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9444048 No.9444048[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I always find /jp/ to be the most interesting group of people to talk with when it comes to suicide.

So, /jp/, why haven't you opened the portal yet?

>> No.9444060

Where is the part about shitposting as hard as possible?

It's an important part of my daily NEET routine.

>> No.9444071

If we did, we couldn't be here to talk about it with you.

>> No.9444122

I still enjoy NEEThood.

>> No.9444135

giving myself until 50; if I'm still angry, bitter, and alienated, then might as well wait until I'm also beginning to rot.

>> No.9444232

>>9444135
50 is too old already, I am giving myself until 35-40.

>> No.9444242

I'm too much of a coward to kill myself..

>> No.9444252

>>9444242
Let someone else do it for you!

>> No.9444259

>>9444252

I don't know anyone..

>> No.9444261

>>9444259
It's easier than you think to kill yourself.

>> No.9444262

Why would I actually go and kill myself when I can just wait and death will automatically come to me?
Being lazy is the best.

>> No.9444271

>>9444262
Aren't you eager to visit Gensokyo?

>> No.9444276

How many of you have actually attempted suicide?

I once stabbed myself in the stomach, though that was more of a drunken test of courage than anything. It didn't hurt one bit so I might actually kill myself that way too. Wouldn't it be wonderful to go lie on your bed and just bleed to death?

>> No.9444281

>>9444271
No need to rush things.
It's not like it will destroy itself or anything of the sort.

>> No.9444287

my family is rich i have the perfect hikikomori life :)

>> No.9444295

>>9444276
Apparently you didn't stab yourself. Hard. Enough!

>> No.9444291

>>9444261
How would you know?

>> No.9444293

>>9444259
There was someone on /jp/ who helped someone kill himself and was willing to help others.

>> No.9444303

>>9444295
I know, but there was so much blood flowing out that I didn't feel like continuing. I managed to ruin my best carpet and jeans..

>> No.9444319

>>9444303

That's the worst part of stabbing or cutting yourself.

If you're going to die, you'll obviously want to dress in your best clothes. But sadly these will get ruined due to all the blood.

>> No.9444320

>>9444303
Well cry me a river.

>> No.9444321

>>9444232
35 is still too old. I'm giving it until 30-35.
Who am I kidding, if I live that long I'll be like, 'eh, I'll commit suicide next year' every damn year

>> No.9444325

If you bleed out, do you pass out before you suffer cardiac arrest?

The thought of watching my heart slowly stopping to beat terrifies me, but if you just pass out long before that, it wouldn't be a big deal.

>> No.9444335

>>9444293
I wonder how well that method he posted works. I found the stuff needed and it's only $10.

>> No.9444344
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>>9444048
>drinking bleach

That is one of the most fucking painful things to do, it's far from guaranteed to work, and can cause permanent gastrointestinal damage if you do survive. In one case, a person who tried to kill himself that way broke a fucking plate glass window from thrashing around in pain.

>> No.9444348

If you're going to go for blood loss, go for the arteries in the legs.
You'll bleed out in less than a minute.
Here's my top 3 suicide methods:
1. Helium Asphyxiation. Painless, no mess, easy materials to get (if a little expensive, but what the hey, might as well treat yourself a little)
2. Hanging. Cheap, easy. Difficult to fuck up so long as: 1. the knots are good, 2. The rope is actually something that can hold your body weight with no problem and 3. the thing you tied it to is strong. Reason is number 2 is because of reliability, and cheapness. Very cheap.
3. Gunshot wound to the head. Messy, the aim has to be good (believe it or not, but keeping a steady aim is difficult when you're trying to beat your own self preservation instincts) Short barrel and large caliber are preferred. Gun might not be easy to get- this one is pretty much american only (switzerland notwithstanding).

Honorary mentions:
Electricution: Experimental. Use a defibrillator to jump stop your own heart. Attach one electrode to chest (just below where your heart is) and stick the other in your mouth. Zap away. Or you could do the whole proper positioning thing, but who the fuck knows.

2. Bleeding. Need to hit an artery. Best ones are in the legs, and armpits. Look up where they are on wikipedia. Bring something sharp and stabby. Warm bath + ibuprofen (little bit of rat poison would also help) will help prevent clotting. For bonus points, inject target area with local anaesthetic, and cut away.

>> No.9444352

>>9444335
link to post in archive?

