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Soviet peasant filled with burning desire to read for glory of Soviet Russia. One day peasant go to Soviet bookstore, and sees book with skull on cover.

He asks owner how much is book, and owner responds 80 rubles. However, owner tell peasant never read last page, or else doom shall fall upon him!

Peasant reads all book in one night, is dark book of capitalism about by evil man, John Deere, talking of automated machinery and air conditioned tractors, many horrors in book indeed!

Yet peasant does not read last page, for he has fear in his heart! One night it storms however, and the man is bored. He finally gathers up enough Soviet courage to read last page, dispelling superstition, for he has faith in the Party.

As soon as he reads last page, man gasps! Book originally 20 rubles! The owner was Jew!

>> No.9424694
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>> No.9424701

ЧТО ЗА ХУЙНЯ ЧУВАК

>> No.9424699
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>mfw ruble isnt rubble and i know ruble is money now

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just as planned.

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>>9424701
Don't use foul language on this board please

>> No.9424719

I never get bored of this kopipe because Russian is the one accent I can do, and I always have fun reading this out loud and laughing at myself.

Thanks, OP.

>> No.9424726

>>9424709
>уйдите в прочь
это охуенно конечно.

>> No.9424729

>>9424719
Using kopipe? Reallly?

How hipster can you get dude?

>> No.9424734

>>9424719
always pleasure to bring smiles to the world wearry faces of /jp/ much happiness indeed arigato

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>>9424709

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>Открыл тред
>Увидел что оп хуй
>Сагнул
>Закрыл

>> No.9424775

I actually smiled.

>> No.9424781

Heh

>> No.9424782

>2012 год
>сидеть на форчане и ненавидеть цоцач

>> No.9424782,1 [INTERNAL] 

"You have been banned from /jp/ for the following reason:

shitposting"

fucking finally

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