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Do you love your fellow /jp/sies? Don't you wish you could tell them "I love you" and watch them blush?

>> No.9432165

>>9432162
I love you.

>> No.9432168

No, I don't wish to tell anybody anything.

>> No.9432170

>>9432165
I love you.

>> No.9432171
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9432171

>>9432165
You don't mean that right? You're just messing with me right? No one has ever said that to me before.

>> No.9432178

>>9432170
i love you
capatcha: that voment

>> No.9432179

>>9432171
I want to be with you.

>> No.9432184

>>9432168
But I do, I love you!

>> No.9432189

When I say things like this to my guy friends they just get uncomfortable. ;_;

>> No.9432196

>>9432192
I cry if I think about losing you.

>> No.9432192

>>9432179
Or that. Please stop teasing me, no one would ever say that.

>> No.9432239

I lovey ou

>> No.9432260

>>9432189
I wouldn't mind if you told me, anon-kun.

>> No.9432269

I wish I had a cute /jp/sie to hold hands with

>> No.9432294

Only if cock sucking is involved.

>> No.9432306

>>9432294
No that's lewd. I wish /jp/ would stop being so lewd

>> No.9432311

I just want someone to hug me, pat my head and tell me I'm a good person.

>> No.9432323

>>9432311
I'd do it if I saw you.

>> No.9432331

>>9432311
Only after you did a good job sucking my cock, dude.

>> No.9432339

I love you all!<3

>now blush

>> No.9432357

>>9432311
But you are a good person!

>> No.9432363

>>9432339
I hate you.

>> No.9432369

Only if they were cute.

>> No.9432370

Someone on /jp/ asked if I wanted to be his friend.
I said we were already friends.
He never replied.
I felt bad.

>> No.9432381

>>9432370
He was probably embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

>> No.9432377

>>9432370
I talked to someone from /jp/ once but they never contacted me again.

>> No.9432382

>>9432377
Oh god the same happened to me
It was my first time trying to make an internet friend, too

>> No.9432384

How would sex feel like with /jp/?

>> No.9432387

>>9432382
He even told me he would talk to me again. Maybe I scared him away or bored him. I'm never going to try again.

>> No.9432399

>>9432363

because you blushed
*cuddle
>nnggg

>> No.9432394

>>9432387
Maybe you were acting too needy? Someone else here said his friend unfriended him on steam because he was too needy.

>> No.9432397

No, not really. But I think I'd be nice to them if we were to interact. As long as they weren't mouth breathing faggots.

>> No.9432398

>>9432387
But all of us talked here, thats where the fun lies.

p.s. i love you

>> No.9432403

>>9432377
Same here.
And I thought we were friends.

>> No.9432408

I don't want to tell anyone that I love them unless I truly do and wish to spend my life with them.

Love is too strong of a word for me to use like a teenage girl would, telling anyone I have know for a few years that I 'love' them. I don't think I have told anyone that I love them.

>> No.9432414

>>9432377
I added two people from /jp/ on MSN and talked to them once like 2 years ago. They're still on my contact list, but it seems like it would be awkward as hell to just contact them out of the blue.

>> No.9432411

>>9432394
I don't know, maybe. I tried to talk normally, but maybe I did something wrong.

>> No.9432433

>>9432414
I'm too scared to get on MSN. I have them on my list, but I'm too scared to contact them. But I worry that if I don't talk to them first then they'll think I don't want to talk to them. But if I do talk to them first, what if they don't want to talk to me? I hate this.

>> No.9432444
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>>9432387
Oh, I told that to a fellow /jp/er seven months ago.
But them I lost my temporary account password and never found him again.
I'm so sorry.

>> No.9432446

>>9432414
I did the same thing, too. I'm too scared they might delete me or something.

>> No.9432456

>>9432433
I have a friend that never starts to talk with me, I have to be the one to start it. Does he like me or am I a bother?

>> No.9432464

>>9432456
Either he's afraid of bothering you or he hates you. Judge it based on his personality.

>> No.9432475

>>9432456
On MSN?

>> No.9432469

>>9432464
I don't think he hates me, but there is no reason to think you're bothering me. I do nothing at all all day.

>> No.9432479

>>9432475
No, steam.

>> No.9432477

>>9432456
I don't know, I can never figure it out. I'm not cut out for having friends.

>> No.9432488

>>9432479
I just think it's cute watching you over-think things.