>> No.9444359

>>9444344
Oh yeah, this. Bleach drinking is probably akin to medievel torture, except the medieval torture wasn't really designed to kill you most of the time.
Basically what it does is dissolve through your stomach, and then eat its way down through your intestines, giving, what I think, the most painful possible way to damage the intestines and stomach, and your death is pretty slow since you can last quite a long time without stomach or intestines, but not so long without heart or brain. The internal bleeding will eventually kill you, but the extreme, extreme pain is undescribable.

>> No.9444353

>>9444135
meh I doubt you'll kill yourself
you know that old, angry bitter weird man who stocks shelves or works in a call center?
that'll probably be you

>> No.9444354

Jesus christ. Bunch of emos.

>> No.9444356

>>9444352
https://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9434984/#9435081

>> No.9444366

>>9444325
It depends on your orientation. If the cut is below your brain, then probably, yes. If you're upsidedown and the blood pools in your head, then you could stay awake before your heart gives up.
Blood thinners will accelerate the blood loss.

>> No.9444363

>>9444356
Thanks. That is interesting. I'll have to look into it.

>> No.9444369

>>9444348
>Attach one electrode to chest (just below where your heart is) and stick the other in your mouth. Zap away.
Did you get that from Breaking Bad? Because the guy who did my first aid course said that getting a shock from the portable ones does about as much as touching an electric fence.

>> No.9444372

>>9444369
Yeah, that's why I said experimental.
Use a real man's defibrillator and it should work.
Will hurt like a motherfucker since you stop your heart before passing out.

>> No.9444377

>>9444356
This assumes that e-liquid is pure nicotine. It's not.

>> No.9444385

>>9444369
>>9444372
>shitty HBO dramas

normals get out

>> No.9444389

>>9444377
Personally I recommend giving yourself a nicotine enema. the problem with drinking it is that your vomit reflex is pretty good at keeping you alive. But if it's in your ass, all the vomiting in the world won't save you. Since that is where the nicotine gets into the bloodstream anyway, it's perfectly fine.
Anyway, on purity, you can always up the dose.

>>9444385
Misdirected elitism.

>> No.9444391

>>9444385
How about you suck my penis?

>> No.9444398

>>9444389
How do you give yourself an enema, without buying equipment?

>> No.9444409

>>9444398
Stick hose up your ass.

>> No.9444434 [SPOILER] 
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>>9444398
Well the way I do it (with water to clean my ass for my 'stick plastic objects up my butt' sessions) is I use a disposable drinksbottle- one with those small drinking cap things. The ones that are water is sold in. The ones with the lids that look like could go neatly in your ass, and you can squeeze it.
anyway, you fill it up with your liquid (use a smaller bottle but with the lid from the larger one?) which may require a lot of nicotine fluid, and then stick the thing in your butt and squeeze the bottle.
The fluids go into the ass, and then you sit there. Bonus points for sitting with your ass in the air, since then you don't need to fill the bottle up all the way.

Something like image related but switch mouth for ass.
Don't mix up the drinking bottle with the ass bottle.

>> No.9444461
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9444461

Please don't kill yourselves, I would miss you guys too much.

>> No.9444475

If someone wanted to kill them self why not take a chainsaw and saw into your own throat? Could do it before jumping from a high place or in front of a train. What I wanted to say is, if you really wanted to off yourself you would have done it already and creating threads about it is just so obvious attention whoring,

>> No.9444483

>>9444475
Chainsaw to throat is a silly method.

>> No.9444496

>>9444475
Because the hardwired survival instinct would almost guarantee that to fail.

>> No.9444503

>>9444496
That and laziness. Can you mail order a chainsaw?

>> No.9444510

Wish I could just buy some explosives. Can't go wrong with a few sticks of dynamite.

>> No.9444524

>>9444303
No really. I have to give props to you. You were like Samurai and I've been thinking how far did you plunge that blade? One inch like a pussy or more? Then do you have some muscle problems now or did it heal perfectly?

>> No.9444526

>>9444377
Really? It seems to still be extremely poisonous from what I'm reading.

>> No.9444533

>>9444510
Actually you can. Dynamite is nitroglycerine, which is pretty unstable, and is very shock sensitive. Pretty easy to make though, but I'd seriously, seriously recommend against it.
What you want is TNT.

Well I meant 'you can go wrong with dynamite'.
Not that you can just buy explosives, which you can't.
That and you'd get picked up by anti-turrist, if they actually do anything, that is.

>> No.9444553

>>9444533
Well, sure, but can you survive an explosion of a dynamite stick at point-blank? Assuming you're not sitting on it.

