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9450353 No.9450353 [Reply] [Original]

What are you neets going to do when you're without power for days?

http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2012/07/25/weather-journal-a-rare-super-storm-this-way-comes/

>> No.9450367
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9450367

Read by candlelight.

>> No.9450376

But I don't live there!

>> No.9450373

>>9450367
You have candles stored? Are you one of those end of days hikkis?

>> No.9450389

Fuck ur mom

>> No.9450393

>living in amerikuh

>> No.9450394

safe in florida?

>> No.9450404

>>9450394

Unless you live in Tallahassee, it seems.

I live there. I don't want to lose power! How will I shitpost on /jp/?

>> No.9450406
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>>9450367
>Read

>> No.9450407

>>9450393

who r u qoting?

>> No.9450411

>>9450407
James Brown

>> No.9450414

it feels good to live in florida this time

>> No.9450419

Good thing I live in one of the best states in the United States of America, California.

>> No.9450420

>>9450414
Stop lying. It never feels good to live in that shit hole

>> No.9450422

>>9450373
No, but it makes sense to have a few candles here and there in your house just in case the power goes.

>> No.9450424

Wesuto coast-uru. i shall be safe.

>> No.9450428

I'm already used to this type of shit in Oklahoma. Seems like twice a month there's a tornado and I lose power. I'm used to week long black outs, so whatever.

>> No.9450429

>>9450419
Living with faggot cock suckers and illegals must be great huh? Fuck you yuppie

>> No.9450432

>>9450394
Sunny as fuck, might get that daily afternoon shower though.

>> No.9450436

Must be nice not being in a horrible drought.

>> No.9450443

>>9450428
>Oklahoma
;-;

>> No.9450445

Good thing I dont live in america-land! It would be really boring. Hopefully those who will have to suffer it will have something to do.

>> No.9450455

sucks to be murrican

>> No.9450456

will it be coming by long island? nothing ever happens here..

>> No.9450459
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9450459

Why does anyone live in the middle of America? Will someone please explain. All of the best locations are along the coast.

>> No.9450466

>>9450459
Was born here. I stay inside all day, why should I go to the coast to stay inside all day when houses are cheaper here?

>> No.9450468

>>9450459
Because I was born here?

>> No.9450472

>>9450459

Well, Kansas City is getting Google Fiber. I don't know why people would live their prior to that though except for work or something.

>> No.9450480

>>9450466
Ever thought that your shitty surroundings are why you're such a faggot?

>> No.9450496

I already have my Laptop, Kindle, 3DS ,DS, PSP, and W7 phone all charged. It should last be for a few days if I sleep a lot during the outage

>> No.9450552

>>9450456
NY is getting totaled

>> No.9450589

oh fuck. i'm right in the middle of the purple spot.

>> No.9450590
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9450590

im so scared
is this really true?
please
im scared
please

>> No.9450596

>>9450590
Come to my house. You can stay in my bed and read my manga if you'll cuddle with me :3

>> No.9450606

>>9450596
If you want to do sexual things, you're a normal.

>> No.9450610

>>9450606
He said ``cuddle''.

>> No.9450611
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9450611

RIP in pieces

>> No.9450620

>>9450459
The strength of America secretly comes from it's agricultural industry, and the best farmland is in the middle.

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>>9450610

>> No.9450632

>>9450459
>All of the best locations are along the coast.
West:
California, shitty state full of gays and asians and mexicans and jews and the most obnoxious people on the planet, complete with the most obnoxious accent and slang.
2 other states no one cares about outside of that one game and confusing the other with where the president lives.
Alaska, reindeer, oil, mite b cool

East:
A shit ton of states no one cares about.
New York, you are not even on the coast, why do you call yourself East coast when only your dick sticks out into the water?
Fucking Florida, fuck this place seriously. Boiling hot rain, tornadoes like it's fucking Kansas, even hurricanes and shit. Absolutely nothing of worth there except Universal Studios theme park.

>> No.9450636

>>9450631
Make me.

>> No.9450637

It rained for like 10 minutes a couple of hours ago, is that it?

>> No.9450638
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9450638

I live in the UK, someone marry me and you can come over here and get autismbux with me while married.

>> No.9450643

>>9450638

Will you use my body for sexual pleasures?
I want autismbux, but I'm scared of sex.

>> No.9450646
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9450646

whatafuck man
>tfw you're smack-dab in the middle of the pink
I'm literally tearing up right now I hate storms omg
>>9450590
I'm here 4 u until the power goes out ;_;

>> No.9450648

>>9450632
Washington is the best state in your shitty country. Republican faggot

>> No.9450651

>>9450632
>implying anyone thinks alaska or florida are good places to live
Perhaps if you're a beaner and can hide in Florida then its the greatest place on earth

>> No.9450655

>>9450643
We can cuddle if you want, but nothing more.

>> No.9450658

>>9450610
That implies sexual things.

In general, if you need affection from someone else and can't find happiness within yourself, you are a normal and should kill yourself out of /jp/.

>> No.9450661

Sleep, draw, stare at the ceiling and be harassed by my mom to go out with her to places "so i don't have to stay in a hot house".

Already did it this time last month when that "derecho" blew through here and power was out for 3 days and everyone panicked and bought every generator, bag of ice, and battery powered radio in the city/county area.

>> No.9450666

>>9450655

Okay, I think I can handle that. Do you live in a scary part of the UK? Are there bullies where you live?

>> No.9450667

>>9450655
Do you have a cute butt to fondle?

>> No.9450674

>>9450666
There are some bullies in my area, you can avoid them if you know what you're doing. Though we don't have to leave the house much and can even get groceries delivered to the house.

>> No.9450677

>>9450667
lewd.

>> No.9450701
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>>9450667
D-Don't touch it

>> No.9450717

no storms in spurdoland.
we're safe.