>> No.9432527

>>9432456
if it makes you feel better I never initiate conversations, ever
I'm too much of a scared little girl to do so. maybe they're busy or don't want to be bothered right now, I'll just wait for them to contact me if they want to talk.

>> No.9432536

>>9432527
What if they think the same way?

>> No.9432555

>>9432536
then you just kind of mutually look at each other on your friends list and understand
it's like a shared silence or something
I must sound crazy
it's ok to start a conversation maybe once in a while with those people but it's very rare for me personally to do so
I only feel comfortable when people start a conversation with me not the other way around
or I feel like I'm bothering them with useless information

>> No.9432556

>>9432536
Them they're never going to talk to each other.

>> No.9432583

>>9432576
I feel like that too. Even if I did start the conversation, I have no idea how to start it.

>> No.9432576

>>9432555
>I only feel comfortable when people start a conversation with me not the other way around
Same here. I can't even have a decent conversation without the other person taking the lead. I have so little to say since I don't do anything particularly interesting.

>> No.9432599

We should all add each other somewhere so that we can stare at each other's name and feel warm and fuzzy inside.

>> No.9432606

>>9432599
post skype names

>> No.9432618

>>9432599
You first

>> No.9432621

>>9432618
N-No you post first!

>> No.9432628

>>9432618
How about someone else does something first and then I can think about adding someone
you made me miss the captcha five times in a row

>> No.9432631

>>9432621
But I'm scared...

>> No.9432638

>>9432618
>>9432621
>>9432628
>>9432631
come on guys i wanna make us a group conversation

>> No.9432640
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9432640

Here we go again.

>> No.9432643

>>9432631
You gotta go first.

>> No.9432645

>>9432638
Well I only have MSN.

>> No.9432653

>>9432645
download skype u smelly buttsniffer

>> No.9432654

>>9432583
1. Pick one:
-"Hey, what are you doing?"
-"Hey, do you also like [insert hobby]?"
-"I haven't talked to you in a while, so I wondered how you are?"
2a. Do you think his answer is boring, or you don't know how to respond?
-"That's cool, I currently do [insert something]"
-"Oh that's nice, do you happen to like [insert something here]?"
2b. It's a hobby you share/ something interesting
-"Tell me more about it"
-...just talk about the hobby you share
2c. He doesn't respond
-"Please respond"
-Don't say anything and try at a different time on the next day again.

>> No.9432660

>>9432653
Why would I intentionally download a virus to my computer?

>> No.9432663

>>9432653
I don't like voice chats. I can't speak very loudly either

>> No.9432668

>>9432654
Most of those are only good if you just met the person.

>>9432663
Skype has text chat too.

>> No.9432671

>>9432663
we're just gonna use text chat unless someone is brave enough

>> No.9432673

You guys should do the omegle thing with each other and talk about lewd topics. I did that once with a jaypeer and it was a very pleasant experience.

>> No.9432679

>>9432668
>>9432671
Well I guess. I still don't want to be the first to post their Skype.

>> No.9432681

>>9432673
Hey, that's anonymous! I can do that!
Anyone else up to it?

>> No.9432684

>>9432681
I don't like lewd things

>> No.9432687

>>9432679
darkwindleaf

>> No.9432688

>>9432681
Sure, just set the topic to /jp/!

>> No.9432689

>>9432684
We can talk about pure things too

>> No.9432692

>>9432687
That's a gay name. Not adding you.

>> No.9432696

>>9432692
sorry i was young when i made it please excuse me

>> No.9432700

I don't have a skype
Sorry

>> No.9432705

>>9432687
Facepunch and shitty YouTube videos.

Get the fuck out of /jp/.

>> No.9432709

>>9432705
back off nerd ill get my crew to beat u up

>> No.9432717

>>9432709
Yay, i'll suck your cokc til you cumm blood

>> No.9432725

>>9432692
>>9432705
>>9432709
>>9432717
Please stop being mean.

>> No.9432726

So I guess this isn't gonna happen?

>> No.9432734

>>9432726
What did you expect? True love on an anonymous imageboard? Ahaha, nerd.

>> No.9432740

>>9432725
sorry i will try to be nicer to /jp/ in the future

>> No.9432745

>>9432726
Oh, it's gonna happen
*whips out dick*

>> No.9432748

>>9432734
No, just someone to talk to

>> No.9432759

>>9432645
S-so... What is your MSN?

