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9439979 No.9439979[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Do you guys ever hold ur peepee or poopoo in, so when you let it out, it feels sooooooo good~?

>> No.9440001

I shit my pants today.

>> No.9440012

I like to let my bladder get really full and then jerk off, it feels so good. The bad part is waiting 5 minutes before you can piss with a bursting bladder.

>> No.9440014

I like when I really have to poop, but I make by butt pull it back in and then it doesn't feel like I need to poop anymore.

>> No.9440030

I like to push out a huge log about halfway but then stop pushing it so that it starts slowly going back into my body. I do this about 7 or 8 times until it's moist enough to just start breaking apart and splashing in the toilet.

>> No.9440038
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9440038

Have you ever fucked a horse? If you haven't you should try, it feels so good, jerking off is a waste of time in comparison. They have powerful vaginal muscles and clench hard around your dick to milk you dry.

>> No.9440039

Good thread.

>> No.9440075

More sock sniffing

please

>> No.9440104

>>9440038

Please tell me more of your experiences. Do you sneak into farms at night to rape mares, like on your birthday and Christmas as a treat?

>> No.9440106
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9440106

smelly socks are a top tier fetish

smoke weed every day legalize it orn paul 420

>> No.9440117

>>9440104
I don't do it much during the winter, too cold, I volunteer at a stable and go up there during the night to fuck the mini mares, some actually will come up to me and start winking

>> No.9440108

>>9440038
stop corrupting me please

>> No.9440110
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>>9440106

>> No.9440122

>>9440038
I need that thread about the guy who pimped out his horse by using low amount of tranquilzers, putting the horse on hay bales, then charging people money to have sex with her.

>> No.9440121
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>>9440117

My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic.

>> No.9440125

>>9440122
You can make bank off that, Mr. Hands died going to a place that used to do that, people would come from all over the world to go there, they had a mare trained to give blowjobs.

>> No.9440129

>>9440125
But the man seemed nice, he said he would use most of the money to buy the horse better quality feed to use as reward after the deed. And that he had to watch to ensure the person wasnt harming the horse.

>> No.9440136

>>9440129
What a gentleman.

>> No.9440137

>>9440125
I live just a short drive from Enumclaw. I remember when that story hit the news.

>> No.9440139

>>9440137
The media tries so hard not to discuss bestiality, the reaction must have been great when it first went down.

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9440140

/jp/-a place for horse fuckers

>> No.9440148

>>9440139
I have a few family member that live in Enumclaw and they all knew it was happening basically, they just didn't know exactly how bad it was.

>> No.9440150

>>9440140
I just love cumming in general, I don't care what it is at this point

>> No.9440154
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Then there is the prohibition of realistically depicting sex with an animal. The law does not care whether the animal wanted sex. I've read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes sollicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify them?

But this law is not concerned with protecting animals, since it does not care whether the animal really had sex, or really existed at all. It only panders to the prejudice of censors.

A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked by his soft feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance. I have a photo of that act ; should I go to prison for it?

Perhaps I am spared because this photo isn't "disgusting", but "disgusting" is a subjective matter; we must not imprison people merely because someone feels disgusted. I find the sight of wounds disgusting; fortunately surgeons do not. Maybe there is someone who considers it disgusting for a parrot to have sex with a human. Or for a dolphin or tiger to have sex with a human. So what? Others feel that all sex is disgusting.

>> No.9440157

>>9440154
rip in peace stallman's parrot waifu

>1989-2011

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>>9440154

Even though rms enjoys being humped by parrots, I very much respect his opinion and his willingness to express it openly and without censoring himself.

>> No.9440217

>>9440154
I wouldn't mind a dolphine trying to rape me

>> No.9440224

>>9440154
>female apes sollicit sex from humans
where are the videos?

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