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9426189 No.9426189[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I want a cute hikikomori boyfriend. I would cook and clean for him. I would even venture out of my own hikikomori ways to support him (the best outcome would be recovery together, I completely understand that being a hikky is better and would never force him or guilt-trip). I would force him out every once in a while though, to take walks at midnight for fresh air.

But it's impossible because you're in your room and I'm in mine.

>> No.9426201

btw I'm a whale

>> No.9426203

Gay.

>> No.9426206

suckmycockdudewhoareyouquotingCOULDTHISBETHEBIRTHOFANEPICNEWMEME?GJ''PLEASE''wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwJa
panesebirdcookingspaghettipostthedoyouevenlift?one.

>> No.9426214

Thanks for making me a little sadder asshole

>> No.9426267

btw i'm a faggot

>> No.9426275

>>9426201
True this

Guys I can't find the image of Kida Masaomi from Durarara doing the doubles with the "THIS" written on the bottom in big words.

It was my favorite doubles/This image and I posted it once here.

I was going to use that image instead of this one, but...

If anyone has it or knows where it is than please pass it along.
Or will you please pass it along?
Thank you

>> No.9426278

>>9426275
Why did you quote a post saying "btw I'm a whale?"

>> No.9426280
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9426280

>>9426201
>>9426275
Woops
That's typical me again

>> No.9426305

>>9426201
How does a whale use a computer?

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9426362

>>9426278
>>9426305
OP is a fat insecure girl who probably didn't have a father so now she wants to have a hikiki, because she thinks we're all desperate for a girl, so she thinks she'll be our light of the world. Then she'll never have to worry about being loved again and that gaping whole in her hear, that she tried filling with food, will disappear forever.

She's
Lost
Under
Turmoil

>> No.9426389

>>9426362
What does that have to do with computer-literate sea animals?

>> No.9426405

>>9426389
They send their melancholic song to 4chan bitting the underwater internet wires.

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9426417

>>9426389
>Wales
>Fat women
>Street/pop culture term

>> No.9426419

>>9426405
Whoa, cool!

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9426787

>But it's impossible because you're in your room and I'm in mine.

And since we'll never meet, that's why we're free to pretend. You can pretend I'm a long-separated twin brother who emits sparkles when he smiles, and I'll pretend you're the cute cosplaying sister who likes to wear nekomimi meido outfits.

>> No.9426857

>>9426787

Then I guess I am allowed to pretend that both of your are face down in a pool of your own blood after simultaneous suicides.

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