>> No.9432771

>>9432759
Y-You first

>> No.9432776

>>9432679
teh_spai

>> No.9432789

>>9432784
please stop being rude or i'll tell my rozzee

>> No.9432784

>>9432776
What kind of turbonerd name is that?

>> No.9432798

>>9432789
What's a rozzee? Some sort of turbonerd buttdevice?

>> No.9432801

>>9432370

It wasn't from a Tohosort thread, was it?

>> No.9432803

/jp/ is so moe. I want to hug every adorable, skinny, hopeless NEET and comfort them. I would even buy them girly clothes if they wanted.

>> No.9432809

>>9432803
I'll take you up on that

>> No.9432814

…He talked to me once, then never logged in again... I started to imagine how our conversations would have been if we were still friends, everyday... for some years years.
It's like he's my best friend.

>> No.9432827

>>9432771

h556990@rtrtr.com

Just send your MSN to this email, it's a fake 10 minute email.
I will contact you with my real MSN later.
M-My heart is pounding so hard...

>> No.9432838

>>9432827
Video tape the sex scene so I can jack off to it while calling you fags.

>> No.9432887

>Skype
>MSN
>Stean
Why do you hate freedom?

>> No.9432896

>>9432887
Is there a freedom respecting alternative?

>> No.9432906

>>9432887
I have the freedom to download, install and use that software.

>> No.9432921

>>9432896
Email.

>> No.9432930

>>9432896
XMPP/Jabber, duh.

>> No.9432934

Why not.
My MSN email is richard-hawk@hotmail.com
>>9432414 is me, so don't expect much.

>> No.9432946

>>9432906
You have the ability to, but you are sacrificing your freedoms, which you should never do.

>> No.9432954

Oh /jp/, your social awkwardness is endearing. Even in a situation where there is no physical interaction, you're so adorably shy.

>> No.9432963

>>9432954
S-Shut up!

>> No.9432966

>>9432946
I would sacrifice my freedom of choice by listening to you.

>> No.9432974

I met with a /jp/'er once, not a day goes by where I don't regret not calling him again.

>> No.9432969

>>9432896
http://directory.fsf.org/wiki/Category/Business/telephony

>> No.9432970

dats fuggen GAY dude
i love my waifu 2much :((

>> No.9432979

>>9432966
It is not a "freedom" to be oppressed. You do not go around saying "why will no one enslave me?" Yet you are doing just that by your words.

>> No.9432978

>>9432954
It's only adorable when it's not you.

>> No.9432986

>>9432979
You're oppressing me right now!

>> No.9432990

>>9432970
Implying that after several years spent happily with your waifu, she wouldn't try to hook you with another man out of boredom anyway. /jp/ is a cuckold waiting to happen, they lack the spine to refuse their waifus sexual fantasy.

>> No.9432993

>>9432986
Liberation is not oppression.

>> No.9432998

>>9432990
noooooooooo shes too pure for that fool

>> No.9433006

>>9432978
Just like incest.

>> No.9433007

>>9432993
>Liberation is not oppression.
America.

>> No.9433031

>>9432998
I'm afraid not friend. She merely has you wrapped around her finger with her wiles. And as soon as she gets bored with you, she will abuse that control at your expense.

>> No.9433033

Not too long back I talked to another /jp/er quietly in some dying topic about TV shows. I think we talked for a couple hours, don't quite remember. I enjoyed it, though he was very shy and I think he thought he was bothering me. Eventually we went to bed, and I told him not to leave his email if he was too nervous or uncomfortable.

Should I have been more dominant and asked for his email, not giving him a real choice?

>> No.9433043

>>9433033
Yes, such shy people would sooner go without than take the initiative.

>> No.9433050

>>9433033
Curb Your Enthusiasm?

>> No.9433052

>>9433033
Dont bully.

>> No.9433149

>>9433050
Uhm... yes... that was a point of conversation...

>> No.9433169

>>9433149
Ara ara! Here you are talking about being more dominate, and you can't even form coherent sentences on the internet!

>> No.9433177

>>9433149
I didn't think anyone actually remembered it. I still think about it sometimes, but I thought I was the only one. I'm kind of happy.

>> No.9433191

>>9433169
If I were dominant, I would have asked for his email... but I'm not.

>>9433177
Are you the person I was talking to, or someone who just watched?

>> No.9433213

>>9433191
>>9433177
This is so cute. It's like watching two long lost lovers reconnecting right here in front of me.

>> No.9433231

>>9433191
I'm the person you were talking to. I really enjoyed it as well. Thank you.