>> No.9444544

>>9444526
If it was pure nicotine, it wouldn't be safe. It'd be hilariously poisonous.
To compensate, you just ingest a whole load of it.

>> No.9444550

>>9444483
>>9444496
>>9444503

Well that was just a stupid example, I can come up with loads of free ways if you like.
Train+booze
High building + knife
Freeway
gasoline+booze
Booze+boat

>> No.9444559

>>9444550
Yes, it IS best to mix methods. But a lot of us don't have that much spending money.

>> No.9444560

>>9444553
Uh, yeah. Haven't you watched Looney Tunes?

>> No.9444578

>>9444559
What I mention only requires money enough to get drunk or a knife...

>> No.9444589

>>9444550

>loads of free ways
>freeway

I smiled.

>> No.9444591

>>9444553
No, but it's not like the movies where you just get vaporised. Best bet is a large explosion at the throat area.
The problem with nitro is that it'll explode when you don't want it to, and you'll lose your hands and vision, and survive.

>> No.9444692

Because I am not a worthless NEET. If you got a fucking job or attained some useful skills, maybe you wouldn't be so depressed.

>> No.9445138

>>9444692
Why do people seriously think a job will make someone happy? Work doesn't make you happy, anyone who says so is deluding themselves.

>> No.9445194

>>9444692
All NEETs are worthless. Either you're a NEET or you're not.

>> No.9445295
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9445295

I drink and smoke. It'll eventually catch up with me. In a way, it is like deliberately committing suicide albeit fairly slowly.

>> No.9445997

Overdose on capsaicin.

>> No.9446011

>>9445997
I thought that said "Overdose on escapism" first.

>> No.9446049

>>9445138
This is very true. I had been a NEET for 2 years before I got my first job, and it sucked. Most of my shifts were at odd hours like 3 to 10 AM or 7 PM to 3 AM, not to mention it was a menial job in which you rarely have chances to sit down if at all. The only time I was excited go to to work was during the first two days, after that, I went to back to wanting to kill myself because I had a bad, low paying job and had trouble making friends despite being very sociable (yeah I know this sounds funny coming from someone on /jp/).

I quit at the beginning of the month and now I'm being useless and poor again. It's not fun at all, but it's better than actively suffering just so I can waste money on games I won't play anyway.

>> No.9446062

>>9446011
that would be a truly NEET way to die...

>> No.9446064
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9446064

You fake NEETs are such ungrateful pieces of shit.

I've been a NEET for six years and I love this. You have access to so much fun. Why would you possibly want to kill yourself while you're still a NEET? I can understand jumping off a building when you can no longer be a NEET, but not while you still are one.

Learn a language, download an eroge, download a game, watch an anime, try some western shows, read a manga, read a novel, there are millions of things you could be doing right now.

Yet you're thinking about killing yourself. Why? What the fuck is wrong with you? Have fun. You are one of the most fortunate people on the entire planet, everybody else is working their entire life away.

You're all a bunch of fucking normals. Just go get your anxiety pills and go make your friends or whatever has you so depressed instead of just sitting here crying and being a little emo bitch all day.

>> No.9446073

>>9446064
Looks like someone's mad.

>> No.9446084

>>9446064
Ignorance truly is bliss.

>> No.9446091

>>9446064

Keep up the good fight.

>> No.9446092

>>9446064
sick kopipe bro

Epic.
Nice.
I like it.

>> No.9446094
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9446094

>>9446073

Yes, I am mad.

There are plenty of people who would love to live the life that you have, even people on /jp/. They weren't as fortunate as you are and they have to work, slaving away in some shithole so they can enjoy 25% of their day if they're lucky.

You get to stay inside all day and do whatever you want, but you waste all of that time plotting ways to kill yourself? If you really wanted to kill yourself then you would have done it already instead of posting about it on /jp/ for years. You're a fucking coward that can't enjoy what he has and is too scared to go out and get what he wants and on top of all that you don't even have the balls to off yourself.

>> No.9446147

>>9446094
You seem to have trouble understanding that not everyone is able to enjoy staying indoors all day every day, doing the same things over and over again for years. At some point watching anime, reading a novel and downloading a game begin to lose their meaning. You need to do other things that don't necessarily involve sitting in front of a monitor for hours.

I'm not even talking about having no friends, no future and no income, because not everyone is lucky enough to be born in a rich Western European country that doesn't mind throwing its money at unemployed people, like myself.

