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9452272 No.9452272 [Reply] [Original]

Tell us about your creepy yandere boyfriend, /jp/.

>> No.9452286

Man, that is REALLY not how perspective works. Look at her face and her hair.

>> No.9452292

But I am one.

>> No.9452306
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>>9452292

What creepy things have you done to your object of love, anon?

>> No.9452314

Gross, her breasts are lop-sided.

>> No.9452347

>>9452306
Sucked his dick when he was sleeping.

>> No.9452359

>>9452347

You drugged him beforehand, didn't you?

>> No.9452368

>>9452347
This is my fetish.

>> No.9452386

>>9452306
Well I walk around outside his house at night. So far I haven't caught him with someone else.

>> No.9452394

>>9452359
I knocked him out.

>> No.9452393

that's gay as HELL dude

>> No.9454300

crazy thread

>> No.9454310

>>9454300
ＣＲＡＺＹ！　ｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> No.9454390

I never had one.

>> No.9456008

>>9454390
Never had a boyfriend or never had a yandere boyfriend?

>> No.9456018

I've never had a boyfriend, let alone a yandere one.

>> No.9456033

A boy actually confessed to me in middle school and kept writting me love letters and blowing kisses my way everytime I saw him. He pised me off so I beat him up, but he was moaning and clearly enjoying every punch.
Shit creeped me the fuck out.

He was a blonde, blue eyed little slav if this helps with your faggot fantasies /jp/.

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>>9456033

>> No.9456342 [DELETED] 

>>9452272

>Completely hairless, thin, blonde
>Dated for a month
>Broke up with me so he could focus on worshiping trees or some shit
>Months later, calls me at 2am screaming and crying
>Does this several times
>Texts me that he loves me and wants to meet up
>Meet once, he acts like nothing ever happened
>Leave, he freaks out
>More 2am calls

Never date emotionally disturbed Pagan homosexuals

>> No.9456347

>Completely hairless, thin, blonde
>Dated for a month
>Broke up with me so he could focus on worshiping trees or some shit
>Months later, calls me at 2am screaming and crying
>Does this several times
>Texts me that he loves me and wants to meet up
>Meet once, he acts like nothing ever happened
>Leave, he freaks out
>More 2am calls

Never date emotionally disturbed Pagan homosexuals, no matter how much they look like Pico

>> No.9456349

>>9456255
Ban evasion.

>> No.9456358

i wonder what happens when a creepy yandere starts dating another creepy yandere.

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>>9456358
a match made in heaven

>> No.9456405

>>9456358
they would fuse and become one

>> No.9456422

>>9456033
I don't get it.
Why would a guy confess to another guy?

>> No.9456440

>>9456008
Both.

>> No.9456456

>>9456422
You tell me.

>> No.9456474

>>9456440
I wouldn't mind being your yandere boyfriend, anon.

>> No.9456504

I had this guy (real life) that told me we should stop talking because he likes me too much. He said he stopped talking to me to protect my pride as a heterosexual man because I told him that I kind of liked him back but could never love him. But now I kind of want to talk to him, like really fucking badly. I don't know which one is Yandere in this situation.

>> No.9456505

>>9452314
Don't talk shit about my waifu

>> No.9456510

fuk of wiff ur spoilers

>> No.9456527

>>9456510
agreed. i hate spoils :(

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