>> No.9433253

You guys gonna fug?

>> No.9433275

>>9433253
I think we ruined the mood.

^5 dood :DD

>> No.9433286

>>9433231
It's a bit embarrassing but I really liked it too. When I woke up I checked the catalog to see if the topic was still up. It was, so I checked if by some chance you had said anything else. The topic died pretty soon after that.

I don't even know if you really are the same person or if you're just playing. If you are the same, then that's really neat. If you aren't, well, that's cool that you even remembered the topic anyway.

>> No.9433330

>>9433286
I checked it a few times too. I wasn't sure if I should say anything more, but I felt I should go to bed since I had already said I would, plus you said you were also going to bed. But I still kinda hoped you know. I'm surprised, but I'm pretty happy too.

>> No.9433429
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>>9433286
>>9433330
Cute!

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>> No.9433588

>>9433330
>>9433286
Please post your emails and become friends already. I read through the first conversation between you two, and there's nothing really to lose here.

>> No.9433590

Cutest thread on /jp/

>> No.9433653

>>9433588
It's hard to... and someone else might email our email addresses as a prank and we won't know for sure who is who.

Maybe... it's best that we just actively try to identify each other? It could be fun, too. Times like these we'll find one another and those times will feel special...

>> No.9433691

>>9433653
I'm worried about that too. I really just want to talk to you, but I'm scared. I don't know what I want. Or should want. Or something, I don't know, I'm not very good at expressing anything.

>> No.9433738

>>9433691
I think you should want to suck my cock, dude.

>> No.9433750

>>9433691
>>9433653
just reference your original conversation or something when you introduce yourselves. Only me (and maybe a few other /jp/sies that will come across the thread) will have seen the initial discussion, and at any rate both of you will know it much better than I or anyone else that read it (I had pretty much forgotten it until I saw the post by one of you guys, and even know I can barely recall it). Furthermore, if more than one person adds you and trys to befriend you than you'll know that one is fake, while if just one person does than you know it will be the other /jp/er. Take a risk.

>> No.9433756

>>9433750
You're just saying that because you want us to upload lewd videos once we finally meet.

>> No.9433778

>>9433691
I feel a lot more relaxed here because we sort of know each other.

Let's make a deal. The next time we talk to each other, we'll know it's fate, and one of us will exchange there. If you want me to, I will, just put me up to it. Let's just actively look around, but I think we've drawn too much attention here. I won't just forget, so I hope you won't either.

>>9433750
Thank you for your help, though I don't quite think I'm ready just yet. Which is funny because I thought I was before...

>> No.9433803

>>9433778
>>9433750
I'm conflicted. I really want to do this, but I'm worried about several things. I don't want to put you up to something you're not sure about either. But what if we never find each other? How will we know if we do? I guess it would really just be up to fate. But if it happened once, then maybe it'll happen again. I look forward to it.

>> No.9433813

I once talked to a /jp/sie and we became friends. He told me he loved me one day and I couldn't respond. He sent me a "please respond" email and I ended up blocking him from sending me messages.

I'm terrified just thinking about talking to him now and I think I made him really sad.

>> No.9433847

>>9433756
Not really. It would be too much effort to go through for gay pornography. If I wanted that I would just find it online, and at any rate it makes no sense that I would be able to convince you to give me a video of both of you having sex when it could very well be impossible due to geographical separation, and when there is no motive to give me the video. On top of that, it would be very easy for you just to ignore or block me if I did request that as I obviously have no influence or sway in your real lives with which to exploit you online. My intent here isn't malicious, I just don't want to see this chance go to waste.

>> No.9433876

>>9433803
We both spend a fair amount of time on this board, I'm sure. I know we'll find each other again. I wasn't ready for this time, I wasn't expecting it. This is just too sudden. But now I know that it can happen again and so I'll be ready for it. It might take weeks, it might even be tomorrow, but there's no doubt in my mind that we'll find each other again. Especially now, because we'll probably be more on the look out.

>>9433847
Thank you for being friendly, but like I said, I'm not ready for this. I need time to prepare.

>>9433813
Well... how long has it been?

>> No.9433896

>>9433803
>>9433778
Shazbot. It might be useful to use trips that the other may pick up on when you post in threads that he might be in, and with the trips it would also make it very easy to identify which emails/contacts are real.

>> No.9433907

>>9433876
Thank you, I'm really happy. After that day I started to feel a bit better, and tried to cheer up, thanks to you. I really hope this happens again. It has to.

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