But hey if you were trying to troll then good work.

>> No.9446173

>>9446147

>I'm not even talking about having no friends, no future and no income

What is it that you want then?

Go for a walk. Your door isn't sealed shut. Enjoy nature, take a jog, etc.

>> No.9446182

>>9446173
Sorry, but you must be new here.

>> No.9446191

>>9446182
Not everyone is a hikki, some people enjoy taking a hike.

>> No.9446205

>>9446064
That is inspiring.

>> No.9446206

>>9446182

You're not making any sense. Why can't you go outside? If you don't want to go out then that's perfectly fine, but there's no reason to be scared. There is no socialization, I go for a walk in the forests near here every few days and I never speak to a single person the entire time.

>> No.9446208

>>9446064
>I've been a NEET for six years and I love this.
You are either lying or extremely selfish.

>> No.9446217

>>9446206
Not everyone is lucky enough to live in an area like that.

>> No.9446234

>>9446208

>extremely selfish

What does that have to do with being a NEET? Everyone wants to be happy and do the things that they enjoy. Most people just have to work for it. NEETs are fortunate enough to live with their parents, be on autismbux, or have both so either way they bypass the working process, but their goals in life are essentially the same.

>> No.9446235

Obligations.

>> No.9446238

>>9446208
Butthurt about having to work.

>> No.9446239

>>9446217

Where do you live? Some sort of city? If that's the case then I can understand. I would be miserable if I lived in a large noisy city.

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>>9446234

>> No.9446255

>>9446206
Original poster here. I live in the suburbs of a big city. There are no forests in a hundred kilometers at least. Also the nature of this lifestyle tends to drain out all of the willpower to do things such as jogging or going outside to socialize. At least it does for me.

>> No.9446311

>>9446250

Everyone screws over somebody else to live. This is the nature of life, it's true whether you work or if you leech off your parents. If you get a job then you are taking the position away from someone else who could have needed it just as much or more than you do, it's how life works. Just look at eating. Every time you eat a piece of meat you have contributed to ending the life of a living creature so that you can consume it.

I don't lose sleep every time I eat a cheeseburger and I don't lose sleep over getting money from tax payer dollars and leeching off my parents. It's a rough world and if you want to be happy and live the life that you want then you will have to screw some people over to get there.

>> No.9446343

>>9446311
Good, so now you understand that not everyone enjoys or wants to live your life. Now please stop preaching.

>> No.9446424

>>9446343

So why haven't you just killed yourself already? It doesn't make any sense. Either you want to live or you don't, if you really wanted to kill yourself then you should have been dead 20 minutes after this thread started, but here you are typing.

>> No.9446448

>>9446424

Suicide isn't a mere act. Being suicidal is a way of life, of coping with one's despair.

>> No.9446467

>>9446311
There's a difference between competition, winning and losing, and flat out exploiting your parents affections in order to live how you want. Imagine how they must feel, I'm guessing if they could have glimpsed into the future at what their son would become, they would have gotten an abortion. The only reason they let you stay is out of guilt.

Truthfully I have no problem with people who live with their parents, I do too, but at least I'm thankful for their kindness and help them our around the house. I don't try to rationalize my burden of a lifestyle as something noble.

>> No.9446470

>>9446448
I don't get it. If you are suicidal, why don't you just try and change (if that's what you're depressed about). The worst that can happen is you just end up killing yourself anyway.

>> No.9446489

>>9446470

It's easier to talk about it than to do it. But I would presume it has something to do with finally having something to lose, as well as expectations to live up to (i.e., overcoming one's depression). Without any expectations, one cannot be disappointed, and without any hope, one cannot despair. At the point where one can with a straight face think about killing themselves (or at least not care should a fatal accident kill them, since suicide after all is still an act that requires effort) with no consequence is the epitome of the suicidal lifestyle.

>> No.9446495

>>9446467

>they could have glimpsed into the future at what their son would become

Why should you give a shit about that? It's your life, whether or not you become what they wanted isn't your problem at all. You live the life that you want to live and if they let you leech off them then even better.

>I don't try to rationalize my burden of a lifestyle as something noble.

Who said anything about this being noble? It's basically theft through guilt-tripping and conning the government, but you don't have to feel bad about it. You won and they lost. It really is simple competition, there's no use feeling guilty for beating your opponent.

>> No.9446496

>or at least not care should a fatal accident kill them
Technically, no one would care in this instance.

>> No.9446501

http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Information/Suicide_FAQ.html

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