>> No.9450745
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9450745

WE AIN'T GETTIN SHIT RAIN DOWN HERE IN LANTA GAWJA NIG, STEP YA GAME UP AN COME LIVE IN THA BEAUTIFUL CITY OF HOTLANTA

>> No.9450756

>>9450745
Aren't you niggers still using 56k?

>> No.9450768

>>9450638
Where in the UK? I want your exact location please.

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>>9450756

NIGGA DONE STEPPED MY GAME UP ON THE INTERNET, KEPT THE DIALUP CAUSE I LOVE THE NOISE IT MAKES WHEN THA SHIT CONNECTS

KEEPS BITCHES FROM CALLIN ME

>> No.9450783

It missed Florida. That's a shame it's pretty fucking hot.

>> No.9450876

it's starting to storm where i am

>> No.9450900

>>9450876
I love you, pls don't go.

>> No.9450917
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9450917

tfw waking up to thunderbolts two days ago

>> No.9450919

>>9450876

I live in southern New Jersey.

Sunny as fuck and not a cloud in the sky. I'm having a very hard time believing there is going to be a huge storm.

>> No.9450921

Good thing my area of Queens has most of its cables underground, including power.

I hope I can still go to the public pool in time before the bad weather starts.

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>>9450917

Speaking of ghosts, I was in the kitchen last night, and heard the sound of shattering dish in the living room.

There wasn't any dished in the living room and nothing was broken, but that sound did happen.

>> No.9450932
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>>9450917

Speaking of ghosts, I was in the kitchen last night, and heard the sound of a shattering dish in the living room.

There wasn't any dishes in the living room, and nothing was broken, but that sound did happen.

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9450984

looks like it won't be too bad in SE Michigan.

I guess I should charge my PSP to be safe.

>> No.9451088

I haven't seen any storms.

>> No.9451104

Did everyone survive? Has any of your parents basements been flooded? Hope none of my /jp/sies drowned

>> No.9451110

>>9451104
I live right near the purple and didn't get shit

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>>9451104
I was all up in the purple and there was hardly even any audible thunder. I was disappoint.

>> No.9451125

Wow it's nothing.

>> No.9451136
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>>9450459
Middle of america is an interesting case. You're right, there is actually nothing there and no reason to live there.

The only reason people live there today is because their forefathers were trying to get to california during the gold rush, but were too fucking lazy and decided to settle down halfway to their destination.

Since their forefathers were such useless and weak-willed people, they saw no reason to move to the coast even with the innovation of flight making it an order of magnitude easier.

>> No.9451149

>>9451136
Alternatively, land and food is significantly cheaper and now with amazon and so many other online retailers there is literally no reason to live near a large city.

>> No.9451152

>>9451136

>gold rush

it's strange to think americans literally have capitalism and materialism rooted in their veins. It's a disgraceful history really

>> No.9451159

>>9451136
My parents are immigrants and basically moved to the middle of America to take jobs. Not certain why people stay here for generations though. I'm moving away at my first opportunity. Pacific Northwest is the best

>> No.9451191

I'm never trusting the weather channel again

>> No.9451221

>>9451159
Why can't you use spoilers properly? Please refer to the FAQ to learn the correct usage.

>> No.9451228

>>9451221
whats wrong with it?

>> No.9451235

>>9451228
Nothing. Please ignore the local meme forcers.

>> No.9451256

>>9451228
Needlessly used, which is a bannable thing to do.

>>9451235
Go back to whatever board you're from which uses spoilers like a bunch of idiots.

>> No.9451301

>>9451159
go back to where u fucking came from

>> No.9451310

>>9451221
Reported for being an underaged ban evader.

>>9451228
Reported for responding seriously to an underaged ban evader.

>> No.9451323

>>9451319
Nobody gives a shit besides you.

>> No.9451319

>>9451310
Reported for breaking Global Rule 7.

>> No.9451325 [DELETED] 

i luv asian boys theyre so cute :3

>> No.9451328

>>9451310
You're mistaken on both accusations directed towards me by way of my post.

>> No.9451330

>>9451323
Reported for bullying.

>> No.9451342
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9451342

storm and rain ... disappointment

>> No.9451357

My power cut out for 2 seconds once.
What a fucking waste of time, I couldn't take it easy because of nothing.

>> No.9451378

This kind of thing is happening more and more frequently because we are killing the earth.

>> No.9451397

I'm losing my internet and then my power soon after. And not for a few days, but indefinitely.

Get on my level nerds.

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>>9451378
>we are killing the earth.

Not fast enough. This world is shit.

>> No.9451426

Continue to browse the internet as normal because neither my house nor the location of 4chan's servers are in the storm. Sucks to be you East-Coast fags.

>> No.9451452

You guys I'm getting kind of scared. This big tree outside is shaking in the wind and I heard some snapping so

>> No.9451474

>>9451452
You know, if someone actually died in the middle of typing a post, we would never know about it because they would have to fill out the captcha and hit submit. They would die a lonely death with no one to see their final words.

>> No.9451488

>>9451397
sucks to be you faggot

>> No.9451489

>>9451401
The people in it are shit, maybe, but where else are you going to go? You don't have any choice in the matter. When the environment collapses and food won't grow anymore, you'll understand. Give it ten years and you'll see severe food and water shortages. This year already, most of the US midwest is losing its harvest because of drought and heat. Things are going to get nasty, and you won't have anywhere to run.

>> No.9451528

Nothing ever happens in Phoenix. No natural disasters (besides fires far off in the corners of the state). No rain, no snow. No lightning, no thunder. Just endless sunny days without a cloud in that blue sky that goes on forever.

>> No.9451664

East coast getting pounded by storms happens every summer. There have just been particularly bad ones this year.

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