>9488714
Seriously. If you want to make a small game able to run on-top of a command type shell, why not use Xemacs with GTK+ to do interface writing? You can even use 64bit word-size on some forks of it.

>> No.9488749

>>9488739
....
http://www.yotsubano.me/16.zip
http://www.yotsubano.me/16bee.zip (bleeding edge edition [ALPHA AS FUCK])

>> No.9488846

For fucks sakes. This whole board is full of losers.

>> No.9488859

You can always work construction. Wait...
>americlaps
>manual labor
Well it's not my fault you fucks can't lift a burger.

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